"What's the matter? Ears are not good at a young age? Then listen well, I'll tell you again, 100,000! You can't leave without a child!" The aunt spat Xu Moqiu's face and hugged the reflector with both hands.

Xu Moqiu opened the car door and walked down, and said with a puzzled expression: "Auntie, are you too drunk?"

The aunt looked constipated and pointed to her face: "Do you think I'm joking with you?"

"I crushed your feet?"

Aunt shook her head: "No." ”

Xu Moqiu asked again: "Then I hit your old man?"

Aunt's nostrils are facing the sky: "That's not it!"

Damn! Really?

Xu Moqiu was taken aback, and turned around, but he didn't find a figure, and he was squatting down to see if it was under the pressure chassis.

I only heard the aunt's voice say, "Hurry up! I've been waiting for you for a long time." ”

When he stood up, he saw an old man with gray hair, about seventy years old, running over with a cane, panting.

Then, under Xu Moqiu's surprised gaze, he fell to the ground, hugged the car behind him with his right hand, and shouted in pain with his voice and his neck: "Oh my mother! Hit someone, hit someone! Everyone come and take a look! Hurt me to death! Why did you drive the car? Ah! I can't do it! I'm going to die......"

It's not that Xu Moqiu has never seen touching porcelain, but in broad daylight, he dared to touch it so blatantly and unscrupulously, and it was the first time he had seen it!

Immediately happy, hugged his arms and looked at the old man who was engrossed, and said with a smile: "If I don't give it today, what can you do?"

The old man covered his waist, bared his teeth and grinned: "Oh, little rabbit cub, are you still so arrogant when you hit someone? I think you lack discipline! Oh, no, my brain, my waist, it hurts me to death!"

The aunt took a step forward and united front: "Ah, I can see it! You have collided my old man like this, and he will not be able to take care of himself in the future! Let me tell you, it is not 100,000 yuan that can be done now, 200,000 yuan! One point less, you will wait to eat in prison!"

A bald man with a broad shoulders and a round waist came over: "Why are young people like this now? If they hit someone, they can pay as much as they want? Who doesn't have an old man? If your parents are like this, what will you do? Look, they are all bleeding!"

is worthy of being a powerful actor, and in just a while, the old man has several fake injuries.

Another middle-aged woman in her forties came over and said in a peacemaker tone: "Everyone is out to work, and it's not easy to make money. ”

The aunt relentlessly said: "That's not good! Knock my old man like this, eighty percent of the people who go back will be gone, there are no two or three hundred thousand, I am willing to follow you?"

"In this way, aunt, I persuade this little brother to compensate you for 200,000 yuan, and that's it?"

Aunt is embarrassed: "Hmm...... It depends on his attitude. ”

As soon as the two sang and harmonized, Xu Moqiu hugged his arms and sneered, this is obviously collusion. According to his speculation, eighty percent of the bald and middle-aged women who came later were related to this aunt by blood or kinship.

It's a family, and all of this is rehearsed by them in advance.

"Big brother, you see, you knock people like this, it's always your fault, isn't it? In this way, listen to my advice, more is better than less, 200,000 is not a big amount for you, it is better to ...... it."

Xu Moqiu interrupted impatiently: "Okay, don't put it anywhere, don't say 200,000, it's 20 yuan, I won't give it to you today! I have a driving record in the car, do you want to show it to you? Hurry up, don't bother me! I'll call the police in a while." ”

The middle-aged woman suddenly stopped following and sank her face: "Big brother, what do you mean by this? Who is playing what? You tell me what to say! I am kind enough to help you speak, but if you don't appreciate it, you still hurt me with your words! It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know the hearts of good people! If you don't return my innocence today, don't even think about walking!"

As the middle-aged woman spoke, she glanced at the old man.

The old man understood, his legs suddenly kicked, his neck crooked, and he stopped moving after two wails.

My aunt's eyes lit up suddenly, and she jumped up and shouted, "Wow! You hit and kill my old man! Let me tell you, if you don't have 500,000 today, you just wait to go to jail!"

Lu Mingyue stepped out of the car, glanced at the motionless old man lying on the ground, and said lightly, "It's dead, right?"

The aunt hurriedly kicked the old man: "Isn't that right? Look, it's a pretty good death!"

"500,000 huh?"

"Of course, not a single point is missing!"

"Xu Moqiu, call the crematorium, as long as you see this old man burned, I will give you an extra 100,000. ”

"Okay!" Xu Moqiu said, and made a gesture to dial.

What? Contact the crematorium directly? That's a big joke.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" The old man was taken aback, he didn't want to lose his life for money, so he hurriedly turned over and sat up, pretending to be dazed and said, "What's the matter?" ”

The aunt kicked him with hatred, and said with a gloomy face: "Anyway, you hit someone, I'll tell you, 300,000!

"Then wait, the police will be here in a moment. ”

"Yo, you dare to threaten ......"

"Ulaula"

Before the sentence was finished, the siren sounded from far and near, the family was taken aback, and the bald man pointed at Xu Moqiu and threatened: "Little white face, you have a kind! Wait!"

When the police arrived, the person who touched the porcelain had disappeared without a trace, and after a brief inquiry, he turned around and left.

Back at the Lu family villa, it was already past three o'clock in the afternoon, in order to make Lu Baoer have face, Xu Moqiu put on the Internet celebrity bear costume early and put on a hood, and began to prepare.

And Xiaoya is very sensible to help him beside him, the little girl seems to be quite interested in cooking, and she looks at it with relish. Of course, Lu Zhe was not idle, and the task of picking garlic and washing vegetables was handed over to him.

