Chapter 320: Madness
Zheng Yun answered a phone call before, and finally came to the dining room, but as a result, Jin Shuyuan and Wang Meishan rushed to sit next to Zheng Yun.
There was no way, Zheng Yun had to sit among them.
Zheng Yun looked left and right, and ordered: "Don't pour wine for the masters!"
Wang and Jin immediately scrambled to pour the wine.
Zheng Yun's face sank, and he said, "Can you two still make me worry? No matter how awkward it is, I can clean you up!"
The two also felt a little out of shape today, and Jin Shuyuan said to Wang Meishan: "You pour!"
Zheng Yun pretended to be unhappy and lectured Jin Shuyuan: "What are you, yours, call sister!"
Jin Shuyuan's mouth flattened, and after a few seconds, she said, "Sister, you fall!"
Wang Meishan smiled proudly and began to pour wine.
Zheng Yun glared at her again and said, "Stinky girl, I don't know if I want my sister!"
"Oops!" Wang Meishan was a little anxious, and Zheng Yun said again: "Today's New Year, I won't talk about you, smile, hahaha......"
Before his laughter fell, he was pinched hard by Wang Meishan on the leg.
Zheng Yun drank more and more interested, and finally threw the three ladies aside, let Wu Meina go to chat with them, and came to Sun Tao by himself, both of them took off their big bare arms, each stepped on a chair with one foot, and pinched a big roast leg of lamb in the other hand.
The laughter of so many people in the dining room couldn't hide the sound of the two of them fighting, so they listened to the two of them arguing.
It can be said that Zheng Yun and Sun Tao drink about the same amount, and they can only drink when the two of them are together, and other than that, it is very boring to drink with anyone.
Sun Tao goes out to drink every time, and he is alone in seventeen or eighteen, of course, one person has to drink seventeen or eighteen cups, only in this way can he be evenly matched.
Today, he and Zheng Yun can be regarded as having a good time, drinking from more than two o'clock in the afternoon to seven o'clock in the evening, both breaking the record, and throwing a bunch of liquor bottles on the table and on the ground, which frightened those who had not seen them drink.
Xue Feng had seen Zheng Yun drink, he didn't expect that his uncle would have an opponent, and he really enjoyed watching it, he was a top master duel, and he couldn't enter the game with his amount of alcohol, so he could only drink it slowly.
Zheng and Sun both drank to their heart's content, and it was not too early, so they returned to the living room.
At this time, it was more than seven o'clock in the evening, Zheng Yun ordered the "Spring Festival Gala" to start, and the stars began to sing and dance.
Although Zheng and Sun stopped drinking liquor, there was still a case of beer in front of them, drinking and eating snacks while enjoying the live performances of the stars.
Sun Tao was drunk, looking at those beautiful stars, his heart was really beating wildly, and his eyes were shining blue.
It can be said that the success rate of chasing female stars with his net worth should be 98%, but there is Wu Meina, the "Queen Mother", who is in charge of him.
It was within reach, but he didn't dare to do it, and the torture he suffered can be imagined.
After the star performance, the maids came out with some shows, and there were even sketches, although the content was average, but those half-baked performances were more ridiculous than the content, and they also made everyone laugh.
The show lasted until just over 12 o'clock.
Since fireworks were completely banned in the city, Zheng Yun did not buy them this year.
The show is over, and the older people can't stay up anymore, so they symbolically eat a few dumplings and go back to their rooms to rest one after another.
Those stars also arranged guest rooms, and only Chen Li, Deria, Zheng Yun, Sun Tao and others were left in the living room.
Zheng Yun and Sun Tao set a goal, and the case of beer in front of them could only be dispersed after drinking.
It was not interesting for the two of them to drink, so they opened red wine and let the women accompany them.
In this way, it lasted until two o'clock in the middle of the night, when the beer was finally drunk, Sun Tao picked up Wu Meina sideways and returned to the room.
Zheng Yun looked at the ladies one by one and said, "I order!
Everyone was stunned, no one was dissatisfied, Wang Meishan pinched, and Jin Shuyuan thumped.
