It is said that once a man is in a commotion, there is nothing to do with women at all. This is true.

Wu Dalang took the lead, and the bucket waist was twisted as if an electric motor was installed, which was called a powerful one. Flying kisses, electric eyes, and even more non-stop, Xu Moqiu got goosebumps all over his body.

Yu Jianxing, the head teacher of the class next door, has never paid attention to these things, so they are dressed in miscellaneous cards in the class, and they seem to be down I don't know how many grades.

Seeing the shining first and third classes of high school, a trace of jealousy flashed seriously, and he walked over and said with a smile: "Xiao Xu is really ingenious! Admire, admire! This has to cost a lot of money, right?"

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Hey, it's all class fees, class fees!"

At the beginning, the plan was to spend the class fee well, but the matter was handed over to Mitchell, so naturally it was impossible to spend the class fee to buy those stalls, she had money, and the clothes and props she bought were all first-class goods.

Someone wants to ask Xu Moqiu why he is so poor......? That's a secret.

Tang Daduan, the head teacher of the class next door, also came over: "It seems that Xiao Xu is determined to win the throne of the first place!"

Xu Moqiu hurriedly took out a cigarette and distributed it: "Then you have to let your students release water!

Tang Daduan took the cigarette and said righteously: "That's not good, we are teachers, how can we instigate students to do these disgraceful things?"

Gao Yuanjun also walked over: "That is, if you want to win the first place, show your strength! In addition to the grades, the sports in our class are also excellent." Of course, we are also determined to win the opening ceremony!"

While several people were talking, the voice of the principal Wang Mufang came from the radio: "Boya Middle School, the opening ceremony of the 36th Summer School Games, has officially begun. ”

First of all, four high school students, each holding a corner of the national flag, entered the stadium, and then there was the bunting team, who first took the colorful bunting around the playground for a week before entering.

Then a crisp female voice came from the loudspeaker: "Look, the bright five-star red flag is leading the way! Listen, the agitated "Athletes' March" echoes on the campus! With the drumbeat of the times, the bright five-star red flag walked into the track and field. The red color of the national flag symbolizes the revolution, and the five stars symbolize the great unity of the Chinese people of all nationalities. Add color to the national flag, make the national anthem majestic, and add glory to the motherland. Let the five-star red flag fly in our hearts forever!"

Then an impassioned male voice came: "The placards of 'Sunshine Sports, Strengthening Fitness' and 'Carry forward the Olympic Spirit, Unite and Forge Ahead' reflect the purpose of this Games." Enhance the physical fitness of the whole people, adhere to the people-oriented, and strengthen the body. Exercise never ends, and the flowers of bodybuilding will always bloom!"

"I would like to invite each class to enter in order, and the first class to come to you is the first (1) class of junior high school. This is a vibrant collective, with 58 members all active and enthusiastic. An ignorant young man, he wants to fly high. Look, their faces are full of joyful smiles, and they have the confidence that they will win, and they believe that victory belongs to those who are prepared, and everyone has been fully prepared for this Games. ”

While passing by the rostrum, the sound of footsteps accompanied by a neat slogan came: "Set sail, chop the waves, the first (1) class of junior high school, create brilliance again!"

"Now passing by the rostrum is the first (2) class of junior high school. Look at them, they swing their arms strongly, their heads high, and their spirits are radiant. Fight hard, work hard, don't experience wind and rain, where can you see the rainbow? Athletes, compete at your level, but also show your style. Come on......"

By the time the junior high school was finished, it was already an hour later, Xu Moqiu stood up uncomfortable and wanted to smoke a cigarette, but he felt a little inappropriate now, so he had to endure it.

Finally, it was the turn of the high school, but it turned backwards again, and it actually started from the third year of high school, when did this have to wait?

Under the pretext of diarrhea, he ran to the toilet.

The head teachers of the other classes next door are also old smokers, what did Xu Moqiu do in the way of nature, and he casually found an excuse and hurriedly followed.

When I came to the toilet, I couldn't wait to light a cigarette, take a sharp puff, and suddenly feel refreshed: "Mom, suffocate me!"

Gao Yuanjun nodded: "But isn't it, this boring is this entrance ceremony! ”

Tang Daduan said: "Okay, it's just twice a year, don't complain." ”

"Twice?"

Tang Daduan said: "Yes, don't you know? Our school has one more summer school sports meeting than other middle schools. ”

"Mean, there's a fall school sports day in the back?"

"Not really!"

"What's the matter?"

"Those of us who are class teachers are born with hard work!

"Ahem......" A majestic coughing sound came, and several people moved neatly and uniformly, and quickly threw the cigarette butts into the toilet trough.

Then I saw a bare head come in, and when I saw Xu Moqiu, I immediately stretched my face: "Teacher Xu, you don't go to stand in front of your class, what are you doing here?"

Everywhere he goes, he can't get along with himself, as if he had dug up his ancestral grave.

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "What can you do here? Of course, it is to solve the first major problem in life, do you think you will come in to eat and drink like you?"

Liao flicked his sleeves: "Hmph! Covered in the smell of smoke, the sacred campus is polluted by people like you!"

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you neurotics, you can eat slowly by yourself. Xu Moqiu spat Xingzi, turned around and left in a dashing manner.

