Chapter 9 Online dating
After the first few online chats, I gradually found that Blue Ice Rain is online more often than before, and I will run into her almost every night.
Nerd: What about color photos?
Blue Iceshower: Why are you here again?
Nerd: Hypocrisy, I obviously saw me online, but I pretended not to see it, guess, if I didn't pull melons with you first, you wouldn't take the initiative.
Blue Ice Rain: You still can't help it.
Nerd: I'm sorry, you're a little too simple-minded.
Blue Ice Rain: It's called simplicity.
Nerd: My QQ has been online since the morning, it's just a decoration, and you only look at it after dinner at night, and you still think you're stupid waiting online like you.
Nerd: Simple is simple, don't use adverbial decorations, you also deserve the word "simple"!
Blue Iceshower: Speaking of you, it seems that you know yourself quite well.
Nerd: The whole one, I don't know if I'm dry, I'm almost dry, and I'm saying you're good.
Blue Ice Rain: Are you running out of inspiration?
Nerd: What are you doing, you're too lenient.
Nerd: I'm so happy to see a joke today, I don't want to hear it.
Blue Ice Rain: Say, I'll be bored and relieved.
Nerd: Okay, I'm going to amuse you, how can you thank me!
Blue Ice Rain: Then it's up to you to make fun of it.
Nerd: I owe you the fuck what I owe you, and I won't say anything about you.
Blue Ice Rain: Don't talk about pulling down.
Nerd: You're so happy, and you say you're not happy, so how do I know, whether you're happy or not, I can't see you.
Blue Rain: The pig has finally come to his senses, I thought you wouldn't understand.
Nerd: Bajie, don't scare me.
Blue Ice Rain: Are you still afraid of being scared of yourself?
Nerd: I'm scared the hell out of you, okay.
Nerd: "The lame man and the blind man ride out in the same car." The blind ride, and the lame watch the road. Suddenly the lame man noticed a deep ditch in front of him, and shouted, "Ditch, ditch, ditch!" The blind man sang back, "Oh, oh, oh!" ”
Blue Ice Rain: I'm not afraid of people, since I will be scared by you, it can only be said that you are not human.
Blue Ice Rain: I've seen this joke a long time ago, when did you come out of it, so outdated.
Nerd: Beating you up is a human being, whether it's good or not, no one else is a human being, when no one else is a human being, just you are a human being, then what's the difference between you and an animal.
Nerd: You've seen it, you've seen it.
Blue Ice Rain: Then I have the ability to show money, like you wear 70s clothes to the fashion show
Nerd: I'm happy to have money to buy it.
Blue Ice: But you don't have any money.
Nerd: There's a saying I've always wanted to say to you, but you know the weight of it, and once you say it, we may not even be able to be friends, but I can't control my feelings...... When will you invite me to dinner?
Nerd: Don't you have money.
Blue Ice Rain: Waiting for the day you sink into the ground.
Nerd: Aren't you bullshit, it's really boring, it's good to talk about something else, say you're paranoid, you still don't believe it.
Nerd: Back to the topic: how did the color photo deal go?
Blue Rain: If I believe what the pig says, then I'm sick.
Blue Ice Rain: What about your black and white photos?
Nerd: You're still a fool.
Nerd: Your boyfriend didn't give you a color photo.
Blue Ice Rain: You're an idiot.
Nerd: Do you know who the most pitiful person in the world is?
Blue Ice Rain: Know.
Nerd: Listen, if you get it right, I'll send you my black-and-white photo.
Blue Ice Rain: I'll talk about it if you send it first, it's definitely right.
Nerd: Sister, you're too insincere, you're surprisingly shrewd, this request can make your dad satisfy you, why bother with me.
Blue Ice Rain: Then if you don't send it, don't you dare to meet people?
Nerd: I've never seen anything like this, it's a little foolish fairy, let's dream about it, I'm just showing it to the hippopotamus, and I won't ...... it.
Nerd: Hey, what's the use of talking to someone like you, it's a waste of time.
Nerd: Well, I've got some great ways to get your mind flexible, and if that's what you're going to do, you're going to have to wait for your boyfriend to kick it.
Nerd: Do you want to learn?
Nerd: The conditions are simple.
Nerd: What's the matter, I'm mad, aren't you kidding around?
Nerd: I'm so angry!
Blue Ice Rain: I'm texting, wait.
Nerd: You're a little sex.
Nerd: Stingy.
Blue Ice Rain: Really, what did you lie to you?
Nerd: You're PHS.
Blue Ice Rain: What a PHS.
Nerd: Cell phone.
Blue Ice Rain: Not PHS.
Nerd: Hey, no way, I thought I had nothing to do to send you a message, forget it!
Blue Ice Rain: Are you PHS?
Nerd: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight?
Blue Ice Rain: At least you
Nerd: No problem, you took the lead, the answer is correct, I'm PHS,
Nerd: I almost planted it.
Blue Ice Rain: I've heard it a long time ago, and now I don't doubt that I really believe that you came out of Dabie Mountain.
Nerd: You're from a big city, we're all in the mountains, and pets in big cities are worth the same amount as people in the mountains.
Blue Ice Rain: Alas, I know that I am one level shorter, and my son can be taught.
