After the little fat man heard this in the crowd, he really couldn't help it. I wanted to say something but was blocked by Yun Buregret, after all, this is a speech between the elders, and if they interject as juniors, they are obviously too ignorant. Obviously, the little fat man also understood this truth, so Yun did not regret it, and after blocking him, he stopped saying a word. However, the other party is aggressive, if you don't do something, you can't get over it.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, elders, please let me go, I can't hold it back, I want to fart. ”

Don't really talk about the little fat man, as soon as he said this, he was suddenly opened, and then the little fat man rushed directly to the edge of the flying boat as soon as he dared to see it. Immediately after aiming at the direction of the Heavenly Sword Gate, with a pinch of his tail, a stinky fart was released. However, the little fat man also felt that the other party's mouth was too smelly, and he might not be able to solve it with one fart, so he simply put two more Luo Quan farts.

As soon as he finished this fart, he slipped away and ran into the crowd, the little fat man didn't want to be a bird, he didn't want to be remembered by these people for his appearance. Obviously, these many disciples also understood his thoughts, as soon as the little fat man came back, everyone instantly blocked this tomb robbery again, so that those people in the Heavenly Sword Gate didn't notice what was going on at all, and they felt a puff of black smoke directly rushing towards them.

"What is that? Do they dare to attack first?" When the Heavenly Sword Gate saw a puff of black smoke floating directly over, they were all a little frightened.

The elder of the Heavenly Sword Sect stood there calmly and waved his hand: "Don't worry, if they dare to attack, the guardians here will directly break him into pieces." I wish it was a means of attack. ”

"Elder, do you see that there is poison in this black smoke?"

"With our physical fitness, are we still afraid of some toxins from him? ”

Almost as soon as these words fell, the puff of black smoke enveloped their entire ship. Immediately after that, the next second, I saw hundreds of people in the spaceship, running outside at a super fast speed. And the speed of running is called a fast while running out, and some people are coughing.

Because they finally know what this thing is, and they finally know why the disciple pouted his ass just now, it turns out that this is a fucking fart.

Thick black smoke, stinky farts suspended there for a long time. It wasn't until a moment later that the black smoke slowly cleared. At this time, not only the people of the Imperial Sword Sect, but also the people of the Heavenly Sword Sect, as well as the people of other sects, all looked in the direction where the black smoke had gathered. But then everyone didn't need to be shocked, and the crystal spaceship that was used when they heard the door was gone.

You must know that almost everyone stared at the black smoke and their eyes didn't move, why did the spaceship disappear all of a sudden, could it be that it was shattered by this fart? . But even if it's broken, there should be some residue left.

"Who stole our crystal ship?"

The elder who heard the door suddenly saw that the crystal spaceship built by his own sect with a lot of money disappeared if he said no, and he was standing there angrily and roaring. It's a pity that the elders of the many sects around here also have a hint of surprise in their eyes. I heard that the mood is here, in the black fog, everyone will not use their divine sense to watch. After all, no one has that penchant for going to fart.

But everyone's eyes are still there, and they can clearly see that no one has entered the black mist, let alone who can get into that kind of stinky fart. After entering, you have to quietly take away the things, which is completely impossible, after all, there are countless masters in the past 4 weeks, who can do this?

There have also been attempts to use the Invisibility Suit or introduce the Void, but this is not true at all. Under the gaze of countless masters, it is impossible to do this. That's not right, that's not right, but the ship is gone. If you want to say that your heart is not shocked, how can it be?

At this great reward, a heavily armed general in charge of the guard waited for us, followed by hundreds of soldiers, each in armor and with a sword in his hand. Don't look at these people as just generals and soldiers, but that cultivation is really not weak. The general is a master of the Divine Realm, and even those soldiers are all emperor-level masters.

It is conceivable that after such a force came over, it was originally meant that many sects all stopped in an instant. No one knows better than them what this force means. If you really annoy them, then you are unlucky.

"What's the hell, is this a place for you to make a fuss?"

The general was riding a unicorn under him, and when he came to the crowd, the unicorn stopped, and he asked angrily.

