"It's a hot summer, and it's super sweet to have you. ”

Familiar BGM.

Xu Fan was bored and slumped on the recliner, swiping small videos, and the floor fan was blowing beside him.

is another League of Legends clip with no bright spots, Xu Fan skillfully clicked on the comment area and glanced at the comments.

"Assisting such an eye insertion is to insert the problem of [cat's head]"

"Help each other, everyone who understands understands. ”

Seeing this, Xu Fan came to his senses.

If that's the case, then I'm not sleepy.

Another half an hour passed, and Xu Fan couldn't help but feel bored.

A cup of tea, a pack of cigarettes, and a mobile phone mix for a day.

It's been lying down for almost an afternoon, and no one has come to the supermarket, so the business is not good!

Xu Fan is a freshman this year, he has been in school for half a year, and he has been on winter vacation for half a year, and he is about to be promoted to a sophomore, Xu Fan always feels that something is wrong.

Playing with his mobile phone at home every day, he is going to become a salted fish.

Xu Fan couldn't help but turn his face and wailed: "Let me go to school, I love learning!"

"Meow!"

Xu Fan suddenly heard a cat meow, he sat up from the chair, looked outside, and saw that the sky was dark and he didn't know when it became very gloomy.

There was no one at the door, only a black earth dog, and when he arrived at the door listlessly, he lay on the ground and did not move.

This is probably a stray dog.

Xu Fan walked over and looked at it, sighed, and said, "This dog should be suffering from heat stroke, why don't you go to the river......"

"Meow! I think I should be able to salvage it. ”

“？？？”

What's that?

What the hell in broad daylight?

Xu Fan lowered his head and met the black dog's smart eyes.

Oh, it turns out that the dog has become a sperm, not the hell, then I'm much more relieved.

"Hello, I'm Tmall, it's a pleasure to serve you. ”

Seeing Xu Fan's stunned appearance, Tmall opened his mouth and introduced himself.

"Oh, you're a Tmall expert, I thought you should be Jingdong like a dog!"

Xu Fan wants to run away, he just wants to go to a crowded place now, and it is best to call the police.

However, the famous scene suddenly came to his mind.

"Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next. ”

"We are police officers and we will not be afraid. ”

"I just ran into a black dog who said his name was Lynx. ”

"Shall we laugh now, or shall we go through the process?"

Xu Fan came back to his senses from the strange brain supplement, and his heart was much calmer, let's be a spiritual guy, don't panic in case of trouble.

Isn't it just that the dog has become a sperm, and now that the Internet is so developed, what scenes haven't we seen?

"I am sending you the system meow, and, because you are a VIP customer, you can enjoy door-to-door installation, tailor-made service, excuse me, what system do you need?"

"Damn!

Xu Fan has also read a lot of novels, this system is sent to the door, and he can choose it himself, and there is such a good thing?

Give me a whole one.

Xu Fan boldly made a request: "I want a Shenhao system that can make money by breathing." ”

"Sorry, this one doesn't. ”

"Then, if I want to sign in, I will send money to the system. ”

"Not at all. ”

"It's really not good, give me the whole system of being a licking dog and being able to make money. ”

"Not really. ”

Xu Fan: "......"

Looking at Xu Fan, who fell into the eye of money, Tmall couldn't help but show an expression of "life is not easy, cats sigh", and said: "Dear, we don't produce a system that doesn't work for nothing, in short, there is no money if you want it." ”

"Come on, then you can give me a system that will allow me to gain knowledge, knowledge is money. ”

"This can be there. ”

Dear, you've been out of date for ten years!

Tmall took out a pink bag out of nowhere, and groped in it with his fleshy paws.

"Eh, what about my system? What about the bunch of systems I brought here?"

The dog .jpg shocked

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, and Xu Fan also realized that the situation was not good.

"That,Probably fell off the road.,Don't be too disappointed.,Just think it's a dream.,When I haven't been here.,Remember to give a good meow.,Slipped away......"

At first, Xu Fan felt that this dog must have received Tmall's advertising fees, but now that he thinks about it, this product will not come to Black Tmall on purpose, right?

