Chapter 25 Jumping over the wall with a Buddha and smashing people
After the misunderstanding in Er Sisi's heart was cleared, Wu Di's heart was very happy.
After the two separated by the small lake, Wu Di remembered that the twenty copies of the Buddha jumping over the wall that he bought were still in the small hall.
At that time, the situation was urgent, how could he take care of the packaged Buddha jumping over the wall, and now Wu Di only hopes that those Buddha jumping over the wall will not be disposed of as garbage, after all, it is more than 20,000 yuan.
So he walked in the direction of the small hall again, and it was almost an hour after calculating, and as soon as the donation meeting was over, it was estimated that there would not be many people there.
Sure enough, at this time, except for a few students who stayed behind to clean up in the small hall, everyone else was gone.
It's just that there is one thing that makes Wu Di feel very strange, that is, why are the few cleaning students looking at him a little weird?
These eyes are very unfriendly, as if they are disdainful, as if they are mocking, in short, they are very uncomfortable.
Wu Di didn't know that after he and Er Sisi left, Xu Liyao appeared and said to Ye Liang, to be honest, there were hundreds of people in the auditorium at that time, and he didn't find Xu Liyao at all from beginning to end.
So he naturally won't know, and now many people know that he is a penniless dick who won the lottery and forcibly pretended to be forced to become penniless.
Wu Di ignored these strange stares and came to the place where he had sat before.
Fortunately, it may be that the location here is indeed relatively backward, and no one has found it, so the twenty copies of the Buddha jumping over the wall placed under the seat are still there.
Wu Di lifted it up, thinking about how to give it to those poor students, when suddenly a voice sounded from behind.
"What are you doing sneaking around?!"
The sudden questioning voice startled Wu Di, and when he looked back, he found that it was the mentor who was the host today.
Now it's okay, the donation meeting has ended, Wu Di was still worrying about how to jump over the wall of these Buddhas to those poor students, now just give it directly to this tutor, and let him help transfer it to each poor student.
So, Wu Di hurriedly said politely: "Tutor, this is some food I bought for those poor students, there was something wrong at that time, and I couldn't take it out in a hurry, and I would like to ask you to help transfer it." ”
Wu Di had already handed it over, but the tutor only glanced at it, but he didn't take it.
These bags are thick and opaque, so you can't see what's inside, and there's no print on the outside.
I saw that the tutor had a gloomy face and smiled mockingly; "No need, this classmate, you better take it back and eat it yourself, I see that you are dressed, and the economic conditions are not too good, so let's take care of yourself first and then think about how to take care of others." ”
Wu Di was stunned, what is the situation?
No, when he stood up and took Er Sisi away, wasn't the fact that he was the first to donate hundreds of thousands?
And this mentor was obviously there at the time, he should have known, why does he look at himself like a dick now?
"No, mentor, I'm the one who donated hundreds of thousands, and the economic conditions are still good, have you forgotten?" Wu Di hurriedly explained.
"Oh-" The tutor suddenly dragged his tongue, looked Wu Di up and down a few times, and then suddenly realized: "I understand." ”
"Do you regret donating all the hundreds of thousands of dollars at once, so now you buy such a bunch of broken box lunches, and want to come to me to intercede, and then go to ask those poor students for the money back? Then I can tell you now, there is no door!"
In the last sentence, the tutor shouted directly, glared at Wu Di angrily, and continued to roar with a look of righteous indignation;
"I've seen a lot of people like you, what's the matter? After pretending to be forced, I want to get the money back now? Do you know what you call it? You call it sanctimonious!"
Now Wu Di is completely stupid, what is this?
"No, mentor, I didn't say I wanted to return the donation. ”
"But I know that's what you think in your heart!" The mentor still looked jealous and hateful, pointing at Wu Di and continuing to spray;
"Look at you, you are dressed in such tatters, your family must be very poor, but you still eat so fat, spend hundreds of thousands of donations to pretend to be forced, you look like a greedy and vain guy, people like you are really embarrassed by your parents, and you will definitely not be filial in the future, there is really no tutor! With a child like you, your parents simply die, and no one will send them to the end of the province!"
