Volume 2 Super teacher Chapter 157 The pit won't kill you
Poor Gao Yaguo, he didn't notice that Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan were playing tricks on him.
I thought in my heart, there were just two delicate women on the other side, although I was a little weak when I didn't eat, but there was no doubt about my strength. Besides, isn't there another person from the Lu family? This man has eaten so much and blows so much, how can he have two brushes?
Thinking about it this way, the odds of winning on my side are actually quite large.
Swinging the position, Xu Moqiu shouted first: "Let's kick off, let's kick off!"
Qin Mengyan didn't follow: "Then how can you do it?" Xu Moqiu, you are also a big man, so you can't let us order?"
"What do you want to let go? Why should I let me? If I let you and end up causing us to lose, the tall prince will have to eat me alive?" said and smiled at Gao Yaguo, "Do you say it, tall boy." ”
In front of the two beauties, Gao Yaguo naturally couldn't be like Xu Moqiu who didn't want Bilian.
Dou coughed and put on the appearance of a humble gentleman: "Humility is the virtue of our Chinese nation, and humility and beauty are what every humble gentleman should do, Xu ...... What's your name? Forget it, in short, we are men, so we must be generous! This ball, we must let them open it. ”
Xu Moqiu pretended to be very reluctant: "Okay, since the tall prince has said so, then I have nothing to say." With the tall prince as the main force, I'm still afraid that you won't succeed? Come! Let's fight it out!"
Who is male or female, this is still up to the decide?
Qin Mengyan glanced at him, didn't say much, threw the ball high, jumped over, and with a "snap", the shuttlecock flew over with the sound of breaking the air.
I don't know if this woman did it on purpose, the arc of her movements was quite large, and there was a wave of waves, coupled with those two long legs, Gao Yaguo and Xu Moqiu's eyes were straight, and they didn't notice that the ball had flown over.
The "snap" badminton ball fell quietly behind the two.
The two of them only cared about looking at the "ball" and completely forgot about catching the ball.
The two were stunned for a while, Xu Moqiu reacted quickly, and said first: "Tall boy, what's the matter with you? Do you deliberately want me to lose money? You are standing there like a bodhisattva, waiting for someone to come and worship you?"
"I ...... I didn't react for a while, and besides, why didn't you answer?"
Xu Moqiu argued: "Isn't this the main force of you? Besides, the ball is close to you, so I can't do that kind of thing?"
"Hmm......" Gao Yaguo had nothing to say, snorted, and shook the racket, "What are you panicking about? Isn't it just a ball? ”
"That's not going to work! You let you, don't get involved with me. Xu Moqiu's head shook like a rattle, "A ball is 10,000 yuan, which is about to catch up with my salary for a year." This ball is your responsibility, and if you lose, you will have to pay 10,000 more dollars. ”
Gao Yaguo had never seen such a stingy man, gritted his teeth and said: "If I go out, I will come out! You don't want to compete there, kick off!"
Xu Moqiu handed over the ball with a flattering face: "The tall prince is generous, come, you are the main force, you come to kick off." I'll give you a strong backing!"
Gao Yaguo snorted coldly: "Don't drag me back!"
Xu Moqiu sneered in his heart: I'm sorry, I'm an undercover agent, and I'm really here to hold you back.
The serve is very smooth, but it is a little weak, and the opponent is still Qin Mengyan who catches the ball, jumping, smashing, and the whole set of actions is perfect in one go.
"Bang" I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, of course, the most important thing should be that Gao Yaguo's reaction ability was too slow, the badminton slapped directly on his nose, and he was immediately beaten to the point that his nose bleeded, and he let out a miserable scream in his mouth, dropped the racket and squatted on the ground
Wailing.
Xu Moqiu hurriedly stepped forward to help him up, and said with a 'concern' expression: "Oh, tall boy! What's wrong with you? Let me see......! It's all bleeding! Let you catch the ball, how can you catch it with your face? Whether you can play or not, you see it's all because of you, we lost another 10,000 yuan! Can you do it? If not, let me play the main force. ”
"Isn't it just 10,000 yuan? Lao Tzu is out! A big man, so careful?" Gao Yaguo pushed Xu Moqiu away, took out half of the toilet paper from his trouser pocket and stuffed it into his nostrils, raised his racket, and yelled at Qin Mengyan, "Come on! Come again! I won't let you this time." ”
"As you wish!" Qin Mengyan served, still full of power.
Fortunately, Xu Moqiu is not a vegetarian, running and swinging the racket, but he kept up with her rhythm.
Xu Moqiu's performance, Gao Yaguo saw it in his eyes, and he was still quite satisfied: although this little white face is not very good, but it does have two hits, and if you are serious, you should not lose.
Lu Mingyue is still relatively restrained compared to Qin Mengyan, and when she runs, she protects her chest with one hand, and she connects the ball softly without any strength at all.
A high ball flew over, and Gao Yaguo's eyes suddenly lit up: The opportunity has come!
There was a strange scream in his mouth, and he kicked his legs and prepared to make a strong smash to save the game. But he didn't watch out for Xu Moqiu jumping up one step earlier, because of the advantage of height, the whole person was more than two heads taller than him, and a violent smash could be said to be powerful, but unfortunately the angle was a little lower, and the shuttlecock hit the net and bounced back.
The power of the racket in his hand was undiminished, and the moment the shuttlecock was knocked out, it slapped on the back of Gao Yaguo's head with a "snap", Gao Yaguo's head was suddenly dizzy, and his body fell to the ground with an unstable "poof", and Xu Moqiu in the air was also affected, and the two suddenly fell together.
