All along, it has always been the physical education teacher who is "sick", and the physical education class has been occupied by other teachers.

But now, the sun is coming out of the west, and the new beautiful teacher in front of her, even if she dominates the class, it is still the class teacher's class!

This domineering operation made the classroom suddenly explode again.

Niu Gangmen muttered: "I just said, the surname Xu is a paper tiger, cowardly and timid as a mouse, you see, even the physical education teacher dominates his class, he doesn't dare to say anything." ”

The white toad echoed: "That's it, a coward, a man lives like this, it's really a nest!"

Ma Ganghelmet put his cheeks on his hands, looked at the stage with a and said: "Isn't that good? Would you rather listen to the old men chanting the scriptures, or watch the peerless beauties show off their figures? You see, Teacher Qin looks like a fairy, and he is powdered!"

"Horse rotten face, please pee and take care of yourself!"

"Hey, you look like you're a human being?"

"Quiet!"

I have to say that the appeal of the beauty is not comparable to that of a little white face like Xu Moqiu.

The classroom fell silent instantly, and both boys and girls looked up at the woman in front of them, who was perfect in both figure and appearance.

"My name is Qin Mengyan, and in the future, I will teach you all your physical education classes. What about this class, because the situation is quite special, so it is held indoors, who is the sports committee member?"

Niu Gangmen hurriedly stood up, and said excitedly: "I, me, me!"

looks three big and five thick, but his appearance is a little stumbling, and at first glance he is a bit suspicious of Liao Yibao's illegitimate child.

"In the future, before every PE class, remember to come to the PE room to inform me. You can rest assured, Mr. Qin, I am in good health, and I will never take leave when I am sick. ”

Niu Gangmen nodded hurriedly: "Okay, good!"

Qin Mengyan waved her hand at him, motioned for him to sit down first, and then said, "Then, in the next time, everyone will read the book by themselves, what do you not understand...... Well, don't ask me, I'm just a sports teacher. ”

"Teacher...... You have such good skin, what kind of skin care products do you use?"

"Teacher, you are so beautiful, do you have a boyfriend?"

"Teacher, you are in such a good shape, you must have practiced yoga in normal times, can you teach us?"

"Teacher, Teacher......"

Half a class passed quickly, and the enthusiasm of the students completely exceeded Qin Mengyan's expectations, and she finally squeezed out of the crowd, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said in her heart: "It is said that the most popular person in the school is the physical education teacher, which is really true." ”

Knowing that these students did not do anything to her, Xu Moqiu was quite angry.

I hated in my heart: Why did I give birth to a boy?

I inadvertently saw an advertisement on the Yuejiang Morning Post on the table: Yuejiang Dream Chasing Plastic Surgery Hospital, Fulfill Your Dream of a Woman! Three-minute laser resection, no pain or itching, contact number XXXXXXX.

Frightened, he hurriedly threw the newspaper aside - it was terrible!

The other teachers have more or less the habit of dragging the class, and just after class, there is no second person in the office except Xu Moqiu.

"Woohoo"

There was a slight knock on the door, and Xu Moqiu said, "Please come in." ”

Then I saw Wu Dalang carrying a plastic bag and looking into the office with a thief.

Seeing this face, Xu Moqiu knew that there was absolutely nothing good - who made it so indebted.

Xu Moqiu got up and walked over: "Big ...... Mr. Wu, what are you doing?"

Wu Dalang said with a look of 'concern': "Teacher, I heard that you are sick, does it matter?"

There is a hint of a cheap smile on his face, this seems to be here to care about people?

Xu Moqiu waved his hand indifferently: "Oh, it's okay, it's just a little diarrhea." ”

"What, this is the fruit that the classmates pooled money to buy for you, the so-called 'courtesy is light and affectionate', it is all a piece of the students' hearts, teacher, don't dislike it!" Wu Guokui said, handing the bag of loquat in his hand to Xu Moqiu.

