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"Squeak~" The little ferret also protested and said that he would go clubbing. I actually came to the Internet café, can I lose some more? Xiaoxue wants to club, Xiaoxue wants to drink, Xiaoxue wants to watch MM while drinking.

"What's the matter, little brother Wang Yan doesn't like this, right?" the corpse Taoist touched the gold watch on his wrist and asked with a concerned face, "Why don't we change it?"

Belch...... Forget it. Running around one by one to change Internet cafes, Wang Yan will feel that he is about to collapse. Hurriedly put on a very satisfied expression and said, "It's good, it's good, it's here, it reminds me of my college career." ”

"If you're satisfied, it's fine. The corpse man walked in with a big grin and slapped his ID card on the table, "Open me two of your best machines here." ”

The action was so energetic that it seemed that instead of opening two machines in an Internet café, he had picked up two bottles of Louis XVI in the bar.

The little sister of the cashier was startled, blinked her eyes and glanced at the zombie face of the corpse Taoist, and then at the gold watch that he deliberately revealed. On the face with heavy makeup, the pimples are about to burst.

"Old, old sir. Your ID card has expired. The cashier said timidly.

"How is it possible, the old man remembers the ID card that he just got for a long time?" The corners of the corpse man's mouth grinned, revealing two sharp fangs, and said gloomily, "Little sister, the old man entertains colleagues to club, don't you spoil the old man's Yaxing." ”

Wang Yan saw that the cashier girl was about to cry, so she hurriedly stepped forward and whispered, "Senior, I'll come to this reception." ”

"How can this be done? I said that I invited ......" The corpse Taoist looked stubborn and his eyes fierce. It seems that if you don't let me invite, you just look down on the old man.

Wang Yan was afraid that this old monster would go berserk. Summoning corpses to make a big fuss in Internet cafes will be a lot of fun. Hurriedly pulled up a smile and said, "The mind of the senior." The younger generation is really grateful. But as a junior. Why are you embarrassed to let the seniors come? In this matter, let's let the juniors come. ”

Wang Yan also felt that it was enough.

In order to learn the kung fu of the corpse Taoist to dodge bullets, he was able to sacrifice to such an extent.

"Okay, the old man will give you a face. The corpse man waved his hand, indicating that he didn't care.

Wang Yan breathed a sigh of relief, wiped a cold sweat and turned to the cashier and said gently: "Little sister, please open two machines for me, this is my ID card." ”

"But...... To register two ID cards. The cashier girl was scared. He said wistfully, "He's ...... this is overdue," and then glanced at the corpse man with the eyes of a bad person.

Isn't it just expired!? Wang Yan picked up the identity card of the corpse Taoist, and just wanted to persuade the little sister with reason. But a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, are you kidding?

What kind of expiration is this? This thing is an antique!

Since 1984, China has issued the first generation of ID cards, and at the beginning, due to the lack of technical proficiency, many of them were written by hand!

And this one is the handwritten ID card at that time, and the date of birth marked on the ID card is April 1905! Isn't this old monster more than a hundred and ten years old?

As for the name written on it, it is called Shi Daoren. I don't know if this old monster is really called that. I still lived too long and forgot my real name, so I made a homonym casually.

There is also the ID card that I just got a few days ago.

Belch...... For his age, eight years can be regarded as not long ago.

Okay, okay, there are too many strange people and things in our National Africa Bureau, and Wang Yan is a little strange. Sweaty took off his sunglasses, threw a wink at the cashier and said, "Can you help with it?"

When the cashier girl just wanted to refuse, she saw Wang Yan's face, and covered her mouth with her pretty eyes: "You are, swing ~ swing lake......"

"Shh~" Wang Yan handed over a hundred and smiled brightly, "Do me a favor, don't make a noise." ”

"Mm-hmm...... the cashier covered her mouth excitedly, nodded again and again, and said, "I'll use someone else's ID number to help you open an extra one, but you have to sign it for me." ”

......

After a small episode, Wang Yan and the corpse Daoist sat one by one.

Because the cashier sister was too happy, she also gave one person a can of Jia Duobao.

Until this time, the corpse Taoist still snorted a little angrily and said, "Little brother Wang Yan, the old man is here to give you face today." If it was the old man's little temper when he was young, he would have already caused a big fuss among the corpses. Huh~~" took a sip of herbal tea with a straw.

"The seniors are discouraged. Wang Yan held the little ferret in his arms, and also drank herbal tea and said, "What games do seniors like to play?"

