Chapter 641: Firefighting Hero
Li Huachen looked like a peacemaker, blocking between the two groups: "Everyone, look at me, look at me, give me a face." Big brother, I'm really sorry, this is my wife'....... ”
Ouyang Ye just lacks heart and eyes, and he won't believe this kind of nonsense. Good guys, the three beauties are all your wives?
Li Huachen introduced in turn: "This is my eldest wife, second wife and little wife. ”
Photon made a straight face: "I'm not a little wife." ”
Li Huachen glared: "Didn't Xiao Si'er come with her, she wasn't there, you are the little wife." ”
Photon was still arguing, but the Yaochi Immortal pulled her, and Photon knew that the Yaochi Immortal must have a deep meaning, so he didn't argue again. It's Birou, when Li Huachen introduced her as his second wife, her face was flushed.
Li Huachen clenched his fists and arched his hands: "I'm sorry big brother, my wives are not fuel-efficient lamps, I told them not to fight, don't fight, but they always can't help it." Just because I always fight, I beat a lot of people who went to the string house I opened to tease them, so I couldn't do business, so I had to come to Xiliang to inspect the market. ”
Ouyang Ye smiled slightly: "Brother Huachen, you are really blessed, a boss who opens a string house, and he actually has four wives." ”
Li Huachen shook his head and sighed: "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, in my life, one is to like to eat skewers, and the other is to like to marry a wife." I'll tell you the truth, I actually have eight wives. ”
Chen Xiaodao said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense here, you think you are Tang Bohu!"
Ouyang Ye stopped Chen Xiaodao: "That's disrespectful to me." ”
"Nothing. Li Huachen said: "When I look at you, I know that you are a hero among heroes, a hero among heroes, you appreciate your face, and being able to let an ordinary person like me sit at a table with you really gives my little brother face." In the future, whenever you want to eat skewers, tell your brother that my brother can't do anything else, and the skewers are definitely this. ”
Chen Xiaodao was about to explode, and said in his heart that my master is so poor, I still have to find you to eat a skewer?
Li Huachen walked up to Hua Xiaoxi: "Big brother, are you okay?"
Hua Xiaoxi looked horrified: "You...... What are you going to do?"
"It's okay, I'll help you, alas, mom, this woman who is molesting a good family, why is she still flirting with her leg and lame? The middle leg is also lame, right? I'll help you take a look!"
"Get out of here!" Hua Xiaoxi's pronunciation was no longer clear, and he said angrily: "I am a member of the Seven Swords Sect, and the people of the Xiliang Royal Court are all friendly with us, so you dare to beat me." Go back and tell our helper, you're all dead!"
Li Huachen smiled: "Hey, it's okay, it's okay, don't be so excited, you don't have a big deal, it's just that your legs won't be able to walk in the future." ”
Chen Xiaodao's eyes widened, and he said in his heart, you really dare to say it. It's not a big deal, it's just that I won't be able to walk in the future, is this a small thing?
Chen Xiaodao approached Ouyang Ye: "Master, this group of people have different looks, strange behaviors, absurd words, and high-grade martial arts, and their origins must be unusual. ”
Li Huachen helped Hua Xiaoxi: "Slow down, slow down, don't worry, hey, don't worry." ”
Hua Xiaoxi gritted her teeth and secretly took the hidden weapon in her hand, wanting to plot against Li Huachen. Chen Xiaodao saw it at a glance, although he hated Li Huachen, but he hated this kind of behavior of hurting people with hidden arrows even more. was about to stop it immediately, but was stopped by Ouyang Ye.
Hua Xiaoxi was just about to plot against Li Huachen, but Li Huachen was careless, and a whole pot of boiling water on the stove was overturned and directly buckled on Hua Xiaoxi's crotch. Hua Xiaoxi screamed miserably, shouting non-stop.
Li Huachen hurriedly said: "Oh, what are you doing at this time, look at you, oops, it's over, this third leg is useless, do you have eight daughters-in-law?"
"No!What if there is!?"
"No, I think if you are a waste of that thing in the middle, I will take care of your eight daughters-in-law, I am kind. ”
"What a fart, get out of here!"
Hua Xiaoxi picked up a knife on the ground and slashed directly at Li Huachen's ankle, Li Huachen dodged, he directly cut over the leg of a table, and the vegetable oil from brushing the leg of mutton spilled directly on his crotch.
The Yaochi Immortal smiled slightly, flicked his fingers, and a piece of coals flew over again, falling directly into the right position, Hua Xiaoxi's hot crotch instantly burned, and the screams were endless.
Li Huachen saw it, oh mom, it's not okay if this is on fire. It was a kick to go up, and then it became a classic scene of Journey to the West, and the kicking and firefighting Dafa was officially staged.
Li Huachen was sweating profusely and full of energy.
"I'll trample you! I'll stomp you! I'll let you burn! I'll burn you! I'll stomp! I'll stomp! I'll stomp!
Hua Xiaoxi died in pain, and her voice was split.
Li Huachen jumped up and kicked down: "I'll step on you, step on you!"
