At five o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Dongchen woke up Kiki Elizabeth Alex, asked Lu Dongchen to wash his face and brush his teeth, and then accompanied them to buy vegetables, Lu Dongchen shook his head and said, "Two queens, can you go by yourself? What am I going to do?"

Kiki Elizabeth Alex shook her head at the same time, looking at the situation, Lu Dongchen yawned and said, "Okay, then I'll go wash my face and brush my teeth, please wait a minute." ”

After washing his face and brushing his teeth, Lu Dongchen followed the two of her and set off to buy vegetables, and when they arrived at the vegetable market, Elizabeth Alex picked up Kiki and walked inside, Lu Dongchen continued to follow behind, after a while, Lu Dongchen knew what he was doing here, Elizabeth Alex picked up Lu Dongchen while buying it, and when he came out, Lu Dongchen had already carried things in his hands. Lu Dongchen: "Elizabeth Alex, why are you buying so many vegetables? The three of us can't finish it." ”

Elizabeth Alex: "It's two days' worth of food, and it's not for you to eat all at once. ”

Lu Dongchen: "Can't you buy less? Come back tomorrow to buy it?"

Elizabeth Alex: "It's easy to say, it's hard to catch a coolie like you, but now that I've caught it, I'm sure I'll buy more things, otherwise I don't know when I'll be able to catch you as a coolie next time." ”

Lu Dongchen: "It's not easy to find me to be a coolie? I can get a phone call or a message at any time." ”

Elizabeth Alex: "It's true, like I'm going to really believe your." ”

Lu Dongchen: "What nonsense, this is all true." ”

Kiki glanced at Lu Dongchen and then at Elizabeth Alex, and laughed stupidly.

Lu Dongchen: "Kiki, what are you smirking at?"

Qiqi glanced at Lu Dongchen, "You're just smiling, Qiqi is thinking about things, hurry up and mention your things, Qiqi won't talk to you." ”

Lu Dongchen looked like he was about to cry and said to Qiqi, "Qiqi, what did Dad do wrong? Why didn't Kiki talk to Daddy?"

Qiqi looked annoyed and angry, glaring at Lu Dongchen, "Dad, can you please don't disturb me, I told you that I was thinking about things." You keep interrupting me like this, and what if I forget about it then?"

This little guy's temper is getting worse and worse. If you don't agree with Lu Dongchen, you still scold Lu Dongchen if you don't agree with each other.

Lu Dongchen: "Okay, then Dad won't bother you, but can Kiki tell Dad what you're thinking?"

Kiki: "Dad, did you mean it?"

Lu Dongchen: "What's wrong?"

Kiki: "I said that I wouldn't bother and deliberately came over to disturb me." Lu Dongchen: "No, how could Dad be like that." ”

Kiki was a little powerless to say, "I can't compete with you, but I won't talk to you, okay?"

Lu Dongchen: "Qiqi, you can."

It's Dad's own daughter, and you don't even talk to Dad, it's not okay. ”

Kiki: "You go away, it's your own daughter, you're like this, you always interrupt me, right?"

Lu Dongchen: "Dad didn't interrupt you, isn't Dad good for you, I want to talk to you, but you ignore Dad." ”

Kiki: "Aunt Elizabeth Alex, you're here to judge, is Dad always interrupting me on purpose?"

Elizabeth Alex originally felt a little funny when she saw Kiki and Lu Dongchen scolding each other, but she didn't expect the war to start burning on her now, and when Elizabeth Alex was about to speak, she asked Lu Dongchen to interrupt Elizabeth Alex's words, and then said to Kiki, "Your Aunt Elizabeth Alex will definitely help you." It's not fair. ”

Kiki: "Lu Dongchen, you go away, I don't want to talk to you, don't disturb me." ”

Lu Dongchen was about to answer, but this time it was Elizabeth Alex's turn to interrupt Lu Dongchen's words, "Okay, okay, what are you fighting with a child, you will bully and bully Qiqi, you can't bully others? ”

Lu Dongchen: "I didn't bully her, didn't she talk to me?" ”

Elizabeth Alex: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Then Elizabeth Alex strode straight forward with Kiki in her arms.

