105 Plateau Boxing Championship
Liu Wei threw the Want Want Snow Cake in his hand on the stone, and a Himalayan marmot quickly pressed the food under his body, glanced back at his companion, and began to nibble on the Want Want Snow Cake with his two forefeet.
As soon as he took two bites, a marmot came up and grabbed it, and the mouth of another marmot went straight up and grabbed food in the mouth of his companion.
I took a bite.
The marmot was not happy, and directly reached out and squeezed his small fist to open the hammer.
Want Want snow cakes are so delicious!
The marmot grabbing the food took two steps back, and the marmot with the food swayed from side to side in small steps and moved its two hind feet to chase after it.
The marmots that robbed the food were gone.
Lao Tzu took a bite.
You're a hammer, aren't you?
Angry, he pounced directly on each other, and the two hugged and entangled.
The food scraps that they had bitten fell to the ground, and they were picked up by other companions, crunching, and the two front teeth quickly gnawed and eaten.
The two marmots were still scuffling together.
Liu Wei went up and pulled a hand and separated it.
The two marmots ignored Liu Wei and stood straight, glaring at each other, their long beards moving with the wind.
After staring for a moment.
Started punching again.
Liu Wei couldn't help but imitate the marmot and explained.
This scene is fun.
"Dare to eat Lao Tzu's things,, you!"
"Fuck you, it's obvious that someone else threw it on the ground, come on, ** cub, let you see my boxing skills!"
"Nima, punch me!"
"My day, don't slap your face!"
"What's wrong with hitting you in the face? I can't beat you to death!"
"I'm playing with my life, isn't it!Hmph~, I can't kill you, count me as losing!"
The audience laughed happily listening to Liu Wei's live dubbing, which completely fits the scene of the two marmots fighting now.
The distance of the small fist punch is short, the body is still fat, the movement is not very flexible, the fat all over the body is shaking, and the two marmots are like comedians.
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, Ah Wei, you are really a talent!"
"This dubbing is invincible, I recommend you to go on the variety show "Sound Immersion", which is absolutely overwhelming!"
"These two marmots are funny, and they've been fighting for a cookie for several minutes!"
"Meaty, so bearable, Ah Wei, give them more food, don't let them fight!"
Liu Wei saw the barrage and had a whim, marmots like to fight, like to play boxing, so he simply held a boxing tournament.
I looked back and counted seven Himalayan marmots.
It's easy to do, and the top three will be awarded.
Liu Wei took out a can of Wangzi milk, a shaqima and a piece of Wangwang snow cake from his backpack, and he didn't know if he didn't turn it over, but he found that he had brought a lot of snacks with him on this trip.
"Hey, look here!" Liu Wei roared, holding the food and smiling in front of the seven marmots.
Because of the feeding just now, the marmot thought that Liu Wei would still give them food, and the food Liu Wei was holding in his hand was prepared for them.
Seven marmots quickly crawled in front of Liu Wei, stood in a straight row, hung down their two forefeet, raised their noses, and stared at Liu Wei intently.
"Do you want to eat?" asked Liu Wei.
A few marmots hugged their little fists and began to give Liu Wei a twist.
"Oh, that's so cute!"
"Ah Wei, they're begging you, give them quickly! I'll pay, I'll give you a gift!"
"A few fat pigs are starting to sell cute!"
"There's something about this thing! I know how to win the sympathy of humans!"
Liu Wei put it in front of them, and several marmots quickly spread it out, and Liu Wei picked it up again.
The marmot stared at Liu Wei with a puzzled expression, and his eyes revealed a pitiful look.
"No," Liu Wei said, "I see that you are very energetic, and you also like to fight, so I will satisfy you once!"
With that, take a red marker from your backpack and come out.
A "1234567" number was made on each of the seven marmots.
The audience looked confused, not knowing what Liu Wei was going to do?
Liu Wei explained to the live broadcast room: "Brothers, the first Himalayan Marmot Boxing Championship is about to kick off, and only marmots who have won the ranking will have the opportunity to enjoy the food.
First place: A can of Wang Zai's milk, sponsored by all the brothers in the live broadcast room.
Second place: Shaqima, sponsored by the big brother in the live broadcast room.
Third place: a piece of Want Want snow cake, sponsored by myself!"
“6666666”
"It's fun, it's fun!"
"Ah Wei is open, I want to press the No. 2 who just fought, a horse in good spirits!"
"I'll buy No. 5, 100,000 fish balls!"
"I'm the number four, stud!"
"Wait for me to send some lucky bags, and then come and play!"
Liu Wei opened the handicap.
"Welcome to the Himalayan Marmot Championship Tournament, where the first match will be between our No. 1 Marmot and No. 7 Marmot, and the seeded No. 2 Marmot will go straight to the finals for the title!"
Liu Wei became serious and threw himself into the emotion of explaining.
Seven marmots stood in front of him, confused, not knowing what he was doing, but the food in his hand was what they were worried about.
Liu Wei took a few steps forward with the No. 1 and No. 7 marmots, put Wangzai's milk in the middle, and sure enough, the two marmots started to grab food.
Liu Wei explained passionately: "Brothers, at present, the fish balls of the No. 1 player have reached 1.09 million, and the No. 7 player is only 880,000.
It struck, and a heavy punch flew towards Number One's face, but unfortunately, Number One was a nimble fat man and was dodged.
Number One began to return fire.
Europe!
My mom, No. 1 was so fierce that it hit a combination punch, and No. 7 had no room to fight back.
Is the number seven going to lose?
Number Seven insisted!
There are 880,000 fish balls supporting you, number seven, you are the best!"
The audience in the live broadcast room was completely infected by Liu Wei's commentary passion, and felt like watching a real boxing match, frantically swiping the screen to cheer up the players they chose.
“11111111”
“777777777”
“111111111”
“......”
The number of barrages is evenly matched.
Liu Wei: "No. 7 marmot looks a little tired, but it doesn't seem to be ready to give up, its eyes are staring at the can of Wangzi milk, although her boxing skills are not as good as No. 1, but it resists beating!"
"Hahaha, no, no, Awei, you're so talented!"
"Why didn't I find out that Ah Wei still has the skill of commentary!"
"Ah Wei, I recommend you to explain LPL, what Wang Duoduo and the like are definitely not as amazing as you!"
“......”
At the moment when Liu Wei looked back at the barrage, No. 7 rushed forward with a big stride and punched hard......
It's empty again.
In turn, he was thrown to the ground by No. 1 and pressed to the ground.
No. 7 began to struggle, and after breaking free from No. 1's shackles, it turned around and ran away, glanced back at No. 1 marmot, lowered its head and walked around behind Liu Wei with a slight cowardice.
Liu Wei: "Although No. 7 lost the game, the spirit it showed is commendable, and its will to persevere to the end is worthy of applause from all the audience."
Let's smash the wave 6 to give to our No. 7 player and the winner of the first battle, No. 1 Marmot!"
Liu Wei held the marmot's little arm with two fingers and raised it, "yes, that's good, man!"
The marmot didn't know what he was talking about, and after Liu Wei let go, it immediately ran to Wangzi Milk, with happiness in its eyes, and it thought that it must be very delicious food.
Before the result arrived, Wangzai's milk was taken away by Liu Wei again, "This is bait, it doesn't belong to you for the time being!"
The marmot looked at Liu Wei and ...... in his heart