At the moment of landing, Xu Moqiu's elbow hit Gao Yaguo's temple very unfortunately. Gao Yaguo suddenly felt a "clang" sound in his head, as if there were more than a dozen villains playing drums together, where could he still hear what Xu Moqiu was talking about.
Xu Moqiu pinched all the blood in his body for him, and then he came to his senses.
Before he could speak, Xu Moqiu complained: "Tall boy, I think you are their undercover agent, who deliberately came to make trouble and make me lose money, right?
Gao Yaguo shook his somewhat dizzy head, and looked annoyed: "Don't spew blood! I walk right, and I don't care to do that kind of thing." ”
Xu Moqiu said unyieldingly: "Then explain to me, why did you rob me of the ball?"
"I ......" Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he really influenced him, although he was ten thousand unhappy in his heart, Gao Yaguo had to grit his teeth and swallow it in his belly, "I didn't pay attention to the back at the time, besides, if you want to smash the ball, won't you tell me in advance? Okay, okay! Isn't it just 10,000 yuan? What are you yelling about? I'm out! Come again!"
Qin Mengyan looked at Gao Yaguo, whose nose was bleeding and staggering, and said with a kind face: "Are you sure to continue?" Do you want to take a break?"
"What kind of rest?" Gao Yaguo wiped a handful of blood from his nostrils and said nonchalantly, "Playing ball, it's normal to get a little injured! ”
Xu Moqiu took out a banana as if he was juggling a trick and handed it over: "Tall boy, come and replenish your strength with bananas!" You are the main force, you can't miss the slightest." ”
Gao Yaguo was already so hungry that he was dizzy, where could he bear it, snatched it and quickly tore it open, swallowed it into his stomach in three or two clicks, threw the banana peel net outside the court, rolled his eyes and said to Xu Moqiu: "Where did you get the banana?"
"Oh. Xu Moqiu pointed to the trash can behind him and said with a smile, "I picked it up in the trash can just now." ”
"What!?
But after all, he still didn't spit it out, and he had already greeted the eighteenth generation of Xu Moqiu's ancestors in his heart.
Qin Mengyan was a little impatient: "Hey, are you still fighting or not? If you don't fight, you can surrender, surrender and lose half." ”
Xu Moqiu nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes, big boy, it's really not good, let's surrender! You are so rich, give her 50,000 yuan and it's over." ”
People fight for a breath, and Buddha fights for a stick of incense.
Gao Yaguo is very unhappy when he looks at Xu Moqiu now, the more he says this, the more Gao Yaguo has to go the opposite way, and wave his hand: "To be a man and do things, you must have a beginning and an end." I don't have the word surrender in my dictionary! Again! Good things are only three, this time you are doomed!"
"Okay. ”
The game started again, Gao Yaguo cheered up with twelve points, Xu Moqiu was not too fake, for a while, you came and went, and the two sides fought equally.
Qin Mengyan and Xu Moqiu glanced at each other, and the two smiled knowingly.
As an athlete, Qin Mengyan can be said to be referring to where to play, "snap", and the badminton flew in the direction of Gao Yaguo under her deliberate operation.
Xu Moqiu shouted from behind: "Tall boy, it's up to you!"
"Noise!" Gao Yaguo didn't even look at him, and rushed towards the shuttlecock with his racket.
"Yu Yu" only cared about watching the ball, but forgot to watch out for his feet, suddenly his feet slipped, Gao Yaguo "ahhhh
Turning his face, he saw a trampled banana peel lying quietly on the ground, obviously the thing he had done.
Xu Moqiu hurriedly threw down the racket, stepped forward to hold him, and shouted: "Oh, tall boy! Look at it, look at it! Let you have no sense of public morality, litter! Now it's okay, hurt yourself, right? Come on! Come on, come on!"
Did I throw it? Gao Yaguo looked puzzled, he clearly remembered that he had already thrown it out of the field? It also grew wings and flew back? Could it be that his eyes were glazed? As everyone knows, Xu Moqiu took advantage of the fact that he and Qin Mengyan were not paying attention to your comings and goings, and had already picked up the banana peel. Then he threw it at his feet while he was not looking.
Gao Yaguo propped himself up and covered Xu Moqiu's mouth: "Howl...... What howl, big man, what is this injury? Help me up, I ...... I can still fight!"
Xu Moqiu hurriedly persuaded: "Ah, big boy, why don't you forget it? You see that you are injured like this......
"What's the matter?" Gao Yaguo suddenly became angry, "Why are you so spineless? If you don't fight to the end, how do you know the result?" Or do you look down on me?"
"Master Gao, your words hurt my heart too much! My admiration for you is like the endless flow of the surging river, and it is more like the flooding ......of the Yellow River."
Gao Yaguo interrupted impatiently: "Okay, okay!
Gao Yaguo limped back to the arena, now he was tired and hungry, and the pain was unbearable, he didn't need Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan to use means at all, and he had no power to parry at all.
Soon it was beaten 9:0.
9 balls, all of which were pushed to him by Xu Moqiu for various reasons.
Gao Yaguo was angry, annoyed and powerless, and wanted to behave well in front of the beauties, but he was embarrassed like a dog.
If you lose the last ball, it will be a shame. Although there is still a little white face who loses face with him, he ...... Are you sure this little white face has a face?
Losing the game is full of red faces, dancing, like an old bachelor who has been single for 80 years and suddenly marries a little daughter-in-law, are you sure it's not a shake M?