In order to maintain order on the spot, outside the academic lecture hall, there were several members of the Discipline Inspection Department of the Student Union, wearing red armbands, pretending to be guarded.

Shaking their legs one by one, with earplugs in their ears, and words in their mouths, they were dangling all over their bodies, seeing Xu Moqiu shaking his head, glancing at the tickets of the two, and putting them in without saying a word.

"Teacher, here!" As soon as they walked into the hall, they saw Master Xu waving at them with a glow stick.

Because the competition is not open to the public, there are not many spectators present, and they are all the best girlfriends or iron buddies of the contestants. For a while, Qin Mengyan and Xu Moqiu sat in the crowd and looked quite embarrassed.

Behind a row of tables behind the stage, a dozen or so judges sat down.

Xu Moqiu took a general look, they were all the top ten singer champions and members of the student union in the past, judging from the signs on their necks, at least they were all above the ministerial level. He even saw the red-haired Minister of Health.

Suddenly frowned, from beginning to end, the guy glanced at the girl's thighs and the bottom of his skirt with a pair of thief eyes, with a flirtatious smile on his face, he came to be a judge, if he wanted to be fair, Xu Moqiu committed suicide by swallowing feces.

After a short time, two hosts, a man and a woman, walked into the middle of the stage.

The men's shirts and trousers, the women's dresses and hair, look like that.

"Ahem...... the two tried the microphone first, and after making sure that there was no problem, they brewed it a little and then opened the chatterbox.

M: "The September sun is extraordinarily bright. Under the light of this holiness, the fire of youth burns in our bodies. ”

Woman: "The September breeze is very gentle. Soothed by this gentle night breeze, we feel the prosperity of the motherland with our hearts. ”

He: "Today, we gather here to witness this beautiful moment. I hope that all the players will play their highest level and bring you a gluttonous feast for the eyes and ears!"

The lines are quite familiar with memorization, but the expressions are a little stiff, but this is understandable, after all, they are not professional.

M: "Let me read out the scoring criteria for the singer contest. The total score of the contestants in this competition is 10 points. After each judge scores the score, the highest score and the lowest score are removed, and the average score of the sum of the rest of the scores is the final score of the contestant. The top 10 singers will be announced after all competitions are completed. ”

Female: "The specific scoring criteria are as follows......"

After a long list of crackling words, Xu Moqiu put his hand behind his head: "Hey, it's so boring, can't you start directly? ”

"Then why do you have to cook it when you eat? Don't you just eat rice?" Qin Mengyan glanced at him, raised his hand, and threw out a popcorn, Xu Moqiu took it in his mouth steadily.

"Hehe, Teacher Qin is right. There is foreplay in everything!" Xu Moqiu echoed again and again, taking advantage of the dim lights in the audience, and grabbed Qin Mengyan's little hand.

Qin Mengyan didn't know the other meaning of his words, and gave him a blank look: "Disgusting!"

"Next, I invite our No. 1 contestant, Wu Guokui from the sixth class of the second year of high school, he brought me his self-created song "Pot Helmet Love", where is the applause?"

There was a not-so-enthusiastic applause around him, and most of the people who applauded him were former classmates from the first and third classes of high school, and of course there were two children.

In order to allow students to maximize their interests, they can also compose their own lyrics and music, because it is more difficult, so their own songs will be added 0.5 points afterwards.

After hearing the name of his song, Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan glanced at each other, and then stretched out their middle fingers at the same time with a tacit understanding, blocking their ears.

And the next Wu Guokui's style surprised them even more!

I don't know who made the look for him, it's exactly the same as Wu Dalang on TV!

The appearance carried two baskets, and the most speechless thing was that the baskets were full of bricks. Seeing that his legs were crossed and his head was sweating, Xu Moqiu couldn't help laughing.

"Bang!"

With the sound of a gong, Xiao Changfu, Bai Toad, and Niu Gangmen walked out of the backstage with erhu and other musical instruments, and then sat on the ground, like the stars and the moon, directly surrounding Wu Guokui in a circle.

