Chapter 867: Unintentional Willow Insertion
"You have to be able to cook a lot, so I decided to sign you up for a few classes. I'm here today to discuss with you, of course, I know you're quite shy, so you don't have to say, I've decided for you. ”
Bao Shan's face was green at that time, and she was still happy to see Yun Buregret being spoiled like this. But what she didn't expect was that she had already been burned in just a few days.
"Oh, sister, I suddenly remembered something, I recently had a set of exercises, and I was feeling a critical moment. Allow me to retreat for a few days. After saying this, she was about to run, but Yun Chan stopped her at once.
"Don't worry, I'm letting you learn this now, and it requires quite a lot of understanding. If you want to understand something, then this class is the best for you. Don't worry, my sister won't cheat you. Let's go, I've already decided, I'll take you to another one after this class. ”
Later, Bao Shan also completely enjoyed Yun Wu's treatment, and Yun Chan did not engage in his own strange research from this day on. Only Yun Buregret and Bao Shan, the two of them have lived a happy life since then. Being wrapped in that strong family affection every day makes them want to stop. Then I have to sit in the classroom like a primary school student and study, so that they can get drunk and die.
As for the little fat man, it's busier right now. Yun Chan couldn't catch it if she wanted to, because the little fat man now opened an anti-flicker training class. Not to mention that there were only more than 100 of them at the beginning of this anti-flicker training class, and the young children in the sect signed up.
However, the disciples of the other sects in this encounter couldn't help but reconcile in their hearts. These people who signed up are all the leaders of the sect, you must know that the leaders of the sect, how can they sign up for the study class? As a result, one pass two, two pass three, so that more disciples of the sect know about this matter and come to sign up one after another.
The little fat man's name is now Mei, and at the beginning his study class was carved with a few words on a wooden board. Now he simply used a large plaque and hung it high, and whenever a high-ranking sect passed by, he would stop and watch carefully. It's really a name that's so eye-catching.
"Senior brothers, when I heard the latest news, the people from the Regret Mountain Gate want to apologize to us and resolve the previous conflict. And this time, it is said that their senior sister personally came forward and was ready to invite all the young leaders in the entire meeting to participate. But this time, he asked with wine, "Do you think we're going to go?" If we go, we'll be embarrassed if we lose. ”
"You have to go, and since someone else has already drawn the Tao, we have to continue. It's a pity that Shanmen and we met are half a catty, I don't believe that he can be better than us. One of the senior brothers roared angrily when he heard this, and then began to contact the many disciples separately. As a result, these men gathered outside the mountain gate and prepared to go to the feast.
Originally, the little fat man was waiting for class in his anti-flickering training class today, you know, he beat those leaders. After paying the fixed tuition, he always regretted it. Because these ordinary disciples later paid for their classes, how much did they pay for a class? Therefore, the cost of a single class is not very high, but if you count it as a whole, it is much more precious than a spirit.
Originally, he was still thinking about how much benefit he would receive today, but it turned out that few people came to class, and this little fat man felt a little uncomfortable. What's going on with these people? Could it be that after only taking these few classes, they think that they will be able to pay it off after graduation? Of course, he wasn't angry that these people didn't study well, but because if no one came to the class, he wouldn't be able to make any money.
Fortunately, at this time, a few disciples came to inquire about the cause and effect of the matter, and as soon as this little fat man heard that this time he went to participate in the Dao Competition, in addition to the young leaders of those sects, even the ordinary outer and inner disciples had hundreds or thousands. This made his eyes flicker vigorously, if these people came to listen to his class, how much would he earn?
Of course, he can't say this, if he says it, I'm afraid no one will listen to him in the future, so he has to find a high-sounding excuse: "This junior brother, you hurry up now, hurry up and stop those people, and tell them that this matter is explosive, and you must not go." I don't understand, after teaching you for so long, all of your brains are pig brains, such an obvious trap, you can't see it. ”
When the man heard this, he hurried outside. Don't look at the little fat man fooling everyone these days, but the things he lectures are really quite vivid, one conspiracy after another. played with the mind one after another, so that everyone was impressed by the little fat man.
