Chapter 149: Pigs
At night, the lights are on.
After the turmoil of "marinated large intestine", Jiang Qing was tasteless for dinner.
She scribbled dinner, left Jiang Xiaolou and Ji Chen, and came out alone to refresh her muscles and bones.
Jiang Qing looked at the door of the Fujia community lightly.
The boss didn't lie to her, almost all the people in the past were uncles and young and beautiful women, each girl was shiny with gold, a famous brand, and full of gimmicks.
Of course, if the original partners of these big bosses know that their husbands are fooling around outside and make a big fuss, I am afraid that these brightly dressed women will instantly become the target of public criticism.
In this world, there are too many things that can be traded, such as money and body.
Women love money, so they commit themselves to men. And men are lustful, so they are willing to spend money for women.
Jiang Qing was very satisfied.
With these big bosses here, tonight, she can't think of a beauty potion, I'm afraid it's hard.
There is no woman who does not want to be young and beautiful.
There is no boss who does not want his woman to be young and beautiful.
This is Jiang Qing's secret to winning tonight.
Ji Chen came out of the store and saw Jiang Qing looking at the door of the Fujia community, and asked, "What have you been staring at over there?"
"It's nothing, I just don't think there's a good thing about men. Jiang Qing snorted coldly, looking at Ji Chen's gaze a little unkindly.
Ji Chen: "......"
In other words, this rich family is known as a paradise, and he has only heard of this kind of thing, but Jiang Qing killed all the men with a stick, is it biased?
It's just that even if Jiang Qing's evaluation is really unfair, he doesn't dare to refute it.
"It's almost time, and you will be the master of ceremonies and the host of the meeting?" Jiang Qing asked.
"You actually know the master of ceremonies and the host?" Ji Chen looked surprised, and then nodded and said, "No one picks such a beam, only I am here to dedicate light and heat!"
He spoke very impassionedly.
Jiang Qing said: "If you feel too wronged, the master of ceremonies can also let Xiao Lou be the master." Although the little guy has never been on stage, but some of the superficial words, you teach him, with his ability, it should not be a problem to learn and sell now. ”
Ji Chen didn't know that Jiang Qing was so serious, he was just setting off the atmosphere just now.
Who says he can't do it anymore?
A man, even if he really kneels, can't say that he can't do it!
Ji Chen took a deep breath, his eyes widened, he waved his big hand, and said, "No need!
Jiang Qing turned her head and looked Ji Chen up and down suspiciously, and after a while, she asked uncertainly, "Are you really good?"
Ji Chen: "......"
Would you like to take off your pants and let you see if I'm really okay?!
Jiang Qing glanced at Ji Chen and said lightly, "Boring." ”
Then, she only left Ji Chen with a back.
Ji Chen frowned, carefully chewing the meaning of Jiang Qing's last sentence, could it be that Jiang Qing read his mind just now?
"......" doesn't even say hello, and always secretly uses mind-reading, it's really shameless!
……
Because the style of the stage is so similar to the bar, many people gathered around, thinking that there was a free music festival in the evening.
Jiang Qing looked at the rows of spotlights on the bench and the huge speakers placed on both sides, and she asked, "Ji Chen, are you sure we are here to advertise, not to shout?"
"Ahem. Ji Chen coughed lightly and whispered, "Time is urgent, don't delve into the issue of props." We just want to make a name for ourselves, and the goal has been achieved, so what does it have to do with the means?"
"I find you getting more and more shameless. Jiang Qing said with heartfelt emotion.
Ji Chen looked modest: "Wherever you are, this is all learned from you." ”
"Are you turning around and scolding me for being shameless?" Jiang Qing seemed to smile.
Ji Chen looked serious: "I'm just praising you." ”
"Sister, you and Brother Ji are both on stage, are you going to perform the annual bitter drama and stage play?" Jiang Xiaolou shouted from the side.
was interrupted by him like this, Jiang Qing found that a large number of people suddenly gathered in the audience.
Her cheeks were a little red, and she whispered to Ji Chen: "I'll leave it to you, I'll withdraw first." ”
"Withdraw the fart, don't you want to show the magic of the beauty potion later?" Ji Chen hurriedly shouted.
"Your face is the best label, take you as an example, it will be more convincing. Jiang Qing waved her small fist at Ji Chen, "Look after you!"
Ji Chen: "......"
No wonder he felt that the men and women in the audience didn't look at him quite right, did they really treat him as a little white face?
In order to correct his name, Ji Chen brought the microphone, cleared his throat, and said: "Fathers, fellow villagers, brothers and sisters, beautiful women, handsome guys, aunts, little brothers, little sisters, little brothers and sisters, good evening, everyone!"
Just one title is so long, or is it the kind of constant qi, Ji Chen, is this an iron lung?
