Chapter Seventy-Nine: It's Easy to Do Without Money
Martin didn't know what kind of etiquette to apply, so he hugged his fists and said, "I'm here to ask the Taoist of this Qingliang Mountain Taoist Temple to give me some advice." “
"Oh, if you want to give advice, don't say one or two, three or four are fine, the key is that this little brother has a ...... This one...... You know that. “
"Yes, yes. Martin took out a thousand dollars from his body and handed it over: "A little heart, please smile." ”
The Taoist priest was about to reach out to pick it up, but the kid snatched it up: "Uncle, you can't take other people's money." Then he gave the money to Martin and said, "He's a god, don't listen to his nonsense, you can go quickly." ”
If this was an adult's words, Martin would definitely not feel as funny as he is now, this kid first said that he would do it, and then he understood things, what a rare villain, Martin suddenly became interested.
Looking at the middle-aged Taoist priest who was glaring at the junior who was demolishing his own platform, his face was really full of too much helplessness, Martin took out a thousand plus the previous one and stuffed it to the Taoist priest and said, "I came sincerely, please accept this money." ”
"Alas, there's one more fool. The child first shook his head sadly and sighed, then suddenly his expression changed and said with a smile: "Uncle, don't forget to warm up my elbow for a while, I can have an extra thousand yuan without me." ”
This is absolutely awesome, what a quirky little elf, Martin suddenly burst into laughter.
It was the uncle and nephew's turn to be stunned, the Taoist priest was originally going to complain that this stupid nephew showed his bottom casually, but the nephew thought that this brother must also be a fool.
Finally, when Martin stopped laughing, he almost hit the wall with his uncle and nephew: "That elbow is half of mine, of course there must be good wine, is it enough to add another thousand?" Martin took out the money from his pocket and handed it over.
"Yes, yes, there must be. After the Taoist priest collected the money at the speed of the electric beating, he put on a solemn appearance: "This donor is generous, and he will have a bright future, and he will have an immeasurable future, and he will be a Buddha of Amitayus!"
Martin tried hard to return the salute with a serious expression: "Don't pretend to be ...... What's the matter, I know you're a master, and you're just a philistine just to survive. ”
"How so?"
"It's very simple, this little guy's kung fu can not be taught by the generation of chickens and dogs. ”
"This brother is not simple, and it suits my appetite very much. The little guy was so cute, Martin couldn't help but want to go over and rub his little head hard, but unfortunately he nimbly avoided it.
The Taoist priest also spoke: "It's originally a secular mortal world, why restrain ourselves, we are just doing it rashly." ”
"I love to hear what the Taoist chief said, it should be like this, I don't know if my three thousand oceans can borrow a bed in the treasure land, and I can discuss the Tao with the Taoist chief at night. ”
"Huanhuan, take my brother to the house and sit down, and my uncle will prepare dinner. ”
"Oh. Naturally, the child stepped forward and took Martin's hand and dragged him to the side room.
Martin proposed: "Huanhuan, why don't we visit the Taoist temple first." ”
"It's all a house and there's nothing to see, let's go play the game console for a while, since the TV is out of signal, I can only play games. ”
Martin can only accompany the little guy to start Contra.
"Wow, Brother Ding Ding, you are so powerful, you can transfer thirty people. ”
"Remember the mantra, up and down, left and right, left and right, and the children outside will tune it. By the way, you don't stay here all the time and haven't gone out, haven't you?"
"I've been here since I was two years old, my uncle won't let me go out, every day in addition to practicing is to eat and sleep, this game console is still brought back by my parents from abroad, but this year it's time to go to school, I don't know where to go to. ”
Both parents are abroad, Martin can't help but be in awe, such good conditions abroad are not with children, it can only show that there must be something unusual about this Taoist temple.
Or is there an extraordinary family behind this child? As a person who has lived two lives, Martin's thinking and extension ability are much stronger than ordinary people.
Huanhuan's big name He Huan is six years old this year, but he has been practicing for four years.
Huanhuan deeply admired this Martin brother at this time, any game in Kari was in the hands of Brother Ding, and it was easy to pass the level, and his skills were a mess compared to him.
Martin originally planned to go in a circle, but now he can't drive away, anyway, the two horse forks are in charge, and he can save himself from bad people's good things, he is a person from the past, and he does not support but does not object to this behavior of tasting the forbidden fruit in advance.
In addition to elbows, there are a lot of hard dishes for dinner, the wine is Hongcheng Tequ, there are three bottles on the table and half a box on the ground, one person has a bottle in front of him, watching Huanhuan skillfully pick up the wine bottle and pour himself a glass, Martin can't help but be surprised again.
"Come on, Brother Martin, for our fate, let's have a toast. Daoist He Qingfeng proposed that Martin could only do it first, and after drinking, he saw that Huanhuan had already begun to pour the second cup.
"Okay! happy!" Seeing Martin drinking so simply, the vigilance in He Daochang's heart went to another level.
