Chapter 1083: The Liberator
Chapter 1083: The Liberator (Page 1/1)
"What? I have a mission?"
Zhang Zi'an was already a little dazed when he heard it, and said in his heart that the tasks of the southeast, northwest, and major theaters have been assigned, and the central government is left, so am I here to serve as the commander of the Central Field Meow Army? It sounds like a dick blowing up the sky, but I'm afraid it's not something wrong, right? I'm not a cat!
He was almost scared to pee just now, thinking that he was about to follow in the footsteps of the cat god statue, and was trampled on the dust and then criticized the smell...... After saving a dog's life, you can return to the pet store safely, where is there any luxury?
Vladimir tilted his head and said narrowly: "Land, rich, anti, bad, right, you can choose one yourself!"
Zhang Zi'an almost vomited blood, "I don't choose any of them, these few have nothing to do with me, okay? I am an eight-generation poor peasant, and my roots are red and young! If I want to choose from these few, I would rather choose a dog leash!"
"Haha! I'm just kidding you!"
Vladimir laughed a few times, then retracted his smile and said: "Actually, I would like to appoint you as a liaison to be responsible for the communication between humans and us, specifically, to convey our demands to humans, and to convey to us the concerns and difficulties of human beings, so as to avoid misunderstandings due to language and position barriers." Are you willing to accept this task?"
If all cats could talk and express their pain and happiness, there would certainly be a big difference in the attitude of humans towards cats, although this is impossible, but if someone can express their demands for cats, it is also a second choice.
Zhang Zi'an knew that this was not a joke, it was a very important task, because Vladimir trusted him, so he gave him this task. The effectiveness of his work will directly determine whether the class contradictions between humans and stray cats will worsen, and even whether war will eventually break out.
As a member of the human race, he didn't want to see such a consequence - because once the war started, it would be impossible for stray cats to defeat humans armed to the teeth, and they would have to die in vain.
After a moment's thought, he replied slowly but firmly, "Don't give in." β
Vladimir nodded approvingly, "You do things, I don't worry." β
Then, it said with a wicked smile: "However, the liaison is not good, and it is better to set up a suitable position for you, otherwise the meows who have not seen you will not know who you are, and it is inconvenient to carry out their work." β
Instead, most of the stray cats present had never seen Zhang Zi'an, didn't know who he was, and even the name "Zhang Zi'an" didn't mean anything to them, but if there was a position, they might be able to understand.
Zhang Zi'an's spirits perked up, and he said in his heart, should I enjoy the high-level treatment of being set up according to people? Am I going to be the foreign minister? Although I am only the foreign minister of a stray cat, I can confidently say, "Don't say anything unexpected!"
Vladimir thought for a moment and said, "Zhang Zi'an, I appoint you as the director of the Strategic Fooling Bureau!"
Zhang Zi'an: "......"
It explains: "I seem to have heard people talk about this position on TV, it sounds very powerful, I think it suits you very well, what do you think?"
Zhang Zi'an sighed and told himself that it was nothing more than a name, and it didn't matter.
"Well, I agree. He said helplessly.
Vladimir jumped down from the wall, walked up to him, stretched out a front paw to him, and instead of making a fist, it was normally flattened, like a human handshake.
Zhang Zi'an hesitated for a moment and grabbed its cat's paw.
"From now on, we are comrades!" it stared into his eyes and smiled slightly.
Zhang Zixin was moved, the word "comrade" is two completely different concepts for Richard and Vladimir, and it seems to be an extraordinary honor to be called comrade by Vladimir.
At this moment, his mobile phone suddenly rang.
He thought it was the clerks who came to work, but he found that the store door was closed and he couldn't get in, so he sent him a message to ask, but the message of "Pet Hunter" popped up on the screen.
[Navigation Wizard]: Congratulations! Your Evil Cat Opinion has been increased to Friendly, and your real name is being unlocked!
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[Common name]: Evil cat
[Rarity]: Epic/Legendary
[Features]: Defeat all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods!
[Unlock Origin]:
The view of nature is a general view and viewpoint on the natural world and the relationship between man and nature, and it is one of the most basic philosophical views of human beings on the world.
As early as thousands of years ago, when the mainstream view of nature was still dominated by idealists, the germ of naΓ―ve materialism was born. Ancient natural philosophers, with their keen intuition, recognized that nature is a living organism of its own, constantly growing and developing.
In modern times, with the advent of the Industrial Revolution, major breakthroughs have been made in all aspects of natural science, which laid the foundation for the birth of the modern materialist view of nature.
Modern philosophers, based on the facts provided by natural science, absorbed the ideological experience of their predecessors, broke through the shackles of the idealistic view of nature, and made materialist arguments on the natural world.
A group of modern philosophers led by Karl Marx combined the materialist view of nature with dialectics, put forward the idea of dialectical materialism, and gained hundreds of millions of supporters because of the advanced nature of their ideas at that time, and swept the world with rapid momentum, broke out a series of great revolutions, and profoundly and permanently changed the geopolitical pattern of the world.
Dialectical materialism observes the natural world and society from the perspective of development, and with the growth of human scientific knowledge, dialectical materialism itself is also developing, actively absorbing new contents, and constantly being supplemented and improved by later generations.
Dialectical materialists are thorough materialists who believe that matter determines consciousness, do not respect heaven and earth, do not believe in ghosts and gods, and take it as their mission to break feudal superstitions.
Blessed by the fervent faith of hundreds of millions of dialectical materialists, Vladimir the evil cat has become the spirit of the world!
It was born out of the dialectical materialist's ultimate belief in the liberation of the whole world, and has an aura of "negation", which has a 100% chance of dealing a fatal blow to all fantasy myths and supernatural spirits.
Deny the existence of God!
Deny the existence of ghosts!
Deny the existence of the mysterious!
Deny the existence of the supernatural!
Deny the existence of idealism!
Vladimir the Liberator is of a legendary rank and possesses powers equivalent to those of a god, but it can never become a god, because by becoming a god, it denies its own existence.
Therefore, it suppresses its own hierarchy by its own will.
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