As for what the little fat man is talking about, this is really too simple, with his experience outside for many years, he casually takes out a few examples to explain for these flowers in the greenhouse, this is a rare and valuable experience.
The little fat man didn't wait at home, he felt that he had to chase these people back, and he had to let them go to class first. Even if you want to go to this drinking party, then you have to finish the class. No matter what the reason, you have to make money first, you can't make money, and you sabotage your plan to make money, and there is no door.
As for the high-level members of the sect, they naturally knew about it, but no one paid too much attention to it. If there were one or two of these people who went, there might be some danger, but once they went, there would be hundreds or thousands of people. Even if the mountain gate is extremely vicious, it doesn't dare to attack them. Because if you attack them at this time, it will be tantamount to declaring war with the Imperial Sword Sect.
When the little fat man ran out of the door and was two or three miles away, he caught up with these people. That's because the disciple who was sent away by the little fat man at the beginning, after he quickly stepped up, caught up with them and said the little fat man's words, which made these people's hearts flood with a total. If someone else said it, they might not believe it, but the point is that they said it, but they said it to the teacher of the anti-fooling training class.
You must know that with the teacher's years of experience in being fooled, there is a good chance that this incident said by him is true. But everyone still can't believe it, could it be said that the Regret Mountain Gate is really mad, and he will do everything to the point of doing the right thing with the people he met?
"Why are you boys running so fast? ”
In the crowd, an extremely handsome person walked out with a smile: "Teacher, you see if this matter is really a scam based on your years of experience." ”
"What nonsense? I've told you all. It's not necessarily all me, I'm not all on me, it's not all on me, it's not on me at all, I'm just explaining the case to you, do you understand?"
Everyone looked at the teacher sympathetically: "Teacher, we understand, the case is the experience you have been fooled." ”
The little fat man covered his forehead fiercely, why couldn't he say clearly: "Don't talk nonsense, all of you come with me, I'll give you a special lesson today." Someone wanted to ask something more, but the little fat man turned his head and glared at the man: "Everyone shut up for me, if anyone dares to say a word of nonsense again, I will kill him with a fart." ”
Everyone couldn't help but nod their heads hurriedly, and no one squeaked anymore. Almost one of them has eaten all of them, the taste of a little fat fart. , because once this little fat man sees who doesn't listen to the lecture well, he will reward him very kindly. I used to faint in class, so everyone was really scared of the teacher's fart.
Originally, the little fat man just wanted to take everyone to the front corner, and then find a predicament place to give a lecture to everyone. But as I walked, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and an instinctive danger invaded my heart directly.
casually took out a bunch of invisibility talismans from the world he was in: "Pass it on, one per person." Everyone listen to me, and when I shout three, you stick it on your body. "Although everyone doesn't know what the little fat man is doing, these students can only do it. Everyone had a rune in their hands, and they didn't pay much attention to it. After all, this is just a low-grade rune, and they are usually not surprised.
After the little fat man saw that everyone had turned the runes, he continued to walk forward expressionlessly: "Alas, everyone is holding hands, today I will teach you to sing a class song." Since we are a class, we always have our own songs, so today I will teach you the songs of our own class. ”
Although everyone didn't know why the class had to sing songs, the teacher said that they should do it. They all held hands with each other, and at this time, the little fat man suddenly said again: "Three." ”
With that, he flung behind him. A puff of black smoke evaporated rapidly, obscuring everything from view in the blink of an eye. These people present also reacted immediately, who said that they were just flowers in the greenhouse, but after all, they were still elites. After pasting the runes in his hand on his body, he lost his figure one by one in an instant.
They couldn't look at each other, but they still pulled each other's clothes again, and then, under the leadership of the little fat man, they galloped away in another direction in an instant. It wasn't until the little fat man thought it was safe that he lay down on a hillside, in the grass.
People don't know why they are lying here, and they don't know what the teacher is doing here. But it wasn't long before they lay on their front feet. Suddenly, I saw the fat teacher's fart, and after retreating.