[52] Good stuff
Taishang Laojun came to the Dan furnace, his expression became extremely serious, and he had already made up his mind in his heart: this time, he must practice the best pill!
Well, I have to say that the dignified Taishang Laojun is really too sad and Yang Xiaotian wants the ammunition, but this is also a helpless thing, although such a scene looks very incredible, but it is normal for him to think about it carefully, because what Yang Xiaotian can provide him is really a good treasure that Taishang Laojun has never seen, never obtained, and never experienced, for him, it is far more precious than the ammunition it refines.
Although from the perspective of our modern people, the things that Shen Yang Xiaotian gave him are not worth anything at all, and compared to the ammunition he exchanged for Taishang Laojun, it is not a fart at all, but from the perspective of Taishang Laojun, it is not the same at all.
Even Taishang Laojun felt that he still took advantage of it, because this is the impact of the information gap, who let Lao Jun need what Yang Xiaotian has in his hands, and he doesn't have any other channels to get it.
In this way, the value of what Yang Xiaotian can give him is naturally rising, and what he Taishang Laojun gave Yang Xiaotian, Yang Xiaotian can also get from other immortals, so his ammunition is destined to be incomparable to the value of what Yang Xiaotian gave him.
In this way, the dignified Taishang Laojun could only feel that he had taken a big advantage, and then tried his best to refine the ammunition that the foreign pharmacy wanted.
What Yang Xiaotian didn't know was that in the near future, Heavenly Court would be like an earthquake, and it would be even more noisy than when Sun Wukong made a fuss in the sky.
Because Taishang Laojun refined a furnace of peerless medicine, and when all the immortals came to Taishang Laojun's mansion and were ready to exchange the heavy treasures on their bodies for a little bit of elixir, they were all rejected by Taishang Laojun!
Because at that time, Taishang Laojun gave him all the pills Yang Xiaotian!
Of course, that's all for later.
It can be seen from this that although the things provided by Yang Xiaotian are bad street goods on the earth, they are very hot in Tianjin.
At this time, Yang Xiaotian had already collected his mood, completely left Taishang Laojun behind, and contacted Chang'e.
"Sister Chang'e, how are you doing lately?
I suddenly remembered this passage. You see it or you don't see it, it's all there, you come or you don't come, it's all there. You love it or not, it's still there.
Just wait for one day, I will open the door and face the sea, and the spring flowers will bloom. ”
After receiving Yang Xiaotian's drifting bottle, Chang'e immediately jumped up from a jade bed, and after seeing the content of Yang Xiaotian's drifting bottle, she was even more excited to dance.
These words are so sincere, they are full of a sad feeling, but there is a strong vitality in this sadness. What kind of person can say such poetic words, full of sorrow and full of sunshine?
Chang'e became more and more curious about Yang Xiaotian, is the Shangxian over there a handsome man with a jade tree in the wind?
Chang'e is a famous beauty in the heavenly court, and there are not too many people who want to pursue her. There are generals who are martial arts, there are immortals who are full of wealth, and there are all kinds of immortals who don't even dare to show their thoughts.
Therefore, Chang'e has seen many excellent immortals, but it is just ...... It's just that among so many immortals, none of them are interesting, they are either too direct, or there are too many curves. Either way, they have nothing to do with romance!
But now...... The current immortal, there seems to be no place in his whole body that is not romantic.
Especially this poem, it's so romantic, it suddenly evokes Chang'e's beautiful longing for love, which makes her heart very sweet, he really wants to see Yang Xiaotian's lineup now, and wants to know if this fairy is a handsome beautiful man.
Well, I have to say that Fairy Chang'e is also a person who looks at faces.
In fact, this is a very normal thing, what can a god do, a fairy is also a natural change from a person, and some aspects are the same as people, such as liking to look at faces.
Immediately, Chang'e hurriedly replied to Yang Xiaotian.
"I'm also looking forward to some stories happening to me, but life here is so boring, it's like a pool of stagnant water, and I can't afford to splash a wave. Probably, my life can only be so ordinary and mediocre. Hey......"
Compared with the life of the immortals, Chang'e couldn't help but sigh, she used to think that the wonderful life was not worth mentioning now, at least in front of the immortals.
Receiving the drifting bottle, Yang Xiaotian's eyes couldn't help but light up, the more boring Chang'e was, the richer the treasures he could get from Chang'e?
