Chapter 9: The Bad Old Man is Too Old (Second Update)
"Wow! This is what it feels like to be in a luxury car!" Ling Yefeng touched it, touched it, and felt like a turtle entering the city.
"It's so comfortable!" Ling Yefeng thought happily in his heart, and as soon as he closed the car door, he felt that the hustle and bustle outside had been completely isolated, and only a faint fragrance lingered on the tip of his nose.
"Ding Dong!" Ling Yefeng skillfully took out his mobile phone, and a takeaway message appeared on his screen.
"Order: Taishang Laojun. ”
"Cuisine: 10 skewers of barbecue. ”
"Place of delivery: Tusit Palace. ”
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"Damn, this little old man is still picking at the old man, and he only ordered ten skewers of barbecue when he ordered takeout!" Ling Yefeng also smacked his tongue.
"What, sir, I have something urgent to do, can I get out of the car first. Ling Yefeng looked at the white-haired old man beside him and asked.
"Got sucky?" the old man looked at Ling Yefeng and asked without a smile.
"No!" Ling Yefeng complained with black lines on his head.
"I'll take care of things now, I'll go later, you send the address to my phone......"
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Getting rid of the little old man, Ling Yefeng brought up the barbecue, and found an alley that he thought was absolutely secluded.
Not only that, but he is tied with a plastic rope all over his body, which looks like a walking zongzi.
"Hehe, I don't believe it today, I have to be stripped of a takeaway! I see how he picks it up now!" Ling Yefeng crackled in his heart.
"Huh!" Ling Yefeng clicked on the link, and then the figure disappeared in place, leaving only a pile of clothes and a pile of plastic ropes.
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"Huh!" Ling Yefeng instantly came to the heavenly court, looking at the surrounding clouds and mist, Ling Yefeng felt quite a sense of accomplishment in his heart.
"Huh?" Ling Yefeng looked down at him.
"Ahhh
"Forget it! Isn't it just Guoben! Lao Tzu is afraid of a bird!" Ling Yefeng lifted his takeaway and headed towards the palace in front of him that was resplendent with wisps of cigarette smoke.
"Hello, does anyone not?" Ling Yefeng looked into the hall, only to see that the hall was full of alchemy furnaces of various sizes, and there was a never-extinguishing divine fire burning in the center, and next to the divine fire, two children were looking at the flames in the alchemy furnace.
"Nonsense, the old man is a god! not a mortal!" shouted a white-bearded old man sitting on the top.
"Hurry up and bring the skewers to the old man, otherwise the old man will ask!" Taishang Laojun shouted.
But Ling Yefeng obviously didn't eat this, he already knew from Sister Chang'e, and he was the only one who could deliver food to the sky.
Therefore, if these immortals want to eat delicious food, it depends on his mood!
Thinking of this, Ling Yefeng walked unhurriedly to Taishang Laojun's side and looked down at him.
The two little Dan Tong looked at Ling Yefeng without blinking, very curious about what he was going to do next.
"What do you want to do, mere mortal!" exclaimed Taishang Laojun, who was obviously taken aback.
"What do I want to do!hey, hey, hey!" Ling Yefeng took out a skewer from the takeaway box and ate it deliciously.
"Wow, who's that, whatever! How can it smell so good!"
"yes, yes! I've never smelled anything like it!"
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The two little Dan Tong looked at the skewers in Ling Yefeng's hands without blinking, and the longing in their eyes was self-evident.
"Gollum!" Taishang Laojun couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva and said, "What is in your hand, give me a taste!" After speaking, he reached out and grabbed it.
"I won't!" Ling Yefeng dodged Lao Jun's hand and ate it by himself.
Taishang Laojun was so angry that his stomach was bulging, but in the end he endured this breath and said with a flattering face: "This son, how about letting the old man taste it?"
"That's pretty much it!" Ling Yefeng took the remaining strings to Lao Jun.
"It's delicious!" Lao Jun ate all the skewers in an instant, and said unsatisfactorily, "Is there anything else?"
"It's gone. Ling Yefeng put away the takeaway box and pretended to leave.
