Chapter 14 Big Pig's Trotters and Salty Pig's Hands
"I like the Three Kingdoms, and I also like the theme song, especially the character of Cao Cao, who has won many battles in his life, and every time he wins, he has gained a lot. ”
"Defeated the spear Zhang Xiu, Xuzhou captured Lu Bu, defeated Yuan Shu and Yuan Shao...... All of them have gained a lot, and if the Red Cliff can defeat the Sun-Liu coalition army again, then Tongquetai will be even more lively. ”
Zhao Shuhao was like a lecturer, pacing back and forth in the class as he spoke.
"What you mean by Cao Cao's harvest after winning is a woman! Defeating Zhang Xiu and adopting his aunt, Lu Bushi harvested Qin Yilu's wife, needless to say, Diao Chan, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shushi, also harvested countless beauties. Zhang Xiao flaunted his talent at the right time.
Others were afraid of Zhao Shuhao, but they just listened quietly and no one dared to pick up the stubble, but a brother in a dormitory had nothing to fear.
As soon as Zhang Xiao's voice fell, the fourth Qian Yan opened his mouth again: "That's right, that's right, the harvest he said refers to women, and they all mentioned Tongquetai." There are poems as evidence, Dongfeng is not with Zhou Lang, and Tongque Spring Palace locks Er Qiao...... Hahaha!!"
There were two buddies in the dormitory to warm up, and the atmosphere in the class was active again, and the boys were no longer so afraid of Zhao Shuhao, and they dared to follow along cautiously, except for the classmate named Liu Wenliang, of course.
"Cao Cao is a personal wife. ”
"That's right, Cao Cao has a soft spot for young women. ”
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The boys are expressing their opinions, and the girls are covering their mouths and stealing fun.
Everyone was lively for a while, and Zhao Shuhao spoke again, "What you are talking about is "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", if you want to talk about the Three Kingdoms, you can't say deduction, there is no level." ”
"Three Kingdoms, if you don't talk about deduction, then what can you talk about to have a level?" someone asked.
""Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is a masterpiece and a monument in the history of literature, can you talk about studying literature?" Zhao Shuhao said unhurriedly.
"I'll interject, interject. A well-mannered boy with black-rimmed glasses stood up. "My name is Zhen Yuhuang. ”
"Zhen Yuhuang, the real Jade Emperor, the fairy boss, are you sure you haven't come to the wrong place?" Zhang Xiao said pretending to be surprised, causing laughter in the class.
"Hahaha!! we are actually in the same class as the Jade Emperor, are we going to be ranked as immortals after graduation?"
"Why wait until you graduate, a will immediately recruit you to heaven as an official. Hahaha!!"
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"Laugh, laugh. The name was given by my grandfather. Zhen Yuhuang explained with an embarrassed face.
Everyone stopped laughing, and Zhen Yuhuang continued: "This classmate Zhao Shuhao is right, the Three Kingdoms can't talk about interpretation, it's really not level." I love history, the interpretation is a novel and the real history is different, if you want to talk about the Three Kingdoms, you have to read the "Book of the Later Han", saying that history needs to read more history books. I'm done, Mr. Zhao, please continue. ”
After Zhen Yuhuang finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and politely made a gesture of invitation to Zhao Shuhao, and then sat down.
"It's not right to read more history books, even if you read more history books, can you talk to your classmates in the history department?" asked Zhao Shuhao, pointing his finger at Zhen Yuhuang.
Zhen Yuhuang stood up again and said in a proper manner: "That's their profession, I'm just a hobbyist, of course I can't talk about it." ”
After Zhen Yudi finished speaking, he just sat down, and couldn't help but stand up again, and asked with a puzzled face: "Then you said that we people want to talk about history with others, and don't read history books, what should we read?"
"Classmate Zhen Yuhuang, you sit down first, we just chat casually, there is no need to be so regular, just sit and say something if you have anything to say. ”
After Zhao Shuhao finished speaking, the classmate Zhen Yuhuang sat down, picked up the water cup on the table and took a sip of water to relieve his emotions, but the curiosity in his eyes did not diminish at all.
