Chapter 1382 Silly One and Wukong PK Fishing
Silly one, Haoran and Wukong, Xiao Bu bit competition, who catches more fish, Xiao Song'er is a notary.
The program team found it interesting here, Li Feng and Hu were not left behind for a day, and the two of them guessed who would win.
"Silly Brother and Goku?"
Li Feng seemed hesitant, but the result was amazingly fast. "I choose Goku. ”
"Poof. ”
Xiao Song was happy. "Brother, your time to think about it is too short. ”
"Kaedeko, you're doubting my skills. "I'm stupid and angry, little one, I can't even compare to a monkey.
No, you must give a talk, everyone is a brother, don't look down on your brother so much.
Li Feng said as a matter of course. "I don't know what Silly-sensei's fishing skills are, but I believe my Goku is the best. ”
"Boy, wait, director, this bet is lost, do we have any punishment?"
Stupid, this is looking for death, Li Feng can't stop it.
Gao Kai was going to be punished when he heard it, which required him to shoot a show for the first time now. "Yes, yes, there must be, hahaha, let's do it, don't we have old corn in our vegetable garden, so whoever loses will go and break all the corn." ”
That's a lot of corn, Li Feng sighed when he heard it, it's not that I don't want to stop it, it's really stupid Teacher Yi, you are too stupid to stop it.
"There's a lot of corn in the garden. Xiao Song'er whispered.
"Okay, that's it, Fengzi bets. Stupidly looking at Li Feng, Xiao Yan actually looked down on his own skills.
What else could Li Feng say? "Silly teacher, do you really want to bet?"
"Yes, it's a matter of dignity. ”
Silly and said that you are afraid, if you are afraid, then it is good.
"Oh well. ”
Li Feng gambled. "I'll make a new basket for you when you go back, and be comfortable. ”
"You kid, I'm so sure I'm going to lose, I really don't believe it. ”
Others are surprised that Li Feng is so determined, you must know that the stupid teacher is a big bang, but that one said that he is the most powerful fisher among the actors.
This is a fool who hasn't watched Li Feng's live broadcast, otherwise a fan knows that Li Feng's fishing is not too cruel, and then there is a bet with this product, and now the maple silk pot doesn't dare to mention it, just kidding.
Bet on a man who can play football and do three Real Madrid, who would dare to bet, this is not jumping into a fire pit.
"Bet. ”
"Gao Kai, you testify to me. ”
It's really stupid, what can Li Feng do, I'm also helpless, someone wants to work and can't stop it. "Sister-in-law, it's not that I don't stop the stupid brother, I really can't stop it. ”
Just as the bet was being lively, Wukong's side moved, and a flying flick came up. The crucian carp was jumping non-stop, and the tiger looked confused, but he ran over quickly, picked off the crucian carp, and threw it into the net pocket.
The speed was very fast, and in the blink of an eye, Wukong threw the hook again, and Xiao Song'er cheered. "Wukong, it's amazing, another one. ”
Stupidly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this monkey is really a master of fishing, and this is only a little more than two kung fu.
Gao Kai doesn't care about it, it's a good bet, increase the ratings, haha, and Wukong, the little monkey, it's too worth it, a thousand yuan a day, I really want to pay a month.
I thought that fishing, I needed Xiao Song'er, Tiger One Day, these two novices came to make a fuss, funny, and gimmicks, but I didn't expect the protagonist to be a monkey.
The gimmick doesn't necessarily need to be funny, it's not a monkey fishing gimmick.
"Goku is amazing. ”
Xiao Song'er is very happy, this notary is not fair at all.
But there is no way, the stupid one can only smile bitterly, this monkey is really a master of fishing. Li Feng is laughing here, someone has harvested the corn. "Silly brother, I think you should invite two guests to come over and help you harvest corn in the next issue. ”
"No, you don't. ”
Silly get serious. "This is just the beginning. ”
"That's right. ”
Haoran said with a smile. "Although Brother Li, you are very good at everything else, but fishing, we are not afraid of you. ”
"Really?"
Li Feng smiled. "But you're not against me. ”
Haoran glanced at Xiao Budian, this little monkey fortunately hasn't caught one yet. Haoran got serious here, he didn't want to lose to a monkey, when he thought of it, when netizens mentioned that he thought of losing to a monkey, Haoran shivered all over his body.
This time, I have to take out the hard work at the bottom of the box, and I must not become a star who is not even as good as a little monkey, but I want to make a movie and become a big star.
Silly one's side is also serious, not to mention that Silly One's luck is not bad, Wukong's third fish hasn't come up after seven or eight minutes, but Silly One's side has one. "It's ok. ”
It's just a little smaller than Goku, and he said with a smirk. "Kaede, one is up. ”
It's just that as soon as the words fell, Xiao Song'er jumped up excitedly, only to see Wukong slam it, and it was a big crucian carp in the palm again, jumping around, Xiao Song'er had experience this time and ran over to catch the crucian carp.
"I'm here to help. ”
Tiger didn't have much patience for fishing, so he simply ran over to help Xiao Song'er pick the crucian carp. "That's right, it's not a big problem to buy crucian carp for seven or eight yuan a catty. ”
"That's only seven or eight dollars?"
