Chapter 292: Do You Want to Do Me Now?
Chapter 292: Do You Want to Do Me Now?
"Add WeChat?" Lin Hai was stunned, "Okay!"
Beauty's WeChat, how can there be any reason to disagree.
Lin Hai put his own >
Ding dong!
Hu Sanniang asks to add you as a friend!
Pass!
There's nothing to say about that!
You've added Hu Sanniang, now you can start chatting.
Lin Hai directly sent a drooling expression.
Hu Sanniang looked at Lin Haifa's expression, and couldn't help but blush, but when she saw Lin Hai's nickname clearly, Hu Sanniang's face changed suddenly.
"Little foolish immortal, you, you are not a mortal, you are a person from heaven!" Hu Sanniang was taken aback!
"Eh" Lin Hai was speechless for a while, Nima, I really don't know how to explain.
When Chu Lin'er saw himself chatting with the Antarctic Immortal Weng before, Lin Hai already knew that the WeChat of Heavenly Court and the Difu seemed to be relatively backward in function, and the nicknames were all real-name system.
But he is indeed a mortal, this little foolish fairy is really a name he gave casually.
"Well, if I say I'm really mortal, would you believe me?"
"Don't believe it!" Hu Sanniang shook her head resolutely.
"Okay. Lin Hai's face was black, Nima, since you can't explain it, you won't explain it.
"Then you should treat me as a person from Heaven. Lin Hai shrugged helplessly.
Thinking about it, Hu Sanniang suddenly reached out and grabbed Lin Hai's arm.
"Ahh
Before Hu Sanniang's little hand touched Lin Hai's arm, it was bounced back by a white light.
"Hey, beauty, it's familiar, but don't move your hands and feet, okay? Lin Hai said seriously.
"You, do you think I'm a person who doesn't abide by women's morals?" When Hu Sanniang heard this, her face immediately flushed with shame, and then she lowered her head and said with shame and grievance.
"Eh" Lin Hai was suddenly stunned, Nima, this ancient feudal woman, really can't afford to joke.
"No, that" Lin Hai was speechless for a while.
"I just knew that you were from Heavenly Court, so I was a little too excited. Hu Sanniang lowered her head and explained.
"Oh, why are you excited when I'm from Heavenly Court?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while.
"If you are a person from Heavenly Court, doesn't that mean that Heavenly Court and the mortal world can still be connected?" Hu Sanniang's eyes suddenly flashed with hatred.
"If that's the case, I can kill the heavenly court, slash Song Jiang and Li Kui, the two thieves, and avenge my whole village!"
When Lin Hai heard this, he suddenly felt dizzy.
Nima, this sister is really thinking too much!
Let's not say that my brother is not a person from Heavenly Court, and he can't reach Heavenly Court at all, even if he can really get there, do you think anyone can be like Sun Monkey and make trouble in Heavenly Palace?
Those guys in Heavenly Court will destroy you in minutes.
"Beauty, revenge, don't rush for a while, let's think twice. Lin Hai was embarrassed to say that Hu Sanniang was beyond her strength, so she had to persuade tactfully.
"Handsome guy, don't worry, my Hu Sanniang is not a brainless person, and I won't act recklessly. Although Hu Sanniang looked hateful, she was quite calm, and she was worthy of being a general.
"Not a brainless person?" Lin Hai heard this, and subconsciously glanced at Hu Sanniang's chest.
"It's quite big, and you still say it's not brainless?" Lin Hai muttered.
"What's quite big?" thought to himself, although his voice was small, he was heard by Hu Sanniang.
"Eh" Lin Hai was embarrassed for a while, "I mean, you actually want to kill the heavenly court, and your ambition is quite big, yes, yes, your ambition is quite big." ”
Lin Haiyan explained with a smile.
"Hmph, I won't give up if I don't achieve my goal, and when the time comes, I will ask the handsome guy to help me. After Hu Sanniang finished speaking, she suddenly turned her head to Lin Hai and said pitifully.
"Can't help!" Lin Hai suddenly shook his head like a rattle.
