At the door of a bar on Yuqi Street in Jingfu County, a little beggar leaned against the wall, looking very sloppy.

The little beggar wore a large dirty garment on his upper body, the kind that was almost dragged to the ground. He wears a pair of size 50 cloth shoes on his feet, and he walks with a sound.

In front of the little beggar, there was a big white bowl with a missing mouth, and in the big white bowl was 5 cents.

This little beggar who looked very depressed was none other than Zhang Yidao, who had been dressed up in disguise.

When Zhang Yidao first passed through the crowd, he was a little uncomfortable and felt uncomfortable. However, after the passers-by around saw his beggar appearance, they were a little indifferent, and they didn't pay much attention to his existence, and left in a hurry, which made Zhang Yidao feel a little relaxed.

It is estimated that he can't stand the smell on Zhang Yidao's body, but in fact, Zhang Yidao himself can't stand it anymore, and his nose is out of order at this time.

"This handsome guy, give it some......"

"I haven't eaten in four or five days......"

"Okay, this boss ......"

......

At the beginning, Zhang Yidao was not too embarrassed to speak, because these begging lines really made it difficult for him to speak. However, after he said the first sentence cheekily, he felt much better.

When the master and apprentice separated, Li Quanyi said more than a dozen lines for begging to Zhang Yidao, and Zhang Yidao was almost familiar with it at this time.

A girl in her twenties was approaching, Zhang Lidao hurriedly moved the big white bowl forward, and shouted: "Beauty, okay, okay, I haven't eaten for three days...... Give as much as you want. ”

The girl didn't stop, and walked straight in front of Zhang Yidao, shouting in vain again, without asking for a penny.

Not long after, a man and a woman got down from a good car, the woman was dressed revealingly, and the man was rich, and when they parked the car, Zhang Yidao hurriedly took the bowl and said to the man: "This boss, I wish you good health and prosperity every day......

After hearing Zhang Yidao's words, the scantily clad girl looked at the man next to her, and the man took the wallet under his armpit in his hand, took out a red ticket from it, and put it in Zhang Yidao's big white bowl.

Zhang Lidao hurriedly said: "Thank you, boss! The boss is generous, healthy and all the best." ”

The man smiled and didn't speak, he took the girl's arm and entered the bar, and the scantily clad girl seemed to deliberately turn her head to look at the little beggar when she entered the door.

Zhang Yidao looked at the first payment of the begging, and said in his heart: "When I have money in the future, I will be like him." ”

People passed by one after another, but no one put money in the big white bowl, and Zhang Yidao didn't care, and continued to shout the lines that he hadn't eaten for three days.

"The boss is rich ......"

"Give it some, boss......."

A young woman dressed in a bewitching dress walked up to her, her green hair was very eye-catching, and she pinched her nose five meters away, probably choking on the smell of Zhang Yidao's body.

"Who told you to beg here? Don't you know you can't beg here?" the bewitchingly dressed young woman pinched her nose and asked Zhang Yi, her tone was very polite.

"I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'll leave in a moment. Zhang Yidao hurriedly explained, but he didn't mean to get up.

"Why don't you leave?

Zhang Yidao shook the big white bowl in front of him and said, "This eldest sister, I haven't eaten for three days, okay." ”

"You're not leaving, are you?" the seductively dressed young woman entered the bar, and after a while she called the bar's security guard.

The young woman dressed in a bewitching dress ordered the security guard in a very impatient tone, and asked the security guard to blow the little beggar in front of her away, and left after speaking.

The bar security guard looked young, he was wearing a close-fitting suit, and Zhang Yidao thought that his face was very good. He was shrewd, but not ill-willed.

The bar security guard looked at the miserable-looking Zhang Yidao and said, "Little brother, we really can't here... You take the money and change places. ”

As he spoke, the bar security guard took out fifty dollars from his pocket.

Zhang Lidao did not refuse the fifty yuan from the bar security guard, he asked, "Handsome guy, what did that woman do just now?" ”

The bar security guard looked back at the bar and said, "She's the lead dancer here." ”

"What is a lead dancer?" Zhang Yidao has never been to a bar, so naturally he doesn't know what a lead dancer is.

The bar security guard didn't rush Zhang Yidao to leave, he lit a cigarette and said, "The little brother should have never been to the bar, the bar leader is the one who leads everyone to dance, she is a small leader." ”

"A small boss can be so domineering, big brother, you can't lie to me, right? ”

Zhang Yidao felt that the bar security guard was more talkative, and he was also curious about what the bar was like inside, so he took this opportunity to chat with the bar security guard a few more words.

The bar security guard smoked a cigarette and said, "Little brother's eyesight is okay, the woman just now is not only the lead dancer of the bar, but also the ...... of our boss."

"Which one of your bosses?"

The bar security guard smiled maliciously: "It's a mistress, what else can it be." ”

"No wonder you're so arrogant!"

"Whew... A very piercing brake sounded, and a luxury car he didn't know came behind Zhang Yidao. A man and a woman also got off the luxury car, but this time it was a somewhat fat middle-aged woman, and the man was a handsome guy with a tattooed flower arm, with a huge age difference.

Zhang Yidao saw that the opportunity had come, he nodded and shouted: "Beauty, okay, I wish you eternal youth and immortality." ”

The middle-aged woman who was dressed in a noble fit was about to give Zhang Lidao some money, but the young man with the flower arm was unwilling, he said, "You little brat, are you cheating here again?"

Zhang Lidao was a little caught off guard, wondering if he had been discovered, and continued to shout: "The boss is atmospheric, the boss is rich......" His expression was very pitiful, and the big white bowl in his hand kept dangling.

