Chapter 222: Fake! You Believe It Is So Outrageous? (Thanks to Alliance Leader-Hao-)
At night, in one of the rooms in the small courtyard near Fulin Food City, Sun Quan's college roommate and friend, Dong Chuan, was eating noodles.
It was late at night, approaching 12 o'clock.
He got off work at 10 o'clock tonight, less than two hours from now, and he was actually eating noodles?
You know, before they get off work, they have a supper in the store.
If Sun Quan saw this scene, he would definitely be able to understand, because when he was in college, Dong Chuan was so able to eat, his amount of food was about twice that of a normal person, and cooking a big bowl of noodles for himself at night was definitely a normal operation, and if there were steamed buns, he could still nibble on two more steamed buns.
Of course, none of this matters.
The important thing is that he was snoring when he ate noodles, and when it was refreshing, his mobile phone rang.
Dong Chuan glanced at the mobile phone, stuffed a mouthful of noodles into his mouth, swallowed like a jujube, and then reached out to pick up the mobile phone, and when he looked at it, the caller ID turned out to be not his female ticket - Han Xiaoya, but Lu Wenyi, he pouted, but answered the phone casually.
With the mobile phone in his ear, Dong Chuan asked with a grin: "Scum! Why did you remember to call Lao Tzu today? Lao Tzu still thought you were dead? How long did you say you hadn't called Lao Tzu recently? Are you having a lot of fun over there?"
"Dabao ......"
A somewhat low male voice came from the phone, shouted Dong Chuan's nickname, and fell silent, which made Dong Chuan realize something, Dong Chuan frowned, thought about it, put down his chopsticks, and asked in a deep voice: "What's the scum? Listen to your voice, why does it seem to have been cooked? Have you encountered something? You have something to say! As long as Lao Tzu can help, there is absolutely no second word!"
Dong Chuan is still this very righteous character.
Lv Wenyi: "Li Xiaoping is going to break up with me......"
Dong Chuan's eyes widened slightly, and then he shook his head and smiled, "Come again? Are you energetic? How many times has she shared it with you? You haven't gotten used to it? You're not used to it! Won't it be fine again in a few days? Don't tell Lao Tzu that you specially called here just to tell Lao Tzu about this? Instead of talking about this kind of, you might as well talk to me about the major affairs of the national economy and people's livelihood! Hehe." ”
Dong Chuan said it very easily and didn't take it seriously.
But Lu Wenyi on the other end of the phone didn't feel relaxed at all, at least he couldn't hear it from his voice, "Dabao! This time is different from the previous ones! This time there is a love rival!"
Dong Chuan's brows moved slightly, "Oh, really, fake, Li Xiaoping raised the difficulty for you this time, didn't it scare you, right?"
She said that person was their store manager, who had a car and a house, and people had been chasing her recently, and she asked me if I could buy a house and a car, and if I could marry her as soon as possible, and let her be a full-time wife, she said that she didn't want to go to work anymore, and she wanted to get married now, and she also said...... If I can't meet her conditions, we'll break up......"
On the other end of the phone, Dong Chuan was dumbfounded.
After being silent for a while, Dong Chuan asked him, "Then did you agree......?" So what does Li Xiaoping think? She's only been graduating from college for a year, right? She doesn't want to work so soon, she wants to get married? So why is she studying in college? Just to be able to marry someone who has a car and a house after graduation?
Lu Wenyi sighed, "I also find it difficult to understand, but she has made the conditions clear to me now, if I can't meet her conditions, she may really have to break up with me this time, and you know, now I'm in Guangzhou, she's in her hometown, I can't reach it, if she gets hot and gets into that guy's bed, I don't know, what do you think I can do? Dabao! I'll be honest with you, I can't bear her! I've been with her since my freshman year! We have so many good memories ......
Dong Chuan pouted, "Then you tell me so much, what do you want me to do? Lend you money, let you buy a car and a house, and then marry her? Let me declare it first! Lao Tzu doesn't have much money now, if you really want to borrow money, just go directly to Biyan'er! Biyan'er is awesome now, the villa he just bought, and the car he just bought, but his girlfriend bought it for him, look at Biyan'er! Look at you and me again, you said that when you were in college, could you have thought that Biyan'er would be like this so quickly? and eat soft rice for him...... Where do you think this is going to be reasonable?"
Lu Wenyi: "Ah? Blue-eyed, he bought a villa? His girlfriend even bought him a car? He fell in love with a rich woman? Just his appearance, Dabao! You tell me the truth! Is that woman very ugly? Still very old?"
"You don't know yet?"
Dong Chuan was surprised, "Haven't you been in contact with Biyan'er for so long? You didn't have any contact with Biyan'er during the Chinese New Year? You went to Guangzhou, not Africa? Have you been closed to this extent? You haven't heard any rumors of Biyan'er's legendary experience for more than a year? Are you kidding me?"
Lu Wenyi: "......"
There was silence on the other side of the phone for a moment before Lu Wenyi's voice came, "Dabao, what do you mean...... I did talk to him on a few phone calls, and I passed during the Chinese New Year, but I asked him how he was, and he said it was good, oh, yes...... At that time, Li Xiaoping was also breaking up with me, so when he talked to Biyan'er on the phone during the Chinese New Year, he comforted me on the phone! Ahem, Biyan'er has been around for more than a year, what's wrong? You tell me in detail!
