Chapter 550: "Pet King"
"Squeak!"
After π finished typing, he danced happily and high-fived Xinghai in celebration, as if he had completed a big event.
"Wait a minute!" Zhang Zi'an couldn't sit idly by, "Do you want π write a film about pets?"
"Squeak!"
π nodded, pointed at him, pointed at Xinghai, and pointed at himself, and then typed: About pets, about pet shops, about everyone.
Zhang Zi'an frowned secretly when he heard this, deeply worried about the future of this film, although he hadn't read a few books on the Internet, but his intuition told him - I'm afraid no one will read such a book, after all, pet owners are too late to walk cats and dogs all day long, how can they have time to read a book about pets? stage people, but how many such readers are there?
The mainstream of the Internet is to travel through ancient times or other worlds, upgrade and practice to copy poems and books and pretend to be slapped in the face, and at worst, it should be reborn in the city, taking advantage of the prophetic advantage of the reborn to make a windfall, and having an ambiguous relationship with a few or even dozens of women...... He'd never heard of a pet shop that could catch fire.
π he wanted to write to pass the time, and he was very happy, but a film with such a narrow audience that when it found that no one had read it after writing it, it would probably be hit more emotionally and fall into a more lonely self-isolation.
Although he knew this, it was not good to pour cold water on π's head and hit it, so he reluctantly smiled: "Okay, even I want to appear? Then remember to write me handsomely." ”
"Squeak!"
π grinned and typed: This is a bit difficult......
Zhang Zi'an: "...... I'm just kidding. But, π, when did this story begin? Now?"
"Squeak. ”
π shook his head in the negative, and said, "Since you just returned to this city last year."
Zhang Zi'an thought about it, in this way, he can make a fuss, such as describing him as a strong man who has practiced for hundreds of years and failed to survive and then was reborn, which should arouse the reader's interest and sense of expectation, so he smiled and said: "Okay, I'll tell you about what happened before you came to the pet store...... Do you know Wang Qian and Li Kun, who worked in the shop? They always thought that I was a great monk of the Jindan period, but in fact, this is true......
"Squeak!"
π waved his hand nonchalantly to interrupt his words, held up the nameless book and motioned to him, typing: No, everything that happened in the past can be found in the book.
Zhang Zi'an: "...... "I can be an ordinary person in reality, but being written into it still satisfies my YY psychology?"
Feimas couldn't help but interject: "Everything that happened in the past is there, so what happened in my mental world?"
"Squeak!"
π nodded.
Feimars: Can "......" still have some personal ...... No, it's a dog's privacy? In the future, you have to pay attention to the image problem in the mental image world.
As the saying goes, men are afraid of getting into the wrong industry, women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and the style of each website seems to be different, and the audience of this book is already relatively narrow, and if you choose the wrong website, there may be fewer people reading it...... "Zhang Zi'an reminded euphemistically.
"Squeak!"
π swipe the screen to unlock the tablet, click on a reading app on the screen, and show it to Zhang Zi'an.
"Oh, the starting point Chinese the net, it's the one who recharged and read the book before......" Zhang Zi'an nodded to indicate that he knew. He wasn't familiar with online literature sites and couldn't provide more advice, but he heard that this was a big literary site, so π it should be a good choice here.
π clicked on a function button in the app - "Become a writer", and signaled it to Zhang Zi'an.
"Want to upload an ID photo?" Zhang Zi'an glanced at it, and said in his heart that it was quite troublesome.
"Squeak. ”
π typed: I am a black household, and I don't have an ID card.
Zhang Zi'an's cheeks twitched a few times, and he didn't know where he learned the word "black household...... But it's quite apt.
That is to say...... I want my ID?" he asked, pointing to his nose.
π nodded.
Well, it seems that he is really the only one in the pet store who has an ID card, although he feels that it is not safe to take a photo of his ID card and upload it, but he is an ordinary person after all, and it is estimated that there is nothing to harm him.
The Internet is a very free space, and if all of them write anonymously and contribute, there will definitely be problems, and maybe there will be high-level people from the 1024 general rudder mixed in......
Zhang Zi'an took a photo of his ID card and uploaded it to the background according to the requirements of the website, passed the identity review, and finally could create a work and upload a new chapter.
"Squeak!"
π couldn't wait to type the title of Chapter 1 - "Qiyuan Pet Shop", and enter the text: On the vast and magnificent eastern coastline of the motherland, there is an idyllic coastal city called Binhai City. It has beautiful scenery, high economic level, slow pace of life, and no large industrial enterprises nearby, which is a good place to live and live......
