Chapter 118: It's Easy to Invite God, It's Hard to Send God!
I'm going to make a big deal, what are these two stupid hats talking about?
Does Hades have depression?
Can loose flower cigarettes cure depression?
Do you want to be so?
However, Gu Xiangtian thought about it, and what black and white impermanence said seemed to have some truth.
The king of Hades has lived in the underworld for thousands of years, black and rumbling, no daylight, no vitality, can he not be depressed?
Black and white impermanence reached an agreement and decided to exchange Gu Xiangtian for loose flower cigarettes.
"Xiang Tianzhen! You see that we don't take your money, can you help us get a box of loose flower cigarettes?"
10,000 Immortal Gold Coins is equivalent to 1 million Soft Sister Coins.
A box of loose cigarettes costs only three dollars.
Isn't this black-and-white impermanence a bit silly?
But the next moment, Gu Xiangtian's answer was even more stupid.
"No!" Gu Xiangtian shook his head and said.
Even if black and white impermanence made a mistake, could it be that Gu Xiangtian was also confused?
Such a good business, Gu Xiangtian would choose not to do it?!
Black and white impermanence was stunned at the same time, and I didn't know what to do!
At this time, Gu Xiangtian actually turned on the flickering mode: "Scattered flower cigarettes are very difficult to get, a cigarette costs 1,000 immortal gold coins, and there are 20 in a box, which is 20,000 immortal gold coins!"
At the beginning, the two of you said that you would only want 10,000 immortal gold coins, but now you want to charge an extra 10,000!
Only then did Hei Wuchang understand that the price of a box of loose flower cigarettes was so expensive!
"Xiang Tianzhen, why don't you think this will work? We don't need money, we will give you 20,000 immortal gold coins, can you help us buy a box?"
In terms of human sophistication, Gu Xiangtian understands that sometimes giving gifts is more effective than giving money!
"Isn't it possible for everyone to buy loose flower cigarettes?" plus 10,000 yuan in hard work!" Gu Xiangtian said.
I'm going to be big, Gu Xiangtian can really fool!
Gu Xiangtian is using a little bit of trade knowledge he learned when he was in college, which is called using the information gap to control the market.
After being a real estate agent for so long, Gu Xiangtian is very good at using the information gap to win customers, which is also the basic common sense that every intermediary should have.
"Okay, I'll add, isn't it 30,000 immortal gold coins!" Bai Wuchang said reluctantly.
Bai Wuchang immediately sent Gu Xiangtian a red envelope of 30,000 immortal gold coins.
This also happens to be the words on the black and white impermanent official hat that "the world is peaceful" and "wealth at first sight"!
"Okay! You two take Ding Xiaopei away and let her be reincarnated! I bought the scattered flower cigarettes in two days, and I will send them to you in red envelopes!" Gu Xiangtian said.
"Okay, then please Xiang Tianzhen!" said Hei Impermanence.
Black and white impermanence was about to take Ding Xiaopei away, but Sun Wukong suddenly stopped them and said: "Remember to let her be reincarnated into a good family!
"That's natural! it must be done!" said Black Impermanence.
Before Ding Xiaopei left, he bowed to Gu Xiangtian and said, "Thank you!"
After Black and White Impermanence took Ding Xiaopei away, Gu Xiangtian hurriedly turned off the perspective eye.
With the Perspective Insight Eye open for such a long time, Gu Xiangtian had already sensed that the green spirit qi in the Golden Green Taiji Diagram was seriously consumed, and it had to be closed immediately.
Otherwise, when the energy of the green spirit is consumed, the golden and green Taiji diagram will rotate again, making the small stomach extremely painful.
Han Shuangshuang came to Gu Xiangtian's side and said, "Brother Tian, this place is already eerie and terrifying, plus the two of you are talking nonsense there. I think it's scary! Let's go home quickly!"
"Don't be afraid!
Gu Xiangtian hugged Han Shuangshuang into his arms and kissed her lightly on the forehead, and the long-lost sense of happiness arose.
Suddenly, Sun Wukong said incomprehensibly: "Brother Gu, now you should let me play the glory of the king, right?"
I'm going to make a big deal!
Gu Xiangtian forgot about this matter!
"Okay! For your sake, I'll let you play a game!"
Gu Xiangtian gave his mobile phone to Sun Wukong and said, "Don't be too pitiful, I'm a bronze god now!
"Brother Tian, is there still room for the bronze rank to drop the rank?" asked Han Shuangshuang.
"It seems to be!" Gu Xiang said with a wink.
The matter came to an end for the time being, and Gu Xiangtian drove back to Han Shuangshuang's hometown.
Along the way, except for Sun Wukong yelling at his mobile phone, the other three didn't talk much.
"Hit him, hit him!"
"Stupider than Bajie, are these teammates in the water?"
"Withdraw, withdraw, withdraw, don't get on if you can't beat it!"
"Eh, I'm out of blood, I'm going to die!
......
Sun Wukong's shouting is really unbearable to listen to.
Fortunately, Han Shuangshuang's hometown is not very far from the county seat, about half an hour's drive, and she has already arrived at home.
Gu Xiangtian parked the car at the gate, and the three of them had already gotten out of the car, only Sun Wukong was still sitting in the car playing games.
"Brother Monkey, it's time to get off!Have you finished a game?" Gu Xiangtian asked.
"Right now!Right now! The crystal is still there!Wait a minute!" Sun Wukong said anxiously.
"Let me see how you are?"
Gu Xiangtian said, looking at the phone screen.
The enemy has already pushed to the front tower!
Gu Xiangtian saw that the hero Sun Wukong used was still his own image, and took a look at his record again, and it turned out to be 0-10-0! ! !
"Poof—"
Gu Xiangtian couldn't help but squirt out, and said with a smile: "Brother Monkey! You scream so loudly! I thought you were so good! It turns out that you yourself are a pitfall!"
"It's all pig teammates!
"Poof—"
"Hahaha-"
Gu Xiangtian was really going to die laughing!
With such a record, Sun Wukong even has the face to say that others are pig teammates!
"Brother Monkey, someone else can't take you!" Gu Xiangtian said.
"Ugh - lost!"
With the breaking of the total crystal, Sun Wukong sighed: "My old grandson is so powerful!Why is he so weak in the game!?"
Gu Xiangtian snatched the phone from Sun Wukong's hand.
"I said Brother Monkey! Why don't you buy equipment! The enemy's Hou Yi is already in the Six God Outfits, and you don't even buy a single piece of equipment, and you dare to make steel with others?"
"My grandson is so powerful, do you still use it to buy equipment?
"Yes! People are long-range attacks, what you need is melee attacks! You can't get close to him, how can you beat him!"
"This game is really interesting! Let my grandson play another game! Bronze God, you can help me guide me! I guarantee to win!"
Sun Wukong, a pit goods, is still addicted to playing.
Gu Xiangtian hurriedly put his mobile phone in his pocket and said, "No! That's it for this time!Let's play again next time!"
"Hmph! My grandson hasn't had enough fun yet! If you don't let me play! My grandson stays in your car and won't go!
"Okay! If you want to stay in the car, stay in the car!
It's really easy to please God, but it's hard to send God!