Chapter 373 Animal Matters, Animal Solutions (Outbreak Subscription 3/5)
"Boss ......"
On the side of the open space, Gu Laosan looked at a certain badger who had begun to take off his vest, and his face was speechless, but finally said: "This...... It's their housework, so let's leave it alone, right?"
"Housework?"
Wang Ping snorted coldly, but his movements did not stop.
Of course, he also knows that if the things in front of him are put on humans, they are indeed life-related events, but they are common in the animal kingdom. Even if everyone turns a blind eye, the orangutans here will not be too harmed. It's nothing more than a change of "husband".
If Eiffel was here, Wang Ping would definitely not interfere, and maybe he would sit next to him with his shoulders crossed and watch the excitement. There is one thing he agrees with the rangers, let the animals solve the problems themselves.
But there was one thing that Sanger overlooked, or didn't figure it out. That is, it is not the orangutan itself that caused this scene in front of him, but humans.
If it weren't for the battle between a certain badger and Eiffel, I am afraid that a certain "old man" would have scuffled with the other party a long time ago. Further up, if the poachers hadn't buried mines outside the chimpanzee shelter, Renaud and Laura wouldn't have been injured, and Laura, who was pregnant, wouldn't have escaped from the physiotherapy facility. And if Laura hadn't run, a certain badger and Liu Min and others would not have chased after her.
Therefore, the ultimate source is still on the head of the poacher, and the scene in front of him is always a human pot.
Under this causal relationship, if human beings want to stay out of the situation, they must at least wait until they are completely restored to their original appearance. Prior to this, any chain of events that occurred would deepen the impact and disruption of the orangutans' daily lives.
"Anyway, Lao Tzu is an animal!"
Wang Ping threw his little vest to the ground, rubbed his paws and walked forward a few steps, came to the open space in the center, and hooked his paws at the chimpanzee at the head.
"Roar!"
Seeing that he actually killed a "Cheng biting badger" halfway, and the big fart thing dared to provoke, the leading chimpanzee suddenly threw aside the shock brought by the roar just now, and slapped his chest with both hands to intimidate a certain badger.
"What should I do?"
Gu Lang and Sange looked at each other, both a little nervous. The last time a badger fought with an orangutan in this wood, I still remember it vividly, and now this rhythm is not going to be repeated, right?
Sanger had already taken out the walkie-talkie to report to the park, and by the way, he called an ambulance for a badger.
In the live broadcast room, the ridicule of Gu Lang gradually disappeared, and when they saw the familiar scene in front of them, fans immediately became anxious.
"Gu Laosan!!You only grow flesh and don't have brains, right? Don't you hurry up and stop it!"
"Call the Boss Back"
"Paralyzed, what are those guys with guns eating?"
"This orangutan is not easy to mess with at first glance"
"Why do you want to be strong?"
"The boss has such a temper"
"Water fish should be vegetarian and reward anchor fish balls ×99......"
""Brother Pingtou's Live Life" thief is good-looking"
"System: Water Fish Wants to Be Vegetarian and Kicked Out of the Room by Administrator"
At this time, with countless exclamations in front of the computer, the orangutan finally couldn't hold it back, pounded the ground with both hands, and jumped and ran towards a certain badger. In its thinking, such a small thing, no matter how fierce it is, will be smashed flat with a fist.
Wang Ping stood in place, as if he was frightened, and he didn't even change his movements. Gu Lang and Sange behind him both shouted, and both languages told him to get out of the way at the same time.
Seeing that the "casserole"-like fist was about to fall on a certain badger, Gu Lang had already pulled out his legs and ran over, and at this time, Wang Ping moved.
No one in the live broadcast room, including the people in the live broadcast room, saw a certain chimpanzee suddenly scream and fall to the ground with a "bang".
A salted fish braked sharply and stopped in place, looking at the chimpanzee who turned over and hugged one of his feet and howled. As for Wang Ping, he stood there in his original posture again, as if he had not moved from beginning to end. A gust of breeze blows, bringing the smell of silk costumes.
