After Wu Ansheng got the novel, he went to the flea market to buy three small porcelain bowls, which cost him five oceans, and Wu Ansheng's flesh ached.

That's right, Wu Ansheng wants to use the most classic charlatan trick to earn the first pot of gold.

In the small county town of the previous life, there were many stalls of charlatanism, what Go endgame, chess endgame, guess the points, countless.

If you are not careful, you will be trapped and lose a sum of money, and those who are addicted to it will lose their families and wives and scatter.

And the most enduring of these deceptions is the Three Immortals Returning to the Cave, the Three Immortals Returning to the Cave belongs to the traditional trick, but later it was used by some people with bad hearts to cheat money.

To this day, most people understand the principle of this thousand arts, which is nothing more than a pair of skillful hands to hide the ball flexibly.

Wu Ansheng practiced with an old liar when he was in junior high school, and he also worked as a trustee for the old liar, and in return, the old liar gave him ten yuan for his hard work.

Don't underestimate the ten yuan, at that time, the game currency was five dollars a dollar, and people with good skills could play for several hours with one coin, Wu Ansheng changed fifty game coins to play in the game hall of the county town.

Of course, in the end, when his parents caught Wu Ansheng in the game hall, the grandson was beaten in the dark.

Wu Ansheng has rough skin and thick meat, and he is used to being beaten, and as soon as the injury is healed, he will continue to work as a nursery for the old liar, and the two will become familiar with each other after coming and going.

If it weren't for Wu Ansheng's parents coming over to set up a stall, the old liar would have wanted to accept Wu Ansheng as a closed disciple and walk the rivers and lakes with him.

"I once dreamed of going to the end of the world with a sword, and then I met an Internet café, and my young heart was always a little frivolous, and now I take the Internet café as my home, waiting for it by drop, and ticking ...... by drop", Wu Ansheng hummed the lyrics and walked home on the way home.

You say that Wu Ansheng is a greasy man who has been in society for many years, and he is still in shape all day long.

You say he's a frivolous high school boy, but this kid is still a ruffian, and he doesn't look like a student at all.

In the words of the hypocritical Wenqing in his previous life: Wu Ansheng lived half of his life, and when he returned, he was like Nima who was stunned for 2580,000 yuan.

When Wu Ansheng passed by the fat aunt's barbecue, the shop had just opened, the barbecue stove was burning charcoal, and the proprietress's lover Niu Chao was smoking next to the stove, but he didn't see the fat aunt.

Wu Ansheng walked over and greeted him familiarly: "Uncle, are you busy? Come and smoke a cigarette, and the bird fades out of your mouth."

Niu Chao still remembers Wu Ansheng vividly, if it wasn't for a beautiful girl to help him settle the bill yesterday, this kid should have washed dishes in the store today.

Niu Chao took out a cigarette and handed it to Wu Ansheng, took out a lighter to help him light it, and teased in his mouth: "What, do you want to eat the overlord meal today?"

Wu Ansheng took a beautiful sip and slowly spit out a smoke ring, which looked like an old smoking gun.

"Uncle, am I such a person? You are insulting my noble personality and pure flesh, be careful that I go to court to sue you."

Niu Chao was amused: "Are you still noble and pure? Don't talk to me here, and run the train with your mouth."

Yesterday my wife went to check, there is no such place in Guangdong in the world, you little rabbit cub flickered her to sleep, and she has been dreaming at night and has been talking about cannibalism, and she hasn't gotten up yet."

Cannibalism? Your lover is the contemporary Lu Xun?

Wu Ansheng said with a wicked taste: "Uncle, how can the fat aunt blame me for not sleeping, that's your problem, you have to reflect on it." Women don't sleep well, most of them want to, you won't be able to, you won't be able to, you won't be able to."

Niu Chao made a gesture to whip him, "Get out, Lao Tzu is as strong as a cow, your fat aunt begs for mercy every day." No, I'm telling you what I'm doing, I'm done with my cigarettes, I'm going home to do my homework after smoking, I've never seen a student who is more skinny than you."

Wu Ansheng took out the cigarette butt and said dissatisfiedly: "Boss, how can there be a reason to drive people out of business, the customer is God, you know?"

"Okay, classmate, what do you want to eat?"

Wu Ansheng said proudly: "Two skewers of mutton, put more chili cumin, and pack."

Niu Chao took out the lamb skewers from the freezer and grilled them, without raising his head, "Chenghui Sanyuan, thank you."

Wu Ansheng felt targeted, "Uncle, everyone else sells one piece, why do you sell me one piece for five?"

"Because you're handsome."

Wu Ansheng nodded: "Uncle, you look at people so accurately, no wonder your family's business is better than others."

