Why? This guy is embarrassed to ask why!

If it weren't for the fact that he was Lu Mingyue's half-brother, Qin Mengyan would have directly slashed it with the remote control.

I'm embarrassed to say that I have liked people for a long time, but what is the result? In addition to knowing what people's names are, I don't know anything else! I guess people don't even know what their surnames are, and they still chase a fart!

It's like a stranger who suddenly jumps out and chases you, will you say yes?

Xu Moqiu picked up an apple, took a bite of it, and stilted Erlang's legs: "Classmate Lu Zhe, I can see that you seem to be very troubled, ask what is the situation in the world, and teach life and death...... Tsk tsk!"

Lu Zhe slapped his thigh: "Yes, I used to watch those hairs on TV and say this line, I just felt like a Sabi, except for the flesh and numbness, there is no meaning at all, but I didn't expect to experience it myself now, only to find out that this is completely a wise saying." ”

Lu Bao'er interjected: "Give up, you have a chance to drop." Evenly, the meow is not wide and can see you. ”

"Why?" Lu Zhe suddenly became anxious, "Beauty matches heroes, I, Lu Zhe, am personable and a man who stands up to the sky." Who else in this world can be worthy of her but me?"

Xu Moqiu felt funny and pointed to the toilet: "There is a mirror over there, I suggest you go and take a photo!"

Lu Zhe tilted his head: "Teacher Xu, do you think I'm not confident enough?"

"No, you don't call this self-confidence, you call it arrogance! You look at your own look, your hair is dirty and messy, and what are you wearing? Torn jeans, hung with a body of torn copper and iron, you put away the rags, right? You are still so personable? Beggars standing in front of you are more temperamental than you! As for standing up to the sky, it is even more nonsense! Do you think you really deserve this word?"

"Teacher Xu, you're a bit of a burier, aren't you?" Lu Zhe looked unconvinced, and shook the tattered outfit on his body, "I'm the trend, aren't all those little fresh meat on TV dressed like this? Do you know how many fans people have? It's like that ...... someone."

"Hey......" Xu Moqiu stood up, "It's true that some people like those little fresh meats, and they like to die and live." But that's just a small part, normal girls like good guys. ”

After a pause, he said to Lu Bao'er: "Come, Bao'er, tell him, who is that, the results of this monthly exam are the highest." ”

"Ang, do you mean meow?" Lu Bao'er thought for a while, not quite sure, "It seems that it is the thirteenth or fifteenth in the whole grade, and I don't even remember the birds." Anyway, she did well in the exam this time, and she cried a lot!"

"I heard no, people didn't do well in the more than a dozen grades. What about you? Tell me out loud, how many grades did you get this time?"

"I ...... I didn't play well this time. Lu Zhe was blushing and had a thick neck, and he was still there, and the duck had a hard mouth.

"You didn't play well?" Xu Moqiu smiled dumbly, "People, you can have nothing else, but you must be self-aware, the so-called ugly must be admitted, and you must stand firm when beaten." If a person can't even see himself clearly, then what's the point of living in a blur?"

"It's a bit too much to say that the results are really excessive, let's take this school sports meeting as an example. How did you do at the school sports day? If I'm not mistaken, you've been on the cold bench from start to finish, right? What else have you done other than to go and see beautiful women once in a while?"

Without waiting for Lu Zhe to answer, Xu Moqiu said to Lu Bao'er again: "What about that girl?"

She wrote the cheering drafts of the puppet class, and she ran third in the 400 meters. ”

"But...... But ......"

"But what? It's too profound, I guess you can't understand it, in other words, what do you think are your strengths? What do you have that can attract people?"

"I ...... I ......" Lu Zhe scratched his ears and cheeks, and thought for a long time before a few words popped out of his mouth, "I think I'm anyway."

Pretty good. ”

"Excellent?" Xu Moqiu looked at him twice, "I see half of this word in you." ”

Lu Zhe's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. Xu Moqiu nodded, "On you, I saw a show word! ”

"What do you mean?" Lu Zhe looked dazed.

Qin Mengyan next to "poof...... finally couldn't help it, and took a sip of the tea she had just drunk into her mouth and sprayed Xu Moqiu directly, shrugged her shoulders innocently at Xu Moqiu, and then said to Lu Zhe, "Lu Zhe, I think you need Teacher Xu to give you in-depth counseling, you can't hear it?"

Xu Moqiu continued to mock mercilessly: "Yes, I can't help but climb on the pole and use high-voltage wires to play a song "Nunchucks" for your show." ”

Lu Zhe could be regarded as reacting, his face suddenly turned blue and white, the green tendons on his forehead jumped, his whole body trembled, and he couldn't speak for a long time. From beginning to end, Xu Moqiu didn't say a good word about him, and directly hit him to the ground.

Qin Mengyan was afraid that he would be so hit that he couldn't think of jumping off the building or something, so she quickly pulled Xu Moqiu's sleeve and said in a low voice: "Okay, you can stop in moderation." ”

"Ahem...... Of course, in life, dreams must also be had! Maybe one day it will come true?" Xu Moqiu glanced at Lu Zhe, and his words changed, "Actually, you are not hopeless. ”

"Teacher Xu, help me!" Lu Zhe is like a terminally ill patient who is about to die, and Xu Moqiu is the Guanyin Bodhisattva who fell from the sky and came to save the suffering.

"For the sake of your piousness, I'll give you a few tricks!" Xu Moqiu sat up straight, "First of all, the image problem! If you continue to look like a child with cerebral palsy, I can tell you with certainty that you will only have the life of a single person in this life!"

