Liberal Arts Middle School.

In the sophomore office.

Xu Moqiu felt like he was being a thief.

Copying the "Teacher's Code of Conduct and Self-cultivation", if you let others know about this, you can't be laughed off?

So I've been dodging and dodging, and when I copied, my eyes were crackling, and once I found someone approaching me, I immediately stopped moving.

It's like those bad students who write love letters in class.

Gao Yuanjun's ghost turned from behind and patted Xu Moqiu on the shoulder: "Xiao Xu, what are you doing? I see you sneaking around, could it be that you are doing something unseemly?"

Xu Moqiu was startled, hurriedly closed the notebook, and complained: "Lao Gao, what are you doing? ”

"Hehe, don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. Xiao Xu, what are you writing?" As he spoke, Gao Yuanjun reached out and took the cigarette that Xu Moqiu put on the table, lit one, and smoked violently.

These days, he has realized a truth - other people's cigarettes are really fragrant when smoked!

Tang Daduan also came over and quipped: "It can't be a love letter, right? Xiao Xu, take it out and we'll give it to your staff officer?"

"Who is it for? Teacher Qin? No, Xiao Xu, I see that you two often frown, and you haven't done it yet? Hey, what age are you? Still writing love letters? Just ask her out!"

"That's it, Xiao Xu, let me tell you, you ask her to go to the movies first, preferably the kind of ...... Ahem, you know the kind, and then go to dinner, be sure to drink some wine, say a few more love words, and open a room in the evening......"

A bunch of idiots! Labor and Qin Baobao have long been husband and wife, and they also write a chicken feather love letter!

At the moment, he sat up straight and said seriously: "Actually, I don't know what you're talking about, I'm writing handouts......"

"Cut~" Before he finished speaking, he suddenly ushered in several middle fingers. Apparently no one believed his nonsense.

A few idle guys gathered around him to brag and fart, Xu Moqiu had to accompany him, and after an afternoon, he didn't even finish copying it, and finally a few guys left, Qianqian's WeChat came again, and they chatted until school.

In the afternoon, I came to the office after a hasty meal, and just about to copy, the annoying spirit Lu Bao'er pestered me again, and talked about it for a long time, and I didn't want to leave until class.

Helpless, Xu Moqiu had to carry a handout book and a copy of "Teachers' Code of Conduct and Self-cultivation" into the classroom of the second and third classes of high school.

glanced down, and said with a serious face: "Self-study, don't come to ask me anything tonight, I have something." Think for yourself if you have a problem. ”

The white toad answered: "Teacher, what if I can't figure it out?"

Xiao Changfu laughed and said, "Then you will jump off the building! Do you think our old mother will ignore you?"

Chen Aman propped his head and put on a bewitching pose: "Hehe, maybe he'll kick you in the back!"

Xu Moqiu slapped the table, glared and shouted: "What's the trouble? If you make trouble again, your Eight King Kong Department will give me the Golden Rooster Independence!"

Gou Xiong looked angry: "No, Teacher Xu, we didn't say anything." Isn't it a little unfair for you to do that?"

Lu Zhe also agreed: "That's it, it's immoral like this!"

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "Haven't you even heard of the way to sit, hurry up and close the bird's beak for me, I'm not joking with you." ”

The audience fell silent instantly, and the students took out their mobile phones one after another and opened the WeChat group.

White Toad: "What do you guess Old Man Xu is writing?"

Qin Shou: "Could it be that you are writing a love letter to my sister?"

Ma Gang Helmet: "It doesn't look like it, it looks like it's copying something." ”

Master Xu: "You have nothing to do, you don't know how to preview the text?"

Nie Kai: "Master, what do you think of me today?"

Lu Bao'er: "Crackling, Mary is coaxing!"

Nie Kai: "What do you mean by ????"

Miao meow: "I'm praising you for your progress." ”

Wen Xinyan: "I have a mirror here, do you want to take a look?"

Qin Mengjiu: "Teacher Xu is so handsome. ”

The audience chatted enthusiastically, and Xu Moqiu worked the stage to write and write sand

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The sand has a voice, and his demeanor is called a focused expert, as if he is studying atoms and bullets.

