Chapter 553: Serial Moves

Don't look at Xue Wenqiu, although he is usually submissive at home, he is mixed with those fox friends and dog friends outside, and he has a little temper anyway.

After being slapped twice by Xu Moqiu, he actually became more and more fierce, got up suddenly, and slapped the defenseless Lu Mingjie.

Eat persimmons in the middle of the night and pick soft pinching.

Knowing that he couldn't defeat Xu Moqiu, he shifted his target to Lu Mingjie. And in his opinion, this woman is the culprit. Hitting her is tantamount to slapping that little white face.

"Damn! You're really a scumbag! If you can't beat your father, you can bully women, right?" Xu Mo was stunned for a while, and immediately reacted, grabbed his hair, which was longer than some girls, and pulled it violently.

"Ahh

Li Shiwen flashed behind him, and before he could get up, he raised his leg and stomped on his face, and said coldly: "The most unaccustomed thing in my life is the person who bullies women, if it weren't for the sake of you Qingqing and her father, this foot would be your crotch!"

"You...... Hmm...... "Xue Wenqiu's nose was shattered, he snorted twice, couldn't help the pain, rolled his eyes and fainted.

Lu Mingjie tidied up her clothes and smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, I let you see the joke." I've married such a thing in my life, hey...... I don't know how much evil I did in my last life. ”

Lu Bao'er was at the door, puzzled: "Cousin Mingjie, the silver is so bad, and the mud is still with him?"

"Cousin, are you ......" Lu Mingjie saw Lu Bao'er once when she was a child, and now that she has grown so big, she has no impression anymore, and it is reasonable not to know her.

Xu Moqiu smiled: "She is Lu Bao'er, Mingyue's third sister." ”

Lu Mingjie nodded at her: "It turned out to be Bao'er, I haven't seen her for some years, and she has grown so big, it's so cute!"

Li Shiwen kicked Xue Wenqiu, who was lying on the ground and fainted, and asked, "What should I do with this guy?"

"This ......" Lu Mingjie really didn't know what to do, throw it out, he would definitely shout when he woke up, and he would definitely cause a lot of unnecessary trouble at that time.

"Don't be a party, deal with it evenly!" Lu Bao'er said, taking out a bottle of green stuff from her bag, you can tell from the color that it will definitely not be a drink.

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but ask, "What is this?"

"Ann, Su sleeping water, wood poison droplets. Take a sip and get at least three days and three nights of sleep. As she spoke, Lu Bao'er had already pinched open Xue Wenqiu's deformed mouth, carefully poured a small bite into it, and then immediately put it away.

Xu Moqiu pointed to Xue Wenqiu's gurgling and bleeding wound: "What about his injuries?"

Li Shiwen didn't care and said: "Just pull some toilet paper to wrap him, don't worry, the scourge will last for thousands of years, this kind of person is not so easy to die." ”

So, after poor Xue Wenqiu was poured with sleeping water, he was directly tied up by Li Shiwen and thrown to the grocery store, and then slammed the door with a bang, no longer caring about his life or death.

Looking at Lu Mingjie, who was cleaning up the house, Xu Moqiu asked in the back, "How is the situation with Old Man Lu?"

"You mean grandpa, right?" ......" Lu Mingjie sighed, "I've always heard that he's sick, but it's strange that no one can visit him except for the second grandpa and that woman." I doubt ......"

Seeing that Lu Mingjie wanted to speak and stopped, Xu Moqiu smiled faintly: "I suspect that he is under house arrest, right?"

"Yes. Lu Mingjie nodded, "Grandpa's health has always been very good, the last time I saw him, he was still doing Tai Chi, and he didn't look like he was sick." But then I suddenly heard that he was sick. ”

Xu Moqiu hurriedly asked, "When was the last time you said?"

"Well......" Lu Mingjie thought for a moment, "It should be less than half a month, I don't remember the specific time." ”

"There must be something wrong with this. Xu Moqiu nodded, and then asked, "Then do you know where he is recuperating?"