Ji Chen saw that he had successfully attracted the crowd, and said while the iron was hot: "Everyone may be curious about what I do, but I can't hide it, I'm here to advertise today." ”
"Cut~" The audience burst into laughter.
Ji Chen was not embarrassed, but said seriously: "If everyone thinks that I advertise for myself, then it is really wrong, although I am very happy to make money, but it is mainly to serve the public, especially the beautiful young ladies in our audience." ”
"It's like it's true, what the hell are you selling?" someone in the audience suddenly asked.
Ji Chen smiled and said, "I sell high-end cosmetics." Let's ask, time is not forgiving, everyone lives in this world, and the most difficult thing to resist is the erosion of time. But today, the magic beauty serum I brought to you will break this inherent law and make time slow down completely!"
"What proof do you have?" At this time, a man sent out a soul torture, "Seeing that you are so white, can everyone use it and be like you?"
"It's completely out of the question. Ji Chen didn't get angry, but asked with a smile, "If this gentleman doesn't believe it, you can come up and experience it for yourself in a while." ”
"Having said so much, what about the products, let's open our eyes?" asked a girl with acne-covered face who was close to her.
Ji Chen's eyes lit up, and he was worried that he couldn't find the experimental subject, this girl with a face full of pimples and freckles, isn't it just a live advertisement?
So, he asked very politely: "Don't worry, this beauty, if you want, can I invite you to the stage first?"
"What are you going up to do?" Although Ji Chen's mouthful of "beauties" made Qin Qiqi very happy, she was still very self-aware of her face.
In terms of figure, she can throw off the girls in the seat.
In terms of appearance, others can dump her on the street.
Therefore, when Ji Chen sent out the invitation, Qin Qiqi's face was vigilant.
Ji Chen said very firmly: "This beauty, I dare to assure you that the product we are promoting today is definitely your favorite." I dare to pat my chest and assure you that as long as you are willing to come up, we will definitely do a miracle for you. ”
"You, did you really not lie to me?" Qin Qiqi was a little hesitant, but also a little moved. I wonder what girl doesn't love beauty, but she still lacks a little bit of courage.
Ji Chen continued: "I vouch to you with my personality, if this magic beauty serum doesn't work for you, I'll drink it directly in front of everyone!"
"Hiss......" There was a gasp from the audience.
In other words, have all the people who have been advertising so hard these years? Or is the other party really sure about their products?
If Qin Qiqi wasn't sure if she was going up just now, she already wanted to go up at this moment. In front of so many people, Ji Chen boasted that he didn't lie to her.
So, she plucked up her courage and slowly got on stage.
Ji Chen glanced at Jiang Qing, then looked at everyone and said, "Next, please ask our staff to introduce you to the use of this product, and then apply our magic beauty serum to this young lady on the spot, if it doesn't work, I will honor my words and drink it in front of everyone!"
Jiang Qing took the microphone from Ji Chen's hand and said, "Presumably, everyone is still doubting in their hearts whether what the host said just now is true or false. I won't say anything, everyone will see the effect later. ”
After a pause, Jiang Qing continued: "The use of this product is very simple, pour out a little liquid from the bottle, then put it in the palm of your hand and apply it for a few seconds, and finally wipe it evenly on your face, wait for ten minutes, pat your face with water, and tear off the mask, that's it." ”
As she spoke, Jiang Qing had already smeared Qin Qiqi's face with beauty serum.
Someone in the audience asked: "This beauty, your products are so magical, why is the packaging so simple?"
Because the beauty potion was made by Jiang Qing temporarily, it was kept in a transparent cup at this time, and compared with those carefully packaged products on the market, it really looked sloppy and cold.
But Jiang Qing didn't panic, but smiled slightly, and said: "This gentleman, of course the packaging of our product is not like this, because I want to make it easier for everyone to see what it looks like, so I deliberately put it in this transparent bottle." ”
Jiang Qing's remarks were leaky, so everyone believed her statement. Ji Chen, who was on the side, sighed quietly. Fortunately, Jiang Qing didn't mess with herself, this kind of adaptability, even if Jiang Qing was allowed to preside over just now, it shouldn't be too much of a problem.
As for Jiang Xiaolou......
Then again, where has this little guy gone, and why hasn't he been seen yet?
Ji Chen searched around for Jiang Xiaolou's figure, and finally found that Jiang Xiaolou was still eating braised large intestines in the store, how many copies did he want?
If he explained to the little guy the origin of the pig's large intestine at night, I wonder how the little guy would feel?
The corners of Ji Chen's mouth hooked up a wicked smile.
As time passed, ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye, and it was time to remove the mask.
Everyone's eyes converged on Qin Qiqi's body in unison.
Jiang Qing washed her hands with water and walked towards Qin Qiqi step by step.