"Play the game?...... I haven't played it in over a hundred years. The corpse man's eyes showed a look of longing, "When I was fifteen years old, I said goodbye to my master and went down the mountain, so I went all the way to Beiping to find my senior brother...... Now it is also called Beijing. The name is changed back and forth, it's too messy, don't talk about it. As for playing the game. Well, I remember when I was a kid, my brother and I used to play hide-and-seek. ”

"......" Wang Yan a drop of cold sweat!

More than a hundred years ago, hide and seek?

If an ordinary person heard these words, he would have thought that this old guy had just escaped from that place.

"Senior, let's read the novel for a while. Wang Yan was speechless and helped him open the computer, and after throwing him a novel website, he went with him. But I started masturbating and playing a game I hadn't played for a long time.

Most of the former good friends have now entered the society and started the years of hard struggle, randomly matching a team to play. As I played, I suddenly found that my strength was not rusty, but even worse. All kinds of calculations and reaction speeds, incredibly fast.

All kinds of extreme counter-killing, or escape from death.

Soon, with the record of the super god, he killed all sides and won that game. The teammates cheered, while the other party shouted grievances. What do you say about the gods opening the vest to bully newcomers or something.

This made Wang Yan sigh with emotion, after the comprehensive evolution of his physical fitness, he was even able to play a game. Happily played another game, and it was still a big kill.

Then he felt bored, and the game couldn't be more fun. It's not as fun as the work of the National Africa Bureau, cultivating and cultivating, upgrading and upgrading, brushing dungeons, and fighting junglers.

glanced back at the corpse man, and was actually reading an urban romance novel. I sometimes laughed at it, and sometimes beat my chest: "Cool, it's so cool." The old man has lived in vain in his life, why hasn't he experienced such an interesting thing?"

"Senior, it's almost time. Wang Yan felt that this clubbing bar was endless, and it was time to go back to practice the real bullet dodging kung fu.

"Let me finish it, don't bother me. The corpse man waved impatiently as if he were a fly, his eyes fixed on the screen.

"Squeak~" The little ferret also protested, occupying the machine and starting to play the game. In the first two rounds, it also figured it out on the side. One paw on the mouse, one paw floating on the keyboard, but also the same.

When I first started playing, I was still a little rusty. Unexpectedly, the more he played, the more proficient he became, Wang Yan pointed out two or three rounds. This little mink is actually having a good time, and the teammates can't tell that the game character jumping up and down is actually a small animal.

This made Wang Yan sigh with emotion, these days, I really don't know if it's a person sitting in front of the computer?

An old monster that has lived for more than 100 years, and a little ferret who has been practicing Taoism for more than 100 years, are addicted to their own world in front of the computer. Instead, Wang Yan became idle.

Bore, Wang Yan ran to the toilet, and then came back after wandering outside for half an hour.

Although the painting style before leaving is a little weird, it is still very good. But now, it's not right.

found that two policemen were trying to detain the corpse, and there was a woman with heavy makeup and a fancy dress next to her, who was not from a good family.

The entire Internet café was also silent.

What's going on?

"You two little policemen, do you know who the old man is?" the corpse man shouted in shame, his expression fierce and vicious, as if he would summon a group of corpses to make a fuss at any moment.

"It doesn't matter who you are, doing this kind of thing in broad daylight. One of the policemen sneered and said, "If you have anything to say, come back to the bureau with us." ”

Khan, what did the corpse Dao people do? Wang Yan hurriedly stepped up, blocked between them, and said, "Comrade policeman, is there any misunderstanding?"

Just kidding, what if the corpse man is forced to do something earth-shattering?

"Are you his friend?" a policeman glanced at Wang Yan, as if looking at a criminal suspect.

"Not bad. Wang Yan nodded and said.

"Come with us. The policeman's face suddenly became serious, "Tell me honestly and clearly." ”

"Hey, it's also illegal to use the Internet in these days?" Wang Yan was inexplicable, and his heart was a little angry.

"Of course, it's not illegal to surf the Internet, but it's illegal to watch A~V in an Internet café and harass other female customers. The policeman glanced at the corpse man with disdain, how old are you to do such an immoral thing?

"What!?"

Wang Yan was shocked, why did he only walk for more than half an hour, such a serious thing happened, can he still make people worry?

"The old man didn't harass her, she came over to talk to me and taught me what fresh thorns ~ exciting things. Then he said that only 800 yuan at a time would let me see something more prickly~ exciting. The corpse man was a little annoyed, and his eyes stared gloomily at the flowery woman, "She took my money and wanted to run, how could it be so easy." ”

"Uh......" Wang Yan was dizzy, you can soak this kind of thing in an Internet café!

Is this kidding me? Bringing in all the police is really more exciting.

"You call this prostitution ~ attempted prostitution!" the policeman said with a serious face, "Come with us to the police station, and this Internet café will also have to be closed for rectification." ”

...... (To be continued......)