"yes, what are you looking at?" someone asked.
"Look at what?" asked again.
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Zhao Shuhao looked around, looking at a pair of puzzled eyes, especially Zhen Yuhuang's eyes, he slowly raised his arm, stretched out a finger at the same time, and said solemnly: "I want to see ...... Wild History!"
I'll go!
Everyone was dumbfounded.
"Poof!" that classmate Zhen Yuhuang even squirted out a mouthful of water that had not had time to swallow in his mouth.
"Ahh
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Zhen Yuhuang panicked, and while apologizing, he used his hand to help the girl in front of him wipe the water on his shoulder.
"You big pig's trotters!" was wet on the shoulders with water, and was touched with hands, the girl in front of her was anxious, screamed, picked up the book on the table in front of her, and started fighting.
"Dare to bully us girls in public! Sisters, hit!" Zheng Kaiyan shouted, picked up the book and rushed over.
The girls are outraged!
Girls generally have zero tolerance for this kind of thing, and they have joined the team of crusading against groping.
"Ahh......h Listen to me. Ahhhh......h
In the classroom, books, notebooks, pencil cases...... Flying around.
Not only the girls were beaten, but many boys also followed suit, and there were many who were secretly blackmailed, either looking for an opportunity to kick them or providing missile support from afar.
After a while, Zhen Yuhuang was beaten and hid under the table and didn't dare to come out.
"The Jade Emperor has been beaten under the table, the girls in our class are so terrifying, how can we boys mix in the class in the future?" said the fourth Qian Yan pretending to exaggerate.
Zhang Xiao imitated the appearance of the Jade Emperor when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, stretched out his right hand and trembled, and shouted loudly: "Quickly invite the Buddha of the West Heaven!"
Zhang Xiao's expression and language performance were in place, which made all the boys and girls laugh.
Hahaha!!
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The classroom was completely chaotic.
As soon as Zhao Shuhao beckoned, the brothers in the dormitory followed him out of the classroom.
"Come on. Zhao Shuhao said, and a cigarette was handed over.
The four of them smoked cigarettes in the hallway.
"Lu Ping is definitely the most beautiful in our class. The eldest Sun Yicheng was full of excitement.
"I said that the most beautiful girl should be Liu Dan. The second Zhang Xiao immediately retorted.
"Lu Ping is not only tall and beautiful, but also has a good temperament. Sun Yicheng was resolute.
"Liu Dan is beautiful and pure, and he definitely has to add points. Zhang Xiao also did not give in.
"You two say, who is the most beautiful girl in our class?" Sun Yicheng looked at Zhao Shuhao and Qian Yan.
"Both girls are very beautiful, they are both goddesses. Qian Yan didn't want to offend anyone, but he was telling the truth, the two girls did have their own strengths and weaknesses, and they were both beautiful, so it was hard to say who was better.
", third child, you say. Zhang Xiao unceremoniously scolded Qian Yan, and then turned to Zhao Shuhao.
"Yes, the third said. Sun Yicheng also looked at Sun Yicheng.
Zhao Shuhao smiled slightly, "Two thousand degree glasses can't save you blind people." Good temperament, pure and pure, that is, I have not experienced the beating of society. From a man's point of view, the most attractive girl in our University of Economics and Business has to be shallow. ”
Zhao Shuhao's words only scratched the surface, and he was afraid that if he said too much, the brothers in the dormitory would be hit, after all, they were all students who had not yet set foot in society.
In fact, in his heart, there are still many evaluations about women, no matter how beautiful a woman is, it is difficult to stereotype before she has been beaten by society, and only after experiencing various social pressures, a woman who can still straighten her spine can be worthy of the word beautiful, regardless of her appearance. Otherwise, no matter how eye-catching a woman is, she is just a good-looking skin, and she has nothing to do with beauty.
"Who is Mo Qianqian?" Sun Yicheng and Zhang Xiao asked in unison, their faces also full of doubts.
"A woman who fascinates men, but who can't easily provoke. After Zhao Shuhao finished speaking, he extinguished the cigarette in his hand and turned around and went back to the classroom.