"Music!" Wu Guo Kui Niu snapped his fingers into the sky.

Then the chaotic and rhythmless music around sounded, Wu Guokui cleared his throat, raised his head and chested his abdomen, cocked his orchid fingers, and sang babblingly: "Ayiyo~Ayiayiyo~Hey! Hey, hey, lady?"

Turning around the bear behind him, he took it affectionately: "Aha?"

"This pot helmet is big and round!"

"It's a drop!"

"Lady!"

"Aha?"

"This pot helmet is so delicious!"

"Oye, Oye~"

By the time they finished singing, they were already laughing, where are they here to sing?

After singing, the two hosts tried their best to maintain their due demeanor, but they were not professionals after all, so they couldn't bear it, and finally laughed out loud. It's not a very serious occasion, otherwise you really wouldn't be able to get off the stage.

"The following is for the judges to score, remove the highest score, 7.5 points, remove the lowest score of 1.5 points, and finally score...... Ahem, wait a minute, calculating. Standing up slightly, I heard the host say, "Okay, the final score, 3.6 points! Applause, where?"

It doesn't matter whether others clap or not, Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan took the lead in applauding, although it was funny, but at least the courage was commendable. Besides, after all, it's also your own students, isn't it?

Xu Moqiu applauded and said to Master Xu: "What level is 3.6 points in this competition?"

"Hmm...... It's hard to say. Xu Shishi thought for a while, "Xiao Mu is last year's champion, and her score seems to be 9.7 points, if you compare it...... It should be inferior to the top, right? Or is it in the middle? Anyway, the results are not ideal. ”

Xu Moqiu couldn't laugh or cry, this is already inferior, what's the point of whether it's on the top or in the middle? It's not ideal, it's just terrible.

"Next, I would like to invite our No. 2 contestant, Huang Wenhao, from the ninth class of high school, and the song he brought us is "Love Song of the West Sea", please!"

Then I saw a boy wearing a peaked cap come up to the stage, took the microphone, and after some thought, he sang: "Since you left, you have lost your gentleness ...... from now on."

The words are correct, the cavity is round, and the tone is accurate, but unfortunately I can't sing the vicissitudes of the original song, and I can't feel the feeling of being sand-saved. If Xu Moqiu is asked to score, it is estimated that it will be about 7 points.

Soon, his score came out, and the final score was 6.9 points, which was not much different from Xu Moqiu's expectations.

The next few people and guys were even more ghosts crying wolf, and Qin Mengyan's head shook when they heard it, this was completely a kind of torture! I really don't know where they got the courage to go on stage.

"Let's invite our No. 9 contestant, Ye Xiaoxiao from the second and third classes of high school, the song she brought us is "Cherry Blossom Grass", please!"

The music sounded, and the girl's sweet voice came: "The evening breeze blows the bamboo forest, and the moonlight lengthens the figure......"

Although this song is very old, it is very durable, the lyrics are catchy, the artistic conception is romantic and beautiful, and the tune is soft and sweet. The breeze, wind chimes, and starlight expressed in it are intertwined with a sweet and happy and romantic beauty of the world.

The flower language of cherry blossom grass is that there is no love but you, which is also the love that many girls expect.

After a song, Qin Mengyan took the initiative to hold Xu Moqiu's hand for the first time, looked at him with affection, sighed slightly, and let go of her hand again, looking straight ahead, not knowing what she was thinking.

Ye Xiaoxiao's cover was very successful, but to Xu Moqiu's surprise, her score was only 6.5 points. On the referee's seat, the red-haired guy had a sinister smile on his face, and he didn't have to think about it to know that he was doing ghosts!

It's no wonder that most of the so-called cadres of the student union are raccoon dogs, and most of them are fox friends who are mixed together, and they are judges, if you want to deliberately brush off anyone, it can't be easier.

"It's too much!" Qin Mengyan saw at a glance that someone was making a ghost, so she wanted to get up and ask for justice, but was pulled down by Xu Moqiu.

Qin Mengyan looked strange: "Hey, your daughter has been wronged, and you just put up with it like this? This is not like your style?"

