Chapter 279: Wait a Minute...... What did you order?
"Okay!"
Han Daxia watched Gu Lang's action of putting the phone back thoughtfully, and did not refute, nodding yes.
According to his original idea, in the journey through the desert, the more this twilight hour, the more he should hurry.
After all, during the day, when the sun shines directly on the surface of the yellow sand, the temperature in the entire desert will be very high, and there is not even a shady place. Even lizards walk on tiptoe, let alone people.
However, someone was already full of suspicion about Gu Laosan, and his performance along the way deepened his suspicions. Gu Lang had just arrived in Yadema here, and the informant sent the news of the seller's appearance, Han Daxia didn't believe in coincidences, let alone one coincidence after another.
So before Tu Poor Dagger saw him, Han Daxia began to change his mind and follow Gu Lang's arrangement, he wanted to see what Gu Laosan was going to do.
The two walked for nearly half an hour before they reached the bottom of the dune.
Originally, it looked like a sandbag emerging from the ground from a distance, and it was a little small compared to the continuous sand dunes in the distance.
But now, standing under the sand dunes, you know that there is a difference between seeing is believing and being there. In addition, if you touch the sand dunes that seem to be as stable as mountains, you can see that the fine grains of sand on the surface are flowing with the wind all the time.
The nearly 10-meter-high sand dunes, although they are not huge, are the first time for Gu Laosan to have an intuitive feeling of the desert.
"That's it!"
Gu Lang led the camel and approached to observe for a while, and then began to beckon Han Daxia to unload the luggage on the camel and let these few rest as well. At the same time, an iron chisel was wedged into the ground and all three camels were tied to it.
Don't look at the sand underneath, as long as the camel struggles a little, it can pull the iron chisel out and run. But since childhood, he has been raised by camel trainers, and the habit he has developed is that as long as the reins are tied to it, even if it is not firm, the camel will not try to struggle. Just honestly lay on the ground.
When setting up a tent in the desert, the most tangled problem is that the ground is too soft to fix it. And theoretically, you shouldn't choose to camp under such large sand dunes at all.
Most of the dunes are fluid and will move little by little with a fixed wind direction. If you pitch a tent under the dunes, if you are facing the wind, the soft ground cannot be fixed, and it is easy for the wind to lift the tent. However, if you go to the leeward side and happen to appear on the route of the sand dune displacement, it is easy to be buried by the yellow sand.
But at the moment, Gu Laosan's position is to occupy both of these things, that is, the soft sand, and the leeward of the dunes.
Wang Ping looked at a salted fish that was shoveled by a sapper on the flat ground, and Han Daxia didn't stop it, so he didn't get angry. He didn't want to wake up and find himself buried in the sand.
Jumping off the soft cushion on the back of the little camel, stepping on the sand and running over, hitting someone's calf is a slap.
"Gu Laosan, are you stupid?"
However, at this time, as Gu Laosan dug down with a shovel, the sand surface moved, but a scorpion the size of a matchbox was drilled. And then there's the second, and then there's the third......
"Wow~Groove!Σ(?▃?)"
Han Daxia was dragging the hay he had bought in advance from a large package that had been unloaded, ready to feed the camels. Although the so-called crossing of the Desert of Al Bukhali is actually just a rubbing, it is better to give the camels something good to eat if possible.
As a result, before he could make a profit, he saw the figure who was digging a pit not far away howling and turning to run towards him. Before Han Daxia could stand up, Gu Lang had already rushed over and hid behind him. Where the pit was originally dug, there was only a certain badger left, carrying a small paw, and the badger stood there with a blank face.
"What's wrong with you?"
Han Daxia frowned, and his tone was not very good. mainly felt that a certain salted fish was acting with him again, but he lost the patience he had on the island.
"Damn, old Han, look, what a big scorpion!"
Gu Laosan didn't hear the impatience in Han Daxia's tone at all, and pointed in the direction of a certain badger and shouted.