In a short period of time, Xu Fan has experienced the ups and downs of life. He was still thinking just now that after he got the system, he began to become a man of the hour, married a white rich girl and a beautiful school girl, and walked to the pinnacle of his life.

When you fantasize about it, it gets up too high, and it takes time to fall.

"Don't sell cute! Don't think about leaving until the problem is solved. ”

Xu Fan's backhand was a king's pull, grabbing Tmall's neck, his operation was smooth, and Tmall immediately stopped moving

Although it is a dog, it lives like a cat.

"If you don't have a system, it's not bad to keep you. ”

"Don't eat me!"

"Don't worry, I'm more Buddhist and don't eat dog meat. ”

"Then I'm relieved. ”

"I can sell you, I don't care if others eat me or not. ”

Xu Fan was smiling, Tmall was almost scared, but a golden card appeared on his paws.

"This is the universal backdoor key of the system, if you have this, you can find the lost system, the dropped system must have found a host in this world, you bind the backdoor key, and you can snatch the system back. ”

Xu Fan thinks that this is okay, but what was originally in his hands is now he has to grab it himself, and he has to meet the conditions or something, which is too troublesome.

"Do you think that a weak man like me, who has no power to restrain the power of a chicken, can snatch things from others, I think your little milk bag must be hot and dizzy. At the very least, you'll have to compensate me a little. ”

"No, giving you the key is already a violation, if you give you background permissions......"

"What are background permissions?"

Tmall replied like an ordinary customer service: "With the background key, you can modify system tasks and system rewards." ”

"Very well, that's what I want. ”

"Even if I die, I won't give you backstage permissions!"

"I'm looking for where the knife is, I have no experience in killing a dog for the first time, and I don't know if I can kill it with a knife, don't worry, I will try not to make you suffer too much, after all, I am still a person. ”

Are you sure you're still an individual?

Tmall Fierce Dog cried and said, "Give it to you, I'll give it to you." ”

It took a bite on the card, and there was a cat's paw mark on the card, Xu Fan subconsciously took it, and at this moment, Xu Fan only felt in a trance.

The black and white alternate in front of him, and the scene gradually blurred.

"Xu Fan!!"

Oh no, I haven't verified the authenticity yet, so I let Tmall run away. Xu Fan was thinking about this in his heart, and suddenly heard someone calling him in his ears, and he seemed to be angry.

"Xu Fan!!"

Xu Fan opened his eyes in confusion and saw Zhang Jing standing in front of him.

Zhang Jing is his hair, the two grew up together since childhood, and they are old buddies.

Xu Fan was still thinking about what happened just now, and after looking around the store, he didn't find Tmall.

"Why are you yelling so loudly?"

"Whoever calls you can't wake up all the time. ”

Zhang Jing pursed her lips and said.

"Where's the black dog just now?"

Xu Fan's mind was still a little dizzy now, and he didn't think about whether he could say what he just said, so he asked casually.

Zhang Jing suddenly looked at Xu Fan with a disgusted face, and said with a smile: "Do you mean you lazy dog!"

“……”

was ridiculed again, xu fan also rubbed his eyes, sobered up a little, think about it carefully, there was indeed a dreamlike feeling just now, and the environment was also very vague, probably, it was really a dream, otherwise how could there be such a thing as a system.

[A bound system has been detected within 10 meters and is trying to insert the key]

"Master Backdoor Key: When there is a system host within 50 meters, you can search and lock it, within 10 meters, automatically try to insert the key, and within 50 meters, all tasks are related to you. ”

Huh?

Then I'm in good spirits.

If it wasn't a dream, there would be a bad luck right now.

You think you're bound to the system and about to reach the pinnacle of your life, and the next second, your system is mine!

Thinking back to the ups and downs of his life before, Xu Fan also wants others to feel it.

However, there are bound systems within these ten meters......

Xu Fan couldn't help but look at Zhang Jing with wide eyes.

No way?

You're not going to be the bad guy, are you?