"It turns out that you are the teacher Ling mentioned by Director Zhang, when I first saw you coming, I almost thought you were a student. Wei Junzhi said with some surprise.

"How can you say that you are exaggerating. Ling Huahua seemed to be very interested in Wei Junzhi's sycophancy, and a sweet smile appeared on his face, "I'll take you to class eighteen now, your eighteenth class is next door to our seventeenth class." ”

"Okay, thank you so much Teacher Ling, why don't we make an appointment after school?" Wei Junzhi said politely.

On the surface, Wei Junzhi said this, but in his heart he was thinking: Don't agree!

I'm just pretending to be polite to you.

Wei Junzhi has a few hundred yuan left in his body, where does he have the money to invite people to dinner?

Besides, he is a soft rice man, how can he spend his own money and invite girls to dinner?

My parents are coming to Donghai today, and I'm going to pick them up at the airport later. ”

Wei Junzhi said: "It's okay, the coming day is long, and there will be time in the future." ”

I have to say that Wei Junzhi is too well disguised.

In front of Shen Luoyan, he had a shameless face.

When he arrived in front of the beautiful woman of Linghuahua, he looked like a gentleman and looked very educated.

Oh, man.

Coming to the teaching building, Wei Junzhi, under the leadership of Ling Huahua, went up to the sixth floor.

At this time, Wei Junzhi suddenly asked, "Teacher Ling, can I ask, what is the situation of the eighteenth class of three years?"

Burst.

Ling Huahua couldn't help laughing, "You have become a class teacher, don't you know anything about the eighteenth class?"

"What do you mean?"

"Let me tell you this, the eighteenth class of three years is known as the death class of the Royal Academy. ”

"In front of you, there are three class teachers who have been sent to a psychiatric hospital, so now the eighteenth class of three years is in a state of no class teacher, do you understand when I say this?"

it!

Hearing Ling Huahua's introduction to Class 18, Wei Junzhi suddenly burst into foul language.

He finally understood why Zhang Man, the old woman, didn't even ask about her teacher qualification certificate, so she let herself be the head teacher.

Nima!

Dare to love Lao Tzu was pitted.

"No, there are still teachers in a mental hospital?" Wei Junzhi pretended to be surprised, "Is it that the students are rectified, and the academy hasn't expelled those students?"

"It's that simple, some of those students' fathers are school directors and have given a lot of money to the Royal Academy. If you were the principal, do you think it would be better to fire them or change teachers?"

"Uhhhh

"Okay, it's your eighteenth class ahead, Teacher Wei, come on, I'm sure you can educate those naughty students well. ”

After speaking, Ling Huahua smiled slyly at Wei Junzhi and entered the seventeenth class by himself.

Standing at the door of Class 17, Wei Junzhi was almost crying without tears.

Wei Junzhi originally thought that his handsome appearance attracted an old woman to let him have this job.

As a result, I didn't expect to be cheated.

Bah.

Isn't it just a group of naughty students, who hasn't seen Lao Tzu Wei Junzhi?

When Wei Junzhi walked to the door of the eighteenth class of the third year, he found that the classroom was quiet and a little unpleasant.

Could it be that this is the so-called calm before the storm?

For a moment, Wei Junzhi straightened his chest, put his hands behind his back, and came to the window.

It just so happened that this class was a self-study class, and the classroom of class 18 was surprisingly quiet.

In class, almost all the students are immersed in taking notes.

In the huge classroom, there are more than 50 students in total, and not a single student deserts or plays with mobile phones?

Routine!

There must be a sassy routine!

That's right.

Little bunnies, if you want to pit me, you are still very tender.

In an extremely quiet atmosphere, there was a sudden "clang", and Wei Junzhi kicked open the door of the classroom.

Sure enough, a basin of cold water was splashed on the door frame.

Oh, naïve!

Fortunately, Wei Junzhi had already taken precautions.

With a lewd smile, Wei Junzhi entered the classroom with a smug face.

Come to the edge of the podium.

To Wei Junzhi's surprise, after the cold water was poured down, the students did not let out any laughter, nor did they exchange ears, but honestly sat in their seats and looked at him, their eyes surprisingly unanimous.

This scene is as if all the students here are good babies, and the cold water basin on the ground has nothing to do with them.

Load, let Lao Tzu continue to load!

"Ahem. ”

Wei Junzhi cleared his throat and said, "Presumably, you must be curious about who I am, right?"

At the same time as saying this, Wei Junzhi immediately took the blackboard eraser, intending to wipe the blackboard clean, and when he wrote his name...

When he catches it, something will happen immediately!!

The blackboard eraser was like a balloon, and it exploded on the spot, splashing yellow mud and smelling foul.

"Haha, I'm still fooled. ”

"It's a pity, if it were paired with a basin of cold water just now, it would be even more perfect. ”

"Hahaha......"

In class, laughter kept coming.

Calm!

Wei Junzhi, you have to be calm.

The more annoyed you are, the happier these little bastards are.

Wait, what does it taste like?

This yellow mud can't be a lump of soaring, right?

Wrong.

This is not Xiang, it is the taste of durian.

Wei Junzhi's gaze swept to the many students at the scene.

He found that all the students in the audience were smiling very happily.

All the students here are all 16-20 years old.

Wei Junzhi didn't look angry at all, but showed a faint smile, and then made a move that surprised all the students.

I saw him raise his left hand, stick out his tongue in a gesture, and lick the residual durian on his left hand, "It tastes good, it seems that the reputation of the eighteenth class in three years is not as bad as imagined." ”

"By the way, how do you know that the teacher likes to eat durian?"

"Hey, I'm going to throw up. ”

"Nima, this is disgusting. ”

"666, this new teacher is a bit wild. ”

"It's so stinky, who thought of using durian to play a prank, it's too stinky. ”

After wiping the durian on his body, Wei Junzhi immediately patted the podium, interrupted the noise of the people, and said: "Okay, let's get down to business, the teacher first introduces himself: My surname is Wei, Wei Xiaobao's Wei, Junzi's Jun, Wisdom, Wei Junzhi!"

Wei Junzhi took the chalk and wrote the crooked three big words "Wei Junzhi" on the blackboard:

"That's right, from today on, I will be your ideological and moral teacher......" Wei Junzhi's tone stayed for a while, and then said, "And the head teacher." ”

Teacher?

Wow.

As soon as these words came out, all the students present were stunned.

"Nima, this is our homeroom teacher?"

"Is there any mistake that the head teacher's chalk handwriting is so bad? ”

"Anyway, Mr. Wei, how old are you this year, why do you look about the same age as us, don't tell you to come in through the back door. ”

"That is, you are not a few years older than us, what qualifications do you have to teach us?"