Chapter 20: Brother NB!
When the off-road vehicle hit the road again, Gu Lang, who was sitting in the driver's seat on the right, had a red mark on his face, and two balls of paper stuffed in his nostrils, hmm...... Wang Ping kicked it.
At this time, Gu Laosan's mouth kept muttering quietly, his voice was muffled, his expression was unhappy, but his tone was cowardly, and the contradictory temperament was strangely fused together, which made Wang Ping want to laugh.
When he was by the river before, Wang Ping still couldn't hold back, and when Gu Lang was squatting down to eat noodles, he flew up and kicked him in the face.
The reason is naturally because of the word "circus".
At first, Wang Ping didn't react, but later Gu Lang wiped the inside and out of the off-road vehicle, and when he squatted next to the fire and was about to eat noodles, he said again: "By the way, what did you perform in the circus before?
At first, Wang Ping thought that he had heard it wrong, but this time it was true.
Circus? I drill your uncle!
There is no doubt that someone who doesn't dare to come hard starts scolding people around the corner, right? Is this mocking himself for being like a monkey in a circus, only showing foreign appearances?
Wang Ping, who was already extremely sensitive to his current identity and had a "big ocean appearance" in front of the camera, had no place to be angry, so Gu Laosan sent it to the door by himself.
Gu Lang finally finished the bowl of noodles crying, because Wang Ping's kick happened to kick him in the nose.
"If you don't let me say it, I won't say it...... And beating people......"
"With such a bad temper, who can stand your ......"
"I didn't mean to mention it, it's too sensitive to ......"
"I'll ask later, I'm ......"
Along the way, Gu Lang kept thinking about it in pieces, but he didn't dare to say it too loudly, for fear that if he didn't say that sentence well, he would "come out of his mouth" again.
However, he has been unhappy, probably not noticing that this time on the route Wang Ping pointed out to him, there were fewer and fewer animals encountered. When I came all the way before, I could still see animals passing by from time to time. I also encountered groups of big guys such as zebras walking around the corner. But this time to the west, even a groundhog is rare.
It's a pity that Gu Laosan's attention at this time is not on this at all.
Gu Lang swore that he was just casually teasing at that time. After all, he didn't expect Wang Ping to really answer his question.
But Wang Ping not only answered him with actions, but also answered very hard.
From this point of view, Wang Ping's vocabulary as an animal is indeed a bit excessive. made Gu Lang not even dare to mumble too loudly now, for fear of saying some sensitive keywords.
Wang Ping heard a general idea from Gu Lang's intermittent complaints, and then he was stunned by the imagination of this product.
This oolong kick, Gu Laosan was absolutely unjust. This thing actually thinks that he and Xiaohua are battered animals who escaped from the circus?
No wonder someone looked at him so weirdly before, Wang Ping thought it was because he had behaved somewhere, and after a long time, it was this guy who was making his own feelings.
It can also be seen that this thing's heart is not bad, at least he knows how to sympathize with those abused animals.
"But this guy's cranky story is a good excuse. emmm… The logic is smooth, and the design of the cause and effect is quite reasonable......" Wang Ping leaned on the co-pilot's seat, tilting his head to think.
Could it be that this guy was specially sent by God to be his little brother? I was worried that I couldn't hide my behavior, so I took the initiative to think about it for myself. In other words, the protagonist in the online novel will have a golden finger after encountering this kind of rebirth-like drama. Dude's golden finger, shouldn't it be this product?
Glancing at Gu Lang with some disgust, Wang Ping was disappointed.
"Hmm...... Be nice to this in the future......"
Wang Ping was distracted, and Gu Lang suddenly stepped on the brakes suddenly. Unguarded, Wang Ping and Xiaohua, who was lying in the back seat, both fell off their seats and fell to the floor.
"Roar!"
Xiaohua probably hit the wound on her hind leg and fluttered violently. However, because the carriage was too cramped, I struggled a little before I climbed back into my seat. Then he looked around blankly, with a confused expression on his face that had just woken up.
Wang Ping was no better than it, he had just been hit on the head, and the whole thing fell upside down under the seat, and he fell into a mess.
Shaking his head in a daze, and was about to lose his temper, he saw Gu Lang hurriedly open the car door and jump down.
"Damn!
