Thrift is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation.

Xu Moqiu never imagined that Liao Yibao, who was the vice principal and director of the Moral Education Office, would actually have a 28-bar car that was only a little better than his broken bicycle! Even the brand was exactly the same.

This guy is a leader anyway, how can he be so shabby?

Could it be that he is really that frugal?

No matter what others think, Xu Moqiu doesn't believe it anyway.

It turned out that before, Liao Yibao also had a car worth more than 100,000 yuan, but he regretted it after driving to school for a few days.

You must know that in school, he is hated by the students. Today's car was scratched, tomorrow's windshield was smashed again, the day after tomorrow's rearview mirror was broken, the brakes were gone the day after tomorrow, and then a lot of feces were splashed......

knew that it was done by those naughty students, but there was no evidence, so I had to break my teeth and swallow it in my stomach.

"Crunch Crunch"

The cars of the two appeared on the side of the road together, and a ...... was formed Funny scenery.

In particular, the strange screams made by stepping on the pedals made passers-by feel the urge to hit them!

The so-called words are not speculative for more than half a sentence, and the two did not communicate on the road.

Finally came to the gate of the hospital, Xu Moqiu did not go in directly, but came to the small restaurant diagonally opposite the hospital.

Liao Yibao's face sank suddenly: "Teacher Xu, what are you here for? We are here to do business, not to go to the restaurant." ”

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "I'm curious about whether you have a large intestine or a stool in your head? It's past twelve o'clock, don't you need to eat? What should I do if my students are hungry? Are you responsible?"

While talking, she had already dialed Qin Mengyan's phone, ordered a few light dishes according to their meaning, paid the money, and took advantage of the free time to stir-fry the vegetables and pulled Liao Yibao to the fruit stall next to her.

Liao Yibao knocked off that hand, frowned, and said, "What are you doing?

Xu Moqiu pointed to the big and red apple and said, "Vice Principal Liao, what do you think of this apple?"

"I don't like to eat, thank you. Liao Yibao thought he was going to buy it for himself, so he waved his hand generously.

"Vice Principal Liao, whether you like to eat or not, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with you giving it away, right?"

Liao Yibao looked inexplicable: "What do you mean by this?"

With this IQ, you're embarrassed to go against Lao Tzu all day long? How many lives do you have? Or do you think this life is too long?

Xu Moqiu said angrily: "You came to the hospital to visit the patient, empty-handed, are you embarrassed?"

"What do I ......" Feeling the disdainful gazes around him, Liao Yibao quickly stopped talking and said to the boss who sold fruit: "Uh...... Okay, then, weigh me three...... No, two pounds...... Forget it, just two! Hey, don't take that big! Oh, you can't understand people, do you?"

Xu Moqiu continued to hint beside him: "Vice President Liao, I heard that bananas are suitable for patients to nourish their stomachs. ”

It's not the stomach of a fart!

Liao Yibao wanted to scold him twice, but after thinking about it, if this guy is lying to himself, he can just take it away when the time comes, he happens to be constipated recently, and it is good to eat some moisturizing intestines.

"Okay, buy it!"

"And this durian ......"

"Buy!"

"And this jackfruit......"

"Teacher Xu, buy so much, can she finish eating all of a girl's house?"

She can't finish eating, it doesn't mean that Lao Tzu can't finish eating! Afraid that the old boy won't pay the bill for a while, Xu Moqiu nodded: "Hehe, that's right, then that's it." It's a little little, but it's barely a meaning. ”

Resisting the urge to beat people, Liao Yibao paid the bill extremely reluctantly, and at Xu Moqiu's request, he even packed a delicate fruit basket, and the meals he just wanted had been packed.

Xu Moqiu held a fruit basket in his left hand and a boxed lunch in his right hand, and took the lead in walking across the road. Liao Yibao was like a criminal policeman escorting a prisoner, and hurriedly followed, not leaving an inch, for fear that he would turn around and slip away.

As soon as she entered the ward, Qin Mengyan complained: "You are here, starving us to death! Huh? Isn't this Vice Principal Liao? What kind of wind blew you here?"

"Ahem...... So, I heard that Xu is sick, as a school leader, it is still necessary to care! Xu, how are you feeling? Is there anything uncomfortable?" At this time, Liao Yibao fully displayed his leadership style.

Master Xu replied numbly: "I'm much better, thank you for the concern of the school leaders." Have a seat. ”

Sit, where to sit?

The hospital bed on the left was occupied by Qin Mengyan, and the hospital bed on the right was still being cleaned up, with Mu Wanjing sitting on the chair and Xu Moqiu sitting on the bench.

These people didn't mean to get up at all, so sit on the side of the bed, a girl from the hospital, it seems a little inappropriate. Looking around, it seems that there is no other suitable place to sit except for the toilet in the bathroom.

waved his hand and said very generously: "It's okay, I'll just stand for a while, Vice Principal Liao, I'm busy with work, and I'm going to leave in a while." You talk, I'll go pee first. ”

Liao Yibao took the opportunity to urinate and quickly came to the nurse's platform: "Help me check, there are 12 beds in ward 2, what is the situation?"

"You ......"

Liao Yibao's eyes rolled: "Hmm...... To tell you the truth, I am the father of that girl, and he has been seducing my daughter, and I suspect that they are deliberately acting for me in order to win my sympathy. ”

"Really?" the nurse looked incredulous, and finally checked it for him, "Acute stomach bleeding, ...... sent last night"

He didn't hear what was said later, and he didn't want to hear it. Anyway, Liao Yibao knew that his large fruit basket was flying.