Dong Chuan: "Don't you need money for phone bills? Let's talk about it in detail? I'll just give you a few words! The first sentence! Biyan'er writes now, he can earn tens of thousands of dollars a month, and he should be regarded as a great god at that starting point, and the second sentence! His soft rice can definitely envy a dead person! That woman is beautiful! A few streets more beautiful than your Li Xiaoping, do you believe it or not? As for how people look at Biyaner...... Oh, by the way, now I, the squad leader, Luo Na, and the mallet Huang Youliang are all working for him, and Biyan has made a chain store, which is now an old store, and there are already 9 stores! Do you say that his experience is not legendary?
Lu Wenyi: "! Is it really fake? What do you make up stories? You don't dare to make it up like you when you write it, do you? Does he have the energy? He writes and runs a chain store? Do you think he is a superman?"
Dong Chuan sneered, "Compared with the two of us, he can really be regarded as a superman now! So, if you want to borrow money, look for him! Don't look for me! I'm poor, he's a local tyrant now!"
Lu Wenyi: "Dabao, are you serious?"
Dong Chuan: "Believe it or not! But from the standpoint of my buddy, I suggest that you forget it, Li Xiaoping offered such outrageous conditions, if you really dare to agree, I will see how you will live in the future, let me ask you! You are working in a big hotel in Guangzhou, do you have 1,000 a month now? If Biyaner really lends you money, with your current salary, you can only pay it off in the year of the monkey?"
Lu Wenyi sighed, "I know the truth, but I really can't let her go! Alas! Forget it, I won't talk to you, I'll make a phone call and talk to Biyan'er first! I won't necessarily borrow money from him, I just want to ask him, how much of what you just said is true." ”
Dong Chuan laughed, "Okay, okay, you go and call him! However, then again, I heard that the villa he just bought recently, I heard that he has also borrowed hundreds of thousands, even if you ask him to borrow money, it is estimated that he will not have it now." ”
Lu Wenyi: "Okay, then that's all for today, and I'll get back in touch!"
Dong Chuan: "Well, get out!"
Lu Wenyi: "Get out of your sister!
After speaking, without waiting for Dong Chuan to fight back, he hung up the phone first.
......
At this moment, Sun Quan really hasn't slept yet, he is still coding words in front of the computer, coding the ending plot of "My Decathlon".
Writing online articles is so hard, those who can sleep before 12 o'clock at night are either great gods or hit the streets, even many great gods and most of them hit the streets, and those who sleep before 12 o'clock are very few.
The mobile phone rang suddenly, and he thought it was Yuan Shuiqing calling.
picked up the mobile phone and looked at it, but it was Lu Wenyi, who had not been in touch for some days.
When he saw that the caller ID was Lu Wenyi, he unconsciously smiled, during college, there were six people in their dormitory, and the person who had the best relationship with him was Lu Wenyi, except for Dong Chuan, it was Lu Wenyi.
He has a good relationship with Dong Chuan, mainly because Dong Chuan is righteous and warm-hearted, and has a good relationship with Lu Wenyi, mainly because Lu Wenyi has a common hobby with him, and Lu Wenyi also likes it.
The difference is that he not only loves to read, but also started to write later, and Lu Wenyi just read, the first book written by Sun Quan back then, the first reader was Lu Wenyi, Sun Quan still remembers that time, when he was in class, Lu Wenyi's favorite thing to do was to dig out his manuscript, the teacher was lecturing on the podium, and he looked at the manuscript below, and the picture was quite kind and loving.
"Hey, call me in the middle of the night? Hehe, did you dial the wrong number? You want to call your little Pingping, right? ”
Answering the phone, Sun Quan made a joke first.
But as soon as Lu Wenyi opened his mouth, he asked: "Biyan'er! I just heard Dabao say that you are awesome now, not only do you earn tens of thousands of dollars a month, but you also open nine stores? There is also a big beauty who sticks to you upside down? You even bought a villa? I don't want to ask anything else now, I just want to ask you if these are true?"
Sun Quan was stunned, he didn't expect Lu Wenyi to call in the middle of the night and throw out so many questions in one go, but ...... How do I answer this?
Is it all true to admit it?
This seems a bit of a shame......
"Well, yes, how's that? Are you scared? haha!"
Shame or something, in front of good friends, Sun Quan has never had it, and he answered a little proudly.
"Really, you didn't lie to me?"
Lu Wenyi still didn't believe it.
Sun Quan: "It's fake! You believe it so outrageous?"
His bad taste came, and he deliberately teased him.
Lu Wenyi, who was on the phone, breathed a long sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Grass! I was almost deceived by Dabao's dog thing! That dog thing has also gone bad now! And let me borrow money from you, I know that guy is running the train with his mouth full, and he doesn't have a word of truth! Ma Dan! Wait for Lao Tzu to call and scold him again!"
Sun Quan bit his lip and laughed so hard that his shoulders shook, and he couldn't help it.