Gu Lang didn't know where this was, but Wang Ping knew. Right now, I just drove the car into the territory of the lions, and getting out of the car at this time is definitely a big death.
Why is it that it is repeated teachings!
Wang Ping hurriedly jumped on the dashboard and ran to the hood in front of him, wanting to see what kind of nerves Gu Laosan had. Then, in a cold sweat, Wang Ping saw Gu Lang pick up a small animal with an earthy yellow body and a body length of less than half a meter from the grass in front of the car.
Gu Lang lifted the little guy up, looked back and forth, and found that there was no wound, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Hearing a noise in the car, he turned his head and saw Wang Ping standing on the hood, and immediately smiled: "Look, it's good that I have sharp eyes, otherwise I would have crashed." It would be too unjust to be hit by a car in such a large wilderness...... Anyway, is this a little wild dog? It's cute!"
God's little wild dog!
The white hair on the top of Wang Ping's head is about to explode. If it weren't for the wrong occasion, he would definitely give Gu Lang a thumbs up at this moment, and shout "Brother NB!" It's not a joke, it's absolutely sincere!
Dare to judge the little lion in the territory of the lion group, except for NB, Wang Ping really can't find any other adjectives.
"Roar!"
"Roar!"
At this time, Xiaohua in the carriage suddenly roared wildly, with a poignant warning in her voice.
Wang Ping was shocked, and at the same time alert. At this time, the benefits of being an animal were manifested, and his keen senses told him that there was an extremely dangerous creature approaching in the grass. If Gu Laosan doesn't run away quickly, the probability of becoming a mosaic will be as high as 99%, and the remaining 1% is not afraid that he will be proud, but that he will not even leave a mosaic.
Not ashamed, Wang Ping hurriedly shouted in the direction of Gu Lang.
"Whew!"
"it!"
First Xiaohua, then Wang Ping, Gu Lang was directly frightened by the sudden roars of these two birds. I didn't know that these two puppies who picked up for Mao reacted so much.
Not only him, but even the one in the grass was stunned by Wang Ping's voice.
This lion dared to swear by the life of his son, and with this cry, it was definitely not a native animal!
But it's right to think about it, who of the native animals would come running around when they are full of food and playing with their son in front of them?
Gu Lang originally wanted to pretend to be with Wang Ping. After all, no matter how you say it, being able to save this puppy is all the credit of him Gu Lang. When the time comes, you can also say with righteous words that my brother is also a person who loves animals! Don't be so stubborn as you go!
But just after Wang Ping roared out that voice, Gu Lang's brain gradually cleared up, and his little heart began to beat wildly.
What kind of place is this? Even if there are dogs on the prairie, it shouldn't look like this, right? It's like a lion cub. emmm… By the way, what family are lions, felines or canines?
Gu Laosan's brain spun fast at this moment, perfectly interpreting what is called time and space interlacing. After being stunned for less than two seconds, Gu Lang, whose thinking had already flown out of 108,000 miles, seemed to suddenly touch the electric door, and threw the little lion in his arms out with a "Mom", turned around and ran into the car.
"Roar!"
At this time, an African lioness weighing at least more than 100 kilograms pounced out of the grass and pounced on Gu Lang's position just now.
Looking at her son who flew down into the grass in a parabola in front of her eyes, the lioness's eyes were red, and her claws slapped directly at Gu Lang. If this claw is filmed, Gu Laosan will be renamed Gu Yituo. However, just when the lion's claw came over immediately after, Gu Lang had already closed the car door with a hand speed that made Wang Ping stunned, and stepped on the accelerator.
Wang Ping dared to pat his chest and affirmed that Gu Lang's stress reaction was definitely different from that of a normal person. At that moment, the agility of this creature was simply ferocious, more exaggerated than that of a person with professional military training like him. So much so that even Wang Ping didn't react, Gu Lang had already started the car and ran away.
Just when Xiaohua felt a huge threat and couldn't help but want to pounce out, the off-road vehicle roared and ran out.
Wang Ping was thrown back into the carriage directly because of inertia, collided with Xiaohua who was probe, and rolled down on the back seat together.
"Roar!"
Behind the car, the unrelenting lioness had already chased after her.
Spicy next door, where did a group of neuropaths come from? After bullying his son, he wants to run?