"Don't!" This time it was Lao Jun's turn to be reluctant, and he grabbed Ling Yefeng.
"Ten strings of what you said yourself. Ling Yefeng said deliberately.
"Doesn't I understand?" said Lao Jun, with a smile on his wrinkled face.
"If you want to grill skewers, you can exchange something!" Ling Yefeng had already guessed that this product was not enjoyable, so he brought some ingredients and prepared to open a barbecue pa
ty。
"This. Lao Jun hesitated for a moment.
"Why, reluctantly? reluctant to let me go. "Ling Yefeng is about to leave.
"Don't, I'll give you a baby. Lao Jun hurriedly stopped Ling Yefeng and reached out and took out a small box.
"What is this? It can't be some kind of poison, right?" Ling Yefeng wondered.
"What's the poison? Can the old man still harm you? Take it! Keep it safe!" Taishang Laojun forced it to Ling Yefeng.
"Alright, alright!" Ling Yefeng accepted it reluctantly.
"Hehe, when your divine power becomes stronger and stronger in the future, you will know how good this thing is!" Taishang Laojun suddenly laughed obscenely.
"What, how can I have divine power?" Ling Yefeng wondered.
"I'll go! I almost leaked my mouth!" Taishang Laojun gave himself a few big-eared scrapers in his heart, and then smiled: "Hurry up, hurry up and have some more of this delicious food!"
"Okay!" Ling Yefeng walked straight to the alchemy furnace that was still on fire, picked up some skewers that had already been prepared, and roasted them by himself.
"I'm going! it's so fragrant!" Taishang Laojun couldn't help but come over, sniffing the exciting fragrance, and the expression on his face was extremely intoxicated.
"Woo ......" a few pieces of tender and juicy beef are roasted under the Dan fire, and the aroma is very attractive.
"Take a bite?" Ling Yefeng handed it to the two little Dantongs.
"For us?" the two little Dan Tong looked incredulous.
"Yes, for you. Ling Yefeng had already noticed that the two little Dan Tong were salivating.
"It's delicious! it's delicious!" exclaimed the bad old man Taishang Laojun, who grabbed the skewers, stuffed his cheeks bulgingly.
"How long has it been since you eat?" Ling Yefeng smacked his tongue as he looked at the three people who were gobbling up.
"Okay, I'm going to leave too, by the way, which of you will tell me how to use this prize redemption area?" Ling Yefeng pointed to the prize redemption area of the APP on his phone, he always wanted to know if this was true.
Ling Yefeng looked at the page and saw that his current experience points had 200 points, and he could exchange for some things.
"It's not easy!" Taishang Laojun ate with a mouth full of oil, and said: "You point to the thing you want to exchange, and I want to *** it three times in your mouth!"
"Do you have to use this method to kill?" you feel so ashamed?" Ling Yefeng wondered.
"Love or not, or you don't exchange it. Taishang Laojun poured a basin of cold water very unceremoniously, and then said: "You two, give him a ride, there is too much nonsense, and it will affect my eating." ”
"What? This is the beginning of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge?" Ling Yefeng was surprised, the speed at which this bad old man turned his face was very cowhide.
"Childe, please. The two little Dantongs stood up, wiped their mouths, and made a gesture of please.
"Childe will meet next time. Dan Tong smiled, quietly handed Ling Yefeng a small box, and then waved goodbye.
"Eh, bye!" Ling Yefeng took the small box with a smile on his face.
"Huh!" In an instant, Ling Yefeng disappeared in place.
"Ahem, what did you give that bastard?" As soon as the two little Dan Tong entered the hall, Taishang Laojun looked like he had seen through them.
"It's Lao Jun's newly refined Big Bull Divine Cow Pill. "The two children didn't dare to expire the term, so they recruited from the truth.
"What! That thing can't stand even if he's a reincarnated immortal!" said Taishang Laojun in shock.
"Lao Jun, what kind of reincarnated immortal?" the two children asked, looking at each other.
"No, I didn't say anything, you didn't hear anything. Taishang Laojun said with a weak heart, hurriedly closed his mouth, and happily ate his own skewers......