It's a good courtesy, and Xu Moqiu almost didn't open his toad mouth and stuffed the loquat into his mouth.

You don't have to think about it to know that there must be something wrong with this fruit!

Last time, I knew how to use beauty tricks to numb myself, but this time I even saved this trick, how much do you look down on Lao Tzu?

Xu Moqiu didn't break it, he didn't smile and put the loquat in his hand, and nodded at him: "Thank you for me, classmates, your kindness, the teacher accepted it." ”

"What, it's about to take the monthly exam, but I'm going to apply for Yunda, so I have to go back to review my homework, so I won't bother the teacher." Wu Guokui slipped away for any reason.

"Hmph! Underestimate your opponents, you can imagine how stupid you are!"

Xu Moqiu sneered, threw the loquat in his hand on a spare desk in the office, and was about to sit back in his place, when the door of the office was pushed open again, and then he saw Lu Baoer waving to him.

The little God of Wealth is looking for himself, Xu Moqiu naturally can't refuse. He is not afraid of gossip, after all, he is now a teacher, and if he says a few words to his students, who will think nonsense?

Except, of course, Liao Yibao. That guy thinks completely beyond the scope of a normal person.

Following Lu Bao'er to the corridor, Xu Moqiu put on a serious professional face: "What are you doing? This is at school, come to me if you have nothing to do, and call Xiao Jiji if you have something." ”

"He's got five. Can you do it?" Lu Bao'er looked down on Lu Zhe the most, in her opinion, he was a waste, stupid and stupid, naturally he would not have any good words, he took out a note from his pocket and stuffed it into Xu Moqiu's hand, "This is tomorrow's menu! ”

Xu Moqiu wordlessly stuffed the note into his trouser pocket: "Bao'er, it's still early!"

"Where's the morning?" Lu Bao'er stared at her dark eyes and said with her fingers, "And ...... Ten...... One, two, three...... It's almost a bird, anyway!Miss Ben must warn you beforehand. ”

"Okay, okay, I remember! Nothing else, I'll go back to the office first." ”

"Of course, you come here, and I'll tell you ......."

......

At the moment when Xu Moqiu was called out by Lu Baoer, Gao Yuanjun pushed the door and walked into the office with the textbook.

As soon as he sat down, he saw a large bag of loquat on the empty desk across from him.

Huh? Where did the loquat come from?

Gao Yuanjun pulled it over and took a look, good guys, all of them are of the best color, uniform size, full of color, and they are dozens of dollars a pound on the market!

Looking at a large pile of lesson plans on his desk, as well as homework and examination papers, and other messy things, eighty percent of them are true!

It should be that I can't put it on my desk, so I deliberately put it on the opposite side.

Although the school clearly stipulates that students cannot give gifts to teachers, appropriate condolences are still acceptable.

Looking at the whole school, my teaching level is one of the best, and it is reasonable for some students to be grateful.

The hard work paid off, and Gao Yuanjun's mood instantly became beautiful.

You're welcome, directly dragged that generation of loquat in front of you, and began to make it.

Tearing open a thin layer of skin, the golden flesh was instantly exposed, and when you bite into it, your mouth is full of sweetness.

Hmmm, it's so sweet!

The moment Yu Jianxing, the head teacher of the fourth class and also a history teacher, pushed the door in, he immediately found Gao Yuanjun who was eating alone, his eyes lit up, and he walked over quickly: "Team Leader Gao, where did you come from?"

"Hey, a student sent it, what, it's a bit much, let's eat together!"

These words happened to be heard by several other teachers who pushed the door in, and the longing eyes made Gao Yuanjun enjoy it in his heart, and waved his hand: "Everyone is here to spread blessings!"

"Thank you Team Leader Gao!"

"Team Leader Gao teaches well, I'm ashamed!"