"It's not me shouting here, General, it's that our crystal ship is gone. ”

"Tell me what's going on?"

"Just now, a disciple of the Imperial Sword Sect actually launched an attack on us. In order not to cause even more chaos, we simply abandoned the ship. But who would have thought that when the aftermath of the attack had passed, our ship would be gone. ”

After hearing this, the general turned his gaze directly to the Imperial Sword Sect: "Is that so?"

"Returning to the general, this is not the case. No one has launched an attack on the people of the Heavenly Sword Sect, and as for saying that no one says that we attack them every day, this is pure slander and nonsense. ”

"In that case, what was the matter with that puff of black smoke just now?"

"May I ask the generals to eat whole grains, isn't it considered a fart? ”

"It's a little indecent, but it's human. ”

"Thank you for your understanding, the fact is exactly that, today it was my disciple who farted outside. Originally, my disciples didn't want to fart in this direction, but in the other direction, they were all from the Jade Maiden Sect. The disciple of my family was born with pity for the jade, he didn't want to fart at those girls, he felt that it was rude, so he could only run out of this direction, after all, there were fewer women in this direction. ”

"And everyone is a man, and it's not a big deal to eat a fart. ”

"What you said, the black energy that was so fierce just now turned out to be a fart, in that case, you let him put another one for me to see. ”

In desperation, the little fat man walked out of the crowd with a big lid and covered his head tightly, for fear that others would see what he looked like. After burying it outside, he pouted his ass and let out another fart, this time everyone was concentrating, and everyone could see it clearly.

Then everyone has determined that it was really P before. And the general was standing there and waiting calmly, but when this group passed by him, he ran away. After running out of Xu Yuan, he stopped, then let out a long breath and said a sentence casually: "Grandma's, this fart is ugly." ”

Many people were a little embarrassed by the general's words, but they can also be sure of it. That is, it was indeed a fart just now, although this fart is different, it can only be said that the reason for this human physique is not the attack power. I haven't heard anyone say it, and because of this, what the Heavenly Swords said is naturally not true.

But here's the question, how can the other party's crystal spaceship say that it's gone?

"This is indeed what General Fart has tried personally, and it is definitely not a means of attack, as for why your spaceship disappeared, my brother has another cause. ”

"I want to ask you something, you also feel a heat in my fart, and that's because I'm a fire attribute. You said that his so-called crystal spaceship was actually made of ice. And it's also temporarily condensed, and it melts when it encounters the heat of the fire attribute. ”

After everyone heard this, they thought about it carefully, it was really possible, the people of the Heavenly Sword Gate wanted to lose face and suffer the crime, maybe they deliberately condensed a crystal warship with ice when they were outside, and then insisted that they were crystal, anyway, they couldn't tell the difference between crystal and ice, what was going on?

"I'm a crystal ship, not made of ice. ”

Yun Buregret laughed in the crowd of the Imperial Sword Sect, and Gao Sheng said, "The elders of the Heavenly Sword Sect said that their crystal warship is made of ice. ”

"Fart, our crystal ships aren't made of ice. ”

"The elders of the Heavenly Sword Gate said that their crystal warship can be done with soldiers with a fart. ”

"Bastard, our crystal ships are made of ice. ”

This time Yun did not regret that it did not end, but everyone cast their eyes on the past The elders of the Heavenly Sword Sect also found that they had made a mistake, and when they were about to change it, the general just snorted.

"Are you willing to show off and go back to show off, what kind of place is this? Is this a place for you to show off? It's just a matter of getting ice and making a crystal warship, and you can't afford to use this kind of thing to fight others?"

The Great Elder of the Heavenly Sword Sect was so angry that he was trembling all over, but he couldn't argue. After all, you say who stole this thing, you always have to have an explanation. What's more, how could it be possible to do this under the gaze of everyone. Even now he wondered if it was someone else in their crowd who had done it. Or rather, the one who stole the crystal warship was their insider.

Because except for insiders who have access to this crystal warship, outsiders simply can't do it. In fact, it was not only him who had this thought, but everyone present. In particular, everyone suspected that the last person to run out of this spaceship was the murderer nine times out of ten, but he didn't care about himself.