"Are you so kind?" Yu Pengcheng was even more suspicious.

He Yuan said angrily: "Please eat and talk so much, do you want to come?"

"Come, come, where is it?" Yu Pengcheng said busily.

"Straight to my house. ”

"Come to your house, you won't let me cook for you, will you?" Yu Pengcheng said.

"As far as your craftsmanship is concerned, it's not as good as me, I'm afraid of diarrhea after eating. ”

"Damn, have you forgotten how I was a handful of and pee in the first place......"

", you just ate and pee, remember to come over early. He Yuan interrupted.

"What about Chubby?

"She's on duty today, okay, I'll hang up. After He Yuan finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

In the evening, Yu Pengcheng arrived at He Yuan's house at about six o'clock.

After parking the car, Yu Pengcheng looked at He Yuan with a constipated expression: "Say, what do you want me to do." ”

He rolled up his sleeves and looked ready to do anything.

He Yuan glanced at him, turned around and went to the side of the pavilion, and continued to skewer the meat skewers: "The dishes are all here, make whatever you want to eat." ”

"Dish?" Yu Pengcheng followed He Yuan to the courtyard, looked at the newly built gazebo, and praised it twice, "You have lived a small life, it's so comfortable, even the gazebo has been repaired." ”

"You talk a lot. He Yuan's hand was not slow, and he said without raising his head.

Yu Pengcheng didn't care, and as soon as he lowered his head, he saw two big basins in front of He Yuan.

It is full of washed meat, vegetables, and a handful of bamboo skewers next to it.

"It's really a barbecue, and I make it myself. Why are you so troublesome, just go out and eat. ”

"I'm tired of eating, and it tastes like that back and forth. You see, the vegetables you buy at the vegetable market are all fresh. He Yuan skewered the meat skewers in his hand and put them aside.

"It's still fresh, you baby who grew up in the city, do you know what freshness is?" Yu Pengcheng said, stopped in front of the basin, took a bamboo skewer and was about to start working.

"Go wash your hands first. He Yuandao.

Yu Pengcheng scratched his head and went to the pool as he said.

After washing his hands and coming back, Yu Pengcheng also began to skewer meat.

He Yuan bought a lot of meat, but it was mainly beef and mutton.

And some pork belly.

Some of this beef, He Yuan is for the little guy.

He heard that cats eat beef is good for their health, and it is better to have raw beef.

However, before the little guy was still small, his resistance was relatively weak. He Yuan was afraid that there were parasites on the raw beef, so he didn't feed it.

I heard that chicken breast is also good, but it needs to be cooked beforehand, and then torn into shredded chicken and mixed with cat food, which is more troublesome.

As for some who buy salmon to feed cats, it is more high-end.

He Yuan once entered a cat group, and the group owner asked He Yuan how big the house for the cat was, and He Yuan looked confused when he heard it.

He Yuan said that he was a North Drifter and raised a cat in a rental house.

After hearing this, the group of lords sneered, saying that they couldn't even afford a house, and what kind of cats they had.

She also said that she has ten cats in her house, what Siamese, Mei Short, Ragdoll cats, and they hang out in the 120-square-meter hop every day. He also said that he fed his cat every day what kind of high-grade cat food, and the air-freighted salmon purchased from the sea cost 100,000 yuan a month.

In the end, he also said that if you are a poor person like He Yuan, you should not raise a cat, it is simply abusing cats.

Then, He Yuan withdrew from the group.

Raising a cat is so complicated by her, it's amazing to be rich.

He Yuan and Yu Pengcheng are both carnivores, and barbecue is basically meat.

However, in the past two years, after He Yuan began to maintain his health, in addition to eggplant, he would occasionally order some green leafy vegetables.

The two quickly skewered a large pot of meat skewers, and when Yu Pengcheng began to skewer chicken wings, He Yuan began to skewer with tender white radishes and sliced potatoes.

When it was almost done, He Yuan went to get the grill.

First, carbon was added, and after the carbon was ignited, He Yuan fanned the wind with a fan on the side.

Yu Pengcheng glanced at it and said casually: "Why do you still use this thing, just get a battery furnace at your own home." ”

"It's not the taste of baking. He Yuandao.

"Hypocrisy, just eat it, and pay attention to so much?"

"If the machine is so good, why do people prefer handicrafts?"

"yes, I think they're in the water, too. Yu Pengcheng's straight male attributes are fully revealed.

"I wonder how you managed to find a girlfriend like that. He Yuan glanced at Yu Pengcheng and said.

"It shows that she has a good eye, and she can find a lover like me from thousands of bewitching sluts. Yu Pengcheng looked stinky.

"I remember, you and your sister-in-law seem to know each other on a blind date, right?" He Yuan said slowly.

Yu Pengcheng looked constipated.

"What's wrong with the blind date? Let me tell you, only reliable people go on blind dates these days, like the kind of people who don't go on a blind date, I don't know how many boyfriends and girlfriends I have made!" Yu Pengcheng jumped a little.

He Yuan: "Hehe." ”

After the fire was burned, He Yuan wiped the sore eyes that were smoked.

There are some things that are easy to watch others do, but difficult when it's your turn.

It's like this one, but it's easy. But standing by this stove, the fire, the smoke, rushed straight into the eyes and nose, He Yuan was choked.