"Wait a minute!"
Zhang Zi'an found a very serious problem and quickly asked π to stop first, so as not to make it more and more wrong.
"Squeak?"
π gestured with an inquiring gesture.
"What the hell is Binhai City?" Zhang Zi'an pointed out the problem, "π Are you mistaken? We are not Binhai City here, and there is no city in China called Binhai City, right?"
"Squeak. ”
π pointed to the prompt in the background of the website for Zhang Zi'an to see.
He craned his neck and stared at the screen and read: "In order to avoid unnecessary disputes caused by the truthful information in the content of the work, we recommend that the author try to avoid any real-world truthful information in the content of the work, such as administrative geographical names, names of famous people, names of famous companies, etc...... What the hell is this?"
I see, no wonder π replaced the real city name with "Marina City", and he just thought that π was mistaken.
"But the name of the city is too perfunctory, and you'd better note it so that readers don't have to complain about it. Zhang Zi'an reminded.
π nodded helplessly and continued to write: In this city with a somewhat perfunctory name, there is a little-known pet shop.
Zhang Zi'an nodded with satisfaction, but the next sentence made him not calm again!
"Who is Zhang Zi'an? Why don't I know this person?" he asked.
π pointed to him, which meant you, and then pointed to the prompt in the background of the website, specifically asking him to see the words "name of a famous person".
All right...... I've been around for a long time, and I'm a well-known person.,I originally planned to star in my true colors and then become popular among thousands of girls.,Zhang Zi's settlement felt powerless.,But in order to avoid violating the rules of the website because of his real name.,He had to accept this inexplicable pseudonym.。
"What about you, Xinghai, and Pegas, and Fina, Lao Cha, Richard, and Snow Lion, do they also use pseudonyms?" he asked again.
π said: No, because we are not human, we use our real names.
When it was done, it deleted the extra sentence.
Pemmas's spirits suddenly lifted, "Great! I wish it was my real name, neither a pseudonym nor a stand-in for the other dogs." ”
It's unfair...... Are people not as good as dogs these days? Zhang Zi'an still has some entanglements in his heart.
Writing and writing, π is stuck, and my finger hovers over the keyboard, never able to press. It scratched its head, flipped through the nameless book for a few minutes, and then continued typing.
π typing is very slow, it used to type according to a newspaper and there were ready-made templates to learn, but now it is original, and kanji is not its native language, it needs to first conceive the plot, and then come up with which kanji to use in your mind, and then type out the kanji.
If the other party is replaced by someone else, Zhang Zi'an has absolutely no interest in watching with such a slow typing speed, but now it is π who is typing, and he is writing his own story, so he reads it with twelve points of patience and occasionally goes downstairs to deal with business affairs.
As Chinese characters leap out of the π keyboard and appear on the computer screen, Zhang Zi'an's memory gradually recovers, as if he has relived that unforgettable day with the brushstrokes of the π.
π depicted all kinds of details in his pen that he did not tell anyone, and some of them even forgot about himself, after all, he experienced life in the subjective first person, and π described in the objective third person, as if an invisible camera was suspended around him, recording all the details in its entirety.
"I had absolutely no dark circles under my eyes. He noted.
π firmly typed the word "yes", then deleted it, and held up the nameless book and waved it, indicating that there would be no mistake in the record of the nameless book.
Zhang Zi'an was speechless, he knew that he probably had dark circles under his eyes at that time, he had been sleepless in the hospital for several days, and then he was exhausted to deal with the funeral, how could he not have dark circles? And it was probably quite serious, but he couldn't see it himself.
When Xiao Celery timidly appeared from π's pen, he smiled and said: "If this is seen by Wang Yaning's little girl, I'm afraid I will sit on the name of Lolicon...... By the way, π, is this all real except for the names of people and places?"
π thought about it and typed: Seven points of truth, three points of fiction, the same as "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Zhang Zi'an smiled dumbly, π These four famous novels are really not in vain."
After typing the first chapter, the background statistics are 2079 words, and π clicked to upload with satisfaction.
"π, take a break. ”
Zhang Zi'an suggested that two or three hours have passed since he started writing this chapter in π.
π obediently jumped off the chair to stretch his body, while he was worried about the fate of this film - such a bland beginning, will anyone watch it?
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Some readers asked if it was almost over?
The answer is that it's still early, and several important elves have yet to appear.
Readers who read this should be able to see that the order of appearance of the elves is not arbitrarily arranged, and it is π turn to appear here, so π appears, and it has nothing to do with the end.
For example, the process of writing π can be approximated as the process of Pegasus making a movie.