Chapter 593: Ahshariva Shariwa (One more begging for subscription)
Chang'e is gone.
She left a word and left.
She walked very chicly, but Sun Xiaokong was embarrassed.
It's easy to think too much if you stay.
At this moment, Nezha looked at Sun Xiaokong angrily...
And Sun Xiaokong scratched his head and didn't know what to say, this time he was honest!
There is no operation at all.
The most speechless is Jade Rabbit.
I haven't been rescued yet, why did Chang'e and Taiyin Xingjun leave?
So what should I do?
Sun Xiaokong is so terrifying, I'm afraid it's not going to be over.
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun and said, "What you just analyzed is not right!"
"I'll just say, Sun Xiaokong is so sexy, how can he not do anything. ”
"Look at this, you say don't do it seriously, actually... Watching dancing isn't just a beauty to watch..."
Lao Jun smiled and didn't reply, but he thought in his heart: "You can pull it, is it beautiful for Guangsun Xiaokong to watch dancing?
Tai Bai Xing looked at the immortals and said, "Hey, yes, this matter of learning from the scriptures is gone here, right?"
"According to Rulai's previous plan, after the Jade Rabbit of Tianzhu Kingdom, there is already nothing, right?"
The immortals nodded and said, "That's right..."
"But it doesn't seem like it's over yet, right?"
"It's the end that the great sage said, let Rulai send the scriptures over?"
"Then if you come to it, you must not send it, I'm afraid you will see this thing again, right?"
The Jade Emperor looked at the immortals and didn't say anything, but began to think in his heart.
If you don't send scriptures, and Sun Xiaokong doesn't go to Lingshan, will this be the end of learning scriptures?
Impossible, right?
One of these two people must have to compromise, otherwise they will not be able to learn from this matter.
Of course.
The person who finally compromised was not Sun Xiaokong or Rulai, but Wutian.
In other words, Wutian is ready to do good.
Since Sun Xiaokong and Rulai are so entangled, let's go out by themselves!
Wutian: Please call me **, thank you!
This way.
Nezha looked at Sun Xiaokong and was silent for a long time, and suddenly said, "I'll take you back to my house tomorrow night, will you go?"
it!
Sun Xiaokong's face was shocked in an instant, and he looked at Nezha a little strangely.
Is this forcing me to use a doppelganger?
Chang'e asked herself to go on a date in Guanghan Palace...
Nezha asked himself to go home to see his mother-in-law...
It's really hard... What a choice!
Seeing that Sun Xiaokong was silent, Nezha pouted a little angrily and said:
"I'm talking to you, why don't you respond?"
Sun Xiaokong looked at Nezha and smiled and asked, "By the way, who is in your house?"
Nezha looked at Sun Xiaokong and replied:
"Don't you know my father, my eldest brother, and second brother?"
"And you haven't seen my mother and my sister. ”
Sun Xiaokong was a little puzzled and said:
"You still have a sister?"
"That golden-nosed, white-haired rat spirit?"
Nezha doesn't have a good airway:
"What, my sister is only seven years old, and her name is Li Zhenying. The white-haired rat is called Li Jin'er, and she is a righteous sister. ”
Forehead...
Li Jinzha... Li Muzha... Li Nezha... Lee Jung-young?
In other words, this is very incongruous, it should be called Shuizha or Huozha, right?
No matter how bad it is, Guli Nazha is okay?
Sun Xiaokong nodded, and suddenly remembered in his heart, it seems that this is the case, Nezha does have a sister.
"Alright then, I'll go find you tomorrow night, and I'll go back with you. Sun Xiaokong replied.
Nezha listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and then nodded and said, "Even if you know each other, you can go directly to my house tomorrow night." ”
"That's... What are you going to do with this jade rabbit?"
Jade Rabbit is also helpless, you finally think of me!
"The Great Sage... Why don't you see Nezha's face and let it go?" Yutu begged for mercy.
Sun Xiaokong was also stunned, why is this so strange, for the sake of Nezha's face, he put you on his face?
Nezha's face is...
But what does this have to do with you?
"Don't even think about it, you're my pet now, you know?"
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong also stroked the jade rabbit fiercely.
This guy has taken off all the ears of the Jade Rabbit.
Nezha didn't bother to say anything about the Jade Rabbit, and said:
"Mark my words!"
"I'm leaving. ”
"Oooh!"
Sun Xiaokong responded, and Nezha flew away directly in the clouds.
After watching Nezha leave, Sun Xiaokong also lay back on the bed bored, idle, squinting and capturing the rabbit.
"Little rabbit, let me tell you, follow me well, it's much more promising than following Chang'e. ”
"Come, learn a sentence from me first, learn well, a peach will reward you. ”
"Really?" Yutu was instantly stunned.
Sun Xiaokong didn't have a good air:
"Nonsense, can I still lie to you?"
Jade Rabbit: "Boom!"
Sun Xiaokong listened to it with a lot of music, took out a peach from his body and handed it to Yutu and said:
"Come... Go on, what talent show, keep playing, you are happy, there are many rewards!"
"What Pan Tao Jindan ginseng fruit, eat it as you like!"
As soon as Yutu heard this, he instantly became energetic.
Oh no, she's bowing to the evil forces of money.
I saw the jade rabbit fly out from Sun Xiaokong's suspicion, turned into a human form and said, "Master, I can also dance." ”
"I can still sing..."
"Ah~ Shariwar... Shariwa..."
"Roar~ha... Roar~Ha... Hoo-ha..."
"Who sent you to me?
"It's the round moon ~ the bright moon..."
Now the Jade Rabbit has no discipline at all, and the dancing posture began to win Sun Xiaokong's favor.
Immortals like Jade Rabbit, seriously... The living conditions are really average, and she may not be able to eat a peach or gold pill during the New Year.
For this dancing skill, Sun Xiaokong rewarded her with peaches, golden pills, and ginseng fruits, which were more than she had eaten in her life.
There is a good saying: if you go to the young lady and she can't open her legs, it's not that you are not handsome enough, but that you don't give enough money.
Next.
Zhu Bajie was stunned when he saw the rabbit in Sun Xiaokong's hand.
"Brother Monkey... You're this... Why do I look so familiar?"
"Isn't this the Jade Rabbit of Fairy Chang'e?"
Listening to Zhu Bajie's words, Sun Xiaokong kicked him directly and said, "What Chang'e's Jade Rabbit, this is my Jade Rabbit." ”
"It's the fake princess from yesterday. ”
Forehead?
Now Tang Sanzang and a group of people also understood, that fake princess was a fake Jade Rabbit!
But the crowd didn't say anything.
Obviously, this Jade Rabbit has been hijacked by Sun Xiaokong.
Chang'e didn't say she was going back, Sun Xiaokong didn't trouble her, she would have to burn incense.
Looking at a few people, Sun Xiaokong opened his mouth and said:
"Let's wait for three days in this Tianzhu country. ”
"If you don't send us a scripture in three days, we will go home, and we won't take it!"
"After all, we are all people with heads and faces now, and we have worked so hard to come here from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. ”
"If we refuse to walk even this distance, then we are too humble. ”
"Lick the dog... I can't do it!"
Several people listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and they also nodded slightly.