Preserved eggs: "Mortals are big, are you here?I'm a beautiful girl~~~"

Mortal: "You slut, don't learn from PDD, that slutty pig is good at fighting?"

Preserved Egg: "Secretly tell you an inside message, a new round of anti-pornography and non-clean Internet operations are about to begin." Zhu Ye was supposed to be sold by the website as a typical example. ”

Mortal: "Cleaning the net, isn't it just a random sweep of two books to go out on the street, and then there is no fire book!"

Preserved eggs: "This time it's different! This time it's a big cleaning of online articles! Whether you are a fire book or a non-popular book, as long as there is a forbidden word, you must seal the book first, and then talk about revision."

It's over, and it doesn't necessarily have to be released for you. ”

Mortal: "Is it that serious?"

Preserved Egg: "You know the website god Mr. Dongguo, right? His first book is just a little ambiguous, but it is also a book first.

This product is lazy enough, I don't know how to modify it, and I don't care if I seal the book.

But Zhu Ye is different, his book is so yellow that it has gone beyond the ambiguous boundary and straight to the boundary of the rhubarb text. ”

Mortal: "It's so mad! I must see him with judgmental eyes!"

Preserved Egg: "...... (Three sweaty emojis)"

With the eyes of judgment, Lu Yifan opened the address of Zhu Ye's "Criminal Police Wife", which had not yet been sealed.

Click in and read a few chapters, and from the first chapter, this product began to describe the process of popping in great detail!

The hero and heroine seem to have taken the same aphrodisiac (harmony) medicine, and even the dialogue is very special.

But that's not the point!

The point is that the plot is so strange that even Lu Yifan, a rhubarb lover, wants to complain!

The male protagonist and his wife are both criminal policemen, and the woman was caught by the bad guys when she was bait and fished for the bad guys, and she was **** by the bad guys, and she also uploaded the video to the Internet.

Then the actor carefully found that when his wife was played with in various ways in the video, the rhythm of the contraction of the lower body was very special, and it was found that it was in the form of Morse code.

So he overcame the great pain in his heart, watched the video carefully, and deciphered the message transmitted by his wife, which was the address where he was being held. Lead people to solve the case smoothly.

"Is Morse code used like this? Is this a human telegraph? This plot ...... It's amazing!" Lu Yifan said in a sweat.

Sure enough, the day after the preserved egg told him the inside news, Zhu Ye's was directly criticized by the Ministry of Internet Culture as a typical fight!

Major media outlets have also followed up on the matter.

Netizens were shocked to hear that there was such a wonderful book, and they all came to watch.

As a result, "Morse code" has become a new generation of ridicule for the **, used to refer to "green hat".

"Watch out for your girlfriend sending you Morse code!"

The meaning of this phrase is to be careful that your girlfriend cuckolds you.

And the intensity of this net cleaning operation is far beyond Lu Yifan's imagination.

More than one million books on Penguin Literature Network have been directly sealed, and only a few hundred thousand are left.

"The area below the neck cannot be described. ”

It has become a ridiculous sentence in the author's circle.

And Lu Yifan, because he writes fantasy, has no such worries at all.

But for the Ministry of Internet Culture's frenzied net cleaning action, Lu Yifan, as a great god, opened a single chapter and wrote two clips that made the online literature industry ridicule the gods, to ridicule the net cleaning action.

Title: Can't be described

Content:

Leng Aolong smiled evilly, and used the undescriptible parts below the neck to separate the undescriptible parts below Su Hanyan's neck. Su Hanyan shook his head tremblingly: "No, no, I can't ...... it."

Where would Leng Aolong listen, he deliberately rubbed the undescribable parts below Su Hanyan's neck with the undescribable parts below his neck, and put his lips close to his ear, saying: "You can't say it, your body wants it very much, you see, the undescribable parts below your neck are already so indescribable." ”

Su Hanyan was full of shame and indignation, and was about to open his mouth to refute, but Leng Aolong didn't give him this opportunity. Leng Aolong stepped forward fiercely, and the parts below the neck that could not be described could not be described into the parts below the neck that could not be described!

Su Hanyan bit his lip tightly, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, he didn't want to make a sound, and before he could breathe steadily, the other party's indescribable parts below his neck had been heavily undescribeable in the indescribable parts below his neck......

"Damn, I can't describe the whole person!!"

"233333, worthy of being a mortal god!

"This net cleaning operation has indeed passed, and if it is written like this in the future, it can only be imagined by the readers. ”

"I'll obey you without helping!"

"Mortal great, if you can come back to be more godly, I will reward you with a diamond alliance master!"

If this was said by someone else, netizens would have the right to treat it as a joke.

But this is said by the first local tyrant in penguin literature, shining in the starry sky!

It's different!

He speaks like a man, as long as he can satisfy this kind of local tyrant, a Diamond Alliance owner will really give a reward!

Since the establishment of the Penguin Literature Network, no one has ever spent a million to reward the Diamond League leader.

In order to build momentum for his "Breaking the Sky", and to make the IP value of his book higher, Lu Yifan didn't say a word, and posted directly!

Title: Building Harmonious Socialism

Content:

Midnight. on the bed.

"...... you?" the elder brother was about to say something, but a jade hand covered his mouth.

"Boom......" The younger sister put her head to her brother's ear and whispered, "Brother...... Family...... People want to ...... with you Together...... Building Socialism with Chinese Characteristics ......"

He only felt a sense of social responsibility and national belonging rushing to his head, so his hands began to unconsciously implement the great policy of reform and opening up on his sister's thin pajamas, firmly grasping one center and two basic points, stimulating consumption and expanding domestic demand, and letting all the sources of wealth creation flow......

"Ah...... Yes...... Not there...... My core values of socialism...... ...... is missing."

Before the words fell, my brother's high-speed GDP growth had already begun socialist modernization in the special economic zones, thoroughly implemented the important thinking of the "three represents," promoted economic and social development with a people-oriented approach, grasped the main line around the main theme, comprehensively raised the level of an open economy, adhered to the strategy of combining "bringing in" and "going out," optimized the structure, expanded the depth, and greatly promoted the development of the social productive forces.

The younger sister has introduced a new contractionary fiscal policy to alleviate inflation in light of specific national conditions, absorbing a large amount of social liquidity and achieving remarkable results......

(End of chapter)