"Smack" The big white bowl in Zhang Yidao's hand was thrown to the ground by the flower-armed guy and shattered.

Zhang Yidao was stunned for a moment, and then raised his tone: "What are you going to do!"

"Don't get out of here! The young man with the flower arm said with some contempt.

The noble middle-aged woman felt that the flower-armed guy was doing something out of line, so she hurriedly stopped it, took out a few hundred red tickets from her bag, and threw them to Zhang Yidao, giving money with a very condescending gesture, with full charity.

Zhang Wei was angry, stared straight at the flower-armed guy and said, "Isn't it just a little white face who looks like a dog." ”

The flower-armed guy heard Zhang Yidao poke his sore spot, and he raised his slap and hit Zhang Yidao, full of force.

Zhang Yidao didn't think about it, and naturally raised his left hand, and used the 'palm to support the Heavenly Gate', ready to have a hard encounter. At the moment of physical contact between the two, most of the strength of the flower-armed guy was unloaded by the palm of Tianmen.

Zhang Yidao pinched the right hand of the flower-armed guy and pulled it towards the direction where he was, due to the inertia of the strength, the flower-armed guy stumbled under his feet and was thrown out.

What embarrassed the guy even more was that at the same time as he fell, one of the beanie shoes on his feet actually fell off.

Before the expensive middle-aged woman could react, the bar security guard chased after her with a beanie shoe in her hand, and shouted, "Sister Hua, you're here!"

The noble middle-aged woman ignored the courtesy of the bar security guard, and hurriedly said, "Why are you still stunned, quickly help him up." ”

The bar security guard looked at the flower-armed guy lying on the ground, and was about to help, but he got up on his own, gritted his teeth and scolded: "Little bastard, I won't be surnamed Xu if I don't abolish you today." ”

The bar security guard handed him the Doudou shoes and said, "Brother Xu, you dissipate your anger." Don't be angry with a little beggar. ”

The flower-armed guy surnamed Xu said angrily while putting on his shoes: "Eliminate NM, Lao Tzu must kill him today!"

At this time, Zhang Weidao, who was squatting on the ground and fiddling with the broken bowl, said: "You first tell me how to compensate me for this bowl." ”

When the bar security guard, the middle-aged woman, and the flower-armed guy heard it, their first reaction was that the little beggar wanted to slander people.

The flower-armed guy with good shoes pointed to Zhang Yidao's nose and said, "Little mongrel, not only is he kidnapping and pretending to be a beggar, but he also fucking wants to slander people!"

Zhang Yidao spit on the ground very uncivilized, and said slowly: "You don't know, my big white bowl is from the Tang Dynasty, although it is not an official kiln, but it is also an old object of the Tang Dynasty. ”

"Boy, don't talk nonsense!"

The guy with the flower arm was about to beat someone again, but fortunately he was stopped by the bar security guard, and the bar security guard said: "Brother Xu, you are here to have fun at the bar, and you can't make a mistake with him... Can't do it. ”

The flower-armed guy continued to scold: "I'm so angry! The beggars are becoming more and more lawless now......"

"Little white face, do you want to lie on the ground again?"

"Your uncle!" The flower-armed guy turned pale with anger, and wanted to slap Zhang Yidao again to get back face, but was stopped by the middle-aged woman next to him.

The middle-aged woman smiled and said, "Little brother, this is a thousand yuan, and it should be regarded as a compensation for the bowl you just had." ”

Zhang Yidao was indifferent, and the bar security guard reminded: "Little brother, don't accept Sister Yang's money yet." ”

"A thousand bucks, not enough. ”

"Love do you want to get out!" The flower-armed guy threw a thousand pieces to the ground, and without any more entanglement, he entered the bar with the middle-aged woman.

The bar security guard looked at the money on the ground and said, "Little brother, what are you doing here?"

In fact, the bar security guard also thinks that Zhang Weidao is making trouble, how can a broken bowl be an old object of the Qing Dynasty, if it is really an old object, as for being a beggar on the street, it is unrealistic.

Zhang Yidao asked the bar security guard while picking up the money: "Handsome guy, I don't know your name yet?"

"He Jianwei. ”

"Brother Viagra?Brother Jian?" Zhang Weidao was thinking about what to call him, He Jianwei said: "Brother, take the money and leave quickly, don't make trouble again." ”

He Jianwei is completely out of good intentions, a man and a woman just now are not easy to mess with, Zhang Wei said that a little beggar is still doing his duty, don't provoke others,

"Viagra, why am I causing trouble? It's obvious that they are bullying me!"

"Okay, little brother, you get the money and run away. ”

Zhang Yidao held the money on the ground in his hand and said solemnly: "It's not that I lied to you viagra, my bowl is indeed an old thing." ”

"Nonsense!" He Jianwei couldn't stand it anymore.

"Viagra, what did those two people do just now?" asked Zhang Yidao.

"They're a bit of a trick. The female is called 'Sister Hua', who is a rich man here, and the male is called Xu Cheng. ”

"Oh, so what's their relationship?"

"Little brother, you go quickly, it has nothing to do with you. He Jianwei, the security guard at the bar, urged impatiently.

Zhang Yidao held He Jianwei with his dirty hand and said movingly: "Viagra, thank you tonight." ”

He Jianwei hurriedly withdrew his hand and said, "Little brother, find something else to make a living in the future, don't come out to beg again." ”

"Okay, viagra. ”

After speaking, the bar security guard He Jianwei returned to the bar.