Just when Lu Yifan was amazed by the beautiful photos in the Queen Mother's circle of friends, his mobile phone rang.

Queen Mother: "You are the Lu Yifan who brought the Jade Emperor badly?"

Lu Yifan: "Aunt Queen Mother, how do you say this? What do you mean that I brought the Jade Emperor badly?"

Queen Mother: "Don't call me Auntie, I'm more than enough to be your grandparents and grandmothers!"

Lu Yifan: "Okay, Aunt Queen Mother, no problem, Aunt Queen Mother." ”

Queen Mother: "(Three angry expressions) What a mortal with sharp teeth and claws, he dares to tease Ben Niangniang!"

Lu Yifan: "Niangniang is angry, I think Niangniang has been in Heaven for so long, she must be very bored and lonely to make Niangniang happy." ”

On the other side of the mobile phone, the queen mother who saw Lu Yifan speaking was slightly stunned, and her heart couldn't help but feel infinite melancholy.

It is said that the gods are good, but who knows the misery and loneliness above the nine heavens?

In fact, the Queen Mother knew why the immortals in the group would rather use magic weapons and pills to exchange for those junk food sent by Lu Yifan from the world.

In addition to being delicious and delicious, they actually miss the smell of fireworks in the mortal world.

Even the Jade Emperor couldn't bear the loneliness and stole down from the mortal world, how could other immortals endure the world of flowers and flowers that didn't want to be in the world?

Lu Yifan lay on the bed at this time and opened his mouth, and Gong Zili immediately obediently stuffed her chest into Lu Yifan's mouth and let him eat happily.

And Gong Ziyuan glanced at Lu Yifan's mobile phone curiously, and immediately said in surprise: "Ah, who is this?

This temperament is like a fairy in the sky!"

Lu Yifan smiled slightly, holding Gong Zili's chest, and said inarticulately: "Ha, fairy? This is 11,000 times more powerful than a fairy!"

Queen Mother: "Don't divert the topic Lu Yifan! Since you took the Jade Emperor to be that anchor, he has been listening to me every night when he sleeps, 'Lao Tie double-clicks 666', 'Water friends give me a rocket', like crazy."

Say, what sin thou shalt be guilty of!"

it!

Your husband is addicted to games and live streaming, why do you blame me?

Lu Yifan: "Eh, Niangniang is angry, the Jade Emperor wants to be an anchor and play games, and I didn't force it!"

And...... I didn't expect him to have such weak self-control and become addicted to the Internet......

To be honest, in our mortal world, only elementary school students will be so addicted to playing games, and older people will have self-control. ”

Queen Mother: "What do you mean?

Your husband is really not as good as a primary school student when he plays League of Legends, and he is not even as good as hanging up in the spring!

Are you embarrassed to rely on me?

Lu Yifan: "Niangniang, I didn't mean that...... If you have any grievances or requirements, please feel free to mention them, and I will definitely meet you.

If you need me to persuade the Jade Emperor to quit his Internet addiction, or block his account so that he can't play games, I can do it. ”

The Queen Mother: "Ha! Childish! Do you think that Ben Niangniang is only looking for you to get that dead old man to quit his Internet addiction?"

Lu Yifan: "That...... What do you mean?"

There was silence on the phone for nearly ten minutes, and then a sentence slowly came.

Queen Mother: "Take me to play!"

I'm !!!

Lu Yifan almost fell off the bed!

This Nima is beating around the bush just to let Lao Tzu take you to play a game together?

Lu Yifan: "(three sweaty expressions) Niangniang, do you also like to play League of Legends?"

Queen Mother: "Hmph, this palace doesn't like to play that kind of garbage game that pushes the tower!"

Didn't the Jade Emperor make you happy last time?

This time, you'll have to make Hongu happy too!

Otherwise, this palace will kick you out of the chat group, deprive you of all magic weapons and related memories, and make you just a mortal forever!"

After a pause, the Queen Mother probably felt that what she said was not too imposing, and added: "By the way, let your wives let Yue Lao lead the red thread to others!"

Hmph, are you scared?"

Day!

Lu Yifan's forehead was full of goose feather sweat.

This husband and wife are more ruthless than the other!

Lu Yifan: "Niangniang, don't worry, I will definitely serve you comfortably!"

The Queen Mother: "Well, that's pretty much it! If you can make me happy, not only will I not blame you, but I will also allow you to pursue the first beauty of the heavenly court, Fairy Chang'e, what do you think?"

You have to know that Fairy Chang'e doesn't know how many great immortals and demons in the Three Realms are remembered, and there are even those who go to the Heavenly Palace for her!

Of course, those people were all scattered by the slap of the palace. ”

Pursuing the Chang'e Fairy?!

When Lu Yifan thought of Fairy Chang'e's gorgeous and delicate facial features, his heart was ordinary and ordinary.

It's not that he didn't think about Fairy Chang'e.

But after all, people are in the sky, and they are fairies, and they are in the mortal world, so Lu Yifan pressed this thought.

Now the Queen Mother has offered to allow herself to pursue Fairy Chang'e!

How can this make Lu Yifan not moved!

If this is successful, he will not only have the top ten school flowers of Jiang University as his wife, but also the first beauty of Heaven as his wife!

This Nima has to envy how many immortals in the Three Realms of Death!

Lu Yifan: "Niangniang laughed, it is my duty to serve Niangniang, how dare I ask for anything?"

By the way, what is the circumference of Fairy Chang'e?"

The Queen Mother: "Little pervert, you are really as obscene as the legend."

I don't know the circumference of Fairy Chang'e, and when she comes to my bath next time, I'll help you touch it. ”

Looking at this sentence, Lu Yifan's mind instantly made up the fragrant picture of the queen mother, the best royal sister, and the pure jade girl Chang'e Fairy taking a bath together.

The nosebleed spurted out of his nostrils, Lu Yifan had already come just now, and now he was hard again.

If the Queen Mother knew that Lu Yifan was yy her, she would definitely have fallen a thunderbolt to kill him.

Lu Yifan: "Thank you, Niangniang, I don't know what games you like to play?"

Queen Mother: "I prefer to play games that are more crowded, preferably the kind that can be abusive."

League of Legends, a game of only ten people, is too boring and not lively enough.

And having to play on a computer made me feel uncomfortable.

What age are you still playing games on the computer!"

Lu Yifan: "It's easy to say, I'll go and help Niang Niang find a game right away."

By the way, do you want to play live streaming?"

Queen Mother: "......Live broadcast? Actually, people don't like to play live broadcasts, but if you have to let me play, I can barely agree to you!"

The Queen Mother over there was obviously a little tempted.

And what woman doesn't like to be a star?

(End of chapter)