Someone in the back row saw that he was so concentrated, and planned to sneak out and take a breath of fresh air outside.

As soon as he stepped down from his seat, Xu Moqiu's mouth suddenly burst into a loud shout: "Li Yuting! Sneaky, are you going to be a thief? Go back and sit down! Don't think that if you are a girl, I will be reluctant to punish you!"

It was like a thunderbolt from the sky, deafening, shaking the left and right Dharma protectors, and almost shrinking under the table.

Li Yuting was also frightened, leaning on the table and smiling: "Teacher, you ...... How can you be innocent of no one out of thin air?"

"Am I dirty with your innocence?" Xu Moqiu raised his head and glanced at her, "Then you tell me, you are sneaky, what are you going to do?"

"I ...... My relatives came. Li Yuting replied shyly.

"You ......" Xu Moqiu was speechless, so he had to wave his hand at her, "Go ahead, but next time, remember to report to me in advance." Also, there is brown sugar in the classroom, you can get it yourself, and if you don't have it, tell the life committee member. ”

"Okay, thank you, teacher. ”

When the bell rang for the end of class, Xu Moqiu quickly closed the handout and sandwiched the book "Teacher's Code of Conduct and Self-cultivation" inside.

Sure enough, as he expected, someone immediately surrounded him, and said curiously: "Teacher, what were you writing just now? Is it a love letter?"

"Show us!"

"Well, we can still consult with us. ”

Xu Moqiu glared: "What do you see? This is the teacher's personal **! It's all scattered for me! It's okay to go to the corner to fight ants." If you're really idle, give me an endorsement. ”

"Cut, stingy!" the students saw that he refused, so they dispersed.

As everyone knows, the more he is like this, the more curious the students become.

The Eight King Kongs got together to discuss and immediately had an idea.

The ten minutes after class were unusually short, the class bell rang, everyone dragged into the classroom, Xu Moqiu patted the table: "Hurry up and sit down for me, you can discuss quietly between the same tables in this class, but you are not allowed to move around." ”

Xiao Changfu, the patron saint of the TV, raised his hand and said, "Report to the teacher, I don't have the same table." ”

The door god Chen Aman also said: "I don't have either." ”

"Alright, alright. Xu Moqiu looked impatient, "What's the difference between you and no?" Shut up for me, don't make noise there." ”

The white toad was indomitable: "That's not good! We also want to improve, and we also have to learn!"

"You want to improve, right? That's a great idea!" Xu Moqiu sneered and clapped his hands, "Everyone calm down, according to the proposal of the white toad, in order to improve everyone's writing level, we will write an essay in this class, the title is called "My Sand Sculpture Classmate", and the one who is named the most will get my mysterious gift package!"

The white toad asked, "Teacher, what kind of mysterious gift package is it?"

"I'll know when the time comes!" Xu Moqiu looked at the time, "Take out the notebook, the time is forty minutes, you can't finish writing, stay after school and continue to write." I forgot to say it just now, the word count requirement, the word count is above the word, start now!"

The audience immediately began to boil.

"Master, borrow a pen. ”

"Toad, copy it for me in a moment. ”

"Bao'er, what do you want to write?"

"Be quiet, write seriously, don't talk to each other. After emphasizing the odds again, the following quickly fell silent, and the rustling of writing was incessant, and it sounded particularly pleasant.

Xu Moqiu was not idle, and continued to write hard. Mom, it's been twenty times, and my hands are about to go soft!

Not long after writing, Chen Aman's voice sounded in his ears: "Teacher Xu, is that your money gone?"

Well?

Xu Moqiu turned his face, and sure enough, he found that a few red renminbi had fallen from the corner of the podium, his eyes suddenly lit up, he got up and walked over, and said, "Of course it's mine! Don't you see that my name is still written on it?"

Recently, he has been so poor that he has been so poor, and the loss of last night's room money was given by Lu Qianqian, otherwise he would not be able to walk.

When he picked up the money, he found that the money was only half of it, and the lower half was actually a blank piece of paper. A bunny of bunnies!

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Taking advantage of Xu Moqiu's time to pick up money, Qin Shou risked his life to pick up the small book on Xu Moqiu's desk, and the result was actually "Teacher's Code of Conduct and Self-cultivation"!