"What's the matter?
"I guess it's the curse of the third brother"
"It's possible, Gu Laosan's crow's mouth may have been cursing that orangutan just now"
"Isn't the third brother's 'mantra' to be effective if it is spoken?"
"Maybe it's a broken foot."
Everyone in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief, although they didn't know what happened to this orangutan, but the current scene was pleasant to see. As for what really happened, probably only the orangutan himself knew.
"Roar!"
After rubbing his feet for a long time, the pain that almost reached the bone marrow gradually subsided. A certain orangutan stood up gaspingly, and as soon as one foot touched the ground, he shivered and cocked, and looked at Wang Ping with a fire in his eyes.
Just now, only it knew that at the moment when it pounced, a certain badger suddenly raised its foot and stepped on him. The little claw didn't look big, but it looked like a sledgehammer had hit the foot, and it felt like the bones were about to shatter.
Being stepped on by a small animal hurts like this, and if this thing is to get out, it is simply a loss of "scarlet face". Now the chimpanzee has forgotten about robbing the "woman", and dealing with a certain badger is the top priority.
After a moment's hesitation, an orangutan roared again, but raised his foot and kicked at Wang Ping. The idea is simple. Isn't this thing going to step on its feet, this time its feet are on top of its head, see how it steps on it.
With the movements of a certain orangutan, everyone present this time, the "apes", including the fans in the live broadcast room, finally saw the movements of a certain badger clearly.
Wang Ping suddenly turned around and jumped directly to the other foot of the chimpanzee. But this time, instead of stepping on its feet, it opened its arms and hugged its ankles, lifted it up and ran backwards.
The posture of an orangutan at that moment reminded everyone of a sport called "hurdles".
With a "bang" sound, an orangutan volleyed and fell to the ground. All the men around, including chimpanzees, had strange faces, as if they heard the sound of "broken eggs" at this moment.
"Woo~~~"
The chimpanzee who landed on the ground was afraid that he would no longer be in the mood to grab the "woman", so he fell to the ground holding the indescribable place, and howled incessantly. The kind of sadness mixed with the cry of pain is simply sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.
"Tsk, spicy chicken! brother hasn't even finished warming up yet!"
Wang Ping threw down the leg of the orangutan that couldn't stop twitching in his arms, patted the black hair on his paws, and turned his head to look at the other four "riffraff".
"Woo..."
Several orangutans subconsciously retreated, and one of them hilariously covered his crotch, and a certain badger was speechless for a while.
"Look at your little bit of interest!"
Wang Ping raised his paw and pointed at the chimpanzee who was still howling miserably in the field, and then pointed in the direction where the "apes" came. At the end, a "middle claw" was erected.
"Take your boss and get out of here!"
The action of "Cheng biting the badger" is easy to understand, the four looked at each other, bypassed a badger in twos and twos, quickly lifted the chimpanzee on the ground, turned around and ran.
However, it may be too nervous, and when the "four apes" ran into the woods, they subconsciously separated in pairs and bypassed a big tree. As a result, the chimpanzee carried in the middle slammed straight into the tree, howling for a while, and then becoming more sad.
"Wow~" Wang Pingmao's face twitched, with a look of disgust, "If this is my little brother, I must be killed!"
It wasn't until this time that the few people behind him reacted. Sanger picked up the walkie-talkie again and shouted in a cooing voice, not knowing whether to let the ambulance not be used, or to go directly to the other side to pick up a certain orangutan.
But Wang Ping himself didn't care. He knows how to do it, and it hurts, but he doesn't really get hurt. It's just that guy is afraid that he will be "vegetarian" for a while.
In the live broadcast room, after a pause for a few seconds, the barrage broke out instantly.
"Ping Ye is mighty!"
"The boss is handsome, and there is wood!"
"The classic tactic of defeating the strong with the weak"
"I agree with the classics, but where is the boss weak?"
"Don't you know where it's weak? peanuts~~heyhehehe"
"Hey, hey, hey..."
"I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof"