"Damn! What a shit circle of friends, I think it's almost the same as the circle!"

In Jiangcheng, on a bus, Yang Xiaotian held the smartphone he bought with odd jobs and scolded secretly.

He was scrolling through the circle of friends to see what his friends had posted.

It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at it, it's not in a good mood.

Because, in the circle of friends, they are either pretending to be superior, or showing off a steering wheel or something......

Not interesting at all!

Now the circle of friends, in addition to pretending to be compared, is a micro-business of all evils, a miasma, nothing!

"Forget it, let's play with the drifting bottle. ”

Yang Xiaotian opened the drifting bottle, when he was bored, he liked to send a little emotion of life on the drifting bottle, which is what everyone often calls chicken soup for the soul.

Soon, Yang Xiaotian clicked on the 'pick one' function and successfully fished out a bottle.

Nani!!

I don't know if I don't see it, but when I opened the bottle, Yang Xiaotian was stunned.

The avatar is an old bull-nosed man, quite a bit of fairy wind bones.

And the address is even more mysterious, it is from the 'Heavenly Court Sanqing Palace'.

This......!!

Yang Xiaotian was speechless, who wants to be so boring, return to heaven, why don't you make a hell.

Secretly complaining a few words, Yang Xiaotian looked down at the content, and suddenly he almost burst out laughing.

Here's what it reads:

"Alas, it's decaying! The elixir that I finally refined in a furnace has all been refined, what can I do!! It will be the Jade Emperor's birthday in a few days, so what will I do to pay tribute! My elixir is gone! And even if there is an elixir, it will be too late! Woooooooo

Damn, even the Jade Emperor has pulled it out!

Yang Xiaotian pouted, this person is really funny, other people's avatars are either handsome guys or beauties, and this girl, the whole bull's nose is old-fashioned, even the address is so nonsense, the most ridiculous thing is that this content is ...... It's almost the same to cheat a three-year-old!

However, Yang Xiaotian is also idle, his fingers dotted on the mobile phone screen for a while, and he replied:

"You're stupid! Don't you have to use pills to pay tribute, can't you offer something else? The Jade Emperor eats your pills every year, and he has long been tired of eating them, so can't you get some new tricks? Maybe, the effect will be even better!"

After replying, Yang Xiaotian shook his head, he was boring enough.

Subsequently, he prepared to quit WeChat.

However, the drifting bottle actually came back in seconds.

Yang Xiaotian smiled, this person is really interesting, he must be as boring as himself, and then, he clicked on the reply, it was a voice message!

"Hahaha! What Daoyou said is very true! Lao Dao I have been paying tribute pills every year for ten thousand years, and it has never changed, no wonder the Jade Emperor has become more and more indifferent to Lao Dao for thousands of years, Daoyou This is really a word to wake up the dreamer!"

Heavenly Court, inside the Sanqing Palace.

The crane-haired and childish Taishang Laojun was full of surprise.

"This fellow Daoist, a great talent! A simple sentence will make me come to my senses! It seems that this person is quite proficient in human affairs, I have to study hard, just listen to him, I will no longer pay tribute pills this year, change some new tricks!"

The more Taishang Laojun spoke, the more excited he became, and his face was full of red light.

He will never forget that at this time last year, the extremely ugly Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie gave the Jade Emperor a novel gadget, which provoked the Jade Emperor Long Yan Dayue, and directly rewarded a lot of good things, and even a basket full of peaches!

After eating those peaches, Zhu Bajie is getting more and more handsome, more and more manly, and Xiao Chang'e, who has always hated him, has slowly changed his attitude towards that product, and his life has a second spring!

Taishang Laojun is envious!

"Shhhhhh

On the bus, Yang Xiaotian couldn't help but sneer, this is better than yes, I've seen something that can be installed, I've never seen something that can be loaded like this, do you believe it yourself?

Since you say that you are Taishang Laojun, right, you can pretend to be, then good, Lao Tzu will come to debunk you!

Thinking like this, Yang Xiaotian replied again:

"Hey, since you are the Taishang Laojun, then I have instructed you to be enlightened, should you get some elixir or something, give us a taste?"

After replying, Yang Xiaotian secretly laughed and scolded:

"This second goods, I look at it now, how can you still pretend to be! He also said that he is too high and is the old king, you can't blow up his Monkey King? The pretending level is too bad!"

Then, Yang Xiaotian was about to put away his mobile phone, but he felt that the other party would definitely not be able to put it on.

However, as soon as his message was sent, the other party replied again:

"Haha, Daoyou forgive me, you have helped me a lot, I should indeed say something, dare to ask Daoyou which way of the fairy?"

Ho!

Yang Xiaotian couldn't help but be happy anymore.

Lao Tzu is a fart fairy!

Which fairy have you ever seen who is still forced to squeeze the bus?

However, Yang Xiaotian still replied:

"Global Village villagers. ”

Heavenly Court, inside the Sanqing Palace.

"Haven't you heard of this place?"

Taishang Laojun looked confused, anywhere within the Three Realms, he knew everything and knew everything.

However, he had no clue where this earth was.

"Could it be that it is above the Three Realms, a higher plane!"

"Well, that's right, this fellow Daoist must be from that higher plane called the Global Village, otherwise, how could he make me understand the problems that have plagued me for thousands of years with a simple word?"

Taishang Laojun nodded secretly, and then replied:

"It turns out that Daoyou is an immortal in the global village, disrespectful and disrespectful!

"Poof!!"

Seeing the reply, Yang Xiaotian burst out laughing.

"Rub it, return the earth village to the immortals, this thing is really funny!"

Then, Yang Xiaotian shook his head and stuffed his mobile phone into his trouser pocket.

He was no longer interested in playing with the other party.

The other party's cliff is a complete second goods!

This kind of person, the more you deal with him, the more endless he becomes.

Although Yang Xiaotian is bored, he is not interested in accompanying a madman to talk nonsense.

After stuffing his phone in his pocket, just in time, his destination also arrived.

Jiangcheng University!

This is a key university that can be ranked in the country.

There are two kinds of people who come here to go to school, one is the rich and powerful second generation.

There is another kind like Yang Xiaotian, who has no money and no power, and is completely admitted with his own hard work and strength.

After getting out of the car, Yang Xiaotian went to have breakfast as usual.

A big steamed bun!

I can't even give up the buns.

There is no way, his parents are migrant workers, and the family conditions are very bad, and paying for his tuition makes his parents unable to stand upright, and he can save what he can.

However, just after Yang Xiaotian finished buying steamed buns and paid for them.

He clearly felt that his pockets suddenly became a lot heavier.

Apparently, something went into his pocket......