Chapter 27: I want to be an auxiliary policeman
Wang Dengming stared at him: "You don't make trouble in my land, where do you want to go to make trouble?"
Tu Gordonbu smiled bitterly: "Boss, what did you say, who said that I was going to make trouble?"
"No, what else can you do except make trouble? Look at you, picking quarrels and making trouble, attacking the police, lending usury, playing black boxing, tax evasion, eating overlord meals, and daring to molest female policemen......."
"Sheriff, stop, stop, this is your fault, is it true that if I do a little bad thing, I will be a bad person for the rest of my life?"
"Hehe, I didn't expect you to be a good person, you don't make trouble, I'll thank you. ”
"Look at you, boss, where have you got, I'm really going to get you down to business today. Like you said, I have repented of my life, and talking to the police more can increase positive energy. ”
Wang Dengming exerted his strength, tore off a beard on his chin, put it in the palm of his hand, and blew on it, and the beard floated towards Tu Gordonbu.
"Boss, what are you doing here?"
"Tell me, what the hell are you trying to say?"
Tu Gordonbu smiled and said: "Sheriff, sure enough, it is the sheriff, and he said clearly, okay, I said, in fact, I just want to be a person who is useful to the society and does not harm the society......"
"What the hell are you trying to say?"
"Okay, I said, I heard the old mayor say, isn't your police station recruiting auxiliary police, you see, can I do it?"
Wang Dengming's eyes widened, wiped his eyes, that's right, it was Tu Gordonbu.
"Excuse me again. ”
"No, no, boss, I've made it very clear, I'm going to be an auxiliary policeman, I'm going to be an auxiliary policeman. ”
Hahahaha.....
Wang Dengming's head was dizzy when he smiled, he covered his ribs and frowned with a smile, smiled and smiled, his face suddenly sank, and he said with a straight face: "You, want to be an auxiliary policeman?"
"Exactly!"
Wang Dengming still wanted to laugh, what the hell is going on these days, but he can't laugh anymore, the ribs hurt and said.
He said seriously: "You have a lot of heroic deeds, you have been in several times, last year, you just came out, and then ran to our town, you said you want to come in, we are not a prison here, you went to the wrong place." ”
Tu Gordonbu was not so embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Boss, I learned a Chinese sentence, which was given to me by Liu, the owner of the dumpling restaurant, called, called, the prodigal son does not change his money, sheriff, don't you think that I am a legal citizen now, every time I go to the dumpling restaurant, I will pay." ”
The prodigal son turned back and did not change money, this sentence, he said it in Chinese, although the people who listened to it were creepy, Wang Dengming was also quite clear, this is the meaning.
"Ah, yes, I still learned Chinese, okay, how do you want to be a prodigal son, I don't need to do miscellaneous personnel, thank you." ”
"It's not a miscellaneous officer, it's an auxiliary policeman!"
Tu Gordonbu's words were quite resolute, but Wang Dengming was startled.
"Sheriff, I swear to God, I want to be a good man, follow you, that is the first step to be a good man, please give it a convenience. ”
Wang Dengming wiped his ears, and he really heard it right.
"You, want to be an auxiliary policeman?"
"Well, I've decided, I'm going to be an auxiliary police officer. ”
"As an auxiliary policeman, there is no salary. ”
"If I have a salary, I won't do it. ”
Fuck me!
Wang Deng looked at Tu Gordonbu seriously, no matter how you look at it, the pestle is there, they are all vicious bullies, with a natural evil smell.
"Tu Gordonbu, if you become an auxiliary policeman, the city police department will definitely fire me. ”
"Sheriff, you don't believe in my sincerity, don't you, I'm serious, you can't look at my face like a spy, my heart is kind. ”
Tu Gordon Bu said seriously.
He is indeed very serious, these times, Wang Dengming found that his eyes didn't seem to be so red.
"Tu Gordonbu, you really don't look like a policeman, if you join the police station, others will think that I am harboring criminals. ”
"Boss ....."
"Yes, don't say it, this matter is not negotiable, that's right, the city police department is asking us to recruit auxiliary police, but I really can't afford your immortal. ”
Tu Gordonbu looked wronged and said: "Boss, I just want to be an auxiliary policeman, I just want to return to a normal life, it's so simple, boss, what you think is complicated." It's too complicated, they all say that the police are suspicious, really, it's not wrong at all. ”
After saying this, Wang Dengming smiled and said, "I know why you bastard came to be an auxiliary policeman." ”
"Boss, why?"
"If my guess is correct, if you become an auxiliary policeman, there is gold in the north, and naturally someone will dig gold privately, then the police will definitely arrest people, and you can follow the police to arrest people, in other words, you have a legal identity, in the name of catching people who dig gold privately, and justifiably follow the gold diggers, so as to fish in troubled waters and find gold, isn't that so?"
Tu Gordon Bu hurriedly said: "There is nothing, there is nothing, the gold mine has not been found yet, how can I think so far." ”
"Still quibbling, get out! Lao Tzu doesn't want to say anything. ”
After driving away Tu Gordonbu, Wang Dengming drank several sips of tea, picked up the phone, and called the city police station.
It was Federly who answered the phone.
"Director, there are a few suspicious figures on my side, as if they are heading for the gold to our north. ”
"What, where did these people get the news, so fast..... Well, how do you know that?"
"Director, I've heard that too. ”
"Keep this matter secret! Keep an eye on the suspicious person, I'm in a meeting. ”
"Okay, Director. ”
Hanging up the phone, Wang Dengming suddenly smiled.
Damn it, is there really gold in the north?
In the evening, Wang Dengming told Jones Medi that Tu Gordonbu wanted to come to the police station as an auxiliary policeman, and this girl couldn't straighten up with a smile, and then he told her about the gold again.
Jones Medi immediately changed her face and said, "Head, really?"
"Federley has already admitted that there is such a thing, he is the chief of the city police department, and there should be no fake. ”
"Boss, you say that, that's right, when I passed by the Rose Tan Hotel, I found that these days, the business of their hotel is very good, and they can't accommodate people. ”
"It's kind of interesting, it's okay, ask if there's such a thing as gold. ”
"Head, you don't want to get gold, do you?"
"I'm a police officer, a law and order. ”
Jones Medi smiled and said, "Head, gold is a good thing, you can exchange money, I saw a house on Green Street, I want to rent it, the facilities of this police station are too poor, let's move there to live, there is also a swimming pool." ”
"The police station isn't very good, why do you want to move?"
"Boss, we're all nouveau riche, we have to enjoy it, you see, the dormitory of the police station, my room, it's almost empty and broken. ”
"Nonsense, that's a Midea air conditioner made in our country, the quality is good, it just changed it not long ago, don't talk nonsense. ”
"Okay, don't say it, I'll pay the rent, okay?"
"This ....."
"Don't do this and that, I'll talk to the landlord tomorrow, it's decided, this time, you listen to me. ”