Qin Shou can't figure it out, what's the point of copying this?

At this moment, Xu Moqiu's voice came from behind: "Have you seen enough? If you have seen enough, give it back to me, go to the balcony and write it on your stomach! Add 200 to the number of words, and if you have any objections, go to the next door to find your sister." She should be happy to lighten the load for you. ”

"Yes......" Qin Shou was weak, shrugged his head and walked out with a notebook.

Chen Aman couldn't help but ask, "Teacher, why are you copying this if you have nothing to do?"

Xu Moqiu copied it with both hands: "I can't practice calligraphy, you talk a lot, do you want to be with him too?"

At night, there are not many mosquitoes on the balcony, and after a class, he is covered with pimples, Chen Aman doesn't want to go out to enjoy the treatment, so he quickly shakes his head: "I don't want to, I don't want to." ”

"Then keep your mouth shut and write to me!"

On the balcony, there was the sound of crackling mosquitoes from time to time, Qin Mengyan came out and saw that Qin Shou was scratching his body with one hand, and writing according to the notebook with the other.

Seeing this, he knew that he was being punished, and said to him expressionlessly: "Come to me after school." ”

"Yes......" Qin Shou regretted it to death, he knew that he was so idle that he was copying that thing, and he didn't even go through it if he was killed, but now it's okay, the old lady will definitely not let go of herself easily for a while.

The moment the "Jingle Bell" school bell rang, everyone, including Xu Moqiu, breathed a sigh of relief.

Everyone else has turned in their homework on time, and the Eight King Kongs are really one heart, and there are many of them, and they haven't finished writing yet.

Xu Moqiu copied softly, he didn't panic, lay down on the chair, lit a cigarette, and played with his mobile phone.

"Ahem......" There was a majestic coughing sound outside the door, who was his teacher?

Xu Moqiu hurriedly extinguished the cigarette butt in the chalk box, walked out quickly, and said to Qin Mengyan, who was waiting for him at the door: "Teacher Qin, you help me watch for a while." ”

Then he said to Liu Mingguang: "Teacher, let's go over there, the light over there is better." ”

Liu Mingguang flipped through the handbook book, and then asked, "Are you sure you copied it yourself? It can't be that you forced Meng Yan to write it for you again, right?"

Xu Moqiu hurriedly said: "It's true! Look at this handwriting, who else in the world can write it except for me Xu someone?"

"It's the same as a ghost drawing. Liu Mingguang closed the handout and handed it back, "It's not too early, go back and rest early." ”

"Teacher, you should ride slowly. ”

Liu Mingguang nodded and turned to leave.

The Eight King Kong grinded and chirped for half an hour, and finally finished writing the composition, threw the composition to his podium, and Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan walked out of the school gate.

As soon as she arrived at the school gate, Qin Mengyan was about to call for a taxi, when suddenly Xiao Jiu's face turned pale and grabbed their hands.

"What's wrong?"

"Be careful, they're coming!" Xiao Jiu said with a solemn face.

Xu Moqiu frowned: "They, you mean those two sand sculptures?"

Xiao Jiu shook his head: "No! There are more than two people here!"

What? There are actually accomplices! This surprised Xu Moqiu. It's not terrible to be mentally retarded, it's terrible to be mentally retarded. It can't kill you, and it will disgust you.

looked around, and said in a deep voice: "This is the school, try not to do it here, let's go to the grove next to it." ”

The three of them walked quickly into the grove, standing back to back, Xu Moqiu said to the dark place in the tone of a peerless master: "Come out! I have seen you." ”

In fact, he didn't see a single fart, he just lied to them.

A strange laugh came, followed by a gust ......of wind blowing, and then I saw a hunchbacked old man, one black and one white, walking out against the backdrop of two extreme figures, one black and one white.

The white-faced Xu Moqiu knew, just like a sand sculpture, he was so stunned that he was stunned for a while, and the other black-faced, Xu Moqiu hadn't seen it, the last time he went to that guy in the squatting pit, according to Ji Thirteen, that was his senior brother, what is it called jackfruit.

In short, in Xu Moqiu's view, they are a pair of sand sculptor brothers. And this old man is mixed with them, and his IQ will not be too high.

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