Chapter 242: Ao Fat: Are you trying to scare me to death so that I can inherit my aspirin?

Warsington.

A certain neighborhood.

Fifth Avenue.

No. 132.

Snuggled up on the sofa in the living room, Anna was smiling as she watched TBS's "The Conan Show" broadcast while eating macaroni.

The special guest of this issue of "The Conan Show" is a former NBA celebrity, who laughs like a three-hundred-pound fat man.

What they're talking about today is a hot event from some time ago – surfing on the North Coast.

On the TV screen, after a burst of laughter, host Conan asked O'Neill, "Haha, OK, what do you think would happen if you went surfing?"

Ao Fat pursed his lips and said funny: "I don't know, but one thing is for sure, the storm may be more violent!"

"Why?"

"Why? Hey, man, don't you know I weigh 325 pounds?"

When the words fell, the celebrity guests present immediately burst into laughter.

IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS, THE HOST SAID: "I HEARD THAT YOU WATCHED THE LIVE BROADCAST AT THAT TIME, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LUY?"

O'Neill stood on the podium and shrugged: "He's amazing, it's undeniable. ”

"But you know what? Because of this guy, the number of visits to our community hospital tripled yesterday? Don't ask me why, because I'm still taking aspirinβ€”"

"Haha!"

"Haha!"

β€œOK......”

For a while, the audience, laughing and laughing, hiding their faces, were all amused by this cute fat man.

At the same time, several celebrity guests also laughed back and forth, and kept applauding him.

However, Ao Pang didn't think so, pointed to a few guests, and said seriously: "Hmph, you are still laughing......"

"Ladies and gentlemen, take a good look at the crowd, Crisadria, Hannibal, Davis, Natasha, Pete, ......"

Every time a person's name is spoken, the director's camera switches.

When everyone took a picture with the audience, Ao Pang suddenly involuntarily raised the corners of his mouth and said:

"This is the most disappointing lineup I've seen since the last Lakers game!"

As soon as this sentence came out, Anna, who was sitting on the screen, was almost out of breath with laughter: "Haha, okay......"

......

After chatting for a while, the host asked O'Neill again: "Hey, man, do you know that LUY once jumped off a building on the tallest building in China!"

"What?

O'Neill deliberately pretended to be surprised, shook his head and said, "This is crazy...... How tall is the tallest building in China?"

"More than 400 meters. ”

"Whew......" O'Neill gasped and said, "Fortunately, it's not a 500-meter ......"

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to see him jump from the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere!"

Conan showed a puzzled face: "?"

"Are you trying to scare me to death so I can inherit my aspirin? My apartment is across the street from the World Trade Center!"

After speaking, the laughter from the audience intensified, and the applause was like thunder.

It was a long time before the host Conan forced a smile and asked, "What would you do if he did jump off the World Trade Center?"

"How is that possible?!, don't worry, he won't...... If he can do it...... O'Neill looked around, picked up a chair, and placed it in front of him: "See? I ate this chair on the spot......

"OK, our cameras have recorded your vows, haha, just kidding, okay, ladies and gentlemen, please give your applause to the greatest player in NBA history......"

couch in the living room.

Anna was laughing when her phone rang.

Glancing at the caller number, she swiped lightly and connected the phone: "Hi!"

On the other end of the phone, Lu Yu looked at the urban buildings immersed in the sunset, and said softly: "Anna, hmm...... The day after tomorrow, I'm ready to start my second live stream. ”

Hearing this, Anna's eyes lit up: "Second live broadcast?"

"Yes. ”

"What are you going to stream this time? skateboarding, surfing, skydiving, or mountaineering?"

When Lu Yu asked, Anna was like a great enemy, and the whole person was concentrated, and kept chattering.

But it's a pity that her suggestions were all rejected by Lu Yu: "It's neither." This time, I'm going to show a brand new extreme sport – wingsuit flying ......"

"Wingsuit flying?Sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean......"

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, just make the preliminary preparations for me. ”

This kind of thing really can't be explained clearly in one sentence or two.

So Lu Yu didn't explain too much to her:

"In this case, you can help me make a few posters first, and then go and communicate with the relevant departments. ”

Anna was confused by him, and wanted to ask but didn't know where to start, but still interrupted him: "Wait, can you please explain first, what kind of sport is wingsuit flying?!"

She seemed curious.

So, Lu Yu tried to introduce this sport to her:

"It's a kind of flying sport. When the time comes, I will put on a special flight suit and landing equipment, jump from a high place, use my limbs to control the direction of gliding, and complete the taxi in a non-powered way, and finally land ......"

After some introduction, Anna still didn't know much.

But it also seems to understand a little.

So, she asked, "Where is your so-called high place?"

"The rooftop of the World Trade Center. ”

"What? World Trade Center?"

Holding a plate of pasta, Anna looked at the smug Fat on the TV and said, "Oh my God, are you sure?"

"I'm sure, what's wrong with you?"

"Uh, okay, I got it......"

"Okay. ”

......

Hanging up the phone, Lu Yu woke up the system and took out the flight suit stored in the system.

From beginning to end, Tsai carefully examined it and stuffed it into his backpack.

Unlike other sports, wingsuit flying requires a high level of equipment.

In addition to expensive flight suits, helmets must also be custom-made.

So, Lu Yu clicked on the system mall again, walked around, and picked out a multi-functional helmet for himself.

The helmet supplied by the system is all black and goes well with the flight suit.

There are 2 GPS trackers inside.

You can see the speed and taxiing rate of the flight for the first time through the small screen in the lower right corner of the glasses.

Very practical.

With a flight suit and helmet, it's time to equip yourself with a parachute.

During the entire flight, the parachute is only used for the final landing stage, acting as a safety buffer and does not affect the flight quality.

Because most of the time of the flight, it is gliding through a wingsuit flight suit.

After all, that's the essence and fun of the sport.

However, for the selection of parachutes, you must not be careless, you must be careful.

In many cases, the quality of the parachute directly determines the smooth end of the flight.

It doesn't need to be big, but it has to be the right one.

After paying attention, Lu Yu found the parachute category in the mall, spent 900 gold coins, and chose a high-end parachute bag suitable for the flight suit.

That's basically all there is to it for the general equipment.

All that's left to prepare is some technical stuff.

For example, wind speed, wind force, rainfall, fog and other meteorological conditions during the challenge.

For example, pre-flight equipment inspection and adjustment.

And then there is the flight path and so on.

If you think about it, there's still a lot of work to be done.

However, no matter how well prepared.

For the sport, accidents happen from time to time.

It's out of your hands, and it often catches you off guard......