After Phelps roared!

I saw that in the swimming pool, there were streams of yellow substances, which directly polluted the pool!

Coincidentally, the camera was filming Phelps at this time.

On the big screen, everyone can see it clearly and clearly.

Outcry!

There was an uproar in the audience!

"me! Phelps actually stinks in the pool!!"

"It's disgusting!"

"Hey, I'm going to vomit overnight!"

"Why is this person so unqualified?"

"I guess he used to do this a lot, but I didn't expect the amount of to be so big today. ”

"I'm rubbing, the island country player is suffocated!"

"The stick country player also rolled his eyes and floated!"

"Is that how Phelps won the championship?"

"It's so vicious!!!"

Phelps really wants to die headfirst at this moment!

Nima!

I obviously didn't eat anything today!

Why is it so large?

And why does it stink so much?

It's just spicy, and the eyes are woody?

Even he himself was surrounded by his own Xiang and smoked!

I watched one athlete after another swim past with the stench.

Phelps endured the pain and tried to speed up his swim.

Lu Yifan couldn't help but laugh when he saw this.

"Am I the kind of person who plays with me halfway and then stops?"

As he spoke, Lu Yifan's hands were sealed, and the true yuan in Phelps's body was controlled again, frantically letting his body produce waste and excrete it.

"Ahhhhhh......!!!h I can't...... People are going to !! again."

The next moment, I saw Phelps' ass like a rocket spraying underneath it!

The pillar squirts wildly!

directly squirted his strong body out of the water more than three meters high!

And that's not all!

Immediately afterwards, Phelps's Xiang actually sprayed directly like a jet, making him return to the original point upside down!

First responders rushed to save people.

However, Phelps smelled of Xiang and a mess, and he vomited the staff.

Lu Yifan walked over lightly and said with a light smile:

"Hey, didn't you say that we Chinese people are the sick men of East Asia?

Why do you still pull when you are playing?

Tut-tut, this physique, and the face to say that others are the sick man of East Asia?"

Phelps was furious when he heard this: "I have won 30 gold medals in the Olympic Games, what qualifications do you have to say about me?"

Lu Yifan: "You pull the fly when you are competing." ”

Phelps: "I'm a three-time Olympic Grand Slam winner!!"

Lu Yifan: "You pull the fly when you are competing." ”

Phelps: "I'm the current world record holder in the 1500m!!"

Lu Yifan: "You pull the fly when you race." ”

Burst~~~~

Phelps spat blood in his mouth, and scolded with red eyes: "You don't want to mention the thing about pulling Xiang during the game!!"

Lu Yifan glanced at him and said lightly: "Okay, you sat on the flying pillar and flew into the sky during the competition."

I was just sprayed back to the original point by Xiang. ”

Burst~~~~~~~

Phelps was so angry that he fainted on the spot.

First responders rushed over to perform cardiac resuscitation.

Lu Yifan shrugged, shook his head and sighed: "With this psychological quality, you dare to humiliate me Huaxia?"

1500-meter swimming championship, Lu Yifan won again!

The March of the Volunteers resounded in the Olympic arena again!

......

......

Night.

The beautiful referee Miranda, according to the agreement, came to the western restaurant booked by Lu Yifan.

Miranda looked around and saw that there was no one.

"It doesn't make sense, isn't this restaurant the best Western restaurant in China?

Why is there no one today?"

Miranda asked curiously.

Lu Yifan smiled: "Don't look at it, I bought this restaurant."

It's just for the two of us on a date. ”

Miranda was shocked when she heard this!

it!

That's a bit too arrogant!

Just for a date, I bought the most luxurious restaurant in China!!

This restaurant must have at least a billion dollars, right?

To tell the truth, with people of Miranda's level, there are countless top rich people who can come into contact with them.

But people like Lu Yifan, who spend more than a billion yuan, are the same as eating home-cooked meals.

She's never seen it before!

Miranda couldn't help but feel a heart and beat wildly.

Before, Miranda only thought that Lu Yifan was handsome, gundam, strong, and noble, like Prince Charming.

Now Lu Yifan has one more on his body - the trench is inhumane!

Just ask such a man, which woman can resist it?

With plates of expensive dishes being served.

Miranda and Lu Yifan toasted together.

One cup after another, Miranda's eyes were misty, and the autumn waves turned.

Smack!

Lu Yifan snapped his fingers, the lights in the restaurant dimmed, and there was the sound of waiters cleaning up tables and chairs in the dark.

"What's wrong?"

Wait until the dim light comes on.

Miranda saw that the dining room had been set up as a lavish stage, with a whole orchestra sitting around the stage.

She instantly covered her mouth to prevent herself from crying in surprise.

Lu Yifan took Miranda's hand and walked onto the luxurious stage.

At this time, the orchestra conductor signaled that he was ready.

Lu Yifan said with a smile: "This symphony orchestra is a concert hall orchestra, the number one orchestra in the world.

I've already bought it.

If you want to in the future, you can come to me at any time, and I will dance with you, beauty!"

Saying that, Lu Yifan slid his fingers lightly at the neckline of Miranda's high-V evening dress.

From her white ravine, glide gently.

Slippery Miranda is in love.

At this time, romantic music sounded.

Miranda hugged Lu Yifan, and the two began to dance slowly on the stage.

At the end of the song, Lu Yifan was just about to say something, but Miranda's flaming red lips took the initiative to stick it!

The band and waiters, very interesting, all left.

Leaving the romantic stage, Miranda and Lu Yifan hugged and kissed fiercely.

"Yifan, I love you so much! I want you to output me like crazy!

I want to have an in-depth communication with you!"

Miranda said in a daze.

"What? here?"

Lu Yifan was also shocked.

it!

The openness of this foreign girl really lives up to its name!

Actually play the scene play!!

glanced at the big Yanma in front of him.

Lu Yifan pondered, no one is afraid, what kind of man is he still twisting and pinching?

After speaking, Lu Yifan roared angrily: "Come on, let you see the majesty of our Chinese men!!"

Then, the two frantically in the restaurant, hand-to-hand kung fu.

Miranda, a girl from the United States, studied sports and modeling.

The physique is much stronger than that of ordinary Chinese men.

Rao is so, in terms of hand-to-hand combat, he was still beaten by Lu Yifan and cried and begged for mercy, shouting in his mouth:

"Ahhhhh!!h

(End of chapter)