Well, if Sugar Candy Singing Fairy knew Yang Xiaotian's idea, he would definitely be depressed and find a piece of tofu and hit him headlong to death.
He was still in the Guanghan Palace, secretly fantasizing that Yang Xiaolian was a handsome and beautiful man, and what kind of romantic love story could he have with her in the future, but the two of them didn't have any of that kind at all, they all wanted to squeeze the treasure on him.
Let us observe a three-minute silence for singing.
After thinking about it, Yang Xiaotian threw another drifting bottle over.
"No one's life is full of novelty and joy at all times. Ordinary and even mediocre are a true portrayal of each and every one of us. But of course, this does not mean that our lives will be less wonderful because of this. Wonderful is never given to you by others.
We have feet to go anywhere, we have hands to create a lot. We have brains to think, we have eyes to see.
It's not that the world lacks beauty, it's that we don't explore it. Now, I want to give you something fresh. ”
After receiving the drifting bottle, Chang'e's good-looking eyes instantly widened again, and her heart beat violently, and she couldn't help but cover her chest with her hands.
How can this immortal bring himself a fresh and exciting feeling every time!
These poems are so brilliant that people can't help but feel excited when they read them.
Singing with emotion in his heart, he became more and more sure that Yang Xiaolian is definitely a very connotative person.
"What new things do you want to give me, Immortal of the Earth? ”
Chang'e couldn't wait to throw the drifting bottle over, the last time the immortal of this earth made him feel novel, so will there be more new and strange things this time?
Yang Xiaotian couldn't help but think, what kind of things do you need to make Chang'e's heart move? Jewelry and other things, probably Chang'e will not be rare, as a super beauty in the heavenly court, there are probably many immortals who have given her jewelry and treasures and other things.
Cosmetics? may not have been seen by Chang'e. But a fairy like Chang'e, who is naturally beautiful and is more beautiful than any woman without makeup, cosmetics don't seem to be of any use, right?
Suddenly, Yang Xiaotian's aura moved, and his eyes lit up, there are many things in the heavenly court that are not in the human world, but, but there must be many things in the human world that are not in the heavenly court?
To some extent, isn't the current Heavenly Court just as good as it was in ancient times?
Yang Xiaotian has read some time-traveling novels, in those time-traveling novels, when the male protagonist launches women's underwear, don't those women become obsessed with underwear like crazy?
"I don't know how your figure is? I want to give you a set of underwear, the best underwear. ”
Yang Xiaotian couldn't wait to throw the drifting bottle out.
Chang'e couldn't help but wonder.
"What is underwear? I'm sorry, I've never heard that word. I wonder if the Immortal can explain it to me?"
Yang Xiaotian couldn't help but pat his head violently, yes, since the Heavenly Court is like ancient times, how can there be underwear in the Heavenly Court, and how can Chang'e know what underwear is?
"Underwear is the clothes that are worn underneath. For girls, it has a good function of shaping the body. In other words, wearing underwear will make the girl's figure look more graceful and exquisite. ”
Chang'e's eyes lit up instantly, and she was full of curiosity about the so-called underwear. Every girl, even the goddess fairy, will be an exception, and she will never mind that it becomes more beautiful for her figure.
But soon, Chang'e couldn't help but have doubts, she had been in Heaven for so long, but she had never heard of anything that could make her figure better.
"Shangxian, what kind of underwear are you talking about? How can it make the body better? And what part of the body does it make better? Does it make people slimmer and taller?"
Yang Xiaotian was simply defeated by Chang'e's amazing brain hole, and subconsciously threw a drifting bottle out.
"Underwear doesn't make you taller! it just serves as a sculpting effect, keeping your chest firm and looking its best. ”
When this drifting bottle was thrown out, Yang Xiaotian couldn't help but regret it. I was so impulsive just now, how could I send this kind of information to Chang'e!
That's a real goddess, this kind of information with a little flirtatious flavor will definitely make Chang'e unhappy.
Yang Xiaotian couldn't help but feel apprehensive, his eyes were glued to his phone, but he didn't dare to send another message, for fear that he would say too much. If even Chang'e ignores herself, then where should she get the treasure?
But soon, Chang'e had already had a message back.
"Really, really there is such a good thing?"