The people around me looked stupid. Birou stared at the group of people beside Hua Xiaoxi who had their hands broken by Chen Xiaodao, and the Yaochi Immortals also stared at Ouyang Ye and Chen Xiaodao with a straight face. Photon covered his mouth and trembled with laughter.
Photon only knew at this time that Li Huachen was deliberate. deliberately showed weakness before, so that this villain pulled enough hatred value, and everyone in the room knew that this group of people was not good people. Now don't say that Li Huachen kicked him a few times, even if he really castrated him, everyone would only applaud secretly.
What's more, the Yaochi Immortals don't have to make a move.
Li Huachen was tired, and while sweating, he said: "In the movie, it was destroyed in a few feet, why is this so troublesome." ”
A waiter said timidly next to him: "Big brother, if you bring him a basin of water, it will be extinguished a long time ago." ”
Li Huachen was stunned: "Yes! Why didn't I think of it!"
Li Huachen picked up the overturned kettle and poured the remaining half pot of boiling water directly.
That thing, first scalded a crispy outside and tender inside, then burned the skin and opened the meat, and then brought half a pot of boiling water .......
Hua Xiaoxi screamed directly and fainted.
"Big brother, big brother!?" Li Huachen patted Hua Xiaoxi's face and turned around, "He won't die, right?"
Hua Xiaoxi's subordinates were all afraid of Ouyang Ye's master and apprentice, and no one dared to come up to stop them. But at this time, Hua Xiaoxi had fainted. A person finally stood up and plucked up the courage to say: "Your Excellency broke our tendons, and together with this group of people harmed our young master, do you dare to report your name? In the future, our Seven Swords Sect wants to find someone to explain, so that we can know who your name is." ”
Ouyang Ye smiled slightly: "Knife, you are in trouble, sign up." ”
Chen Xiaodao took a step forward: "Under Chen Xiaodao." You don't have to ask about my sect teacher, my hand tendon was broken by me, but this gentleman's son and grandson were done by the owner of the string house who inspected the market, and you can figure it out for me. If you want me to explain the law, go back and tell your helper, my Chen Xiaodao only has a sword, and there is no explanation. If I have to, I will be on this mountain before the Three Swords Saint Fights, just come to me. ”
"Okay! The man said, "Then we will take Gongzi back, don't break your word." ”
Chen Xiaodao glared: "Let your mother's fart! You are here to thousands of troops, and I won't run away." If you talk nonsense here, I'll leave your hands and feet here, and let you crawl back as earthworms!"
Those people really didn't dare to let go of a fart, and they were about to run away with Hua Xiaoxi.
"Wait. ”
Yaochi Immortal said with a straight face: "Wake him up and apologize to me." ”
This group is going crazy. People are like this, and they apologize!?What do I owe you!?I teased you a few words!?But now that the children and grandchildren are no longer human, and they will be intubated if they can't pee in the next life, do you still want him to apologize? Are you human?
The group also saw at this time that this woman was just like a goddess dancing with that Chen Xiaodao, relaxed and casual. Chen Xiaodao can take the right hand tendon of their battle with one sword, then this woman may be able to kill them directly.
The group hesitated again and again, and one of them stood up and clasped his fists:
"Girl, my young master is no longer human, continue to make things difficult, I'm afraid I can't say it, right?"
"I can't say it. Yaochi Immortal said: "I don't like to do things that make sense, apologize." If he doesn't apologize, this Chen Xiaodao will ask for your right hand, and I will abolish your left hand. ”
Li Huachen immediately said: "Go aside! This loser's daughter-in-law, do you have any sympathy, she has become a son and has become a third fat man, so don't give him a stick again." If you want someone's left hand, why don't you go to heaven?"
Li Huachen said with concern: "Everyone, this hand tendon is broken, hurry up and show me, I will help you pick up the ......." ”
The group of people shouted as if they had seen a ghost: "Get out of the way, get out of the way! I don't need you to see!
Photon smiled and his stomach hurt. The heart said that you "take care" of Hua Xiaoxi's means, they watched it, and dared you to let them take over the tendons? Isn't that looking for death? The most terrifying person here now is none other than you.
Yaochi Immortal made a straight face: "Master, are you helping me out?"
Li Huachen's eyes widened: "Eldest sister, am I not enough to help you get ahead?
"I don't care, if he doesn't apologize, he will leave his life, and none of these people will be able to leave. ”
Chen Xiaodaoxin said okay, hey, this girl is evil enough. I think I'm crazy enough, this girl is crazier than me! Master said that this battle is the day when I will make a name for myself, and after today, my name will spread all over the martial arts, and in the future, I will walk the rivers and lakes, and I will be majestic everywhere I go.
I haven't waited for me to become famous, so I have to memorize someone's name first.
Chen Xiaodao was very concerned about this woman whose strength seemed to be above him, and couldn't help but speak: "Dare to ask the girl's name, Hua Xiaodao knows who can catch my three swords today." ”
The Yaochi Immortal glanced at him, obviously not wanting to deal with him at all, and said lightly: "You are not worthy." ”
"What!?"
Li Huachen said helplessly: "It's not worth asking, it's not worth listening, it's not worth knowing." Oh, don't ask, I'm sick after asking, and she doesn't take you seriously at all. ”
Chen Xiaodao was immediately furious.