"A child should be like this, and the reason why he keeps a little face all day long is because he knows too many things, and he can't let go of his face to be an ignorant child. ”

"And the reason why he returned to the state of a child after getting on the rocking car is because no matter how smart he is, his body is still a child after all!!"

After explaining a few words to Zhang Junlong with a smile, the glasses teacher pointed to a coffee shop not far away and said to him, "That's the café over there, do you want you to buy coffee over there, or do I want to buy coffee over there?"

"I'll go, I'll go, I'm a policeman, I often have training, you were a teacher and walked with me for an afternoon, and now I'm definitely tired, so I'll go." Hearing the words of the glasses teacher, Zhang Junlong immediately smiled and said that he had good physical strength and should go to buy coffee by himself, and after he spoke, he went directly to buy coffee.

"Yes, I also know that I will be tired after walking all afternoon, if I was asked to buy coffee just now, I will ignore him in the future, I am not uncommon to be handsome, hum. ”

After a little tsundere in his heart, the glasses teacher turned to look at the little boy who was playing crazy on the rocking car and asked, "Hey, little guy, what do you think of this Zhang Junlong, I mean if he is my boyfriend, is it appropriate?"

"You're a girl, so you have to stick to it a little bit, and remember, the easier it is to get something, the less people will value you.

Don't promise him any pursuit within three months, and if he still insists after three months, then promise him. ”

The little boy who was giggling and playing with the rocking cart heard the words of the glasses teacher and pressed the pause to answer the eyes teacher's words.

After answering, he immediately pressed start and continued to play.

Hearing the little boy's words, the glasses teacher first touched his chin, and then said slightly shyly, "That, I'm a little messy now, I'm afraid that as soon as he confesses, I will directly short circuit the cranial nerves and agree to him....

"Uncle Zhang confessed to you, I'm not worried about this, because he is a steady person, he won't take the risk of confessing to you in a month or two, what I'm worried about now is that the teacher can't help but confess to him first...... Faced with the shyness of the glasses teacher, the little boy directly scolded him back.

was scolded by the little boy, and the glasses teacher was not angry, but after rolling his eyes, he pouted at the little boy and said, "Anyway, let you be a five-year-old kid to be my love mentor, am I carried away by love?"

However, how do you know so much when you are only five years old, and the teacher your father hired for you, in addition to teaching you knowledge, did he also teach you these things of love and love?"

"No, they just wanted to teach me to be an emotionless business genius, and they didn't teach me these things about love and love.

And the reason why I know these things is because I have watched a lot of urban romance movies, and if you watch more romance movies, you will also understand love. I didn't want to answer why I understood love, so the little boy directly pulled an urban romance movie to take the blame.

"What kind of romance movies to watch at a young age, you can only watch cartoons in the future, and you are not allowed to watch those urban romance movies that are not suitable for children, otherwise when you grow up, you will have no expectations for love. After being educated by the little boy, the glasses teacher finally found a way to fight back against the little boy, that is, he was not allowed to watch urban romantic dramas in the future.

"If you don't play, you don't have the passion you had at the beginning, teacher, the coins will be returned to you. ”

After playing with two coins, the little boy directly ended the rocking car, walked down from it and looked at the glasses teacher and said, "I used to be bored to watch it, but now I don't look at that thing, that thing is produced by the brain, and if you see too much, you will be brain-dead..." ”

"Why don't you play, are you hungry, then you wait a minute, wait a minute, your Uncle Zhang will come back from shopping." Hearing the little boy say that he would not play, the glasses teacher reached out and took his remaining coins and put them up, and wiped his sweat with a tissue and asked with a smile.

After arrogantly tilting his little head and asking the glasses teacher to help wipe the sweat away, the little boy walked to the stairs next to the glasses teacher and sat down, and smiled happily: "Teacher, do you want me to teach you how to fall in love?"

"Let's go... You go away, what do you know, little brat, what do you teach me, do you talk about love yourself, can you go talk about it and show me?"

"Who wouldn't fall in love, and you let me fall in love with a five-year-old child, can you be reliable, I don't call it early love, I'm just ...... It's okay to fall in love with a child!!

And I'm a five-year-old child, you don't forbid me to fall in love, you even encourage me to fall in love, how do you become a teacher, do you still have a little morality to be a teacher?"

In the face of the little boy's anger, the glasses teacher directly rolled his eyes and said with a disgusted face, "I'm a kindergarten caretaker, just a life teacher who is responsible for watching you and not letting you run around or fight, and I'm very moral to others, as for you, sorry, no." ”

"Look down on me, think I don't talk about love, right, you wait for me, hum!!"

After a few words of reply to the glasses teacher, the little boy ran towards the position of the slide in the riverside park with his short legs.

Then, the little boy walked directly in front of a young lady who was playing with sand, and said to her with a smile on his face, "Sister, sister, I can do magic, do you want to see it?"

Maybe it's because women like handsome guys, it's because of their nature.

The young lady, who was a few years older than the little boy, saw the cute little boy coming to play with her, so she immediately nodded with a smile and replied, "Okay." ”

"Close your eyes!!" After hearing the young lady's answer, the little boy directly asked the young lady to close her eyes.

And just when the young lady closed her eyes, the little boy directly leaned in and kissed the young lady with a wicked smile.

was kissed by the little boy, the little sister was not angry, but looked at the little boy with a happy face and laughed, no matter how you look at that smile, there is something similar to the heart of the heart.

However, the young lady didn't say anything, but the young lady's mother who was not far away stopped doing it, and a young woman came directly and asked the little boy with a displeased face, "Alas, alas.... Why, whose child are you?"

"Auntie, I'm sorry!!" The little boy hurriedly lowered his little head and apologized to the young woman with an embarrassed face.

In the face of the little boy's apology, the young woman still said with an unhappy face, "You have kissed our family's face, and you still have the face to call me aunt?"

"Mom!" Facing the young woman's unhappy face, the little boy was slightly embarrassed after thinking about it, and tentatively called out to the young woman Mom.

"!!!!"

Hearing the little boy call her mother directly, the young woman was so frightened that she almost burst into foul language, and then felt that she really couldn't continue to communicate with this shameless little boy, so the young woman hurriedly took her daughter and slipped away.

The glasses teacher, who followed the little boy not far away, was directly dumbfounded when he saw this scene in front of him;