That's the key, as long as you find the old man, the puzzle will be solved in an instant.

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Lu Mingjie shook his head: "It's not clear, only the second grandfather and the woman should know." ”

Xu Moqiu looked helpless, sighed and said: "It seems that if you want to know the mystery, you still have to meet the current helmsman of the Lu family for a while!"

Lu Mingjie whispered: "That...... I have a request. ”

"You say. ”

Lu Mingjie bit her lip: "Can you ...... Don't hurt my grandfather? He's just confused......

"Let's try to resolve it peacefully. ”

"Thank you. ”

While Xu Moqiu and the others were thinking about countermeasures, a very interesting thing happened in the manor.

Eighty percent of those who came to participate in the competition were having diarrhea at the same time, and there were even several people who walked and unconsciously pulled their trouser pockets.

What made them speechless the most was that they never stood up again when they squatted, and many people collapsed and passed out directly.

"Shhh...... Find! Even if you dig three feet into the ground, you must find this person for me! It's really hateful!" Lu Lin's old man's face was very ugly, and when he spoke, there was a burst of joy, and after pulling for a whole afternoon, the large intestine was almost pulled out.

After learning that someone had put a strong laxative in the boiling water for making tea, Old Man Lu smashed three cups in one go, kicked over two urine buckets, and feces, urine and tea were all over the ground.

Bai Zi was one of the few survivors present in the afternoon, and he covered his mouth and nose and stepped forward: "Old man, what about the three women?"

Old man Lu's face turned pale: "Increase the manpower, their target must be them, as long as the Lu family sisters are still there, they will definitely come again, hiss...... Oh, Mom, why is it endless? What about Dr. Liu? Why hasn't he come yet?"

Old man Lu pulled as he spoke, and the sound of "crackling" never stopped, and even he felt disgusting.

Bai Zi said helplessly: "Doctor Liu had a serious collapse and fainted half an hour ago. ”

"Quimpy!" Old Man Lu scolded, tilted his head and asked, "Did you call a doctor?"

Bai Zi nodded: "I've already called, and the best anorectal medical team in the city has already set off twenty minutes ago." At this time, it should be soon. ”

"Call and urge!hiss...... Ouch!" Old man Lu wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "It's been so long, why hasn't it arrived yet?" ”

"Yes. Bai Zi nodded, took out his mobile phone and quickly dialed a number, and it rang for a long time before someone answered.

Before she could speak, a deep and powerful voice came from the other end: "Don't rush, you are too urgent, the ambulance has just opened a ditch, we have to go back to see a doctor, we can't come, please be smart." ”

Then I hung up the phone without saying anything. Bai Zi was stunned for a while, and looked at Old Man Lu.

Old man Lu was so angry that he never expected this kind of thing to happen!

"What a bunch of waste!" he slapped his thigh as he spoke, but he used too much force, his body was unstable, he rolled on his side, and the urine bucket under his ass toppled over, and with a "bang", the excrement poured down on him again, and the strong stench almost knocked him out.

"Old Lu, I'll help you call someone!" Looking at the mess in that place, Bai Zi was so disgusted that he didn't have any intention of stepping forward to help, so he jumped out with a swish.

After a while, two little nurses walked in reluctantlyβ€”this was the third time they had come to clean up for him.

The expressions of the two were seen by Old Man Lu, and he suddenly felt that he had lost face, and said with a heavy face: "What do you mean? Don't you dislike labor and management? Do you believe that I will make your life in Yunchuan difficult in the future?"

A nurse next to her hurriedly explained: "Old man, you think too much, we don't mean that." ”

"That's what you mean!" Old Man Lu was unyielding, "I clearly see schadenfreude in your eyes!

"Lu Lao, we don't have ......"

"No fart!"

