Chapter 182: Why the Police
Last night, when Feng Ge Lilong said 10 million, the sheriff had to say that he was frightened.
It's just that Feng Ge Lilong's tone is equivalent to treating him as his own patent and private property, which is something that a temperamental man can never tolerate, in addition, Feng Ge Lilong is a stunner, but if he treats her as his wife, Feng Ge Lilong is not his dish, Jones Medi is.
Do you regret it, the sheriff feels that he has no regrets, he just thinks that Feng Geli's Long family is very rich, since he is so rich, why do he still do what the prosecutor who often offends people, and he came to such a remote place, and the sheriff is also very interested in this issue.
It's easy to go to work these days, he doesn't even wear body armor, Lingji God, come on, kill me, see how you kill.
He has already said hello to Wyatt, Wyatt's people are now chasing the spirit of the god, as long as there is a need, Wang Dengming will immediately cooperate, be sure to catch the head of the Shark Gang, as for what is behind the Shark Gang, there is a big, very bluffing power, pull it down, Lao Tzu is not Captain America, let's talk about it after a while.
He can now put his mind down and catch weasels and crows.
Wang Dengming was comfortable, and the people in the entire police station were also raising their eyebrows, and Satsuma made up his mind and said that he would stay in the town without special circumstances in the future.
And Akiro, not as excessive as that Charlie, although he came to admire, because of Jones Medi, but knowing that when she and Wang Deng slept in the same bed tomorrow morning, he immediately changed direction, he fell in love with another person, quickly, like a dog skin plaster, just yesterday, Xu Xinxuan came to the police station to visit the door, chatting with Wang Dengming, and was seen by Akiro, and immediately stepped forward to flatter, saying: Beauty, you are so beautiful, how about you have a drink tonight?"
Akiro is so direct, Wang Dengming appreciates this very much, although sometimes this thing is too direct, so that Wang Dengming can't come to the stage, but seeing him patting Xu Xinxuan's ass, Wang Dengming said: "Akiro is a good policeman who never goes to the kiln." ”
Wang Dengming was originally saying good things for Aqiluo, who knows, Xu Xinxuan said: "A man who doesn't go to the kiln, in this era, is either incompetent or has no money." ”
Sheriff Wang didn't know how to answer, Akiro was extremely happy, and was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, Xu Xinxuan said again: "Akiro, you can't, you can't collect taxes, I want to find someone who can collect taxes." ”
Akiro reacted quickly: "Then I won't be a police officer, I'll be a tax collector." ”
Xu Xinxuan said again: "That means that you are a person who sees things differently and is not focused, bye-bye." ”
Aqiro looked at Sheriff Wang, who shrugged his shoulders and said that I have done my best, you hurry up and catch the weasel!
If you say that the crows in the sky are noisy to death at most, there are a lot of bird droppings, and I don't know what's going on, there are a lot of weasels this year, and they are big, mutated like weasels, and they are so scary. There is only one chicken farm in a 50-kilometre radius of the town, owned by a woman named Marcris, whose husband died in a car accident a year ago, and now she and her cousin run the traditional chicken farm.
What is the traditional chicken farm, is based on wild stocking, supplemented by chicken feed.
The chickens she raises often eat insects in the wild, and they must taste better than the chickens that grow up eating feed, which is what we often call rural chickens.
Marcrice drove to report the incident with her cousin this morning, saying that overnight, hundreds of fat chickens in their chicken farm were eaten by weasels.
It's worth it!
Go to the police, go to the police immediately, all of them will go out, and catch the weasels tonight!
Marcrice's chicken farm, originally a corn farm, covers a large area of hundreds of hectares, and is also left by her husband's family.
In the chicken farm, there are more than tens of thousands of chickens, except for broilers, most of them are eggs of chickens, and 80% of the eggs in the vegetable market of Alaskuman Town come from this chicken farm.
There are eleven employees here, all of whom are not Americans, they are immigrants, most of them are from the Philippines, Vietnam, Thailand and Southeast Asia, and some have not yet obtained green cards, so Marcrice is also a small boss.
The town's police, with the exception of Gordon and Thor, who stayed behind, poured out of their nests and arrived at Marcle's chicken farm.
Of course, before you come, you have to make some preparations, how to catch weasels.
