015 Who's Who's Dishes

The movie is over, but it's still early. The unreasonable request for a screening was sternly rejected by the dog. The adults didn't want to go to bed too early, so they chatted with the newly installed street lamps, and the children ran around like crazy.

Wu Da looked at this familiar and unfamiliar scene, and suddenly felt that he had missed too much beauty in his previous life. We seem to think only about poetry and the distance, and ignore the beauty in front of us.

No, Wu Da only cared about indulging in the past, and ignored the two delicate beauties around him.

In fact, it's not really ignoring, but not daring to look at it directly.

It's hot, and Li Xiuqin, who is on summer vacation, is back again, and her clothes are becoming more and more foreign. A white T-shirt, plus a British-style plaid shirt, white-washed jeans, new sneakers, and a face full of collagen, this is going to seduce people!

I don't know if it's because of the better college life, a certain part of Li Xiuqin has actually increased a little. When he was fine, he ran to Wuda's side and rubbed it. It takes Wuda to recite Amitabha Buddha countless times in order to return to the state of emptiness of "neither increasing nor decreasing, not impurity".

I asked her why she didn't find a summer job in the city like other classmates, firstly, to supplement some food expenses, and secondly, to increase social experience.

The reason is also very strong: "It's right to be filial to your parents when you go home during the summer vacation, right? You also need manual work, and I can make money by working for you, right?"

Although it seemed like a good way to get the best of both worlds, Wu Da always felt that something was wrong: "You are familiar with the people in the village. No one dares to do anything to you, you can't increase your social experience, how can you go into society in the future, how can you live independently?"

"When I go out and get bullied by bad guys, you're happy, and you can increase your experience?"

Wu Da had never coaxed a woman in his two lives, and scratched his head: "Why don't you understand this? It's not for you to be sent to the door to be bullied by bad people." Ahh There are always situations that you need to face alone. ”

"Don't you still have you!" Li Xiuqin hugged Wu Da's arm and shook it again.

What a terrible tragedy! Don't you know how lethal your murder weapon is? Oh my God! Who will save me!

"You don't know? Did you give my dad money? No, you sent the 500 yuan a month, but in my dad's name! ”

"Yes, yes, can we let go of our hands first? It's hot, well, it's hot!"

Looking at Wu Da, whose face was flushed, Li Xiuqin smiled secretly: Do you think you are a sage who can't enter oil and salt? It's not that you can't withstand temptation and confusion. It seems that as long as we work harder, we will be able to complete the task this summer! Women chase men, and the yarn will be torn tomorrow.

As soon as Wu Da took two steps, he felt a little panicked in a certain part, and hurriedly bent his waist and casually pulled over a stool and sat down.

"What's wrong? Is it a stomachache?"

Li Xiuqin was surprised. An iron-like man like Da Ge will also have diarrhea?

Lin Shiying, who was a super light bulb the whole time, spoke: "It's not that he has a stomachache, but that you teased the second one!, right, Wuda?"

Wu Da was exposed, and he could only stare helplessly.

It's not that I'm afraid of offending her. There is a contract for business, and it is impossible for the military to let Lin Shiying fool around, saying that he will tear up the ticket.

Rather, rather, what people say is the truth!

Shame on you! Sixty mentality, thirty body, was actually teased by a little girl to make a fool of herself in public. When you go to bed at night, do 200 more push-ups!

Wu Da didn't dare to speak, Li Xiuqin dared.

She has long seen this thing that is neither male nor female.

A woman actually tucked the hem of her army-green T-shirt into her waist, and then matched it with camouflage pants and army boots, and she escaped from a bandit. If you wear a top hat and a box cannon in your waist, it will be a live-action version of "Old Uncle Luo".

Especially that hairstyle. A woman, without a shawl hair, or a perm with a big and wavy, actually shaved to a board size. Good guy, that tiger-backed body, you can't even tell it's a woman from behind.

Well, from the front, it's still obvious. Because she seems, as if, is a little bit older than herself.

Li Xiuqin straightened her chest, made up for that little gap, and began to sarcastically: "I talk to Da Ge, what does it matter to you? Who are you?"

Lin Shiying smiled evilly and stretched out her hand: "Little sister, my name is Lin Shiying, and I am the major shareholder of Taoyuan Cooperative and the representative of the acquirer. ”

Li Xiuqin didn't stretch out her hand at all: "Major shareholder, how big is it? Is it bigger than?"

Wu Dasheng was afraid of offending the God of Wealth, so he hurriedly played a round: "Xiuqin is not sensible, Miss Lin, don't mind." I turned around and scolded her, scolded her. ”

"Yo, look at you affectionate ones. One is called Da Ge and the other is Xiuqin. Honestly, how long have you been hooking up?"

Lin Shiying's jealous tone angered Li Xiuqin: "You don't need to worry about the affairs of our village! Since I was a child, Da Ge has hugged me! Which green onion are you?"

Wuda was completely defeated.

Xiuqin, when you were one or two years old, I hugged you to watch the children for the teacher. Now hug, that's called hooliganism, can it be the same thing?

and Lin Shiying.

You don't stay in the city, run to the countryside to feed the mosquitoes, isn't the air conditioner fragrant?

Yes, the cold storage should expand its production capacity, and by the way, make some popsicles, cold drinks or something, and also make more income to make up for the lack of mushroom production.

But how long have you been here? Half a month of work, you have spent two months in this life, and looking at the posture, you are ready to spend it forever.

As for the hairstyle, when he first came, he was a bald scoop, and he didn't want to ignore Wuda's three views. Are you going to the West to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures?

Hearing that her follower missed such a mouth, it seemed that the family was forced to marry, so she shaved into a bald scoop and went to meet. Even then, it did not stop the fierce attack launched against her. Wherever people run, their roses will be delivered.

This is a great hand!

What does this mean? It means that people have connections and can keep track of your movements at any time. Don't say shaved into a bald scoop, even if you really run to the west, you can't escape from other people's Wuzhi Mountain.

The west sky is too far, and there are too many demons and monsters along the way, how can this Taoyuan Village be comfortable. The chicken stewed with mushrooms was eaten, the rice wine brewed in the village was drunk, and from time to time there was a "cordial and friendly exchange" with Wuda.

Stay here!

Lin Shiying is comfortable, but the villagers don't like her very much. As far as her maverick style is concerned, ordinary people really can't catch it, except for Wu Da, who is "forced by life" to be "cordial and friendly" all day long.

This exchange, it's broken!

A twenty-five or sixteen-year-old girl, and a thirty-year-old man, are "only you in my eyes" all day long, and naturally have the feeling of puppy protection.

Seeing Li Xiuqin rubbing "shamelessly", Lin Shiying inexplicably felt a sense of crisis. This bubble, ahh

When he spoke, consciously or unconsciously, the sourness in his words was tangy.

Women are the most sensitive in this regard, how can Li Xiuqin not hear the strong smell of old vinegar.

In order to consolidate her defense, she hugged Wu Da's arm tightly and shook and shook. Quickly shake Wuda's heart to grandma's house.

Looking at Wu Da's obsessed dead appearance, Lin Shiying pointed hatefully, and three words burst out of her mouth: "Dog man and woman!"