The teaching level of the senior group leader is obvious to all, and eighty percent of this year's outstanding teachers have not run high. ”

For a while, the horses were like a tide, and the high Yuanjun was called comfortable, and the whole person seemed to have a pair of wings and slowly flew to the clouds......

By the time Xu Moqiu returned to the office, a large bag of loquat had been completely made by a dozen teachers in the office.

Of course, as a leader, Gao Yuanjun is still very righteous, and specially left a few small ones for Xu Moqiu.

"Xiao Xu, come, this is what I left for you, try it. ”

Xu Moqiu's eating has always been one word - fast.

In less than thirty seconds, a few loquat fell into their stomachs, spit out the seeds and threw them into the trash, and said in their mouths: "Team Leader Gao, is this a fortune?"

"Hey, what kind of fortune?" Gao Yuanjun waved his hand and said with a smug face, "The students saw my hard work, and they didn't want to give it to me, but they really couldn't stop their enthusiasm." Now these children ...... Hey, I know how to be grateful. ”

As he spoke, he patted Xu Moqiu's shoulder: "Xiao Xu, in fact, you are not bad, I am optimistic about you!"

Xu Moqiu nodded, stood up, and suddenly remembered the bag of loquat that Wu Dalang gave him before, and looked at the desk, but found it empty.

I couldn't help but wonder: "Who of you saw the bag of pipa I was still there just now?"

Gao Yuanjun crossed Erlang's legs and subconsciously asked, "Where?"

"On the empty table across from you! Eighty percent of the rabbit cubs in my class sent them with ingredients, and I wanted to throw them away, but something was delayed. ”

"What?"

Gao Yuanjun was like a chrysanthemum being jumped by a rocket, and bounced up from his chair with a "whoosh".

The smile on his face disappeared without a trace in an instant, and Tie Qing's face turned blue, and he pointed at Xu Moqiu with a trembling voice: "You...... You said...... The bag of loquats...... Be...... It was the students in your class who sent ...... For you?"

Xu Moqiu was puzzled by Gao Yuanjun's performance, touched his head and said, "Yes, what's wrong?"

What's wrong?

Why do you still have the face to ask what's wrong?

Looking at the empty bag in front of Gao Yuanjun's desk, Xu Moqiu's face turned pale, and an ominous premonition hit him...... Chrysanthemum!

Gao Yuanjun even covered his belly and pointed at Xu Moqiu with a resentful expression: "Teacher Xu, we have no grievances with you, why are you so vicious?"

Tang Daduan also sensed the physical discomfort: "Teacher Gao...... It's hard to ......"

In just an instant, Gao Yuanjun was covered in cold sweat, and his forehead was covered with green veins: "Yes, that's right......"

"It's over!" shouted someone who cried.

"Huh"

More than a dozen eyes fell on Xu Moqiu at the same time, and the hot day made him shudder, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Listen to me...... I ......"

"Poof......

As a melodious fart sounded like a siren, the office squatting army got up at the same time, grabbed the paper, and rushed out of the front and rear doors, and then killed from all directions.

There are public toilets on each floor of the teaching building, and with yesterday's experience, they will naturally not be stupid enough to run all the floors, and it is the most effective way for people to run separately.

Xu Moqiu ate the least, but his stomach was faintly painful, but he didn't dare to be careless, so he grabbed the paper and put it in his pocket in case of emergency. With a twisted step, he walked in the direction of the infirmary.

And the poor Gao Yuan Army leader was restricted from moving because he ate the most, so he had to choose the public toilet on this floor.

Fortunately, the moment he pulled it out, he just took off his pants.

However, the ambush soldiers of the first and third classes of high school have been waiting for a long time.

A minute later, the hysterical roar of Gao Yuanjun's hysterical anger came from the toilet again - the pit, it exploded again!

Yesterday it was a firecracker, but today it has been replaced by a Colored Thunder King! Tomorrow, I am afraid that it will not be directly put on a grenade?

And since then, Gao Yuanjun has added a humiliating nickname that accompanies him for life - the god of!