Wu Ansheng paid the bill and counted the remaining money, there are still fifteen yuan, the days without money are so painful, tomorrow I have to hurry up with those little brothers, if I don't make money, I will starve to death.

Wu Ansheng originally didn't plan to spend money on mutton skewers, but when he was going to meet Uncle Ye, after all, he had a request for someone, and it was not decent to go empty-handed.

After waiting for a while, the mutton skewers were grilled, and Niu Chao packed them and handed them to Wu Ansheng.

"Welcome to visit next time, if you think it's delicious, you can bring your friends over and get a 10% discount."

Bring a hammer, "next time".

......

Wu Ansheng was holding a small porcelain bowl in his left hand and a mutton skewer in his right hand, swaying slowly, this little day was very comfortable, it would be better if he was rich.

Halfway through, Wu Ansheng couldn't help it, the mutton skewers in his hand were too fragrant, Wu Ansheng took out a bunch, and looked at the fat and thin mutton on the iron skewers and salivated.

Eat one skewer, just eat one skewer, you can't treat yourself badly as a man, and besides, there is another bunch, there is so much meat on it, Uncle Ye will definitely not be able to eat two bunches.

So Wu Ansheng ate a bunch with satisfaction, and swallowed his stomach, but it was not enjoyable, and the taste of meat was gone.

Wait, isn't there another string here?

No, this is for Uncle Ye, Wu Ansheng, you have to restrain yourself, a manly man, you must do what you say, how can you eat it yourself if you say it is good to give it away.

Another person in Wu Ansheng's mind said: Give it away, does anyone know? Whoever eats it is not the same, as long as the mind is reached, Uncle Ye will not blame you.

Yes, the most important thing in gift-giving is the heart, Wu Ansheng found a reason for himself, and then took out the remaining string to feast on, enjoyable.

When he arrived at the courtyard, Wu Ansheng only had two iron skewers left in his hand.

What's the situation, whoever eats my mutton, this is a gift I want to give someone, my God, there is a supernatural event happening.

Wu Ansheng selectively remembered again.

"Knock Knock"

"Who?"

"Uncle Ye, I'm Wu Ansheng, open the door, I brought you a gift."

Ye Tianzong opened the door and walked out, looking at the iron skewer in Wu Ansheng's hand strangely.

"Ah Sheng, is there something wrong? Why did you think about coming over to give me a gift today?

Ye Tianzong's voice was very low, a dark face with Chinese characters without any expression, it looked very much like the black eight cylinders in mahjong, this metaphor was very strange, but it was not as strange as his appearance.

Wu Ansheng handed over the iron skewer and said with an embarrassed smile: "Uncle Ye, I want to learn boxing from you again, but I don't have much money in my hand, so I can only buy two lamb skewers to honor you, don't be surprised."

Ye Tianzong's calm and indifferent black face showed a look of surprise, "This ...... This is a lamb skewer? What about the meat?"

Wu Ansheng pointed to the sky and said meaningfully: "God knows."

The look of surprise on Ye Tianzong's face became stronger and stronger, and it took a while before he calmed down.

"You know everything? Sure enough, the tiger father has no dogs."

What do you know??? Wu Ansheng is simply pretending to be a cup and trying to get by, what tiger father has no dog, what are you talking about?

Little question mark, do you have many friends.

When his acting skills turned on, Wu Ansheng pretended to have insight into everything, and said calmly: "Yes, I know everything, doesn't Uncle Ye want to say something?"

Ye Tianzong leaned against the door frame and lit a cigarette, and sighed: "What do you say?

You know that the murder of your mother is both lucky and unfortunate. Uncle advises you, don't ask about the grievances and entanglements of the previous generation, and live your life with peace of mind.

Your mother doesn't want you to live in hatred for the rest of your life, forget about it, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being an ordinary person."

What? Wu Ansheng's mother was murdered? How does this plot sound like a love and hate relationship in a big family.

Wu Ansheng has already filmed a TV series in his mind: Cinderella and a family heir love each other regardless of the world, and the crystallization of love was born, and under family pressure, the heir gave up Cinderella's marriage with the daughter of another family.

Later, Cinderella lived alone with her son, until she was found by the jealous daughter, and then Cinderella died.

As for why he didn't attack Wu An, it may be because he has the blood of the heir, and Miss Qianjin has some scruples.

Uncle Ye should be the bodyguard sent by the heir to protect the mother and son.

Perfect, this vulgar plot Wu Ansheng invested, 800 million, is it enough? If it's not enough, I'll add it, if it's enough, I didn't say it.

However, is all this really as Wu Ansheng thinks?