"Isn't this a wild fish?"
"In the countryside, wild fish are basically at this price. ”
Li Feng said with a smile. "Unless you go to the city, not all people in the city can tell whether it is wild or farmed, and it is very difficult to buy it at a price. ”
The oil cost is more than 50 yuan for a trip, and it would be good if there were more fish, but too little, it was not cost-effective at all, and besides, the people in the city saw that the larger crucian carp were farmed, and you didn't make any sense.
"That's right. ”
Xiao Song'er hasn't even bought fish, how can she know this.
Tiger Day, Haoran, and even Silly One are all the same, as for Li Feng, who knows a little about these things, after all, he grew up in the countryside, but if he really knows more, he still has to ask the native villagers.
"Okay. ”
The fish was sent into the net. "These three have a pound, right?"
"More than that, almost half a catty. ”
Li Feng said with a smile. "The fish in the reservoir are quite big. ”
"Silly one, teacher, three of them. ”
Li Feng gestured three fingers at Silly One, which was the same as Silly One gestured to Li Feng just now, this was returned.
"It's still early. ”
Silly hum, this little monkey really has some skills.
It's easier to be on Haoran's side, at least now I haven't caught one.
"Huh?"
Haoran was overjoyed, there were fish, the fish in the reservoir were quite easy to take the bait, they didn't know, although Li Feng didn't add super spring water to the bait, but when he cast the net, he always poured some, but it took a while for the fish and shrimp around to smell the smell and come here.
The number of fish and shrimp here is several times more than usual, or even dozens of times, otherwise how can it be so quick to take the bait, generally experienced masters come here to fish, and it is good to be able to catch three or two catties a day.
"Hahaha. ”
Haoran is proud, a big meat skewer, not bad.
"Haoran is amazing. ”
There was no movement here for the tiger day, and this one didn't have much attention to fishing, so he saw Haoran catch one here, and came over to take a look. "It's okay. Haoran smiled, fortunately, his opponent was not very good.
Xiao Bu was angry, this thing understood that he and Haoran were on the hook, and now seeing that Haoran had a fish hooked, Xiao Bu almost couldn't help but throw the fishing rod.
"Wow. ”
Just as everyone was happy that Haoran had caught a fish, there were cheers from Xiao Song'er's side. "What's wrong?"
"It's a big fish. ”
"Brother Kaedeko, come and help Wukong. ”
Xiao Song'er was still happy just now, but when she saw that Wukong was about to be pulled into the water, she was frightened. "Big fish?"
The cameramen were so happy, they saw that the little monkey Wukong was holding a fishing rod and being pulled into the water, this guy was really crying and laughing.
Li Feng took a look, this is okay, not to mention his fishing rod, it is not a matter for Wukong to fall into the water, the water here is quite deep.
"What kind of fish?"
Li Feng ran a few steps quickly, grabbed Wukong with one hand, and grabbed the fishing rod with one hand and pulled it violently.
"Kaede, don't push too hard. ”
Silly one threw down the fishing rod and ran over, big fish, the show is very excited, Gao Kai shouted a few times at the cameraman. "Pay attention to the shooting, you must take the picture. ”
"The monkey caught a big fish. ”
"This section is a promotional video. ”
Gao Kai was excited, happy, Li Feng knew as soon as he pulled the fishing rod that this fish was not as big as he imagined, after all, Wukong's strength was not too big. "Five or six pounds, it's fine. Li Feng didn't wait for a few stupid people to come over, and with a slam throw, a five or six pound herring was thrown onto the shore.
Wukong ran over angrily, and after a few strokes, the herring was directly smashed. "The little monkey has a big temper. ”
"This fish is good. ”
"It's okay, five or six catties, at least twenty or thirty yuan. ”
Herring and grass carp are sold at similar prices in rural areas, and even many times everyone does not distinguish them, of course, people who know how to see it may pay a high price. "Later, we will ask the people in the village if there are any farmhouses around, and if so, the price can be higher. ”
"That's a good idea. ”
It's definitely good to be stupid and sell for more money.
Silly Yi talked to Li Feng about selling fish, but Xiao Song'er hugged Wukong and couldn't be happy. "Wukong, you're too good, you caught such a big fish, stupid teacher, this is at least two crucian carp, right?"
"Huh?"
Stupid pretending to be stupid, no, now three are behind, and then one more, I am not four behind, to say that this monkey is so good at fishing when it is.
"No, I just said it, no matter how big or small, one is one. ”
Silly said that the fart will be in his own position, just kidding, hurry up fishing, see such a big herring, stupid one catches a big fish The impulse is stronger, this guy forgot that he just said that the big fish is one.
Li Feng handed the fishing rod to Wukong, touched the little head, do you want to change the small hook, forget it, don't touch the big fish again, and pull Wukong into the water. As for the fishing rod, this little fish is not afraid to pull.
"Okay, okay, okay, I won't change it for you. ”
The little monkey doesn't want to.
The game continues, and there is another crucian carp on the stupid one's side. "Two, two more. ”