Because of getting off the camel, the tablet that has no place to be returned for the time being is usually glued to someone's chest with Velcro, and the rear camera is facing Han Daxia's ass straight at this time.
"What the hell is going on"
"The third brother is running too fast, I can't see it clearly"
"Looks like something was dug up"
"What can you dig up?"
"The boss is still there."
"Didn't you listen to this thing, there are scorpions"
"Gu Laosan, what the hell are you doing, Lao Tzu doesn't want to look at the ass"
"Old Han, don't get in the way!"
"Third brother, I was wrong, you better not be a salted fish, be brave!"
"How big a scorpion can scare the third brother like this"
Hearing that there was a scorpion, Han Daxia's originally frowning brows were stunned, and then he threw down the grass in his hand and stepped forward in three steps and two steps. I happened to see one crawling on the ground, and hurriedly stepped on it, pinched its tail and lifted it, and there was a sound in my mouth.
"Tsk...... It's fat!"
With Han Daxia's movements, the huge scorpion that was lifted by him was also clearly seen in the live broadcast room.
"Such a big ......"
"No wonder the third brother is going to run away"
"What did Lao Han just say? Did I hear it wrong?"
"I'm afraid this thing is also a god of food!"
"Little x cow rewards the anchor rocket ×6......"
"Fat?" Gu Laosan, who was standing in place and didn't dare to lean forward, looked at someone at the moment, with a look of disbelief: "Big brother, did you use the wrong adjective?"
Han Daxia shook his head and smiled, while pinching off the hook on the scorpion's tail, he bent down to grab the next one, and said: "Wait a minute, you will know, this roasted scorpion is also delicious, ...... better than roasted snake meat"
Before he finished speaking, a black-haired claw in his sight held down the scorpion one step ahead of him, grabbed it directly, and let the scorpion's tail needle poke around on the hairy claw, but it had no effect at all.
When he looked up, he saw that the other paw of a certain badger was already black and linen, and at least a dozen scorpions were pulled by his tail, and they were held upside down in their claws like wild flowers.
"Moe God Rewards Anchor Super Rocket×8 ......"
"The boss is the boss"
"The longer the name, the more handsome the person will be, rewarding the anchor rocket ×6......"
"A big pig rewards the anchor yacht ×8......"
"I have a hunch that Lao Han is going to be a cook again"
"Lily's child rewards the anchor plane ×5......"
The pot has been fried in the live broadcast room, and the chest of a salted fish appears with the figure of a badger, and there are constantly tipping prompts.
Wang Ping is afraid of snakes, but he is not afraid of scorpions. As for the reason, it's the same as Han Daxia.
"I almost forgot, this guy is also a barbecue lover, no, he loves badgers. ”
Han Daxia pursed his lips and sighed secretly, but he disdained to compete with a small animal. But then I saw a certain badger looking up at him, and his eyes were inexplicably familiar.
"......" Han Daxia suddenly had a bad premonition.
Gu Laosan was still pouting at Han Daxia: "Eat, I don't want to eat...... Well, I won't eat it even if I am killed!"
"Heh......"
Hearing the muttering of a salted fish, Han Daxia smiled bitterly: "...... I'm afraid that when the time comes, you will want to eat, and you won't have your share!"
At this time, just behind the two of them, the sound of car horns could be heard in the distance on the Gobi Desert in the north. The two of them turned their heads at the same time, and as far as the eye could see, a wild-looking off-road vehicle was rushing straight towards this side with the smoke and dust rolled up.
"Is it finally about to reveal the true face of Lushan?"
Han Daxia narrowed his eyes, and at the same time quietly unbuttoned the button on his chest and put a hand into his arms.
In front of him, Gu Laosan was stunned, and then said happily: "The water I ordered has arrived!"
“eng?”
Han Daxia looked confused, and asked in disbelief: "No, wait a while...... What did you order?"