I'm TM Is this a ghost today, how can I encounter some unrealistic accidents and things (情qíng)?

First, I drove home and rear-ended others, and then the other party's family was still grumpy, and they beat me up, and then because of the dash cam (love qíng), I was cheated 500,000 yuan.

was cheated for 500,000 yuan, but it was calculated that he went to rummage through the garbage can, and he didn't find the barcode when he looked for the garbage can, and even asked a bad old man who was engaged in sanitation to give 20,000 yuan to the pit.

It was enough to leave me speechless, but Nima ran a little faster when I came out of the toilet, and I actually hit someone again.

It was originally bumped, but Nima Lao Tzu actually knocked people out three meters away, when did I TM become so strong, why don't I know??

These things are enough to make me speechless, I hope that there will be no more accidents later, I really don't want to encounter these things that make me speechless again, my patience is almost at the limit, I am about to be driven crazy by ((forced bī)bī!!"

After roaring a few words in his heart, Eri, who had a slightly blue nose and swollen face, took his barcode and went to the cabinet to scan the code.

Unexpectedly, this time the code scanning went smoothly, and the cabinet was opened as soon as it dropped, and his dash cam also appeared inside.

After seeing the dash cam, Ari immediately reached out to get the dash cam and laughed happily, "Hahaha, after a lot of hardships, you were finally found by me, I am ...... Uh-uh!!"

iResearch did a lot of calculations, but he never calculated that he would encounter the leakage of the cabinet.

When poor Ari reached for the dash cam, he directly made the leaking cabinet into an explosive head, and then after the line tripped, he directly poured it in front of the cabinet with a twitch and foam.

"Oh my God, where did I, Ari, offend your old man today, and you're going to target me like this??" These were Ari's last words before he fell unconscious, and then he completely lost consciousness.

Half an hour later, Ai Rui, who came to his senses, looked at Wen Bixia on the side of the bed in a bit of a daze and asked, "Where am I, why are you here, Bixia?"

"I said that you can't settle down a little bit this big night, just drove in front of you, and hit someone directly in the back, and let you encounter a cabinet leakage (love qíng) when it's over, are you possessed by a broom star?

And how are you feeling now, I was almost scared to death by you when I first came, you don't know how scary you looked at that time?

An exploding head, foaming at the mouth, twitched and twitched, as if it was going to die at any moment, and it scared me to death. Because she still had to get the money from Ari, Wen Bixia could only show him that she seemed to care about him very much.

Hearing Wen Bixia's words, Ai Rui didn't pay attention to whether she really cared about herself, but asked her directly, "Did you see the dash cam I was holding when you came?"

"Is this dash cam, but this one seems to have been electrocuted when you were electrocuted.

By the way, you are still holding it after you are unconscious, is there anything in it that you care about very much?" Seeing that Ai Rui was not concerned about his (body shēn) body (情qíng) at this time, but was anxious about his dash cam, Wen Bixia directly handed him his dash cam, and by the way, curiously asked what was inside.

After casually removing the memory card from the dash cam and putting it in his pocket, Ari replied to Wen Bixia with a smile, "It's nothing, it's just some records of the previous car accident, by the way, how did you get here, who told you that something happened to me (情qíng)?"

"I don't know, it seems that the doctor in the hospital called me, and he said that the label on your phone for me is my wife, so he called me, and then I heard that you had an accident and came over.

If you don't come, I don't know if I'm scared, good guy, I saw the police three times in one night, and went to the hospital three times, you guy, you can, I guess the broom star is not as unlucky as you!!!" After explaining why she came over, Wen Bixia joked about Eri's bad luck.

Eri, who was speechless to the extreme, directly waved his hand at Wen Bixia with a helpless face, "Let's not talk about these things (love qíng) first, you help me get some water, I'm thirsty!!"

"Oh, then you wait a minute, I'll go out and buy you a bottle of water, you wait and don't move!!" Hearing Ari say that she wanted to drink water, Wen Bixia didn't think of looking for (hot) water, but stood up and walked out, ready to go to the vending machine outside to buy water.

And just as Wen Bixia went out, a doctor came in directly with a glass of water, and put it directly in a position where Ai Rui could get it, and then said to the patient on the opposite side of Ai Rui (bed chuáng): "The things are ready for you, wait for you to drink it yourself, remember to drink it!!"

After finishing speaking, the doctor turned around and left, and Eri, who was already hungry and thirsty, reached out and picked up the water cup without the consent of the patient on the other side, and drank it in a few gulps.

After drinking, Ari looked at the patient opposite and said with a smile, "I'm too thirsty, so don't you mind, my friend will buy water later, I'll pay you back the mineral water..." ”

"It's okay, I drank some just now, and now I don't need that thing, my feeling is here now, brother, the one you drank is a strengthened version, I hope you can bear it, I'll go to the toilet first!!" The patient who was robbed of water on the other side did not get angry because of Ari's actions, but ran out in a hurry with his hands on his hands.

Just now, Ari didn't know what he meant by his fellow patient's words.

However, when the doctor who had just left returned, he knew immediately what he had drunk.

As soon as the doctor came in, he asked Ari, "Ari, did you see where the patient on the other side was, and did he drink this enhanced laxative and run out to the bathroom?"

"Enhanced version of the laxative!!wo (日rì) Nima.... it, it feels like it's coming, it's over............ Lao Tzu is no longer alive!!" Ai Rui, who had just learned that he had drunk laxatives, had just shown some signs of diarrhea in his body in the past few days, so he pulled it directly to his pants almost the moment he came to feel it.

Hearing the crackling sound in Eri's quilt, the doctor was stunned for a moment, and then immediately complained dissatisfiedly, "You shouldn't have drunk the laxative of that constipation patient, how can you be casual, sir..... Uh, it stinks, I'll call you a nurse for that gentleman!!"

On the other side, inside the villa, Liu Wanfeng, Liu Qingbei, and Liu Qingfeng, who were controlling all this remotely ((cāo)cāo), directly sighed with a wicked smile at this time, "Hey, poor guy, maybe he never dreamed that his bad news today was actually man-made, hahaha...!!"

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