Nerd: You're still a Shih Tzu
Nerd: You understand what I mean, make you beautiful.
Nerd: Miss, you're far from it
Blue Ice Rain: Why are you sluggish again after boasting, do you think they are all the same as you!
Nerd: You've already talked about this topic, so let's change the subject. How is it?
Blue Iceshower: Alas, I really want to see what you look like, so send me a picture!
Nerds: Mutual Other.
Nerd: What about color photos?
Blue Ice Rain: Alas~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
Nerd: You send it first, I'll deliver it right away, how about it?
Blue Ice Rain: I didn't.
Nerd: Ask your boyfriend to take a picture of you with a digital camera.
Nerd: Why can't you do something so easy?
Blue Ice Rain: Nonsense, I'll show you back when I take a picture.
Nerd: Then you rely on me, it's too insincere, hypocritical.
Blue Rain: If you send it over, I'll let you pick up the video.
Nerd: To be honest with you, I'm 1.83m tall, but I didn't have it in elementary school, and I took off my shoes 1.81m during the junior high school physical examination.
Blue Ice Rain: I want to look at the looks.
Nerd: Damn, I'm a whole slave, I'll give you whatever you want, it's all fucking due!
Blue Ice Rain: You've just found out.
Nerd: Hypocrisy, the last time I signed up for the exam, I met such a virtual person, I need a total of 4 one-inch bareheaded photos, this big brother is good, one is 100 years old, one is in elementary school, one in high school, one in college, a total of four is a lot, so dizzy and not giving people a crooked nose.
Nerd: I guess hypocrites can have commonalities!
Nerd: It's too illusory to look at you.
Nerd: Do you understand the meaning of hemp, and what allusions come from, do you know it?
Nerd: No one is dumber than you
Blue Ice Rain: You're smart, you don't even dare to let people look at anything.
Nerd: Text just text message, don't play deep.
Blue Ice Rain: What does it mean!
Nerd: How about a color photo?
Nerd: Pass it on, and I'll tell you what it means.
Blue Iceshower: I ask you what that means.
Nerd: You're stupid, I'll tell you what you mean when I pass me a color photo of you.
Blue Ice Rain: Don't talk about pulling down, curiosity kills people, and I don't want to die yet.
Nerd: It's over, it's over, this person is not saved, and I don't have two more eyes than others, why the fuck are you curious?
Nerd: I'm no different from the average boy.
Nerd: Why don't you believe it?
Blue Ice Rain: I'm not curious, don't worry, I don't care if you don't have eyes or nose.
Blue Ice Rain: I'll send you a basket of flowers, what flowers do you like!
Nerd: I haven't taken pictures of the winter yet, but the summer ones are okay for you.
Nerd: How disappointed, I don't have more eyes than others.
Blue Ice Rain: It's not a nude photo, I'm very light and pure.
Nerd: You want to be beautiful, open it and take a look.
Nerd: This picture was taken for me by our director, and the scanner scanned it a little blurry.
Nerd: I'm really, don't be fooled by the surface, the key is to see if the person is good to yourself and sincere.
Blue Ice Rain: It's sincere, it's so sincere!
Nerd: Okay, you know my thoughts, you see my image, what else?
Blue Ice Rain: Is that you?
Blue Ice Rain: Are you sure you're still young?
Nerd: Hypocrisy, I don't want to see you for the rest of my life.
Blue Ice Rain: Get stimulated!
Nerd: Actually, men and women are just a piece of window paper, and after this piece of paper is pierced, men and women will not have any concepts and ideological worries, and their love will really unfold.
Blue Icerain: You're really a writer, I don't understand what you're saying.
Nerd: Not yet, if you don't understand, forget it!
Nerd: Do you think we have a common language?
Blue Ice Rain: What do you think?
Nerd: Hard to say.
Blue Ice: Then I don't know.
Nerd: Let's be here today, even if we can't develop that kind of friend in the future, I'll write it out as good material for our conversation in the past two days, and I'll send it to you when that day comes.
Blue Ice Rain: Okay, you and I have a purpose in chatting!
Nerd: If you like, I can give you that thing, and you may feel that this gift is more important and precious than any flowers, chocolates, or gifts.
Nerd: Can you understand?
Blue Ice Rain: You send it.
Nerd: What belongs to you, what belongs to you forever, what doesn't belong to you, you can't force it, I'll send it to you when I'm done. Now it is being conceived.
Blue Ice Rain: Then I'll wait patiently to pull, as long as it's not garbage.
Nerd: But I can't get you right, because I haven't seen you.
Nerd: Got it,
Nerd: We can meet if we have the chance, but that will happen until we get to know each other well.
Blue Ice Rain: Okay!
Nerd: [rose] [rose] [rose] [rose] [rose] [rose] Roses for you, count a few, and check the meaning.
Blue Ice: Okay, are you free on Sunday? Shall we meet at that Carrefour in the northeast corner?
Nerd: Alright then, see you soon.
Blue Iceshower: I'll tell you something, I don't like roses at all
Nerd: Hehe, I hope we won't let you down after we meet. See you on Sunday!
Blue Ice Rain: Okay!886
Nerd: 886