Island host, holding a large coconut.

Chrysanthemum faces the camera and begins to perform chrysanthemum coconut water.

It's a pity that his chrysanthemum is not hard enough, the coconut water is not squeezed out, and his chrysanthemum rots first.

The Italian host is even more awesome.

I don't know where to find a boulder in such a short period of time.

He stood on a high place, one end of the rope tied to the boulder, and the other end tied to his own dingding.

Then push the boulder from a great height......

The stone is not hanging.

The host's Ding Ding was dragged off.

The French host even bought a plane ticket to Thailand on the spot, and the whole process was live broadcast.

The foreign audience of the whole bird's nest was shocked!

Before, they all thought that Lu Yifan's words would never be listened to.

But now, they felt like their faces were being smacked.

And the people of all China are boiling!

"The hosts of these powerful countries have water in their heads, right?

"I'm dripping a mother, the host of the island country actually squeezes coconut water with chrysanthemums!"

"The host of the stick country is even more awesome! Xiang has eaten all 100 catties!

"I'm laughing to death, that Italian host, Tintin has been suspended!"

"Everyone, open the live broadcast software, that French host is live transgender!"

"There are mortal gods in China, fortunately even !!"

"All gods are awesome!"

"I'm so excited about what I watched!!"

Heavenly Court > Jade Emperor: "@所有人, watch the broadcast of the Mortal Olympics!

Erlang God Yang Jian: "It's so cool!"

Yue Lao: "I didn't expect that in the tens of millions of years that I was not there, Huaxia Kingdom was actually despised like this by the gringos. ”

Sun Wukong: "Yes! If my old grandson can go down to earth, who dares to say that Huaxia is not, my old grandson will destroy him with a stick!"

Zixia Fairy: "Idiot, why don't you say that you are a reckless man! Killing people is very simple, but in the mortal world now, it is not something that can be solved by fighting and killing countries to deal with the relationship between countries.

It's still a great immortal, and they slapped those powerful countries in the face, and they couldn't say a word, so they could only suffer dumb losses. ”

Nishang Fairy: "Yes, if the great sage descends to earth and someone kills him, Huaxia Country will inevitably take the blame."

At that time, you were happy for a while, and the Huaxia Kingdom and the Chinese people were going to be scolded to death by the people of the world.

So it's better to deal with our family!"

Sun Wukong: "Oh, it turns out that there are so many curves and curves in here......

My old grandson has a headache just listening to it.

This kind of thing should be left to Brother Yifan to deal with, my grandson can't do such a high-IQ thing. ”

Fairy Chang'e: "Huh, I really want to go down to the bird's nest to see the heroic appearance of Yifan's brother!"

Wide-eyed Heavenly King: "Fairy Chang'e, be a little reserved......"

Shunfeng Ear: "What are you reserved...... Fairy Chang'e is now in Guanghan Palace every day, doing embarrassing things in front of the photos of a fairy.

I blushed when I heard it, I was so ashamed!"

Clairvoyance: "I don't even dare to look with my eyes!",

Marshal Tianpeng: "@嫦娥仙子, old sister, are you so hungry and thirsty now?

Fairy Chang'e: "You are all too dirty! People are just touching, kissing, and hugging Yifan's photos every day."

What do you want?"

Queen Mother: "@鹿一凡, Xiao Fanfan, go on, don't stop!

As long as you win the first place for Huaxia, slap those gringos in the face.

Niangniang, I promise to send you a big red envelope after the Olympics!"

At this time, Lu Yifan turned on his mobile phone.

glanced at the messages in the group.

Lu Yifan was overjoyed.

The things sent by the Queen Mother, can it be bad?

Now all the treasures on Lu Yifan's body have been swallowed up by Kunpeng's loser.

There is only one immortal weapon heavenly sin left, and the Dijiang Pill produced by the Dijiang Great Array.

Without other treasures by his side, Lu Yifan always felt insecure.

Lu Yifan: "Thank you Niangniang, I will work hard to kill those gringos!"

General Directorate of Sports.

The top-level leaders gathered together and drank happily.

"First gold!! our Huaxia country got the first gold!"

"The director is mighty! The person who picks it is simply a bombardment!"

"Isn't it? Our country has won its first gold medal for the first time in the history of the Olympic Games!"

"Lu Yifan is too powerful!"

"It's our Director Wang Ye's vision!"

Wang Ye raised his wine glass and sighed: "Lu Yifan is worthy of being a talent that can be picked out by me under pressure!"

Come on, let's toast to the first gold winner, the champion!"

Just then, someone called.

When Wang Ye looked at the phone number, he felt a chill down his spine.

It was actually Ye Tianshi, the secretary of the most senior leader in China!

This is the one who has followed the most senior leader of Huaxia from his appointment to his re-election, and has followed him to the present.

The status of Chinese officialdom can be said to be above 10,000 people under one person!

Wang Ye was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't drink it! Shut up!

Secretary Ye called!"

Hearing this, all the leaders of the General Administration of Sports were silent one by one, covering their mouths one after another, not daring to speak.

Wang Ye: "Hey, Secretary Ye, do you have something to do with me?"

Ye Tianshi: "It's not a big deal, it's just that the old chief watched the Olympic Games and was very happy."

I mentioned a word to Lu Yifan and wanted you to hand it over to him.

I've got you sent there.

You pay attention to checking, that's it, I'll hang up first. ”

After hanging up the phone, Wang Ye's eyes widened, and his face was full of shock and horror.

Even because the shock in my heart was too great, I didn't even say a word for ten minutes.

"Director Wang, what is Secretary Ye looking for you?"

"Yes, you're talking!"

Someone said.

At this time, Wang Yecai's voice trembled and said, "The old chief gave Lu Yifan a ...... I inscribed a painting myself...... I'm about to send ......."

As soon as these words came out, the audience was terrified!

The old chief, who has the most power in Huaxia, actually personally inscribed Lu Yifan!

How awesome is that?

At this moment, the messenger arrived.

Wang Ye opened the beautifully framed painting.

I saw that the pen on it walked the dragon and snake, and a sentence was written strongly and powerfully: The deer is a mortal, and the national warrior is unparalleled!

Below the nine big characters, there is also a line of small characters: There is a fan in China, which is the luck of China and the luck of the people!

Seeing this, all the top leaders of the General Administration of Sports were shocked and didn't dare to say a word.

"The generals are easy to get ears, and those who believe in them are unparalleled in the country!"

This is a sentence in "Historical Records: The Biography of the Marquis of Huaiyin", evaluating Han Xin.

Han Xin was a soldier saint, cleared the Liuhe for Liu Bang, swept the eight wildernesses, and laid the Han Dynasty for 400 years with his cloth clothes.

Therefore, Taishi Gongcai praised him as a "national scholar", and he was the best talent in a country.

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