Lu Mingyue quipped at the door: "It seems that your cooking skills will not be lost." ”

At around four o'clock, there was a knock on the door, and Lu Baoer's friends came together, all of whom were classmates of hers.

In the Lu family, the most important thing is to eat and play, and soon the coffee table was full of all kinds of snacks and snacks, as well as several unopened game consoles.

Taking advantage of Lu Mingyue's time to go out, Lu Baoer used the excuse of going to the toilet to avoid her little friend, sneakily opened the door of Lu Mingyue's room, pulled in the closet for a while, hesitated for a moment and finally stretched out her hand.

"Briquettes, briquettes!"

Xu Moqiu was busy in the kitchen, the smoke in the kitchen was too heavy and the spicy smell was choking, Lu Zhe had already found an excuse to slip away, and Xiaoya was also called out by him.

Lu Bao'er suddenly poked in a head and kept waving at him.

Looking at the pair of big eyes that kept rolling around, Xu Moqiu knew that there was absolutely nothing good.

But this time, he really wronged others.

He didn't reply, "Why don't you see I'm busy now?"

Lu Bao'er looked back at the door and beckoned to him again: "Oh, you come here!

"What...... it!"

Xu Moqiu turned around, and Lu Baoer had already pulled out the thing in her arms, which was a pair of pink lace trousers......

How dare she!

If Lu Mingyue finds out, he won't have to eat himself alive?

Where is this surprise? Shock is pretty much the same.

Suddenly, his scalp was numb, and he quickly put out the spicy clams in the pot that were just hot, walked over quickly, and scolded: "Don't make trouble, where to get it, put it quickly! Your sister will be back in a while!"

Lu Bao'er tilted her head: "You don't want it?"

Whether you want to or not and whether you dare or not are completely different things! Last time, I didn't mean to, so I was slapped in the face, and if I was known this time, I was afraid that I wouldn't like to lift a wheelchair?

While the two were talking, Lu Mingyue's voice sounded behind them: "Bao'er, what are you doing there?" ”

"Ah...... Idol...... This...... Here it is!" Lu Bao'er was startled, and the thing in her hand almost didn't fall to the ground. Crumpled it into a ball and threw it on Xu Moqiu's body, turned around and ran, where do you care if you want it or not.

What a dead friend who doesn't die and a poor Lu Bao'er!

If it weren't for Xu Moqiu's quick hands and feet and wearing an apron, he would really be caught by Lu Mingyue.

Looking at Xu Moqiu, who was in a hurry, Lu Mingyue frowned and said, "What are you doing?"

Xu Moqiu pretended to be calm: "Oh...... Nothing, I'm thinking about which dish to make first. ”

"Is there a difference?" Lu Mingyue looked weird, her eyes swept around the living room, and she said casually, "Have you seen Auntie?"

"Nope. I haven't seen anyone for a day today, so I guess where to play mahjong. Well, I'll go to the toilet. "Xu Moqiu had a 'heavy treasure' in his arms, and felt that it was better to hide it first, so he found an excuse and slipped back to the room.

The moment I closed the door to my room, I was relieved.

tiptoeing to pry open a tile in the corner behind the door, from the dark green iron box, just as he folded the heavy treasure and was about to put it in, a voice came from behind him: "Uncle, what are you doing?"

"Huh!?"

When Xu Moqiu came in, the lights were not turned on in the house, and the little girl hid in the dark and did not speak, and she didn't notice it for a while.

As soon as he opened his mouth suddenly, he was so frightened that he almost peed on his crotch!

"Huh...... Uncle, you ......" Xiaoya looked surprised, smacked her lips, and suddenly said, "I have Ma Ma too!"

was embarrassed by the collision, Xu Moqiu almost hanged himself without shame, his old face turned red, he quickly hid his things, and quickly changed the topic: "Ahem...... What, it's almost time to eat, what are you doing hiding in the house?"

"Oh!" Xiao Ya nodded, not saying anything more, but secretly jotted down something.

Back in the living room, Lu Baoer was eating snacks like a nobody, while pointing fingers at the little friends who were playing games, and completely forgot what she had done just now.

As the last dish was served, Xu Moqiu finally took off his hood and wore this fluffy thing, which made him sweat profusely after a while.

Finally, a sharp-eyed classmate recognized him: "Ah, aren't you...... Is the homeroom teacher in the next class?"

A classmate next to him also said, "Yes, I saw you this morning." ”

"Why are you at Bao'er's house?"

can be regarded as asking the point, Xu Moqiu naturally won't answer truthfully, and said with a smile: "Don't hide it, in addition to being a teacher, I also have a profession, which is a chef." The kind that provides door-to-door service, it's a coincidence that Bao'er ordered me, so well, you know. ”

A table full of dishes is all from Xu Moqiu's handwriting.

It was already past six o'clock, but Lu Baoer looked out the door absentmindedly.

Finally, close to half past six, the door of the villa was opened again, and Lu Caidie appeared at the door holding a big bear about the same height as her. When he walked into the house, he said apologetically, "Sorry, I'm late, Bao'er, happy birthday." ”

Lu Bao'er nodded, continued to look at the door, and said perfunctorily: "Oh, thank you, second sister." ”

Not long after, Lu Qianqian also appeared in front of her. The moment he entered the house, he glared at Xu Moqiu fiercely, and it seemed that he was still haunted by what happened before.

After seven o'clock, night fell, the dishes on the table were already cold, Lu Baoer's beautiful big eyes flashed a trace of disappointment, and she forced a smile: "Everyone is here, let's go!"

Another year, another three years.

The night breeze is still cold, and you still haven't come back.