"Dao Chang is not me troublesome, Huanhuan is only six years old this year, he is still a child, how can he drink like this, it is not good for his health. ”
"Hehe, do you think Huanhuan is an ordinary child. ”
"It's not. ”
"If it's not, why should you be like everyone else, wouldn't it be better to be casual? ”
"Wonderful! This explanation is flawless, come on, let's do another one. Martin was also quickly relieved, and there had been no suitable drinking buddies before, so it would be a pity not to drink two at once today.
On this side, they drink freely, and on the other side, they want to refuse and welcome.
Chen Pengyuan still wanted to send Martin and them, but now it's all solved, Martin didn't come back until dinner after he went out, Wang Nan went to Liu Xiaolu's house and there was no sound training, then the buddy didn't have any pressure at all, this is called God help me, go!
What happened to Wang Nan? He actually fell asleep at Xiaolu's house, and when he woke up, he found that he was defenseless, and it was Xiaolu lying next to him, and the two of them successfully completed the transformation from being at the same table to sharing the same bed.
How is this possible? This is absolutely impossible!
Wang Nan's head almost exploded, he didn't believe that he could do this kind of thing at all, didn't he just drink a few glasses of red wine at noon, he was fine after drinking, he closed his eyes and tried to remember, but he couldn't think of anything.
No matter what, let's leave first, Wang Nan hurriedly sat up and got dressed, which alarmed Xiaolu next to him.
"Are you awake, hungry? Xiaolu gently grabbed Wang Nan's arm and pillowed her head on his lap: "I thought you didn't like me, but I didn't expect ...... today."
Wang Nan's body stiffened, and he couldn't move if he wanted to break free, and his young body didn't listen to the command at all: "How can we be like this, I really can't think of anything." ”
"It's okay, you don't have to blame yourself, I'm willing to do it myself, I secretly like you, and there's nothing to be ashamed of saying it. ”
"But how am I ...... Do you understand what I'm trying to ask. ”
"You come to my house, and then it seems that the wine has a lot of stamina, and you lie down on the bed, and first ask me to pour you water to drink, and then you ......"
And then I just slept...... Why don't you resist? We're still young. ”
"We all know what's going on between men and women, can we still call it small, in ancient times, a woman my age had already given birth. ”
My mother, how can a girl know so much now, Wang Nan was amazed and helpless, what else could she do?
"I'm hungry. ”
"You wait, I'll cook noodles for you. ”
Wang Nan lay on the bed with some regrets, because his mind was blank and there was nothing to reminisce about, when did he become so anxious, could it be that there was always a little beast hidden in his heart.
Or come back later...... Then when you go out of this door, you act as if nothing happened, and everyone is still good classmates and good at the same table.
The so-called heroes are sad to pass the beauty pass, and the youth is the most stupid.
Wang Nan kept comforting himself: It is estimated that Martin will think the same way at this moment, no one is a saint, so why not indulge once in a while, no one has any objections, and he is still blind.
Wang Nan found a suitable excuse for himself, and then completely let it go.
Martin drank to his heart's content, and before he fell unconscious, he stressed again that he was not allowed to use any internal strength to force out alcohol, because these two people were so good at drinking that the sky was already slightly white when he opened his eyes again.
Shaking his drowsy head vigorously, Martin walked out of the side room and saw that his uncle and nephew were already doing morning exercises, the specific content was incomprehensible, but Martin felt very profound, and there was an urge to worship the Taoist priest as a teacher in his heart.
"Brother Dingding, you're awake. Huanhuan saw Martin immediately rush over, and directly punched Martin's throat, similar to this kind of frontal attack Martin can usually easily avoid, but at this time, his mind is dizzy and his steps are fluttering, and he is a little powerless.
"Huanhuan, slow down!" Daochang He wanted to stop, but it was too late.
"Boom!"
"Oh, I'll go!"
Martin's dodge in his hurry not only did not dodge the attack, but was directly transferred from his throat to his face, and a panda eye immediately appeared, although it was not so obvious, but it could still be seen if he looked closely.
"Ding Ding, I didn't mean to, I thought you could get out of the way. ”
Huanhuan fought with Martin yesterday, knowing that Brother Ding could at least avoid it even if he couldn't pay it back, but now this situation was never expected, and it was too late to retract the punch, looking at Brother Ding's gradually obvious dark circles, he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he could only rub it with his small hands.
"You kid don't have any weight. He Daochang came to Martin's side apologetically, looking at the good things his nephew had done with a guilty face.
"Don't say it, Huanhuan's little guy's strength is really fierce, and this explosive power is strong enough, how about it? Martin grinned and covered his eyes, this time he could openly ask for compensation.
He Qingfeng thought about it and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise, you will give the money you gave yesterday...... Take back 2,000, it's really not okay to take 2,005, you can't take it all, and it costs money to eat and stay. ”
"Hey, hey, you can't solve this matter with money, Dao Chief, you can't be too picky. ”
Qingfeng Dao Chang suddenly relaxed: "Hahaha, it's much easier to do without money, just the things in this view, which one do you want?"