Back in the ward, the smell of food was overflowing, Xu Moqiu didn't know where to borrow a small table, and the four of them were eating around the table.

Liao Yibao got up late this morning, didn't have time to eat breakfast, there were many things in the morning, there were no grains in his stomach, he smelled the fragrance, and the greedy worms in his belly were suddenly hooked.

Xu Moqiu, who was facing him, smiled: "Vice Principal Liao, have you eaten?"

"No......" Liao Yibao said heartily: This guy is still a little conscientious, and he knows that he asked himself to eat together, and it is not in vain that he sent such a big fruit basket.

I was about to go to the next ward to borrow a small Mazha and squeeze with them, but I heard Xu Moqiu say again: "Oh, then you should hurry up and eat! This person is iron, and the rice is steel, and if you don't eat three meals, you will have to be hard! Although you are alive to waste air, you can't die to pollute the land! The Ah San pork liver noodles downstairs taste good, the portion is sufficient and the price is fair, you can try it!"

The smile on Liao Yibao's face suddenly froze, and he secretly cursed in his heart: Grass! Lao Tzu spent a few hundred yuan, so you can't shout at Lao Tzu to eat some casually? Don't you want to be so shameless as a man? And what you like to eat is fat intestine noodles, not pork liver noodles.

Qin Mengyan also echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, you must eat on time, otherwise you will easily get stomach problems." I used to have a classmate whose grandfather died of stomach cancer at the age of eight, and that was a miserable ......."

In the end, it was Master Xu who spoke: "Vice President Liao came all the way to see me, do you want to deal with the two of you casually?"

Sure enough, the girl was still kind-hearted, Liao Yibao rubbed her hands: "This, it's not very good, or I'll ...... it."

Xu Moqiu cut it off: "It's really not good, you see these are not enough for us to eat." ”

Liao Yibao's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver, and he held back a sentence for a long time: "That's right, I don't have the habit of eating at noon, or I still eat noodles, it's true! ”

As he spoke, he turned around and was about to leave, stealing chickens and rice, and he didn't want to stay in this bird place for a moment.

"Vice President Liao, please stay. Xu Moqiu's beating voice came from behind him.

Liao Yibao turned around and showed an ugly smile that could scare a child to death: "Is there anything else wrong with Teacher Xu?"

Xu Moqiu had a faint smile on his face: "What, Vice Principal Liao, don't hide it, this kid's life is hard!"

Seeing this cheap smile, Liao Yibao felt that the silver in his pocket began to stir. There is a high probability that you will leave yourself in the next few minutes or seconds.

roughly guessed Xu Moqiu's intentions, Liao Yibao began to pretend to be stupid: "What does Teacher Xu want to say?"

"That's right, this child's parents divorced when he was a child, his family is poor, and he only relies on his grandmother to pick up garbage and rubbs every day to maintain a basic life, without a fixed income, and often eats three hungry meals a meal. Their mothers-in-law and grandchildren depend on each other for their lives, eat and sleep in the open, and their lives are so miserable! The rats in the family have starved to death for several litters. This illness has cost her all her family's savings, and even the footbasin used to cook the rice has been sold......"

Liao Yibao's stomach was growling with hunger, and he quickly interrupted his tirade: "Teacher Xu, what do you want to say?"

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu cleared his throat, lowered his voice, and said in a decibel tone that everyone in the ward could hear, "That's the case, before you came, didn't you say that you wanted to fund them on behalf of the school?"

Sure enough, you want to squeeze money from Lao Tzu again! Why are you a Lao Tzu ATM?

Liao Yibao hurriedly waved his hand: "When did I say it? Teacher Xu, don't make something out of nothing!"

Xu Moqiu's fingers tapped lightly on the edge of the table, and he said, "Vice Principal Liao, as a school leader, how can you not talk without words? In front of students and colleagues, you are ...... like this It's so chilling! If this gets out in the future, no one else will be allowed to chew the root of their tongues?"

Xu Moqiu's words were obviously a little high, and it happened that the door of the ward was pushed open by the nurse, and several patients and nurses walked in one after another.

Feeling that strange gaze, Liao Yibao finally couldn't pull his face, so he had to bite the bill and laugh miserably: "Haha, how can it not be a word? I just made a joke with everyone to liven up the atmosphere, so ......"

Liao Yibao is smart this time, he knows that if he takes out his wallet, he will definitely be squeezed dry by Xu Moqiu's grandson, and there will not even be a steel jumper left.

He put his hand into his pocket smartly, took out a stack of 100 yuan bills, pulled it out and looked at it, there were more than 20 of them, and he was startled, but he was embarrassed to put it back cheekily, and almost vomited out his large intestine.

With a bitter face, he said: "What, this is the condolence money given to classmate Xu on behalf of the school, you should recuperate well and strive to return to campus as soon as possible." ”

Reluctantly handed the money to Master Xu, Liao Yibao felt that if he continued to stay here, maybe his underwear would have to be taken away by Xu Moqiu, a guy who eats people and doesn't spit out bones, so he ran away under the pretext that he was busy with affairs.

Looking at Liao Yibao who fled in the wilderness, Qin Mengyan suddenly smiled: "Xu Moqiu, you are really a superb! I found that I admire you a little." ”

Mu Wanjing said beside her: "Teacher Qin, you are in danger! It is said that the sign of a woman before the fall is admiration for a man!"

Qin Mengyan stretched out her finger and flicked it on the door of her head: "Go, you little girl, what kind of love do you know? Besides, look at his dick silk, can my aunt and grandmother look at him? It's a big joke in the world!"

Mu Wanjing rubbed her head, looked unconvinced, and straightened her chest: "Teacher Qin, where am I small?"