It is hard to imagine that such a spicy and insulting remark could come out of the mouth of a university tutor, and the tone is full of contempt.
However, his words touched Wu Di's bottom line.
"Don't talk about my parents. A deep voice sounded from Wu Di's mouth.
"Oops, I'm still angry, so I said what? What can you do to me as a dick college student? Bah! Cheap embryo, I guess your parents are the same as you!"
This mentor is quite fearless, and he thinks to himself, stinky dick, and you still want to pretend to be a coercion, everyone already knows, you are a sand sculpture who forcibly pretends to be coerced!
Wu Di is really angry, he can say whatever others say about him, but he just can't say his parents.
Bang –
Bang
Wu Di's hands suddenly clenched, and twenty bags smashed on top of the mentor's head.
The bag was broken, the insulated box was overturned, and the hot soup from the Buddha jumping over the wall poured out, drenching the instructor from head to toe.
"Wow, it's hot, it's hot! you!"
The tutor was screaming when he was hot, and the few cleaning students saw that something was going on and quickly surrounded them.
"He dared to hit the mentor, and when it was over, he would wait to be expelled. ”
"Mentor, don't be afraid, we've come to your rescue. ”
"Quick, get a cloth and wipe it for the instructor. ”
"Let's catch him, don't let him run. ”
Several students diligently helped wipe the tutor's body, and a few went over to grab Wu Di, obviously trying to please the tutor.
The tutor was poured hot soup all over his face, grabbed the rag in the hand of a student next to him, and wiped it vigorously on his face.
But rubbing and rubbing, he felt that the taste was a little wrong.
"W-What did this rag just wipe on?"
"Uh...... Tutor, my shoes got wet when I was just cleaning, so I wiped my feet......" the student said hesitantly.
"I'll ...... Gross!"
The tutor almost threw up his lunch, and quickly threw the rag away from his hand.
Then he glared at Wu Di angrily, he didn't expect this pretending to be a poor dick to really dare to do something to him.
He's done! He's done!
Not only is he expelled, but he must be cleaned up now!
However, just as he was about to open his mouth and curse angrily, he suddenly saw the things that had just been scattered on the ground.
Abalone, sea cucumbers, and shark fins are densely scattered all over the place.
He was stunned for a moment, and at this time, another student next to him picked up a thermos box and suddenly screamed in surprise;
"Oh my God! It turned out to be the Imperial Dining Buddha jumping over the wall on the second floor of the cafeteria, and it was also the most expensive Supreme Buddha jumping over the wall!"
That's right, although there is no print on the packing bag, but on the insulated box, it is clearly written "Supreme Buddha jumping over the wall" five big words.
In Tanglin University, who doesn't know that the Imperial Diet Buddha jumps over the wall? It is as famous as going to the capital to eat Quanjude roast duck.
And the Supreme Buddha jumping over the wall in the Imperial Diet Buddha jumping over the wall is even more famous, with more than a thousand servings, even professors and tutors are reluctant to eat it.
But right now, this "exposed" dick silk pretending to be forced to smash people with the Supreme Buddha jumping over the wall, and it is twenty copies at a time!
At this time, the tutor also remembered what Wu Di had just said to him, that he wanted to give all this food to those poor students.
God! Send the Supreme Buddha to jump over the wall to eat for poor students?!
Damn, there's no mistake about that, is it?
At this moment, a shadow walked into the small auditorium.
With long crimson hair, delicate facial features, and a graceful figure, she is the school flower Lanxue.
As soon as Lan Xue came in, she obviously didn't expect that there would be so many people here, and they were all gathered in the row of seats at the back of the middle.
"What's going on?" a cold voice sounded from her mouth.
At this time, everyone's eyes were attracted to the past, and after finding out that it was Lan Xue, they all lit up.
In order to attract Lan Xue's attention, a prickly man hurriedly said in a loud voice: "There is a pretending dick who just hit the mentor, and now the mentor is about to punish him." ”
Lan Xue's eyebrows twitched, and her eyes also fell on Wu Di.
But for some reason, when she saw Wu Di, the expression on her face was stunned.
Then she whispered, "Let him go, he's my friend." ”