Lu Dongchen: "What do you mean by being too lazy to pay attention to me, what did I do wrong, you wait for me, why are you running so fast? You didn't see me mention so many things." ”

But Elizabeth Alex didn't pay any attention to Lu Dongchen's meaning, and continued to stride forward, and then Lu Dongchen chased after him, and when he caught up, Lu Dongchen was already panting, don't look at Elizabeth Alex is not big, she is walking very fast.

Elizabeth Alex: "Isn't this Lu Dongchen, you're running pretty fast." ”

Lu Dongchen: "I said, what the hell are you two doing?"

Elizabeth Alex: "You can eat as much as you want, don't talk nonsense, who is going to do something?" isn't this Kiki thinking about the problem, I'm afraid you will disturb her, so take her and go quickly, you better not talk now, in case you disturb Kiki, she will spit out a mouthful of water later." ”

Lu Dongchen: "Who taught him to spit? If you know me, I'll break his legs? It's very rude for a child to spit on, who dares to teach Qiqi this? Is this the rhythm of making trouble?"

Elizabeth Alex: "Alright, okay, don't talk about it, let's go home." ”

Then the two walked side by side and headed home. Back at home, Lu Dongchen waved his hand, "Elizabeth Alex, you have a holiday today, can I show off my cooking skills?"

Elizabeth Alex: "Do you know how to cook? I remember you didn't know anything about these things?"

Lv Dongchen: "The times are advancing, and I am naturally advancing with the times

。 So you have to know how to cook a little thing. ”

When Qiqi heard Lu Dongchen say that he wanted to cook, she nodded with a smile and said, "Dad's cooking is also delicious, similar to what Aunt Elizabeth Alex cooks." ”

Lu Dongchen: "Kiki, it's not right for you to say this, you have to say that Aunt Elizabeth Alex makes very delicious, otherwise Aunt Elizabeth Alex won't cook in the future, then you and I will go out to eat fast food." ”

Kiki was stunned for a moment, then immediately patted Elizabeth Alex on the back and said, "Dad, I said this to praise you, do you really think that your cooking is better than that of Aunt Elizabeth Alex?"

For such a divine operation as Qiqi, Lu Dongchen was stunned, this sycophant shot is so good, it can be said that it is seamless.

And Elizabeth Alex heard Kiki slap such a sycophant, and said helplessly, "You two father and daughter don't fool me anymore, you want me to cook for you, I cook for you, why are you fooling me like this?

Kiki: "Aunt Elizabeth Alex, Kiki didn't fool you, Kiki is telling the truth, Aunt Elizabeth Alex's cooking is really delicious." ”

In order not to eat fast food in the future, Qiqi is also desperately patting Elizabeth Alex's sycophants, for sycophants like Qiqi, Lu Dongchen simply despises it very much, in order not to eat fast food, can he even say this kind of thing?

But Elizabeth Alex seemed to eat this very much, and after Kiki finished speaking, Elizabeth Alex smiled and said, "Kiki, Aunt Elizabeth Alex cooks better than Dad's cooking, but don't you say it so obviously, what if you say this, what if Dad doesn't even have the heart to cook in the future?"

Elizabeth Alex is a typical example, hitting others to elevate himself, for this kind of person, Lu Dongchen is also very contemptuous, but in order not to eat fast food in the future, Lu Dongchen told himself, even if he is very contemptible, don't say it.

Kiki: "It's okay if Dad doesn't cook, Dad doesn't make it delicious anyway." In the future, Aunt Elizabeth Alex will cook, and Aunt Elizabeth Alex will cook better. ”

When Lu Dongchen heard Qiqi say this, he felt that he couldn't listen to it anymore. Just because you don't want to eat fast food, don't you even want to lose your face? How can people do this? And say that their own cooking is not delicious? In the future, you want Elizabeth Alex to cook? Elizabeth Alex is not a fool, right? You said it so obviously, she couldn't hear it? But then, Lu Dongchen was completely blindsided.

Elizabeth Alex: "Since Kiki likes Aunt Elizabeth Alex's cooking so much, will Aunt Elizabeth Alex cook for Kiki all the time?"

And Kiki heard Elizabeth Alex say this, and then touched her chin and looked at Lu Dongchen, but she nodded quickly.