Looking at Xu Moqiu's back, Liao Yibao gritted his teeth and said, "Wait, one day, I will expel you scum from the teaching team!"

Returning to the front of the class team, I waited for more than half an hour, it could be regarded as the turn of the first year of high school, but I didn't know which tendon was wrong with these people, starting from the thirteenth class, and entered backwards.

Xu Moqiu cursed secretly in his heart: "Why don't you eat upside down? ”

I have to mention that the first (13th) class of high school, under the leadership of Gao Yuanjun, really collectively pretended to be zombies! After taking off the school uniform, he revealed a zombie makeup, and in order to surprise everyone, the hat or something had already been sent to hide in the forest next to the runway.

The appearance is quite professional, the only fly in the ointment is that a group of people have barely practiced, jumping up and down in a disorderly manner, you go up and down in a mess, and even a certain unlucky guy accidentally tripped his left foot and fell to the ground with his right foot, and then there was a chain reaction, just walked to the side of the rostrum, and before the slogan could be shouted, a large piece fell down in an instant, and he suddenly wailed.

The audience had already burst into laughter, and Gao Yuanjun himself was not spared from this accident, and he was suddenly ashamed, and returned to his position with a group of his zombie babies in embarrassment. In his heart, he had already scolded Xu Moqiu, who had given him a bad idea.

can be regarded as his turn to appear, Xu Moqiu is nervous and scared, of course, the most is excited, the mood is the same as the first time he came on stage to receive the award certificate when he was a child, took a deep breath, and said to the students behind him: "Are you ready?"

The voice was uniform, piercing the sky: "It's okay!"

With the help of Qin Mengyan and Michelle, the props were soon moved up, and they were all wheelbarrows!

Xu Moqiu chose one casually, tried to ride it, and said, "I haven't played with this thing for too long, and it's a little rusty." ”

Zhao Yaru, who was holding the class sign, said worriedly: "Teacher, don't hold us back! Otherwise, they will surprise you in every class in the future!"

"Don't worry, teacher, I have been walking the rivers and lakes for decades, and controlling this thing is a piece of cake!

Soon the fourth class walked past the rostrum and returned to their places.

Xu Moqiu, dressed in a security uniform, wearing sunglasses, stepped on a wheelbarrow and took the lead, like a national leader inspecting the work, constantly waving around. A smug smile was on his face.

"The next thing that appeared in front of everyone was the first (3) class of high school, known as the 'Hell Class'! Oh Mai Ka! You see, under the leadership of this security guard, they actually rode a wheelbarrow into the venue! Oh my God! It's crazy! I suggest contacting the crematorium immediately, otherwise what if there is a car accident? Look at what they are wearing? It's really spicy!"

Xu Moqiu looked at the male host on the stage with his hair combed in the middle, and looked unhappy: "Mom, which class is this hair? ”

Niu Gangmen said angrily: "Teacher, I'll take someone to block him after school!"

"Just educate yourself properly, and try to outwit yourself. Let him know that he can't be treated differently as a man. Again, let's not cause trouble, but we're not afraid of it. Since he embarrassed us, sanctions must be accepted. All right!

A group of people cheered as if they were doing acrobatics. Liao Yibao stood on the rostrum and said with a displeased face: "Nonsense! It's just nonsense! This is a sacred campus, not a circus! Encourage unhealthy tendencies! It is completely ruining the school spirit!"

Xie Chayao, a member of the board of directors, squinted his eyes and said, "Xiao Liao seems to have a lot of prejudice against Teacher Xu!"

"Director Xie, it's not that I have a prejudice against him, the key is what do you see what he usually do......es?

Secretary Xu interrupted, "Is there anything wrong with this? The other classes can't even walk neatly, you look at them again!"

The whole team is in order, no one is left behind, and no one is ahead of the curve. You can imagine how difficult it is to do this step on a unicycle.

Xie Chayao also nodded again and again: "If you want to reach this point, you can't achieve it overnight, and they must have paid a lot for it." ”

"The third squad has a thick skin, and the bullets can't penetrate it. is ruthless and hot-handed, and everyone is afraid. The mana is even more boundless, and sooner or later you will become an immortal!" The slogan was even louder, shaking Liao's eardrums numb.

Listening to this slogan, Liao Yibao scolded in his heart: Only people like you can afford such a vulgar slogan!

Came to the rostrum, under the leadership of Xu Moqiu, there was a "crunch", and they stopped in unison, and then saluted to the rostrum, the girls saluted in unison, and the boys in women's clothes threw a flying kiss to the stage in unison.

The audience burst into screams.

Liao Yibao was angry: "Insult Sven, insult Sven! Principal Wang, look at it! He ......."

Wang Mufang smiled: "Haha! Actually, I think Teacher Xu is very creative!"

Secretary Xu also said: "President Wang is right, now that the times are advancing, our thinking cannot stand still! Vice President Liao, I think your thinking is too old-fashioned, you should try to accept some new things." ”

Xie Chayao nodded again and again: "I think Xiao Xu's class is still good, although I heard that their grades are a little unsatisfactory, but it can be seen from their team that the cohesion and collective sense of honor of this class are stronger than other classes!"

Liao Yibao was angry, and he didn't know how many people this little white face surnamed Xu had hooked up with, why did a woman help him speak?