"And then?" Lu Zhe grabbed the notebook and asked while memorizing it.

"Then, your academic performance can be bad, but your attitude must be correct! As for how to be correct, there is no standard for this thing, you can handle it yourself. At least, put away your usual posture of hanging Erlang for me. ”

Lu Zhe continued to ask: "What else?"

"Also, you can do both of these things first, and then I'm going to cook. ”

"I see. Lu Zhe nodded, put down the things in his hand, and walked out directly.

happened to meet Lu Mingyue, who returned from work early. Seeing his hurried expression, Lu Mingyue opened her mouth and asked, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to change myself!"

Looking at the distant back, Lu Mingyue walked into the living room and put down the bag: "Is he stimulated?"

"Probably, my dear, come and sit. I'll tell you about ......"

On the eve of dinner, Lu Zhe really changed his image and appeared in front of everyone, looking at the shiny and obviously waxed bald head, Xu Moqiu suddenly couldn't cry or laugh.

Tattered jeans and raw-edged T-shirts hung with scrap metal have also been replaced by large pants and tight elastic vests, wearing large sunglasses, a gold plastic chain around his neck that is obviously fake, two second-hand glass balls in his hands, a pair of flip-flops under his feet, and a bulging large waist bag, at first glance, giving people the feeling of an upstart.

When he walked into the room, he patted his head very proudly: "How is it, Mr. Qin, Mr. Xu, is this look powerful now?"

"This kid, shouldn't his brain have been squeezed through the door when he was a child?" Qin Mengyan whispered.

Xu Moqiu responded in a low voice: "I guess I threw the child away and raised a placenta." Otherwise, how could he be so brainless. ”

"What are you two muttering? And, little

Hey, what kind of style are you smoking? Dressed like this, are you going to sing a big opera? Could you please give me a normal one?"

Lu Zhe took off his sunglasses and said disapprovingly: "Sister, this is the latest trendy male match, you don't understand fashion, don't talk nonsense." ”

In front of the "No. 1 Beauty in Yuejiang", saying that people don't understand fashion, Xu Moqiu really wondered if he had eaten too much soda at noon, otherwise how could he be so inflated.

Lu Mingyue looked at this vulgar dress, felt very uncomfortable, and frowned: "Don't disgust me there! ”

"But, this is my sister...... Teacher Xu asked me to change! And I think it's good! I call it ...... Cut the invention ambition!"

Facing Lu Mingyue's questioning gaze, Xu Moqiu's neck shrank, and shouted: "Are you drunk? Or did you go out and suffer from heat stroke? When did I tell you to dress like this? I asked you to change your image, do you have the virtue to change you into this hateful look?"

"Forget it, you can toss as much as you like! ”

……

The sky was full of stars, like pearls, like handfuls of broken gold, scattered on the jasper plate. It was so peaceful and serene, the leaves rustling and the stars blinking.

At this moment, the barbecue on Binjiang Road is particularly popular.

Lying on a chair, eating barbecue, drinking beer, looking at the hazy night scene, blowing the cool night breeze, that's called a pleasant!

Towards the end of the semester, during the holidays, most of the people who come here for recreation are students, firstly because this kind of open-air barbecue is cheap, and of course, the main thing is that you can see beautiful women here.

As a typical representative of the tail of the class crane, it is not surprising that Niu Gangmen and his gang appear here.

Several people sat on the chairs with a prickly sting, pinching cigarettes, drinking beer, their mouths were not dry, and a pair of eyes swept around the cool beer girl, where was there still the slightest look of a student?

Ma Ganghelmet took off his shirt, revealing a body of ribs, and stuffed a bloodshot waist into his mouth: "Kaizi doesn't know which tendon is wrong, so he told him not to come out for a long time, saying that he wanted to be angry and strong!"

The white toad crossed Erlang's legs and shook the cigarette ash: "I heard that the goddess of his family gave him a target, as long as he reaches the passing line, he will be his girlfriend!"

Xiao Changfu shook his head: "I don't know what's so good about that violent girl of Master Xu, who fascinates Kaizi like this." Even if the two of them are really together, Kaizi will definitely be eaten to death! If you don't agree with each other, you will be hit in the head in the chair, and it hurts to think about it, right, old cow?"

"Mom, you kid really can't open a pot! In the words of our old mother Xu, this is called 'turnip greens, each has his own love', maybe Kaizi will be abused?" Niu Gangmen smiled and grabbed the bamboo skewer in front of him and threw it towards Xiao Changfu.

Xiao Changfu flashed sideways, and the bamboo skewer landed just on the head of an explosive head at the table behind him, and the bamboo skewer went down the collar and neck, and the residual oil and chili powder on it stained him.

"I'm Nima, that hanging hair, I'm impatient, isn't it?" The exploding head suddenly jumped up, trembled wildly, turned around and fixed his gaze on Niu Gangmen, his face full of anger, "Isn't it you?"

Niu Gangmen remembered Xu Moqiu's tenet 'We don't cause trouble, but we're not afraid of it', so he stood up, quickly took out a cigarette and handed it over, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Big guy, I'm sorry, my hand slipped just now, so you guys, I'm invited!"

"I'll go to your grandma's! Grandpa, I think you did it on purpose!" The exploding head didn't appreciate it at all, slapped the cigarette off, and with a 'hula' sound, the other three sharply dressed teenagers at the table immediately surrounded him.

The white toad was a violent temper, and he suddenly felt that he had lost face, and stood up suddenly: "What's the matter? I apologized to you, what else do you want?"