Yu Pengcheng gloated on the side: "I said it a long time ago, why bother so much, how good it is to go out to eat." ”

He Yuan gave him a blank look.

Put the skewers on the grill, and He Yuan began to grill the meat.

When I was a child, my father had a friend who sold barbecue, and it was near his house.

At that time, my father would often go there to sit, and He Yuan would play on the side. Sometimes I am curious about the barbecue grill and take two skewers and grill them on the rack.

When I grew up, I didn't have that much curiosity.

Yu Pengcheng also took a handful of skewers and grilled them on the other side.

Roasting and roasting, Yu Pengcheng suddenly said: "How are you and Xiaopang?"

He Yuan paused for a moment, and then looked nonchalant.

"It's okay, it feels okay, what do you want to ask?"

"No, nothing. Yu Pengcheng hesitated and shook his head.

"Tell me, what's going on?" He Yuan continued to bow his head and grill the skewers.

Yu Pengcheng doesn't lie.

He is a person who can't hide his words, and if he has something to say, he will feel comfortable.

"It's fine. Yu Pengcheng lowered his head and suddenly said, "I'm done baking here." ”

He Yuan poked his head over and took a look, the epidermis was a little burnt, it should have been cooked.

A plate of meat skewers and half a plate of vegetables were grilled, and the two of them brought the dishes to the small table next to them and began to eat.

"What do you want to drink, liquor, beer, forget it, you want to drive, let's have a drink." He Yuandao.

"Is there any herbal tea?" asked Yu Pengcheng.

"When did you start drinking that?" He Yuan asked casually as he walked into the kitchen.

"Fruit juice is fine, or plain water. Yu Pengcheng shouted outside.

"No, just Coke. He Yuan took out two cokes from the refrigerator.

"Why are you still drinking this thing, it's not good to drink too much of this thing, spermicidal. Yu Pengcheng looked disgusted.

He Yuan put the cola on the table, opened a can casually, and the carbonated drink frozen into a smoothie flowed into his stomach, and He Yuan burped comfortably.

"What do I want that thing for, it's useless. He Yuan put down the Coke and picked up a skewer of meat.

"Aren't you a little fat?" Yu Pengcheng also picked up a bunch of meat and put it in his mouth, and said without raising his head.

He Yuan paused for a moment, and after a while, he said, "Eat the vegetables, eat the vegetables." ”

As he spoke, he picked up another cola and took a sip, well, it was so comfortable.

After a few meat skewers, He Yuan was a little supportive, so he lit a cigarette.

Yu Pengcheng put down his signature with some unhappiness, picked up the toilet paper on the side and wiped his hands: "It's baked well, it seems that my craftsmanship has not regressed." ”

"How's that, it's comfortable. He Yuan said with a smile.

Yu Pengcheng gave a thumbs up.

"It's still comfortable to eat at home, it tastes good, and the portion is full. What is it outside, the amount is not enough, a string is just a small point, and it will be gone after a bite, and it is expensive. He Yuan sighed.

Before, he ordered barbecue in the county town, five skewers of mutton, three skewers of beef, two chicken wings, two skewers of potatoes and leeks, plus a roasted eggplant, which cost more than sixty.

I think that when He Yuan was in junior high school, the family would go to a barbecue for supper from time to time, 20 skewers of beef and 20 skewers of mutton, a total of only about 20 yuan.

"These days, everything is expensive. It's expensive, it's not delicious, I don't eat much outside now, that meat, it's tasteless, pork and mutton can't be distinguished. Now I eat it all at home and make it myself. Yu Pengcheng said.

"yes, the meat is really inedible now. When I was in the company before, I didn't want to eat at noon and didn't know what to eat. I ordered a few times before, ordered a boiled pork slic, but the meat tasted slippery, not like pork at all, and almost made me vomit. Later, I asked and found out that it might be chicken. Is he crazy about using chicken to make boiled meat slices?"

Thinking of this, He Yuan still had resentment in his heart.

At that time, he always thought that he was eating synthetic meat.

Every time I eat, I always have a very strange feeling.

He Yuan didn't dare to order takeout for a long time.

"Chicken is cheaper than pork, and people in these days, just looking at money, don't want to think about how to make things well. Yu Pengcheng habitually wanted to get Coke, and after hesitating for a moment, he still said, "Do you have water here, I'd better drink water." ”

"What's wrong, you're afraid of gaining weight?" He Yuan glanced at him and said.

"It's more than one hundred and seventy, Xiaoman said, if it grows any longer, it will make me go on a diet. Yu Pengcheng sighed for a long time.

He Yuanle was happy.

"What's wrong, sister-in-law is not satisfied with your weight?"

"What else, say I'm too heavy. What do you say about the Internet, I am in front of the computer all day long, and there is a high chance of getting cancer in the future. I also said that I sit in the office all day long, and I don't like to exercise, and what kind of high blood pressure or fatty liver will be in trouble in the future. Yu Pengcheng said.

"She's also good for you, your weight should really be lost. ”

"If I can lose it, can I not lose it, isn't it still a physical problem, I drink cold water now and grow meat. ”

"Come on, I've seen your picture, and you were only a little over 110 in middle school. He Yuan ruthlessly exposed his scars.