Nima, help you make trouble in the Heavenly Palace? What are you kidding!
The monkeys have made a fuss, and they have been crushed under the mountain for five hundred years, how dare they dare to play with you with such a big vote.
Without thinking about it, Lin Hai directly refused.
When Hu Sanniang heard this, her face suddenly changed, and a sense of despair suddenly rose in her heart.
Gritting her teeth, Hu Sanniang suddenly untied her wide clothes in the car, revealing her white and tender fragrant shoulders in the blink of an eye.
Burst!
Lin Hai watched from the side, and his eyes almost fell out in shock.
"You, what are you going to do!" Lin Hai looked terrified.
Hu Sanniang glanced at Lin Hai with a resolute face, and tears flowed down her eyes.
"Handsome guy, don't hide it, since I know that my whole village was killed by Li Kui's thieves, my heart is dead, I really can't imagine that my parents and relatives actually died in the hands of my brother, and what is even more stupid is that I actually married the enemy's brother!"
Hu Sanniang raised her hand and wiped her tears, her face full of remorse.
"Therefore, the only purpose for my Hu Sanniang to live now is to take revenge, and I am willing to pay any price in order to be able to take revenge!"
Hu Sanniang said, her eyes darkened, and then she slowly took off her shirt, revealing the pink belly pocket inside.
Lin Hai looked at Hu Sanniang's crisp breasts half-exposed, and the appearance of pear blossoms and rain on her beautiful face, his heart fluttered uncontrollably, and a stream of heat rushed towards his lower abdomen.
But soon, Lin Hai forcibly suppressed the evil thoughts that had just risen in his heart.
Although Lin Hai also admits that he is a little lustful, he will never do anything to take advantage of others.
"Handsome guy, as long as you are willing to help me, I am willing to do whatever you ask me to do, if you don't think I'm not perfect, I'm willing to be a concubine of a handsome guy, now"
Hu Sanniang really gave up in order to take revenge, and stretched out her hand to untie her belly pocket.
"Stop, stop, stop quickly!" Lin Hai hurriedly stopped Hu Sanniang.
Nima, this girl is simply playing with fire!
My brother's self-control is very limited, and if it goes on like this, maybe my brother will really correct you on the spot.
"Beauty, listen to me, it's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that the strength of Heavenly Court is too strong, I will help you kill Heavenly Court to take revenge, that is tantamount to asking for your own death!" Lin Hai explained anxiously.
Hu Sanniang was stunned when she heard this, and then shook her head.
"No, handsome guy, you misunderstood, I don't need you to help me kill Heavenly Court, you just need to tell me how to get to Heavenly Court, I won't trouble you about other things." ”
"It's that simple?" Lin Hai was stunned when he heard this, and then he also breathed a sigh of relief.
Nima, scared the baby to death.
I thought you let your brother go with you to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
"In that case, I can promise you, but you must also promise me one condition. ”
Hu Sanniang saw that Lin Hai agreed, and her heart was immediately happy.
"What conditions, you say!"
"You have to practice your skills hard until you have the ability to kill the Heavenly Court, and after my assessment, I will be able to tell you the method. Lin Hai didn't want Hu Sanniang to go up directly to die, which could be regarded as a kind protection.
What's more, Heavenly Court and the mortal world have long been cut off, and Lin Hai doesn't know how to go to Heavenly Court at all.
"Okay, no problem!" Hu Sanniang listened and nodded again and again.
"That's good, deal!" Lin Hai raised his hand and snapped his fingers, putting his heart down.
Which Cheng thought, Lin Hai made a deal, and Hu Sanniang's face once again appeared with a shy red glow.
"Handsome guy, since you promised me, I will also fulfill the promise I made just now"
"Promise, what promise?" Lin Hai didn't react.
Hu Sanniang pouted and glanced at Lin Hai.
"Don't pretend, although my Hu Sanniang is a woman, she also does what she says. ”
After speaking, Hu Sanniang's breathing suddenly became short, and she stared at Lin Hai with a smile on her face.
"You, do you want to do it with me now?"