Chapter 421: Gu Laosan's Prayer (1/5)
Wang Ping knows why they are both close relatives, and the "sleeping wombat" is an Australian national treasure, and the "waking wombat" is just an ordinary protected animal. It's not a matter of being ugly, it's not that it's not cute enough, it's that it's too annoying.
How else can it be said that "those who can't get it are always in turmoil, and those who are favored have nothing to fear". Looking at the animals that are called national treasures in various countries, without exception, they are either cold or stupid. How can anyone put their stature so low?
Human beings are so strange that they like to chase after those who ignore them, but they don't bother to pay attention to those who chase after them.
Needless to say, compared with koalas, wombats are neither "cold" nor "stupid" enough, Wang Ping has never seen such a self-cooked animal. When he found that this place was full of meat and no melons, fruits and vegetables, a certain wombat's action was not to turn around and leave, but suddenly leaned over and hugged Gu Laosan's thigh.
"Yo hehe~ Brother is quite rare for small animals~"
Gu Laosan smiled and rubbed the wombat's hairy head melon seeds, and glanced at a certain badger proudly. However, when the string of snake meat in his hand had already exuded a drooling aroma, the wombata had not let go, but was humming and chirping, and the face of a salted fish became strange.
“...... Boss~"
Gu Laosan tried to get up, but he couldn't move because he was hugging his thighs, so he turned his head and looked at a certain badger as if asking for help.
"Whew~"
The wolf Xiaosi roared fiercely, a big wolf, but he hid behind Wang Ping, who was much smaller than himself, with his tail between his legs, and interpreted the word "lustful and internal" vividly.
"Look at my fart! That's an endangered species, 'sitting in the bottom of the prison beast', and I don't dare to offend!"
Wang Ping scratched his head, simply turned away, and pretended not to see.
"Oh my God, it's so cute."
"What kind of bear is this?
"A bit like a koala"
"I'm not afraid of people, I envy the third brother"
"It's like raising one."
"Isn't this the legendary 'Sticky Monster'?"
Compared with the helplessness of a salted fish, the netizens in the live broadcast room were very happy to watch. In particular, the wombat looks a bit like a bear, and at first glance it looks like a baby bear. 's stupid appearance and sticky personality are the most pleasing to the little girl.
But soon, everyone saw what it means to be too much.
Except for children, most adults don't have the patience to play with small animals for a long time. In addition to the freshness and curiosity at first, it quickly loses interest. Wombats, on the other hand, don't understand this, and in their opinion, if someone wants to play with them, they like themselves. I want to leave after touching it, how can there be such a cheap thing?
So when the foreigners who were in a hurry to leave or set up camp were ready to flash people, they were hugged by the wombats on their thighs and around their necks. The initial playfulness and laughter in the camp soon turned into disgusting scolding and complaining.
In contrast, the patience of a salted fish is better, let the goods on his legs hold, and if he can't get up, he simply can't afford to take care of himself. It's like there's an extra furry pendant on the body, anyway, I'm used to it when I used to be a badger as a mount before.
The first snake meat was roasted, and as soon as Gu Laosan handed it over, Wang Ping pushed away the wolf Xiaosi who was probing his brain, and he was not too hot, and he hissed and stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it. The smell of meat wafted out far away, hooking the wolf Xiaosi to keep roaring, and his saliva couldn't be thrown on a certain badger's body.
At this time, Wang Ping's ears moved slightly, and a chaotic footstep in front of him approached. When I looked up, I saw that on the other side of the bonfire, those wombats who were "disgusted" actually came to Gu Laosan together.
A salted fish and Wang Ping glanced at each other, and they both had a bad premonition in their hearts. This group of mallets can't be bullied by honest people, right?
Sure enough, seeing that a salted fish did not move, several wombats turned into "hairballs" and rolled to someone's feet, selling cute people, begging for hugs, and even a small one, heading straight for a badger.
"Whew~~ Get out!"
A certain badger shouted angrily, and a certain wombata stopped and was stunned, and then ran faster.