Zheng Yun laughed and smiled at Hu Shiling: "Lingling, you are the most obedient, you go first!"
Hu Shiling hesitated for two seconds, stood up, and was led by the maid to Zheng Yun's room.
"What about you?" Zheng Yun asked Wang Meishan and Jin Shuyuan with a smile.
Wang Meishan became more and more embarrassed, stood up, and said hurriedly: "I'll go home!"
She said, stepping forward.
Unexpectedly, he was picked up horizontally by Zheng Yun, and hurried to the room.
"Oh, why are you so bad! Put me down!" Wang Meishan shouted.
"Call me to divorce you again!"
When Wang Meishan heard this, she didn't dare to speak anymore, but just pinched his arm hard.
When she came to the room, Zheng Yun threw her on the bed and threatened: "Don't run, if you run, I'll leave you!"
After he finished speaking, he quickly ran back downstairs, rushed to Jin Shuyuan's approach, and picked him up as well.
Jin Shuyuan was also drunk at this time, but no matter how confused she was, she couldn't stand this, and she was also shouting to the sky.
"Stinky, pester me every day, shut down ...... I'm scared when it's critical, aren't you?"
Jin Shuyuan glared and shouted, "Who is afraid?"
"If you're not afraid...... Just shut up!"
Zheng Yun snorted tiredly, threw her into the room as well, and then ran back downstairs like crazy.
When Zheng Yun took Jin Shuyuan away, Deria looked surprised, and couldn't help but say, "God, is he crazy?"
"This dead boy!" Chen Li smiled helplessly.
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Zheng Yun rushing over again, but before Dai Ruiya could react, she was already picked up by Zheng Yun.
Deria shouted, "Brother, you can't do this, I'm not your wife!"
"Yes, it will ...... It has to be!" Zheng Yun said loudly without refuting it.
"I didn't promise you at all, brother, you are too much!"
"Is it too much?, what a lot of effort I have worked on for you, if I don't take you down today, am I still a gentleman?"
After Zheng Yun finished speaking, he immediately moved his mouth to attack.
In fact, Deria has long been in love with Zheng Yun, but how can she have a relationship with Zheng Yun when she sees that Zheng Yun has so many wives?
However, she could no longer resist Zheng Yun's actions at this time, and soon fell.
Zheng Yun was drunk at this time, it was really unstoppable, threw Deria into the room, turned around and ran back downstairs.
Chen Li was talking to her friends on the phone at the time, wishing each other a happy New Year, but before she finished speaking, the phone was snatched away and thrown on the sofa, and the person had already been picked up.
"Dead boy, what are you doing, I'm your sister!" Chen Li exclaimed in horror.
Zheng Yun stopped and said, "Oh sister, how old did you say you are?
Today is ...... It's a good day, and you can be my daughter-in-law!"
Chen Li became more and more flustered, and scolded: "Stinky boy, why is it so bad, let me go, if you do it again, my sister is angry!"
"What are you angry about, you became my daughter-in-law today, and you will ...... in the future Don't be angry!"
After he finished speaking, he attacked again with his mouth.
"Dead ...... Dead boy!"
......
The next morning, Zheng Yun woke up leisurely, saw that there was no one around him, remembered last night, and laughed.
He thought that he had five daughters-in-law all of a sudden, and at this point in his life, what more could he ask for!
He has also learned a lot of words since he practiced calligraphy, and he even remembered what his husband wanted, and he couldn't stop laughing when he thought about it, which was really proud.
After getting dressed, washing up, and just out of the room, I saw Chen Li.
When Chen Li saw Zheng Yun, her face was flushed, she looked a little embarrassed, and said, "Go down and eat!"
Zheng Yun grabbed her shoulder, made her turn to face herself, and said with a smile: "Sister...... No, you're my wife now!
Lili, do you like me in your heart?"
"Don't say it, go down and eat!"
"No, say!"
Chen Li was forced to be helpless, and said, "I like it, I like it, I can, dead boy!"
"Hahaha......"
Zheng Yun put his arm around her and went downstairs.