To be honest, weasels are a headache for Sheriff Wang, he has never succeeded in catching weasels in the church, and he has always wondered if the weasels in the church are all sperm.
Perhaps, the weasels in this chicken farm are not so smart, and Sheriff Wang wants to regain some confidence.
The last time Jones Medi caught a weasel, the weasel didn't catch it, and made a picture of a human skin, and Satsuma's stupid guy went to catch the weasel, not in the way it should be used, he used a gun to catch it, and when he saw it, it was a shot, he thought it was fun, practiced marksmanship, and could work, why not.
This time, Wang Dengming gave a death order, the chicken farm must be stopped, and the weasel must not be so arrogant.
Jones Medi asked, "Head, you say, what should we do to catch the weasel, you are the senior."
Well, I'll talk about my personal experience.
Wang Dengming said the following points according to his experience of repeated defeats and the experience of many friends who were bullied by weasels on the Internet.
First, calcium carbide clever fishing method: first find a good weasel often in and out of the hole, and then into the hole still into a piece of calcium carbide, set up a wire pocket outside the hole, and then pour one or two bottles of water into the hole, calcium carbide will smoke when you see water, choking the weasel has to drill out, so that you can catch the intact weasel, this method is both simple and effective
Second, chase with a dog: take the dog to the place where the weasel is often active, if the dog smells the smell of a weasel and keeps shaking the pseudo-bar, indicating that there is a weasel in the hole, you can try to catch it.
Three, looking for the hole to catch: in the wild pay attention to identify the weasel left footprints, carefully identify and find the hole, once found, only leave a main hole, the rest of the hole is blocked, then with a cloth bag on the hole, the other from the back of the hole to pound its nest around the hole, the weasel frightened to flee strings. As a result, he was caught in the bag.
Fourth, hanging door capture: when the weasel drills into the cage from the import to eat food, the wooden stick will be pulled down, then the wooden stick is taken off, the mechanism is out of control, the gate is under the action of gravity, the entrance is blocked, and the weasel is locked in the cage.
Fifth, the inverted beard cage fishing method: the inverted must be made of steel bars (to be elastic), it must be sharpened, the cage should be made of iron wire, not bamboo, filled with live clams, weasels are greedy to enter and can not come out.
Sixth, pretend to be a weasel: use one gram of vanillin, melt a small amount of boiling water, put the banana and Sydney pear into the soaked cage for an hour and then put it into the cage with whiskers.
Seven, the mouse trap, put it in the place where it often haunts, the weasel only eats live food, the way to trap with food is not good, it is recommended that you go to the grocery store to buy a few pedal triggered rat traps, and place them in front of the pigeon cage (cover it with something during the day to avoid the pigeon stepping on it, and remove the cover at night), after a few days and wait for the smell on the clip to disappear, you may catch the weasel. The main point is not to touch the trap with your hands too often, otherwise the smell of sweat will alert it and not take the bait. I've caught a bird-eating weasel in this way,
Eight, the electric mouse is very easy to use, but the layout is very cumbersome.
Nine, put poison, but if you are not careful, you will poison the chicken to death.
A big battle between man and weasel started at the chicken farm, and the five policemen, divided into three teams, used their favorite methods to sweep the chicken farm, vowing to give an account to the taxpayers.
The five cops, according to the even number, must have been unevenly divided, but Marcrice joined, and she was in a group with Akiro, who gritted her teeth and hated the weasels. The police cleaned the chicken farm for three days, and Marcrice arranged food and accommodation in the staff dormitory of the chicken farm.
Their harvest was very fruitful, a total of 178 weasels were eliminated, and Wang Dengming also invited a leather merchant to collect weasel farts, so he was not afraid of Wong Tai Sin's revenge.
On the fourth day, at the request of Marcris, the police prepared to work for another day until Marcrice was satisfied.
On the afternoon of the fourth day, Wang Dengming didn't want to catch weasels in the chicken farm, the smell was too strong, so he and Jones Medi went to the weasel's hole, and in a wood, they found movement, the grass shook badly, thinking it was a big weasel, and tiptoed over to see, Nima!
Jones Medi turned her head and sneered.
In the grass, Akiro was fighting with Marcrice, and it was the most critical moment!
Suddenly, Sheriff Wang and Jones Medi came out, and they were so frightened that they almost screamed.