When Wang An came out of the tent, he saw three wombats hanging on them. Gu Laosan's two thighs, back and shoulders each had a ball of hairballs hanging there. A certain badger also had one next to him, and the two brothers seemed to hook his small shoulders.
The worst is the wolf Xiaosi, who is obviously the most scared, but is hugged by the biggest wombat. Poor baby, the cry and crying are almost the same at this time.
Every year, there are tourists who come to Gramping Park to see the animals, but Wang Ping guesses that there must be people who vow never to come here again. After all, it is an endangered species, and it can't be beaten, and it can't be scolded. Wang Ping had already seen more than one foreigner gloating when he passed in front of several people.
It's not a big deal for the guys in the live broadcast room to watch the excitement, and they have been shouting "envy the third brother", "envy the boss", "envy the dog" and the like.
"Bang~"
A slender jade hand reached out and picked up the little guy beside Wang Ping who was about to annoy him to death, and hugged him in his arms. Wang Ping's side was dark, Wang An sat down against him, and at the same time raised his hand to take the snake meat in someone's hand and roasted it on the flame.
"An'an, you're awake~"
There was a muffled voice of a salted fish behind a chubby wombat, Wang Angang responded slightly, and the wolf Xiaosi squeezed between the two and whined at her like asking for help.
“...... You guys, what's going on?"
Wang An was about to reach out to "rescue" the wolf Xiaosi, but after looking at the size of the wombata on a certain wolf, he retracted his hand again.
Handing the roasted snake meat to a certain badger, Wang An picked up an ungrilled one, listened to Gu Xianyu's complaining explanation, and then asked a question that made Wang Ping and a certain anchor break out in a cold sweat.
"What, this little animal...... Can't you fight?"
"Of course you can't fight it......"
Gu Laosan hurriedly shouted: "This is a critically endangered species on the red list, it's really going to be broken, you and I don't want to go home." ”
"Damn!"
Wang An rolled his eyes, glanced at his side and said, "Isn't this a scoundrel!"
A guy who lowered his head and gnawed on meat paused, turned his head and glared.
"Who are you scolding?"
After a while, the roar of a certain badger and Wang An's taunt sounded around the campfire, like a quarrel. The voice of a salted fish was mixed in, and it seemed particularly helpless.
The sun finally let go of some kind of concern, and went off work. When night fell, a salted fish was rescued by the camp security guards who patrolled the night and got rid of the pestering "little goblin".
Of course, people are not for Gu Laosan, but to prevent someone from abducting small animals by taking advantage of the wombats' overly enthusiastic and unrestrained characteristics.
Australia is an extremely "picky" country, there are so many cute things, but animals are prohibited from exporting. If you want to see small animals with bags, you can only go to Australia to see them. Even if a foreigner wants to keep one as a pet, even if it is not an endangered species, there is no door.
This also leads to the fact that when other countries are envious of Australians having cute kangaroos at their doorstep, they themselves are annoyed by these guys, and even the leaders are beaten by kangaroos on the side of the road when they go home.
Not even talking about the locals, even Gu Laosan and Wang An are indifferent to this group of seemingly stupid and cute guys right now. A salted fish was still praying to God before going to bed, and it was better for him not to see these guys again.
In this way, the koala can become an Australian national treasure, in addition to appearance, the biggest advantage is personality.
I don't know if Gu Laosan's "prayer" was heard by God, and early the next morning, when the two packed their luggage and continued to travel southwest according to the predetermined route, they were stunned on the spot as soon as they left the camp.
Just west of the campground, a group of kangaroos are wandering along the road around the reservoir. A few even jumped into a pickup truck parked on the side of the road and smashed the roof of the car in excitement.
Four eyes met in front of him, and three of them all had the meaning of "from the heart".
"Over there!" Wang An raised his hand to the woods due west and north: "Let's go around!"
A salted fish turned his head to look at it, sighed, and nodded, "Okay, I hope there are no kangaroos over there!"
Wang Ping, who was sitting on the back of the wolf Xiaosi, was stunned, and his hairy face under the camouflage hat was suddenly gloating.
"Tsk, it's time for Wang An to see the true power of Gu Crow!"
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