Xu Moqiu shook his head: "Don't worry, what's there, I'll talk about it after the game." Just let them understand that in fact, in many cases, the so-called fairness is just a joke. Because someone has secretly mastered this scale, and it is only a thought to know which way to tilt it. ”

"If you're not surprised, those guys are coming for you. Qin Mengyan is not ordinary smart, she saw the clue at a glance, and took a sip of Coke, "I heard that you just came to the school and gave the Minister of Health a dismissal, and then the health evaluation of your class is all 0 points, probably because of this." ”

Xu Moqiu sighed: "Hey...... I find that nothing seems to be hidden from your gossip Qin's ears. Yes, this kid. Look at his decay, he can't manage himself, what qualifications does he have to manage others?"

"And what are you going to do?"

Xu Moqiu shrugged his shoulders: "What should I do? It's not my student, what can I do with him?" At most, he will be taught orally, but I don't think he will listen. ”

"Oh, you're not going to beat him up?"

"Ahem!" Xu Moqiu straightened up and put on a serious face, "Please, I'm a Sven person, do you understand if a gentleman doesn't move his mouth?"

"Cut~" In this regard, Qin Mengyan expressed considerable disdain, "I don't know who beat other students' students and other homeroom teachers last semester, and I am embarrassed to say that I am a Sven? Who gave you your face?"

"Let's invite our last contestant, Zhao Yaru from the second and third classes of high school, and the song she brought us is her self-created "Forever""

Today's Zhao Yaru is dressed in white and snow, without any powder, she looks fresh and beautiful, dignified and holy, and sacrosanct!

There was no accompaniment, no music, Zhao Yaru took the microphone and began to hum softly:

Light the last cigarette

But he couldn't say goodbye

As soon as I close my eyes

Your smile will appear

I want to see you again

I don't want this forever

Memories are frozen in the amusement park

That was our last memorial

……

This song seems to be dedicated to someone who is no longer there, expressing her deep longing for that person...... Before the song ended, Zhao Yaru couldn't hold back any longer, tears came out of her eyes, dropped the microphone, covered her face and ran away.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly patted the chairs of the people in the front row: "Hurry up and catch up!"

Qin Mengyan stood up and stretched: "Teacher Xu, it seems that you have work to do next!"

"Yes!" Xu Moqiu shook his head, "Why do you say that children nowadays have so many troubles? How can they be like them, one by one, sentimental, trapped by love today, hated by love tomorrow, and angry by life the day after tomorrow......"

At this moment, the host began to announce Zhao Yaru's score: "Remove the highest score, 9.9 points, remove the lowest score, 3.0 points, Zhao Yaru's final score, 5.4 points!"

"After fierce competition, our final top three have been produced, the first place is Huang Xiaoxiao from the fifth class of the third year of high school, and the second place is ...... from the ninth class of the second year of high school."

After listening to this, Xu Moqiu suddenly became angry: "Mom! Labor and management can't bear it! These grandsons! It's not a thing to really step on a horse!"

Qin Mengyan hurriedly pulled him down: "Calm down, calm down! You are a Sven person, a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, you just said this and forgot it?"

"Yes, I'm a Sven person! But I can't bear him as a Sven person! Mom, I have to give this hair a little color! Otherwise, he really thinks that his father is a bully!" While the awards were being presented above, there was a commotion, Xu Moqiu took out his mobile phone and directly dialed someone's phone.

The phone was quickly connected, and Xu Moqiu spoke first: "Bring someone to me immediately and wait in the grove next to the academic lecture hall." What kind of self-study! Fart, just your few pieces of material, it's also in vain. Say it to the disciplinary committee, and say that I said it, hurry up!

Qin Mengyan was speechless: "Damn! Xu Moqiu, you actually instigated students to do bad things...... You're too lacking in virtue, aren't you? You're not afraid that you'll be caught and confessed to you?"

Xu Moqiu touched the bridge of his nose and smiled confidently: "If it is so easy to be caught, then it is not worthy of being called the Eight King Kongs of my second and third classes of high school." ”