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Old man Lu grabbed the ashtray next to him and smashed it directly, "You must still be laughing at me in your heart, don't you? Don't you deny it! Those few flowery intestines in your belly can escape my fiery eyes?"

"If you are a lowly person like you, let you serve me, that is because your ancestors have accumulated virtue! Do you believe that I will make you destitute every minute, worse than beggars?"

The two were very annoyed, but they didn't dare to attack, so they simply stopped talking, endured the insults of the old man who landed, and after packing up everything, they quickly flashed out and walked out.

At that moment just now, they suddenly had the idea of grabbing the fruit knife on the coffee table and stabbing him to death. But they can only think about it, this old guy, they can't afford to offend.

A group of stupid people dragged until the evening, and finally a group of powerful doctors came from the city, took special medicine, and it can be regarded as stopping the diarrhea.

But all the people who were recruited were stretched one by one, their faces were yellow and thin, and their breath was weak, and even walking became a problem.

Yunmeng Manor, which was originally a beautiful garden, was even more ruined, with piles of excrement everywhere, and even the air seemed to be filled with a foul smell.

The old man Lu Lin pulled for a long time, and he had long lost the strength to walk, he sat in a wheelchair with a pale face, and said to Bai Zi: "Tell me to go down, let the cook make a sumptuous meal tonight, don't be afraid of breaking the bank." Go ahead, I can do it myself. ”

"Okay. Bai Zi nodded, twisting his plump figure in the direction of the kitchen.

Old man Lu looked at her back and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, if he didn't have the strength to pull it, he must have a good time with her! This girl is born to be a juicer.

That night, the two-story restaurant of the Lu family was full of people, and although most of the people's faces were not very good-looking, they still barely cheered up when they looked at the food in front of them.

Old man Lu sat on the main seat of the table in the middle, holding a tweeter in his hand (he was indeed very weak): "Everyone eat and drink well, there was an accident this afternoon, here the old man will accompany you first." ”

"How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in the rivers and lakes? I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet? We are all people in the rivers and lakes, so there is no need to be so particular. After a pause, the man added, "It is enough to compensate some money appropriately." ”

"Vulgar! vulgar is unbearable!" a person next to him slapped the table and said with great righteousness, "Money is something outside the body, you can't bring it in life, and you can't take it away in death." In life, you should have fun in time!"

Then his eyes rolled, his face immediately became obscene, and he smiled: "I suggest arranging a place for us to have fun." After we have eaten and drunk enough, we must exercise. ”

"Hahahaha...... Chen Huozi, you're almost eighty years old, are you okay? You can't go to see it, right?"

"Hey, hey, hey, when the time comes, brother, I'll give you a live broadcast, how about you cheer me on?"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter all around.

Old man Lu waved his hand and picked up the horn again: "Don't worry, I have arranged the place to go after eating, to ensure that you are satisfied, and each person will give 100,000 yuan in cash, which is the tea money given to everyone by the old man, and everyone must not refuse." ”

One hundred thousand, ten people is one million, there are two or three hundred people here, and tens of millions of hands are shaken, this old man Lu is really atmospheric!

"Old man Lu is really bold, you friend, my wild boar gate Chen has been handed over, come, I will do it first as a respect!"

"Yes, the old man is affectionate and righteous, and he is really a model for me and other younger generations to learn!

"Amitabha, good and good! Old man Lu is merciful, and the old man admires him very much, so he will make an exception and have a drink today!"

"The old man is generous, and he wants to sleep with 10,000 mothers-in-law. ”

For a while, the horses were like a tide, and Old Man Lu was very useful, and his grinning toad mouth was almost closed.

However, today's wine seems to be a bit overbearing, and after two glasses, a large piece of wine fell underneath.

"These people drink a lot, it's too much...... Belch. After Old Man Lu finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and shrank directly from the chair.

Seeing more and more people fall down as if they were dying, Bai Zi, who had been standing next to Old Man Lu, turned pale: "It's not good!

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